Tens of Billions of Crossings

Chapter 71: Can't stop vomiting

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Li Lun and Li Tai are here.

As soon as they entered Hanbi Peak, they were immediately shocked by the magnificent mountain gate and the mountain guard array. Looking at the bright and dark posts all over the way, it was even more unclear.

I haven't seen the speed of China's infrastructure construction, and I don't understand the organization and management methods of the modern army. It is rare to be more strange and normal.

However, when the two of them saw Li Ji, they grabbed one of his sleeves and said that they would not let go.

Li Lun had a direct showdown and accused: "You built your own mountain protection formation? This is not in compliance with the rules!"

Li Tai is like a policeman catching a thief, and he repeatedly questioned: "Damn, you can just use your father's guards, so why mobilize the combat power of my subordinates? Boy, did you steal the sword order? Honestly, me. Don't beat you!"

Li Ji shrank his neck and smiled: "That's why I invited the two brothers over to drink and make amends!"

As soon as they mentioned wine, the two brothers suddenly showed flattering smiles, and asked in unison: "When do you start drinking?"

Li Ji suddenly put on a bitter face: "The drink is ready-made. But, I have to allow me to dismantle the mountain guard array first, and then rummaged through the entire Hanbi Peak to see if I can find the sword order before I can relax and drink. !"

Li Lun and Li Tai punched him at the same time: "What are you going to do to protect the mountain, find a woolen thread, quickly put the wine, I can't wait!"

At this time, there was a screaming scream from a room in the Jinquelou courtyard. The two brothers looked at each other, rushed over at the same time, and then quickly turned around, each looking for a moment and vomiting.

Li Ji scratched his head: "Is this emptying my belly ahead of time. Will I eat more meat in a while?"

The two brothers just stood up straight, and when they heard him say meat, they continued to bend and vomit.

Li Ji: "..."

Li Lun and Li Tai have lost their appetite for the time being, and they are reluctant. After all, building a large formation to protect the mountains and stealing sword orders in violation of regulations are all first-class events. It is not realistic to let them ignore it directly!

Li Ji was not verbose, and took one of them with one hand, and directly led them to a room. The old woman was lying in it, sick.

When Li Lun and Li Tai met, they were suddenly surprised and inexplicably surprised. They rushed to the old woman's side and asked at the same time: "Grandma, where have you been in the past few days?"

The real identity of the old woman is a concubine of Li Daocheng, who fought for favor with the mother of Li Lun's three brothers back then, making a life-and-death struggle.

Later, the mother became frustrated and died of illness, but the old woman went uncharacteristically and took the initiative to take care of the elder brother as her own.

In order to resolve the hatred, she refused to become the main house, and she didn't even call her name. She simply called herself a woman. When she got older, she called herself an old woman, that is, an old woman. It took so long that everyone forgot her original name.

Because of this, the three brothers Li Lun’s feelings for the old woman are quite complicated, and they usually stay away from each other, and it is rare to say a few words a year. Although I often meet in no return, I always turn a blind eye.

It wasn't until this time that they disappeared that the elder brothers realized that she actually had a place in their hearts.

The old woman's speech was flat, and in a few words, through the process of her being rescued, she cleverly revealed to Li Luen and Li Tai what happened in Huangzhou last night.

Only then did the two brothers suddenly realize that they punched Li Ji again. The two scourges of stealing sword orders and building a self-built mountain protection formation were ready to take care of Li Ji.

no way! No matter how bad his butt is, I have to wipe it off. Who makes Li Ji his brother. Especially this brother, he is still doing big things, right things!

… At least they have not touched the favor of their own private intelligence network, they have to pay it back!

Alcohol is inevitable. After comforting the old woman, the three brothers will naturally have a meal.

Li Ji personally cooks, frying and frying.

All the ingredients and condiments on the earth are available here. However, people in this world have long stomachs for food, but they don't have brains for food. The food is made, just like shit, and it will feel like the sea when you look at it.

This is very similar to Huaxia on the earth and a southern neighboring country. The same ingredients are used in Huaxia country as a delicacy, but when it comes to the southern neighboring country, it is like a pile of shit.

The ingredients have already been washed and prepared, and you only need to fry them in the pan.

However, Li Ji is a two-handed sword. The meat is fried, the beans are not fully cooked, the beef is as hard as iron, and the elbow looks good, but if you bite it down, the blood goes straight out.

He wanted to order some takeaways at the University Snack Street and moved them directly, but He Xueyi was not at home and couldn't put them in the storage space, so he couldn't move them.

Although Li Ji showed the worst cooking skills in history, he was praised by Li Lun and Li Tai again and again. The two brothers ate oily mouths and occasionally bleeds. The blood in the elbows...

"Third brother, can you eat this?... No, are you sure? Okay, brother, I'm not welcome..."

Just at Li Lun's verbose work, Li Tai urged the spell, the last one came first, and the food in front of Li Ji was taken away with him!

Next door, Fei Chen's screams escalated again and again, from shaking the roof tiles to resounding in the sky, and finally wanted to scream to break the sky.

Later, it turned out that the small furnace tripods had smelled the scent of the food, but Fei Chen had been reluctant to confess and lost his patience.

Facts have proved that neither the devil nor the evil god is terrible, but the greedy devil and the evil god are terrible.

Fei Chen's screams stopped abruptly. After the cup of tea, 359 came to Li Ji with a wad of paper.

"Master, Fei Chen recruited!"

"What did you recruit?"

"All hired! He asks you what else you want to know, and he all said, just for quick death!"

Li Ji didn’t believe it, and quickly took those papers. Not only did it contain the name and detailed information of the contact person who did not return to the mountain, but also to Li Chongxiang’s refining of female practitioners, planting cronies everywhere, separating the relationship between Li Ji’s brothers, murdering old women, and so on. Give a detailed explanation.

Closely connected with the current situation.

Li Ji couldn't help being curious: "Xiao Jiu, what method did you use to get Fei Chen to confess?"

Three Six Nine's little head raised his head: "Master, Xiao Jiu came up with the method, is there a reward?"

Li Ji smiled: "Let's talk, what do you want?"

369 index fingers put his lips, dripping: "I need these dishes on the table!"

Li Lun and Li Tai were surprised by Li Chongxiang's greed and shame. They had praised three or sixty-nine consecutively. At this moment, they all stretched out their arms to protect the dishes and shouted: "This is not good! You! Change the individual!"

Li Ji smiled bitterly: "Unless they don't eat anymore, I won't do anything!"

"It's easy to think of a way, it's okay if you don't have to reward!"

369 turned and left, walked to the door, and suddenly said to himself: "It's actually very simple. It is to water Fei Chen's back with boiling water, then brush with an iron brush, watering and brushing, and then watering and brushing again. The red meat is turned out, and it still has blood! Eh~"

Li Lun and Li Tai felt the stomach and intestines tumbling, and rushed out of the room together, and immediately heard a violent vomiting sound.

359 turned his head and smiled: "Master, the two sons don't seem to want to eat!"