The Actor and His Three and Half Years Old Sister
影帝他妹三岁半
Author: 江月年年
Latest: Chapter 108
Status: Completed
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Genres: Comedy
Tags: acting appearance different from actual age celebrities character growth charming protagonist
The little prodigy Chu Xiao Xiao grew up in a lot of love since childhood but did not know she had an older brother until she was three years old, until one day the whole family watched the Spring Festival Gala.
Chu Xiao Xiao: This star can’t sing or dance, how can he still be on the Spring Festival Gala?
Father Chu pointed to the fool in red on TV and introduced: Xiao Xiao, this is your brother.
Chu Xiaoxiao:???
Chu Xiaoxiao: My brother made such a big fool of himself at the Spring Festival Gala, how can I hold my head up in front of the kids in the future!
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The big star Chu Xiao Yi has tens of millions of fans, very popular, but did not know that he suddenly had a sister until one day he finished his work during the Spring Festival Gala.
Father Chu sent a text message: come home when you have time, your sister misses you.
Chu Xiaoyi:????
Chu Xiao Yi: I’m busy with work, and haven’t entered the house more than three times. My parents actually gave birth to a second child!?
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In Chu Xiao Xiao’s opinion, even if Chu Xiao Yi is the idol admired by millions of young girls, he is just an obnoxious brother. In Chu Xiao Yi’s opinion, even if Chu Xiao Xiao is an amazing and intelligent prodigy, she is just an annoying sister.
Chu Xiao Xiao, Chu Xiao Yi: In this family, either he (she) dies, or she (he) dies.
小神童楚肖肖自小在百般宠爱中长大，三岁前却不知道自己还有个哥哥，直至某年全家人观看春晚。
楚肖肖：这明星唱也不行，跳也不行，怎么还能上春晚？
楚父指着电视上红衣的二傻子，介绍道：肖肖，这是你哥哥。
楚肖肖：？？？
楚肖肖：我哥在春晚上出那么大丑，以后让我怎么在小朋友面前抬起头做人！
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大明星楚肖逸拥有几千万粉丝、极具流量，却不知道自己突然有了妹妹，直至某年春节忙完工作后。
楚父发来短信：有空回家看看，你妹想你了。
楚肖逸：？？？
楚肖逸：自己忙于工作，三过家门而不入，爹妈居然生二胎！？
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在楚肖肖看来，即使楚肖逸是千万少女的心慕偶像，他也只是个讨人厌的哥哥。
在楚肖逸看来，即使楚肖肖是惊才绝世的聪颖神童，她也只是个讨人厌的妹妹。
楚肖肖、楚肖逸：在这个家里，不是他（她）死，就是他（她）亡。
【女主有看到别人情绪颜色的异能，能够感知他人对自己的好感。】
【兄妹撕逼搞笑文，CP非哥哥。】
内容标签： 青梅竹马 娱乐圈 异能
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