No one can fish out a child who was tortured by "Little Pig Peppa" from the stagnant water, not even a popular niche student.
Chu Xiaoxiao played and played happily in the puddle, and had a lot of fun, and even warmly invited his brother to dance with him. Chu Xiaoyi wanted to pull her out from the inside, but the little thing still dodged into the middle of the stagnant water to avoid his arrest.
Chu Xiaoyi wasn't wearing rain boots. He couldn't arrest his sister, so he could only circle around the stagnant water and said angrily, "Come out quickly!"
If it wasn't for the black-clothed camera still following him from a distance, Chu Xiaoyi would have wanted to beat the child in a fit of rage, feeling that his nerves would collapse. He has a little bit of a cleanliness addiction, which is usually not too serious, but seeing this situation makes him crazy.
In the eyes of outsiders, the little girl treading water in the rain is innocent and childlike; in the eyes of the children's parents, they can't see the childish and beautiful pictures, and they concentrate on the splashing water and muddy spots, while they themselves Will usher in the workload for no reason - brushing raincoats, rain boots.
Chu Xiaoyi has always followed the style of steel and straight men, and occasionally he will hate fans' earthy words. Now the feng shui turns, he is like an ant on a hot pot, he can only be incompetent and furious at the edge of the stagnant water: "Chu Xiaoxiao, be obedient, come out for me!"
Chu Xiaoxiao not only didn't listen to him, she still sang "Let it go" in the rain, quite like her brother's singing and dancing style: "Let it go, let it go, can't hold it back anymore..."
Chu Xiaoyi: "..." I ask you to hold back immediately!
Chu Xiaoyi finally played his trump card: "If you don't come out of the water again, I'll call mom!"
Chu Xiaoxiao's singing stopped abruptly, she turned her head in disbelief, her face full of dissatisfaction, she shrugged and said, "Why do you have to destroy the happy moments of children all over the world?"
Chu Xiaoxiao felt that the cheap brother was really a disappointment. Even though his father would dance with her occasionally, he was making small reports to his mother all day.
Seeing her obediently approaching, Chu Xiaoyi said angrily, "Don't pull the children all over the world into the water!" She was clearly being naughty, so why pull other people
Chu Xiaoxiao said solemnly: "I didn't pull them into the water, everyone went into the water voluntarily, didn't you jump over the puddle?"
Chu Xiaoyi: "I won't imitate a pig, and I wouldn't hold a pig every day in my childhood!"
Chu Xiaoxiao whispered: "Then you were so boring when you were young..."
Chu Xiaoyi taught a lesson: "When I was a child, it was popular to watch serious dramas. It's not like you watch cartoons every day, and have no historical knowledge at all."
Chu Xiaoxiao bowed her head and was reprimanded. She squinted at him and said coldly, "What drama did you watch when you were young?"
Chu Xiaoyi didn't expect her to shoot back, and he was almost stunned on the spot. He forced himself to calm down and said, "We all watch "Huanzhugege", have you heard of it?"
Chu Xiaoxiao shook her head. She didn't know anything about the TV drama field and had not yet developed this section.
Camera in black not far away: "?"
Camera: What kind of drama is this? Relying on the generation gap between the two sides, wantonly deceiving children
Chu Xiaoyi was disrupted by his sister's bouncing in the mud. He was not in the mood to take dirty little things to buy vegetables. He simply chose to deliver the vegetables to his door with his mobile phone, and decided to go back to dispose of the dirty clothes first.
Chu Xiaoyi looked at Chu Xiaoxiao with disgust. While washing his raincoat with water in the small courtyard, he complained ramble: "Look at you, you are covered in mud, who washes it in the end?"
Chu Xiaoxiao: "I can wash myself..."
Chu Xiaoyi: "You just say it nicely, you can't wash it clean at all!"
Chu Xiaoxiao's eyes widened: "Why are you like this? You asked me to wash, and I washed them all. You turned your face halfway through the wash, and suddenly grabbed it and continued to wash..."
Chu Xiaoxiao felt that her brother had a lot of things to do, and she did not refuse to wash the raincoat by herself, but she was taken away by the other party before she finished brushing, so she complained that she did not wash carefully. She was just a little slow, why couldn't he wait a little
Chu Xiaoyi was anxious when he saw his sister brushing the raincoat clumsily. He always felt that she hadn't washed this or that, so he just brought it over and brushed it frantically to save his nerves from collapsing.
Chu Xiaoxiaofei said that she used to paint by herself and wanted to get back the yellow raincoat. Chu Xiaoyi sneered immediately after hearing this: "Nonsense, it must be Dad who helped you deal with the aftermath, only your little effort can make it a ghost!"
