The so-called mid-air, that is, less than one meter high, Lu Ze quickly let go, and Han Shengsheng and Han Tiantian fell to the ground with a bang.
The butt fell to the ground, and the pain was so painful that the tears kept pouring out.
Lu Ze grabbed Han Shengsheng, the leader of the three, from the ground, sat on the chair next to him, put Han Shengsheng's butt up on his lap, and slapped his ass.
While fighting, Lu Ze asked, "Are you still bullying your classmates?"
"I'm joking." Han Shengsheng yelled while sobbing.
He is a manly man, and his might is unbearable!
"Just kidding? Well, I'm joking with you too." Lu Ze pulled Han Shengsheng's pants down, pointed to the side and said, "Go, write an ugly word with your butt, if you can't write well, you are not allowed to wear pants. "
At the age of seven, students in the first grade of elementary school do not understand many things.
But Han Shengsheng and Han Tiantian are different.
Both of them are geniuses, and they are also hackers who are familiar with the online world. What kind of knowledge can't be seen on the Internet now
Li Hongbao was already frightened.
Han Tiantian covered her eyes with a sigh.
Han Shengsheng had tears in his eyes, and his face was flushed with shame. He shouted loudly, "You insult me, I won't write it!"
"Aren't you joking?"
Lu Ze grabbed Han Shengsheng's shoulder, "You can joke with others, but others can't joke with you?"
"Write!"
"Do not write!"
Han Shengsheng said that he was about to run, Lu Ze grabbed his collar, dragged him to the podium, picked up the dogma on the podium, and pointed at him, "Today, uncle is joking with you, it's not a laugh, and it's not abiding by the rules. Uncle is very unhappy."
"I'm a child! You are an adult, you have to let me, you can't bully the weak."
Lu Zeyi dogged Han Shengsheng on his calf, "I won't beat you to death while you are weak, am I still waiting for you to live to be old and come to take revenge?"
Han Shengsheng was shocked, and when he heard the word "dead", he even forgot his tears.
He looked at Lu Ze foolishly, and slammed into those eyes like a thousand-year-old cold pool.
There, there was dead silence.
He instinctively sensed danger.
An eerie danger.
Han Tiantian rushed over, kept Lu Ze's thigh, and beat him again and again, "Let go of my brother, let go!"
Lu Ze grabbed Han Tiantian's collar and pulled her to a level where he could look at him. "You know? Children should be taught well from an early age, otherwise, no matter how smart they are, it will be a disaster to go out of society when they grow up."
What if it is not taught well
Should it be removed now
Han Shengsheng's heart was full of control, his teeth were shaking.
The words of this person are really not just words.
Han Tiantian still desperately stretched her legs to kick the man, but her legs were too short to kick.
That man was clearly wearing a superman suit, but his expression was very Satan-like, evil and cold and terrifying.
616 was also frightened by Lu Ze's expression, "Host, you don't really want to kill the two of them, do you?"
Lu Ze silently gave 616 a blank look in his heart, "If they kill people or do heinous things, I will kill them. Now, just give them a vaccination in advance."
616 breathed a sigh of relief, "Scared me to death, the host saw your expression and I really thought you would kill them."
Lu Ze: "..."
In 616's heart, how bad is his character
"Sweet, don't move."
Han Shengsheng suddenly shouted hysterically, and Han Tiantian was frightened and stopped.
Han Shengsheng said, "I wrote, you put my sister down."
Lu Ze raised his eyebrows, Han Shengsheng pouted his butt, gritted his teeth, and began to write up, down, left and right, and finally finished writing an ugly word.
The cheek he bit on hurts.
Lu Ze finally slowly put Han Tiantian down.
Han Shengsheng breathed a sigh of relief.
Suddenly, there was a puff.
Lu Ze hugged his stomach and laughed, "Hahahaha, it's so funny that someone actually writes ugly words with their bare buttocks."
This is the real humiliation.
Han Sheng clenched his fists to the death, his eyes were full of hatred, and the anger in his chest was like a mad beast colliding.
At this moment, Lu Ze held his chin with his index finger innocently, and looked at Han Shengsheng with a smile, "This joke is very funny, why don't we play more in the future, you and your sister, and the little boy behind you. classmates."
Han Shengsheng was shocked, devil.
