Zhang Yueban: Brothers, you absolutely cannot imagine what I have been through in the mountains of western Sichuan these days...
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Morning Erection: I have been working in the lab for 24 hours and don't want to use my brain anymore. Brother, please have mercy on me and put some punctuation marks. You tell the story and I will give you 666...
Zhang Yueban: This world is actually evolving. What the news says is true. My old man took me to worship our ancestors. As far as I can remember, this is the first time I went to the primitive mountains in western Sichuan to worship my ancestors…
Morning erection: 666…
Zhang Yueban: I...
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Zhang Yueban: Okay, I was wrong, I will correct it. It was only during this ancestor worship that I learned that our Zhang family actually originated from the Miao village.
Zhang Yueban: No wonder my ancestors have been engaged in the medicinal materials business for generations. They were not medicinal materials merchants, but they went into the mountains to dig herbs, and then prepared and prepared the medicine themselves.
Zhang Yueban: My grandfather was a doctor. I heard that he saved countless lives. It wasn’t until my father’s generation that the tradition was broken due to a certain movement. The whole family moved to Chengdu. Otherwise, my brother would definitely go to medical school…
Morning Erection: Go on, but please move faster and tell me what supernatural events you encountered. I’m very sleepy here.
Zhang Yueban: Don’t be impatient, let me tell you slowly!
Zhang Yueban: According to the information I have obtained these days, our Zhang family has the surname Zhang, which is one of the 27 Miao and Chinese surnames, including Wu, Long, Zhao, Ou, Teng, Hu, and Xiang. Although it is not one of the three old surnames in Miao and Chinese, it has been passed down for more than a thousand years. Especially among the Miao and Chinese surnames, it is said that the Zhang family has held the orthodoxy of witchcraft since ancient times.
Zhang Yueban: This is the key point, the Taoist tradition of witchcraft, do you know what witchcraft is
Morning erection: a weird way?!
Zhang Yueban: A few days ago, the country announced the theory of genetic evolution. I thought we were going to have the fourth industrial revolution. Humans have developed black technology in biochemistry. Now it seems that this world is very likely to hide a big secret. There must have been practitioners in ancient times...
Northeastern Corner: Fatty, is this a cult? I’ll call the police for you!
Chen Bo: 666, this is not the Zhang Pang I know. He has either joined a cult or been parasitized by a poisonous insect. Although genetic evolution looks very mysterious, it is indeed a technological trend!
Zhang Yueban: Second brother, am I a religious person? This is a culture that has been passed down in western Sichuan for thousands of years. Now, culture has become reality from word of mouth... Moreover, my eldest cousin is the leader of the special emergency response team for sudden incidents in Meishan, western Sichuan. He was also present at the ancestor worship this time. Having said that, a leader has great power. Why do I see that the director of the county bureau listens to his orders? Second brother, you are also a member of the organization now, explain it to the brothers.
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Brother Xiaoyi: …
Zhang Yueban: Yes, is there any problem
Northeastern Corner: How is my relationship with you
Zhang Yueban: I had never seen him before this ancestor worship ceremony. I had never been back to the Miao village. My grandfather’s generation left. But at the dinner table, I heard that my grandfather had saved his father, and he frequently toasted my grandfather and my father... Later he gave me a phone number and said that if I encountered any problems that could not be solved in the future, I should call him... My eldest cousin is only four or five years older than me, and now he has this power. I was shocked at the time.
Chen Bo: The roof is tilted. Didn't you say that you saw a supernatural event in the mountains of western Sichuan? Why are you comparing yourself to others? Did I say that the son of my second uncle's cousin's nephew's third aunt's son is a high-ranking official in the province
Zhang Yueban: Foreshadowing. If I didn’t, you would really think I was telling a story…
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Northeastern Corner: Zhang Yueban, Xiao Yige, morning erection, there are many things I can't say, and I can't say them. Recently, the country will issue a self-help booklet. I have got it now. I will upload it to my space later. You must read it carefully. I am small and powerless, and I can't help my brothers much. If you feel that your life is threatened, go to the local "Special Emergency Response Agency for Emergencies". Remember this agency and report my code name "Men 007 Meng Zhang Shenjun". You will get help. Of course, Fatty, you can just call your eldest cousin directly. Remember, remember, don't get involved in cults. I will withdraw this message in a minute...
Zhang Yueban: 007? Second brother, what organization did you join? Didn’t you pass the civil service exam
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A message was withdrawn from the Northeast!
Northeastern Corner: Remember that code name, we’ll talk again next time we have the chance!
Zhang Yueban: I understand! This world! It's a time for heroes to gather together. It's time for me to show my talents. I feel like I am the protagonist, saving the day and supporting the collapsing building. This incomplete method of practicing witchcraft is the foundation of my enlightenment. Don't blame me for not showing it to you. The signal is blocked for dozens of miles around that place, and I am not allowed to take pictures. In addition, I have signed a confidentiality agreement...
Yi Xiaochuan came back to his senses from the shock of "Men 007 Meng Zhang Shenjun". If he remembered correctly, the ghost catcher Lao Liu told him about the abilities of the awakened people in the special emergency response agency for sudden incidents in Jiangcheng. One of them was Men Shen 089, codenamed "Qin Qiong", who had the ability barrier.
Now, the second brother who was trembling with fear because of Huang Daxian before has become an evolver, an awakening sequence 9 door god, and is ranked so high, 007, Meng Zhang Shenjun.
Lord Mengzhang, isn’t this the spiritual beast in Chinese mythology and legends, the Azure Dragon, one of the four spiritual gods in the sky!
"Sure enough, the second brother has a great opportunity. No wonder that Huang Daxian came to him to ask for a seal... Qinglong? No, his main ability is still the door god..."
Xiao Yi muttered to himself, "There are several brothers in the dormitory. The second one has awakened. In this era of spiritual revival, his life is guaranteed. The youngest one is in college. If he is studying for a master's and a doctorate, he should be able to work in a laboratory in the future. His life is safe. As for the fat guy...
"An incomplete method of practicing witchcraft?"
Brother Xiaoyi: Isn't the signal blocked? How do you access the Internet
Zhang Yueban: I’m back in Chengdu!
Brother Xiaoyi: Aren’t you practicing in the mountains
Zhang Yueban: The ancestor worship is over!
Brother Xiaoyi: …
"Mmmm, you got kicked out because you have no talent!"
Morning Erection: What did Lao Er upload on his space? Have I stayed in the ivory tower for too long and lost touch with society? No, I need to catch up on some sleep, my head hurts a bit…
Xiao Yi opened Lao Er's prestige space, "Dangerous Self-rescue Manual", Chapter 1, the harm of cults and reporting; Chapter 2, the illustrations of undead creatures; Chapter 3, self-rescue steps when encountering ghosts...