Chu Xiaoxiao's intention to take the initiative to brush the raincoat is good, but she simply does not have the strength to brush it clean. Chu Xiaoyi speculates that her parents must brush it again later.
The yellow raincoat and rain boots were hanging under the eaves of the small courtyard. Chu Xiaoxiao looked at his disco equipment regretfully, and said with emotion: "Anyway, I have to brush it sooner or later, I should just let me dance for a while..."
Chu Xiaoyi: "You want to be beautiful! Why don't you enter the house?"
Chu Xiaoyi just took care of his sister's raincoat a little, but the time in the afternoon was gradually exhausted, and it was time for dinner preparation. Chu Xiaoyi opened the vegetables and muttered, "I feel like you are a monster that devours time. I've been around you all day?"
Chu Xiaoxiao: "What does this have to do with me? You don't get up until noon, and your day is already short."
Chu Xiaoyi: "I feel that after taking you in the past two days, I don't want children in the future."
Chu Xiaoxiao glanced at him and said lightly, "It's like you can find a wife."
Chu Xiaoxiao: What is the spring and autumn dream brother doing, as if someone must be willing to start a family with him, obviously he can't even cook well.
Chu Xiaoyi: "???" Little old girl, what's the matter with you
Chu Xiaoyi: "Chu Xiaoxiao, am I really going to beat you?"
Chu Xiaoxiao was too lazy to care about him. She felt that her brother would not waste the kitchen for a while, so she simply slipped out to watch the video for a while. Seeing that she regarded herself as air, Chu Xiaoyi started a new round of incompetent rage: "Can you explain it to me? What do you mean by that?"
In the living room, Chu Xiaoxiao turned a deaf ear to her brother's roar. She opened her iPad and started today's happy study. There are many foreign language course videos in the iPad. She watches the videos and imitates them every day, and occasionally reads them while dancing. She can have a lot of fun even when she is alone.
Initially, neither Chu Jiadong nor Xiao Bi noticed the talent of their youngest daughter. She did speak very early, but she was not too prominent among children. No one will deliberately test the child's IQ, and the family will not force Chu Xiaoxiao to memorize Tang and Song Poems. She learned her first foreign language through imitation.
Foreign language cartoons are always played repeatedly at home. Chu Jiadong's original intention was to show his daughter the pictures, but she would gradually learn the short sentences in it. As Chu Xiaoxiao grew up, she began to play the role in the cartoon, imitating the tone of the cartoon character's speech, and even slowly memorizing the next episode of the cartoon.
At that time, Chu Jiadong only thought his daughter was smart, but he didn't take it too seriously, so he downloaded many foreign language enlightenment videos for her, and then got out of control. Chu Xiaoxiao read it when she had nothing to do, then imitated happily, and forced her family to listen to her lectures, thus learning the second, third, and fourth...
At this time, the two parents began to panic a little. They noticed Chu Xiaoxiao's talent, but they didn't know what to do. Only adults can see a child prodigy, and child prodigies do not know their own gods, and they even see learning as play, thinking it is no burden.
Han Ya said that Chu Xiaoxiao is currently at this stage, and she has not yet clearly realized that she is an extraordinary child and belongs to the most harmonious and perfect situation, so try not to break it easily. Once this kind of thing is exposed too early, it will easily affect her growth, and the child may develop a pretentious and arrogant character, and the early wisdom will eventually be lost regrettably.
Therefore, Chu Xiaoxiao is still not clear about her own speciality. She only thinks that she is good at learning foreign languages, just like her father is good at making money and her mother is good at teaching, but her specialties are different.
Chu Xiaoxiao jumped up and down on the sofa to imitate the video of the course, and turned off the iPad in a hurry. She took out tomorrow's speech and recited it, and performed a one-man show in the living room, showing her true character.
In the room, the directors were overjoyed watching the little girl jumping on the screen: "As expected of the actor's sister? Can you act so happily?"
Yurongtai’s house is full of cameras, and the directors rent a nearby vacant room to form a recording team. They can remotely control the cameras and sound-receiving equipment to observe the situation at Chu Xiaoyi's home. When Chu Xiaoyi and others went out, the cameramen would carry the machine to follow.
The choreographers wanted to push the camera up to take a close-up of Chu Xiaoxiao, and the camera gradually focused with a slight sound.
Chu Xiaoxiao was startled when she heard the sound of the camera turning, she immediately put down the speech in her hand, and turned around in surprise. Looking at the black machine in the corner, she always felt that it had changed a little bit, so she leaned over cautiously, reached out and knocked: "Hi?"