Lu Ze stood up slowly, came to Duan Duo Duo, his reaction was very slow, he was still sitting beside Lu Yu on the ground, picked her up, let her sit on his shoulders, "Go, Xiao Yu'er, superman dad take her with me. You fly."
"Come on!"
With that said, Lu Ze rushed up.
Lu Yu sat on his shoulders, as if he was flying, the summer wind was blowing on his face with a bit of heat, it was itchy and warm, and Lu Yu couldn't help laughing.
Superman has come for her.
Superman also said he was her dad.
In the classroom, Han Tiantian said bitterly, "Brother, let's tell the teacher and let her call the shots for us."
"Tell what to tell."
Han Shengsheng said sternly: "We will solve this small matter by ourselves tonight."
Han Tiantian remembered her brother's ability and nodded, "Okay, we will solve it ourselves."
Lu Ze took Lu Yu back to his apartment, and asked Uncle Wang, the housekeeper of the old house, to move all Lu Yu's things over and send a maid over. He also bought some books on early childhood education, and prepared to teach Lu Yu to recognize by himself. Character.
Lu Ze handed Lu Yu to the maid and asked her to take the child to take a bath, and then began to arrange Lu Yu's small desk in the study.
Children and adults are not at the same height, and they can't use an adult's desk.
This small desk was moved from the old house by the housekeeper. Before setting off to pick up Lu Yu, Lu Ze asked the maid to buy some things that girls like to decorate. Now the whole desk looks pink and tender.
An hour later, after bathing and eating, the maid led Lu Yu to the study.
Lu Ze pointed to the pink desk and said, "Xiao Yu'er, shall we study here in the future?"
Lu Yu looked at the desk with clear eyes. There were two Barbie dolls on it, wearing princess dresses. She turned around and threw herself on Lu Ze, shivering in her arms, "Father Superman, I'm afraid."
Lu Yu was too timid, and would be afraid when he saw strangers. Even the housekeeper and her spent a month before she could not be afraid of him.
So Lu Ze didn't change his clothes, and still wore a superman suit that was at the extreme level of the second grade.
Lu Ze squatted down, hugged her and gently stroked her back, "Then... Xiao Yuer told Dad, why are you afraid?"
Lu Yu said while sobbing, "Those two are sisters."
elder sister
Lu Ze carefully searched the original body's vague memory, and finally remembered that when Lu Yu was first discovered, the original body once asked her who sent her here.
Lu Yu said sister.
Lu Yu's mother, Ye Shanshan, did not allow Lu Yu to call her mother, but only allowed Lu Yu to call her sister.
As if without that title, the shame of Lu Yu would not exist.
However, although Ye Shanshan is very vicious, Ye Shanshan's appearance is still very delicate, and her facial features are small and three-dimensional, really like a doll.
After he figured it out, Lu Ze said softly, "It's okay, Xiao Yuer doesn't like it, so we don't want them."
Lu Ze said, hid the two Barbie dolls in a drawer beside him, and then patted Lu Yu's shoulder lightly, "Xiao Yu'er, look, those terrible things on the desk are gone."
Lu Yu frantically looked through the gap in his eyes, and sure enough, it was gone, and then he slowly stopped shaking.
However, Rao is like this, she still grabs Lu Ze firmly.
Lu Ze hugged Lu Yu to the chair, and Lu Yu grabbed the old, still faded car.
Lu Ze asked softly: "What is this, it must be a very powerful thing that Xiao Yuer likes so much, right?"
"Yeah." Lu Yu nodded and pulled Lu Ze, "It's a Transformer, like Dad Superman, it will protect Xiao Yu'er."
Hearing this, Lu Ze was slightly startled, bitterness and distress spread throughout his chest.
He patted Lu Yu's head pitifully, "It's amazing, in the future with it and my father, I will definitely protect Xiao Yu'er."
Lu Yu raised his head to look at Lu Ze, his head was tilted, there was a big doubt in his small eyes, and he didn't know what he was wondering.
She is too young, and she has been locked in the closet and seldom taken out, and she may not know what her strange feeling is now.
Lu Ze smiled and said, "Xiao Yu'er can't understand what the teacher is talking about in school, right?"
Lu Yu nodded.
"It's not because Xiao Yu'er is stupid, it's because they have read a few more years than Xiao Yu'er. If Xiao Yu'er learns what they have learned before, it will be the same as them."
Lu Yu looked at Lu Ze suspiciously, as if he didn't understand what he was talking about.
