The Actor and His Three and Half Years Old Sister

Chapter 64

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The "Generations of Our Family" program team finished filming the material for Christmas and Spring Festival, edited it into several episodes for broadcast, and finally officially ushered in the second season.

In the show, Chu Xiaoyi and Chu Xiaoxiao will collapse their characters as long as they face each other, which makes people laugh out loud. Chu Xiaoyi's external image has always been "I'm very noble, you don't deserve it", but at home it becomes "stupid and humble, lying flat and being beaten"; Chu Xiaoxiao is a smart and well-behaved child in front of others, and in front of his brother is every cent Emojis can be captured every second, and netizens have never stopped taking screenshots.

At Christmas, Chu Xiaoyi sneaked a sneak peek at his sister's Christmas letter, and was forced to read and comprehend English but overturned.

The program team also thoughtfully found Chu Xiaoxiao's Christmas letter, and presented the content of the letter on the screen, accompanied by a Chinese translation. Chu Xiaoxiao's letter was full of pictures and texts. She hoped that Santa would take good care of her body, which made her smile.

—Brother Xiao Xiao obviously doesn’t understand reading comprehension. Read the question first and then read the article. First, you should read the beginning and the end. The English teacher has said it 800 times [doge]

—Xiao Xiao is a caring child. Who would have thought that Santa Claus is actually a local version and can only understand Chinese!

—Santa Claus cxy: I don’t know what to say, I am very grateful.

-My sister is a soul painter, this letter is indeed quite abstract.

- Grandpa Xiao Xiao: Xiao Xiao is indeed a contemporary little Picasso!

Chu Xiaoyi arranged the music in the living room, and he and Liang Shuangqi who passed by also left a classic scene, which is simply the scene of the depravity of the musicians.

"Brother, this melody is really bad."

"This is what Chu Xiaoxiao sang at the beginning. I'll tell her later, you said she didn't sing well."

Chu Xiaoyi's face was full of schadenfreude, but Liang Shuangqi's pupils trembled instantly, and his stiff and embarrassed expression made the other party and the audience even more amused. Fortunately, Liang Shuangqi's reaction was very fast, he immediately threw the pot to Chu Xiaoyi, in order to maintain Chu Xiaoxiao's singing level, he even said that he was sawing wood!

- Qiqi: When I saw a house collapsed over there, I went to see the lively scene, but I found out that it was my house, and my tears flowed when I saw it.

—Qiqi is really the representative of the contemporary star-chasing family. When not chasing stars, he is rational and calm, and when he is chasing stars, he is crazy to talk nonsense [doge]

- Sanity fans: Although my sister is very good, she also has a little flaw. Combat Fans: No! Xiao Xiao is perfect, I want to get rid of your fan membership!

In the living room, the two musicians kept lowering their aesthetic orientation in order to please the audience, Chu Xiaoxiao, which was also ridiculed by netizens. Liang Shuangqi sat next to him with the kettle in his arms, and painstakingly persuaded Chu Xiaoyi to modify the chords, but Chu Xiaoyi was full of suspicion and edited the music.

- A large-scale dinner scene in the music circle.

—In ancient times, there was a hanging pot to help the world, but today there is a unicorn holding a pot to save a straight man, which is really praiseworthy.

-I think this song sounds familiar

Because Chu Xiaoyi only released the simplified version of the Christmas song on Weibo, many people heard the full version on the show for the first time, and only then did everyone know the birth process of the song.

This popular Christmas song already has a huge audience, but at this time, some audiences think the full version is better. The two sides broke out a heated debate in the barrage area. For a time, netizens began to talk about great musicians per capita, and even broke the circle. discuss.

A music platform also specially cooperated with Chu Xiaoyi's team, and put two versions of his Christmas songs on the platform, allowing countless netizens to vote, and the music popularity brought by this wave of variety shows. Because Chu Xiaoyi does not want to use this song to make money, the platform guarantees that the potential income generated by voting will be donated as the Music Dream Public Welfare Fund to help children who also have music dreams.

The full version of Chu Xiaoyi's tragically despised version finally sees the light of day. Although not everyone can understand this song, it has surprisingly good reviews in the music circle. In addition, the simplified version has become popular, and he has not lost anything inside and out.

The simplified version proves that Chu Xiaoyi can hit the current music market, and the full version also proves that he has a good level of arrangement, which makes some musicians who have said sour words change their attitudes.