Chu Xiaoxiao knew that these black machines seemed to be related to the show, but she remembered that they would not move and should not make a sound. She tentatively asked, "Hello?"
The camera is motionless.
Chu Xiaoxiao waited for a few seconds, she was about to breathe a sigh of relief, but saw the black machine buzzing again, and it turned its head from side to side, like a small robot!
Chu Xiaoxiao's eyes widened in astonishment, her expression made the backstage director laugh out loud, wishing to pat her legs to cheer.
How could Chu Xiaoxiao know that there are such nasty uncles and aunts behind the camera, she tilted her head to check in disbelief, and asked carefully: "Can you hear me?"
The camera nodded.
Chu Xiaoxiao: "Why do you hear and move? They can't move casually?"
In fact, Chu Xiaoxiao just didn't know that the camera could be controlled remotely. After all, the directors wouldn't adjust the shots all day.
The camera turned its head and didn't seem to know.
Chu Xiaoxiao exclaimed: "Are you developing self-consciousness? Just like Bumblebee?"
The camera did not move.
"I mean..." Chu Xiaoxiao wondered if he didn't understand English, and he switched back to his native language, "I mean Bumblebee, have you seen Transformers?"
The camera nods.
Chu Xiaoxiao: "Then can you speak? Or are you unable to speak like a bumblebee?"
The camera shakes its head, then nods again.
Chu Xiaoxiao showed a look of regret, and said regretfully: "I thought I could chat with you."
"Chu Xiaoxiao, what are you mumbling about?" Chu Xiaoyi heard his sister's thoughts and couldn't help but look out. He just couldn't understand her bird language, but the little thing seems to be speaking Chinese now.
Chu Xiaoxiao blocked the camera and said calmly, "It's nothing."
After seeing brother cheap go back, she continued to talk to the camera and warned: "Xiao Hei, you'd better not be discovered by my brother, otherwise he will yell and make trouble again."
Chu Xiaoxiao: Just brushing on the raincoat has to be nagging all afternoon. If he wants to discover the awakening of artificial intelligence, wouldn’t he have to nagging for a lifetime
The camera obediently claimed the new name and nodded honestly.
Chu Xiaoxiao: "Sure enough, you think he's childish, don't you?"
The backstage choreographers were about to go crazy, and they continued to control the camera to chat with Chu Xiaoxiao, acting as their sister's intimate tree hole.
Seeing Xiao Hei nod in agreement, Chu Xiaoxiao couldn't help showing a satisfied look.
Chu Xiaoyi learned from the painful experience of lunch. He did not overturn the car again at dinner, and won unanimous praise from his parents. When Chu Jiadong and Xiao Bi came home from get off work, they were surprised when they saw the food on the table, and they didn't believe it came from their eldest son.
Chu Jiadong said in surprise: "Amazing! You can do better than me!"
Xiao Bi took a chopstick of the dish, she tasted it seriously, and said with a smile, "It's really delicious."
Facing the warm praise from his parents, Chu Xiaoyi was a little embarrassed and whispered, "No, no, it's not that exaggerated..."
Chu Xiaoyi felt that he was just an ordinary performer and could not afford such a high evaluation. Thinking that he had never cooked for his parents, he made them so overjoyed. Because his expectations are too low, his parents will be extremely happy if he does a little bit, which makes him feel a little guilty.
The family of four was enjoying a meal when Chu Xiaoyi suddenly remembered something and said, "Dad, why is Xiao Xiao still jumping into a puddle?"
Chu Xiaoxiao stared at the cheap brother in shock. Unexpectedly, he actually complained on the spot. She immediately launched a counterattack: "Mom, my brother uses a vegetable cutting board to cut meat today!"
Chu Xiaoyi: "..." The most poisonous little sister's heart
The siblings suddenly pinched each other, making the parents wonder whether they should laugh or cry. Chu Jiadong said helplessly: "You can't control her, so you can only buy a raincoat and let her do the laundry by herself."
Chu Xiaoxiao and her parents had an agreement at the beginning that if she had to step on the water frantically, she would have to brush her own clothes. She has to tread water despite the exhaustion of washing clothes, so who else can stop it
Chu Xiaoyi: "The problem is that she can't clean it too? Do you have to let us help to re-clean it?" He didn't understand why his parents were asking for trouble.
Xiao Bi gave her eldest son a sinister look, and said, "You had to sweep the floor to earn pocket money when you were a child, so didn't I have to do it again every time?"