Lu Ze rubbed her hair, "It doesn't matter, Dad will teach you to read and read from today, and we will be able to understand the teacher's words very quickly."
"Yeah." Lu Yu nodded.
Lu Ze started with the simplest Arabic numerals, taught Lu Yu arithmetic, then told her simple stories, and then taught her pinyin, until nine o'clock, and then took Lu Yu back to the refurbished children's room and gave her to her. Cover with a quilt.
Lu Yu was very good, lying on the bed neither noisy nor noisy, and soon fell asleep.
Lu Ze only returned to the study room to use the computer at this time. Yuanshen also wanted to keep the Lu family, but Yuanshen played from childhood to adulthood and knew nothing about the current business situation in the world, so he must first find out through the Internet The economic structure and operation mode of this novel world.
Lu Ze just turned on the computer and did nothing, and the computer screen turned blue.
Immediately afterwards, a series of sheep with P's head as his head appeared. This sheep was roasted on the fire and then cut into eight pieces.
Lu Ze: "..."
After watching the entire dismemberment animation in silence, Lu Ze quickly unlocked the computer's screen. After he actually got into the computer, he followed the traces of the other party to explore what hands and feet the other party had moved, only to find out that Han Shengsheng and Han Tiantian's two original works The hacker in , is worse than he imagined.
These two people copied all the pornographic photos in the original collection.
and different women in various poses.
Knowing that Han Shengsheng and Han Tiantian were hackers, Lu Ze installed a virus Trojan on the computer. When the two invaded, their computer would be invaded by the virus.
However, if the command he gave is not touched, the computer is no different from the ordinary computer, and there is no protection in the eyes of the hacker, so there is the startup screen.
Lu Ze shook his head, kept the important information in the computer, and removed the silver plate.
After setting the boot block for Lu Ze, Han Shengsheng and Han Tiantian began to appreciate the original photos they copied.
The two of them clicked their tongues while admiring.
I didn't expect that little day to be so popular.
Han Tiantian asked eagerly, "Brother, shall we send out all these photos now?"
"Well." Han Shengsheng said very relieved: "Look, these photos have been sent out, I promise that Lu Ze kneeled down and begged us for mercy."
Having said that, Han Sheng moved his fingers vividly and prepared to send it out. Unexpectedly, the computer crashed and it restarted automatically.
After restarting, the computer screen turned into a kaleidoscope.
The kaleidoscope turns and turns into all kinds of math problems.
The two looked at each other, Qi Qi saw surprise in each other's eyes.
How could someone put a virus into their computer right under their noses.
When exactly
Han Shengsheng tried to solve it, but he couldn't solve it at first, so he could only answer one question after another.
He and Han Tiantian are both geniuses, but there is a distinction between geniuses.
Han Shengsheng was better than Han Tiantian in mathematics, so all the problems were left to him.
He solved problem after problem, and at first, he could figure out the answer in the blink of an eye, then he had to use half a page of scratch paper, then one page, then ten pages.
He solved all night's problems.
Thankfully, Han Yijia was a TV director and often worked overtime to stay up late, otherwise the two would have been driven back to sleep early.
Han Shengsheng was arrogant and arrogant until two or three o'clock in the morning, but by the time he solved it at five or six in the morning, he was exhausted and completely weak.
He couldn't figure it out, he had already solved more than a thousand advanced math problems, why hasn't it been solved yet
Finally, at eight in the morning, Han Shengsheng solved the last question.
The question clearly reads: Congratulations, this is your last level.
Han Shengsheng opened it.
Prove that when the integer n > 2, the indefinite equation x^ny^n = z^n about x, y, z has no positive integer solution.
"Beep beep beep-"
Han Sheng's raw milk is booming.
No matter how smart he is, he cannot prove Fermat's conjecture by himself.
No way, Han Shengsheng used his mobile phone to search for the answer and typed it one letter at a time.
Just when he was about two-thirds of the way to the end, a sentence suddenly flashed on the screen: Sorry, the screen here is too small for you to write.
day!
Han Shengsheng directly smashed the coffee cup beside him.
Han Tiantian, who couldn't bear to fall asleep for a long time, woke up and asked confusedly, "What's wrong? Haven't you solved it yet?"
"Fucking me all the time!"
As soon as the voice fell, the computer suddenly made a harsh sound, followed by white smoke from the computer.
Obviously, the computer is dead and the hard drive is ruined.
