"What are you looking at? Believe it or not, I will chop you to death with one blow!"
Otoshigawa looked at the vicious face of the man and frowned tightly.
"Boss, where's the noodles? Give it to me quickly..."
The middle-aged man said timidly: "It will be ready soon, it will be ready soon..."
“Hmph…” The shirtless young man who had been sitting down stood up again, holding a machete, and walked towards the small box containing money.
"Oh, you made a lot of money! I killed someone in the street behind me, from the beginning to the end. Who can stop me? Now is not the past. I have awakened my superpowers. I am not afraid of the army... I am going to develop overseas. You old man can help me with some funds. Is that okay?"
As he spoke, his hand had already reached into the cash box.
Bang!
A large colander swung over and hit the arm that was holding the money.
"Ouch! You're looking for death, you damn bitch!"
"Ouch!" The shirtless young man covered his arm and groaned in pain. Xiao Yi did not touch the noodles and looked over with interest. The arm that was hit by the colander was like a wax figure under high temperature, and it felt like it was about to melt.
The middle-aged woman below held the colander tightly and looked at the young man angrily.
If you dare to touch my money, I will take your life.
Seeing Xiao Yi looking at him with burning eyes, the middle-aged man still smiled at Xiao Yi timidly and said, "Sir, I'm sorry to bother you while you're eating noodles. Don't worry, the noodles are good noodles, which I rolled myself. The meat is the top-quality pork belly I bought from the countryside before dawn, and the stew is also old stew..."
Otokogawa used chopsticks to flip the noodles in the bowl and said anxiously, "Now that you say that, I'm even more afraid to eat it!"
The middle-aged man smiled bitterly.
"Fuck you, I'll chop off your head and eat it with wine..."
Xiao Yi looked over in a daze. This vicious murderer had grown thick hair, wolf-like hair, covering every inch of his skin. Looking from behind, his whole body seemed to have doubled in size in an instant, his muscles seemed to have exploded, and he chopped at the man with a machete.
Bang!
In a hurry, the colander in the woman's hand hit his nose.
With a "wow wow", the murderer didn't know where the machete was thrown. He squatted down holding his nose and howled in pain like a wild dog that was kicked in the nose.
“You deserve to go to the eighteenth level of hell, you little devil fried in a frying pan, and you dare to be so presumptuous in front of me. Believe it or not, I can smash your soul and let you be reborn as an animal, but you can’t do it…” The middle-aged woman held a large soup spoon, put her hands on her waist, and looked fierce.
Xiao Yi was a little stunned. He pointed at the crying man on the ground and said with a smile, "Why don't you leave him to me? Where's your colander for scooping noodles? Don't get it dirty!"
The middle-aged woman looked at the big soup spoon, then smiled at Yi Xiaochuan and said softly, "Sir, this kind of person should not be reincarnated. If you are interested, just take it. My wife is timid. She dares not offend this or that. She even humbles herself to a little kid. She is not like a man..."
The man was obviously afraid of his wife, so he smiled and said, "Wife, we just need to do our job well. We don't want to be high officials, so it's better not to cause trouble. The little ghost will become a big ghost in the future! If it escapes from the underworld and becomes a ghost king, if we think about what happened today, won't we be in trouble?"
"You! You think too much. In 2012, you said there would be a world-destroying natural disaster and you were so anxious. Look, the world is still fine..."
"How come it's fine? Hundreds of ghosts are parading at night, demons are coming out, it's a natural disaster that will destroy the world! Haha, I'm sorry to make you laugh, sir, how are you going to deal with this little ghost?"
Otokogawa put down the chopsticks in his hand, thought for a moment and said: "He is a ghost, I know that very well!"
It's not very clear. There is a hole between the eyebrows, and you can see the back of the head from the front. It must be a bullet in the head.
The machete, a bloodthirsty lone wolf on the chest, a headshot, it was undoubtedly Brother Shan Ji who chopped people in the food court.
Of course, now that he is a fierce ghost, the system has responded and needs to absorb and digest the fierce ghost into energy.
"So, what are you? Human? Monster? Demon? Or ghost?"
The middle-aged man stood beside Xiao Yi timidly, rubbing his rough hands and laughing, "We are neither ghosts nor humans. This little ghost belongs to the category of fierce ghosts. He will go to the eighteen levels of hell. He will have to suffer decades of torture before he will be reborn into the six reincarnations. Those who came to eat noodles before were ghosts. After eating and drinking, they will go to the underworld, cross the Naihe Bridge, drink Mengpo soup, and reincarnate after the seventh day. My husband and I are the lowest-level employees of the underworld. We climbed up from hell and died and came back to life. Haha, we are ghost messengers with a certificate... Old woman, take out the certificate for the adults to see..."
The middle-aged woman wiped her hands with a rag, carefully wiping off the oil and water, then took out a palm-sized booklet from her arms, which looked a bit like a driver's license.
However, there is a skull on the front, which gives it a three-dimensional feel at first glance.
When I took it and looked at it, it was a little hot. Two lines of clear blood words immediately appeared on the black cover of the book:
"The underworld is in order, and the underworld can be crossed."
When he opened it, he saw a handprint on it. This handprint was very strange. Even Yi Xiaochuan felt that there should be no one in the world who had such a handprint.
The patterns of the handprints are very harmonious, so harmonious that you can't find any flaws at all, and they are extremely neat, with every detail creating a very comfortable feeling.
Below, there are two columns.
First column: Name: Liu Genwang.
Second column: Position: Temporary ghost messenger.
"Haha, excuse me for making fun of you, sir. I'm just a temporary worker..." The middle-aged man smiled shyly, his face filled with pride and pride.
After returning the ghost catcher certificate to the woman, Xiao Yi had already prepared himself for the reality that demons and monsters would be everywhere, but he still found it hard to accept when the underworld and the ghost catcher appeared before his eyes.
Isn't it the revival of spiritual energy and evolution? How did it develop in the direction of mythology
The underworld has appeared, so what about heaven
The system seems to have no interest in the ghost catcher, and has no desire to absorb ghosts, but this evil ghost must be absorbed.
"I think it's better to slay this kind of evil spirit..."
"Yes, yes, it's up to you, my Lord..."
Xiao Yi walked over and pressed his palm towards the evil ghost that was still howling on the ground. Under the surprised gaze of the ghost catcher and his wife, the evil ghost disappeared without a trace, and his soul was scattered.
Absorb 10 points of energy!
satisfy!
Patting the middle-aged man on the shoulder, Xiao Yi whispered, "Tell your wife to keep the ghost officer certificate. Also, if I find out that you are causing trouble in the world of the living, be careful that I will also make your souls fly away."
"Sir, how is that possible! I am a ghost messenger! I maintain peace between the Yin and Yang worlds... Hehe..."
"But your wife isn't!"