Chu Xiaoyi used to have a way to make money at home and made 50 cents for sweeping the floor, but he often couldn't clean it. He didn't expect his mother's old story to be brought up again, and he was immediately embarrassed, and said embarrassedly: "Is there any?"
Xiao Bi: "Why not? I won't let you sweep, but you still grab the broom."
Chu Xiaoyi didn't dare to accuse his sister, he said hurriedly: "Eat dinner..." His idol burden was about to be shaken off by his mother, and he immediately changed the subject, never mentioning the raincoat.
After the meal, the return of his parents completely liberated Chu Xiaoyi. He only had to wash the dishes and he didn't have to be pulled by his sister to speak English. Chu Jiadong was Chu Xiaoxiao's foreign language tool in the living room, while Xiao Bi took Chu Xiaoyi and told him about tomorrow's matters.
Xiao Bi: "I'll send you the address of the kindergarten. You and Xiao Xiao will go in separately when you arrive. You don't have to worry about her, there will be a teacher to take her away, but remember to go to the auditorium to find a seat by yourself, there will be names on the chairs. …”
"There may be enthusiastic parents to talk to, but don't take it too seriously. You can leave by yourself after the opening ceremony. Xiao Xiao will go back to the class directly and will not meet you again. I will also send the rest of the information. Here, call me if anything happens."
Chu Xiaoyi flipped through the information on his mobile phone. He felt that it was similar to his previous parent-teacher meeting, and replied, "Okay, I see."
Chu Xiaoxiao attended a well-known international kindergarten, which not only has bilingual courses, but also gathers children from all over the world, and the tuition fees are also very high. Director Li and others just wanted to enter the school to follow the filming, but they were rejected by the kindergarten, thinking that the media would expose the privacy of other children, and the recording team was not allowed to come in.
In the end, Chu Jiadong came forward to establish a relationship with the kindergarten, and after hearing that it was Chu Xiaoxiao's parents, the school finally let go. Of course, the kindergarten clips broadcast by Director Li and others must be reviewed by the school, otherwise they may be held legally responsible.
Director Li: "This is the first time I have encountered such a strong kindergarten..." He has been shooting variety shows for many years and has been to many places. This school is difficult to deal with.
Chu Xiaoyi didn't take this word to heart at first. When he drove his sister to the school gate in the early morning, he was deeply shocked by the surrounding scene. As he turned the steering wheel, he complained in surprise: "Chu Xiaoxiao, is there a luxury car show at the gate of your school?"
Chu Xiaoxiao has put on a cute and well-behaved school uniform, she glanced at him indifferently: "I don't know what you are talking about."
Chu Xiaoxiao didn't know the brands of famous cars, she only knew that the school gate was always blocked to death, how could she understand her brother's surprise at the moment.
The entrance of the kindergarten is crowded with colorful luxury cars, forming a splendid traffic flow, moving slowly on the road. Chu Xiaoyi glanced at it, he basically couldn't see cars with less than one million, no matter whether the parents drove a supercar or a low-key sedan, they were all crawling on the road humbly at this time, rubbing forward a little bit.
Chu Xiaoyi drove irritably, waiting to enter the kindergarten's parking lot. The car window next to it suddenly rolled down, and the little mixed-race girl greeted Chu Xiaoxiao sitting in the back seat across her mother: "Good morning, Xiao Xiao!"
Chu Xiaoxiao replied, "Good morning, Annie."
Annie's mother seemed to know Chu Xiaoxiao as well, and greeted: "Xiao Xiao, do you want to speak again today?"
Chu Xiaoxiao nodded obediently: "Yes."
Annie's mother: "It's amazing, this is you..."
Annie's mother looked at Chu Xiaoyi hesitantly, and Chu Xiaoxiao hurriedly explained, "This is my brother."
"Oh, oh, it turns out to be brother Xiao Xiao, hello hello!"
Chu Xiaoyi didn't expect to be able to chat in this situation at all, and he quickly responded politely: "Hello, hello!"
It didn't take long for Chu Xiaoyi to suspect that the traffic jam was deliberately creating social conditions. Whenever he passed a brand new car, the other party would deliberately roll down the window, and parents and children would greet Chu Xiaoxiao together, as if everyone in the school knew her.
Chu Xiaoyi was cruelly stripped of his name in this session. He could no longer be called "Chu Xiaoyi" and could only exist as "Brother Xiao Xiao". Of course, the other parents didn't exchange their real names. They were all "Mama Anne", "Father Xinxin", and "Uncle Liangliang". They had no value of their own and were like vassals of children.
After saying hello for the nth time, Chu Xiaoyi finally expressed his doubts: "Don't tell me, everyone in the school knows you? Where do you come from so many children!?"