When the Christmas song just exploded, some musicians also criticized Chu Xiaoyi's approach, and felt that he had lost the standard of writing this kind of song, which was completely different from the standard of the past albums, but Chu Xiaoyi did not make money from this song in the future, so they also Gradually shut up.

Now it seems that Chu Xiaoyi is not well understood. Countless musicians stopped criticizing him immediately. Instead, they resonated and sympathized with each other. They began to spread the word about how good the full version is, and fight with those who support the simplified version!

This incident made Chu Xiaoyi fans embarrassed, so which side should they vote on!

—Chu Xiaoyi's song and Chu Xiaoyi's song battle, it's the first time for everyone to go to the sedan chair, I guess fans are also dizzy, vote according to their preferences [doge]

- As a music person, my younger sister is the biggest winner. She is willing to listen to the simplified version now. After 20 years, the full version will still be timeless. Some songs will be understood in the future. catch up with the trend [applause]

In addition to the heated discussion caused by the Christmas song, Chu Xiaoyi's Spring Festival clips at home are equally interesting. He imitated his sister's "Kung Fu Panda" avatar and misappropriated her New Year's greetings, which was instantly attacked by thousands of Xiao Xiao fans. Of course, Chu Xiaoxiao disliked his brother not to go home, making dumplings and other bridges are equally exciting.

"Why don't you entertain uncles and aunts? I'll carry the burden for you at home!"

- Xiao Xiao: After all, one person took everything!

"It's a free dumpling, and if it has feet, it can run straight from the plate into my stomach."

"Mom, did someone drop my dumplings?"

- It is a free review material. If it has feet, it can run directly from the desk to my head, so I don't have to review it [cute]

- Xiao Xiao, Xiao Xiao, when others eat dumplings, you eat lump soup, and it's completely boiled and scattered [doge]

- Dumplings: Strong twisted dumplings are not sweet.

Chu Xiaoxiao didn't believe in evil, and slipped into the kitchen during the Spring Festival Gala to make dumplings for the international feast again. While she was pinching dumplings attentively, she muttered in her mouth. After the program crew frantically muttered words, she understood that the little girl was muttering about the cooking concept. Each type of dumpling represented different national characteristics.

Netizens witnessed the process of her making dumplings, and the barrage area burst into laughter instantly.

—A lethal amount of mustard, and the twisted dumplings are really not sweet, but rather spicy.

—Peppa will cry when she sees such an ugly Peppa dumpling [doge]

- Qiqi: Xiao Xiao is perfect, it's the dumplings that you don't understand Xiao Xiao!

The barrage area finally burst into laughter when Chu Xiaoyi ate the mustard dumplings, and was shocked that he had the courage to continue tasting it. Even if he accidentally ate Peppa dumplings by mistake, he still had the courage to try the second one!

- Friendly reminder: This is a high-risk behavior. It is not recommended for adults with normal IQ to imitate. Do not swallow any masterpieces of children. You may receive free Meng Po soup.

—You are the Shennong clan, you dare to taste anything blindly

—Chu Xiaoyi is the one who licks the iron gate with his tongue in winter in the north? I didn't understand before that such people really exist.

—cxy, you are lucky, if my sister is on the table, you might be chewing plasticine now.

Chu Xiaoyi tried his best to explain to the audience what it means to be reckless and foolish. He actually put his beating sister into the quilt after the incident, and fell asleep again heartlessly.

- Xiao Xiao: Hand over the Peppa Destiny Community!

-Xiao Xiaoxiao was charged with starting a group and was forced to hypnotize by the enemy.

-I finally understand the reason why he is punching outside. This is because he is punched at home every day, so he can only go out to punch outside? (funny)

"It's okay, it's okay, my father can speak English, my brother eats my father too..."

"She knows a lot of foreign languages, so it's more cost-effective to eat her."

- Can you learn foreign languages by eating Xiao Xiao? Xiao Xiao, I'm sorry, my sister just took one bite, just one bite... Suck it! Oops, why not [doge]

—Dad Xiao Xiao, your comforting is also very easy to leave a shadow on the child [laughs cry]

-Chu Xiaoyi perfectly interprets "One thought becomes a Buddha, one thought becomes a demon". In the past, Wu Xingshan suppressed Xiao Xiao, and later, I wanted to eat her to replenish intelligence. The pros and cons of "Journey to the West" have been played for you [doge]

While making dumplings humiliatingly, Chu Xiaoyi showed his prestige in his mouth. He insisted on slandering his sister's dumplings, which made the little girl jump around in anger and annoyance. After the brothers and sisters fell in love and killed each other, they finally reached a New Year's reconciliation.

- This tells you how terrible a straight man is. Everything he does is to please you, but every word he says can make you mad. If cxy just doesn't open his mouth, Xiao Xiao probably forgives you long ago [doge ]

- Too real, obviously you can reconcile when you eat steamed dumplings, but he didn't wink at Xiao Xiao dumplings, so I wanted to rush up to tell him to shut up, the desire to survive is not as good as Qiqi_(:з)∠) _

—Xiao Xiao, I suggest you find a sister-in-law, I will take this anger for you [doge]

The new year has a new look. Chu Xiaoyi ate his sister's international dumplings during the Spring Festival. He finally embarked on an international trip after the holiday and went to Hollywood for filming. Although Chu Xiaoxiao helped him correct his pronunciation in private, it was the first time that Chu Xiaoyi had cooperated with a foreign team, and he was inevitably a little apprehensive.

Of course, Chu Xiaoyi wouldn't show cowardice in front of his sister, he even told him seriously: "You have to remember math lessons, and I will remind you remotely!"

Her parents had already registered Chu Xiaoxiao for the elementary school's extraordinary class, and she was waiting for the notification to take the exam on the specified date.

When Chu Xiaoxiao heard him mention this again, she raised her eyebrows in dissatisfaction and couldn't help complaining a little: "Why are you not active in class, but actively let me prepare lessons?"

Chu Xiaoxiao couldn't understand her brother's behavior. He was scratching his skin and was lethargic in math class, but he refused to give up the course, so she didn't understand. If it was the usual Chu Xiaoyi, he would probably be lazy and slippery. For example, he would occasionally take less English classes, but he would never reduce math classes, he would pay more attention to it than English, and he had to finish it all.

Chu Xiaoxiao has always wanted to figure out his mentality, so that she can transfer his perseverance in mathematics to English and make new breakthroughs in teaching methods. However, her observation diary has been recorded for a long time, but she still has not glimpsed the reasons and laws behind it.

Chu Xiaoyi is embarrassed to say that he is learning English for himself, and learning mathematics is to urge Chu Xiaoxiao. The two things cannot be compared. He still does not have the open-minded mentality of his parents, and he is in the stage of "wanting to manage but not knowing how to manage it". He neither dares to put pressure on his sister, nor does he dare to let her be completely free from pressure.

Xiao Bi and Chu Jiadong are more peaceful, because Chu Xiaoyi also violated their expectations, but the child always finds his own way, and now he is on the road of chasing his dream, and he is living a good life.

Of course Chu Xiaoyi knows that it is important to do what he likes, but he also has the mentality of a Chu Xiaoxiao career fan. He can't completely get rid of the idea of raising SSR. He can only constantly restrain and adjust, and slowly explore with his sister. way of getting along.

Seeing that the eldest son couldn't answer, Chu Jiadong simply came forward to make a relief, and said perseveringly: "Xiao Xiao, you should go to primary school in more than a year. What kind of school do you want to go to?"

Chu Jiadong felt that the younger daughter should be vaccinated in advance, so that she should be mentally prepared for the elementary school, and asked her for her opinion.

Chu Xiaoxiao tilted her head and thought for a while, she blinked and said, "Can I not go to primary school?"

The family members were stunned when they heard the words, not knowing why she made these remarks, Chu Jiadong hurriedly said: "Why?"

Chu Xiaoxiao: "If I go to elementary school, I can't go to kindergarten, then I won't be able to see Annie and the others!"

Chu Xiaoxiao is very happy in kindergarten now. Of course, she has no intention of going to elementary school. She feels that it is good to keep it now. Her life is only addition but not subtraction, she has not experienced a real parting, and she does not want to lose anyone.

Chu Xiaoyi reminded: "But you can meet new friends when you go to elementary school, and Annie and the others also have to go to elementary school, so they won't stay in kindergarten all the time."

"Mr. Mei and the others are still in kindergarten?" Chu Xiaoxiao hesitated and couldn't let it go for a while, she thought seriously for a moment, and then came up with new ideas, "Then can't I go to kindergarten, primary school, middle school, and university all together? No one will miss it, and you can meet new friends!"

Chu Xiaoxiao thinks that his idea is very good, as long as she goes all the way, she can see old friends again, and she has new friends, both ways!

"..." Chu Xiaoyi was stunned by her ghost idea, he couldn't help reaching out and rubbing her little head, cutting off her obsession word by word, "You, think, get, beauty."

Chu Xiaoyi: I didn't want to go to any school before, but you still want to go to four schools in one go!