Chu Xiaoyi: Is the full name of this kindergarten "Chu Xiaoxiao and Her Friends International Kindergarten"
Chu Xiaoxiao said rigorously: "I don't have the data of the students in the school, so I can't answer your question."
Chu Xiaoyi: "..."
After the parking was over, Chu Xiaoyi was finally able to lead the small things into the door, and felt a more enthusiastic crowd on the way from the parking lot to the gate. The other parents also led their children inside. They greeted Chu Xiaoxiao one after another, and they also wanted to welcome a wave of "Brother Xiao Xiao". There were laughter and laughter everywhere.
Along the way, Chu Xiaoyi's ears were filled with Xiao Xiaochang and Xiao Xiaodian. He had the feeling that he was dreaming of returning to the airport to be picked up by fans. However, this time he was no longer a star that attracted much attention, but belonged to the bodyguard behind his sister. Responsible for blocking the crazy crowd.
Chu Xiaoyi: Maybe I should give my bodyguard a raise? Is this job too hard to do
"I'm going in, goodbye!" Chu Xiaoxiao waved at Brother Cheap. She wore a small hat and a small schoolbag and followed the teacher into the room in an orderly manner.
Chu Xiaoyi breathed a sigh of relief. He thought the torture session was over, but he didn't expect that the departure of his sister would not represent the dawn, but a new round of surrounded parents. The title of "Brother Xiao Xiao" obviously had its own halo, which instantly made Chu Xiaoyi surrounded by people around him.
"Are you Brother Xiao Xiao? I've seen your play, it's very good!"
"Thank you, thank you..." Chu Xiaoyi was overwhelmed, he couldn't believe that anyone could recognize him, he quickly thanked him politely, and began to look for the location of the auditorium.
"How do you teach Xiao Xiao at home? I really want my children to learn two more foreign languages. I really need to ask you for more advice!"
"Did you report summer camp to Xiao Xiao? Which country did you choose? I want to learn from it!"
"Is Xiao Xiao planning to prepare for the SCAT exam? I'm so confused about which genius camp program to choose for my child?"
Chu Xiaoyi: "..." What are you talking about, I don't understand at all
Chu Xiaoyi obviously doesn't know anything about parenting and education. He is just a cheap brother who comes to make soy sauce, trying to break through the circle of bright and beautiful parents in suits and leather shoes.
At this time, Annie's mother, who had just seen it, suddenly appeared. She was holding the limited edition Birkin in one hand, waving at Chu Xiaoyi and shouting, "Brother Xiao Xiao, come this way!"
Anne's mother seemed to be quite prestigious among the parents, and quickly took Chu Xiaoyi out of the crowd and led him to the auditorium. She smiled helplessly: "Are you scared? I remember that it was Xiao Xiao's mother who came to the meeting before?"
Chu Xiaoyi was sweating all over, and replied, "Yes, this is my first time to participate..." He was a young parent present, and he was completely unable to respond to the enthusiasm of others, and was suddenly at a loss.
Annie's mother nodded understandingly, and handed Chu Xiaoyi another business card: "Hello, I'm Annie's mother. I didn't say hello in the car just now. Your latest new play is very good. I hope we have the opportunity to cooperate."
Chu Xiaoyi hurriedly took the business card: "Hello, I'm Chu Xiao... Chu Xiaoxiao's brother, thank you very much!"
Just as Chu Xiaoyi was about to say his real name, he turned around subconsciously and changed his name to "Chu Xiaoxiao's brother", as if he had been infected by the kindergarten atmosphere. He looked down at the contents of the business card, and suddenly realized that he was right to change his words. Mother Annie was actually the president of a big brand of cosmetics in China
Chu Xiaoyi: Even if you are an awesome parent, you don't deserve a name in kindergarten, you can only be called "XX Mom".
Anne's mother: "You haven't joined the parent group yet? Can you scan the code to join in?"
Chu Xiaoyi couldn't refuse politely. He felt that he was here to hold a parent-teacher meeting. It was not necessary to join the group, but the other party was quite enthusiastic. After Chu Xiaoyi entered the group, the remark was changed to "Brother Xiao Xiao", and he received a wave of warm welcome in the group. Other parents seemed to be very excited about this title.
Chu Xiaoyi casually clicked on a parent's avatar. Sure enough, he was a well-known boss in the industry, but he was only worthy of being called "Papa Taotao" in the group.
Chu Xiaoyi thought fascinatedly, if he was familiar with the parent group, wouldn't he not need He Xinla's business endorsement in the future? Chu Xiaoxiao's parent group can't be more powerful than broker resources