At this moment, Han Shengsheng broke out, "Lu Ze, I'll fuck you uncle!"
Stay up all night, stay up late, go to school or go to school.
Han Shengsheng dragged his extremely tired body to wash hard, he wanted to cry, especially wanted to cry, but Han Tiantian kept following behind him. He was the elder brother, and it was too embarrassing to cry because he worked on a math problem all night.
Han Shengsheng could only hold back.
On the other side, Lu Ze put on a suit and waited at Lu Yu's door, knocking on the door, "Xiao Yu'er, are you awake?"
After a while, the door was opened a crack, and Lu Yu exposed half of his head.
Lu Ze smiled at her, unbuttoned his shirt, revealing the tight-fitting Superman suit inside, Lu Yu's eyes lit up.
"Xiao Yu'er, does Superman have to hide himself from outsiders?"
"Yeah." This time Lu Yu made a crisp voice, and it was obvious that he felt better when he saw the Superman logo.
Lu Ze stretched out his hand to her, "Go, Dad will take you to wash and have breakfast."
"Ok."
Hand in hand, after washing, the two came to the restaurant.
Lu Ze held Lu Yu in his arms, and surrounded her with porridge and buns. Lu Yu held his clothes tightly. She had never been fed since she could remember, and she ate very slowly. Eat a little and stop eating.
"Is Xiao Yu'er full?"
Lu Yu nodded, "Sister said, just eat these."
Lu Ze lowered his eyes, a trace of hatred flashed in his eyes, and when he looked up, the hatred disappeared, and there was only peace in his eyes.
He smiled warmly, "Is Xiao Yu'er still hungry? If you are hungry, tell Dad that at Superman Dad, Xiao Yu'er can eat as much as he wants."
Lu Yu thought for a long time, then nodded tentatively, Lu Ze wiped the soup from the bun filling at the corner of her mouth, and took a large meat bun for Lu Yu, "Xiao Yu'er, let's eat slowly, and then eat when we're full. Go to school, don't rush."
Lu Yu slowly bit the meat bun, savoring the taste of the meat bun little by little.
After a while, Lu Yu stopped eating when he was full, and Lu Ze asked the maid to put away the food and take her to school.
As soon as Lu Ze and Lu Yu entered the classroom, they saw Han Shengsheng sleeping on the desk.
Han Tiantian was nervous when she saw Lu Ze, for fear that he would spank her again, she quickly pushed Han Shengsheng to wake up.
Han Shengsheng was tearing apart Lu Ze in his dream. When the dream was at its climax and the most refreshing, he did not expect that Lu Ze in the dream suddenly turned into a fire dragon to entangle him, and he screamed desperately. , but there was no one on the endless desert.
With Han Tiantian's push, he immediately woke up. He didn't expect to see Lu Ze's terrifying face as soon as he opened his eyes, and fell directly from the stool.
Li Hongbao went straight to the first row to do it.
After Lu Ze asked Lu Yu to do it, he sat down on the unoccupied seat next to Lu Yu.
Han Shengsheng and Han Tiantian glared at Lu Ze, especially Han Shengsheng. He really wanted to ask if Lu Ze did that stupid math puzzle system.
The two stared at Lu Ze, but Lu Ze carefully placed Lu Yu's stationery, pen and writing pad without noticing it.
After a long time, the class bell rang.
Only then did Han Shengsheng and Han Tiantian retract their sore eyes.
Teacher Zhou, the head teacher, walked to the podium and saw Lu Ze, who was tall and tall, and 1.87 meters tall. He came over wonderingly, "Who are you?"
"Hello, Mr. Zhou." Lu Ze stood up and stretched out his hand, "I am Lu Yu's father, Lu Ze. From today onwards, I will send Lu Yu to school and listen."
Audit
Does their school have this system
"Is that bad?"
Lu Ze said lightly: "Mr. Zhou, Lu Yu, this child, as you can see, is a bit introverted, so it would be better if I accompany her, and the school is an educational institution, and parents spend money to send their children over to study, which is in itself There is the right to supervise at any time, which is the regulation of the Ministry of Education."
Thanks to the fact that in order to avoid a certain world he had encountered before, he was only sentenced to three years of illegal imprisonment for murder and rape, which caught him off guard. Yesterday, he went through all the basic legal provisions of this novel world.
Teacher Zhou laughed dryly, "If that's the case, then ask Mr. Lu to be as quiet as possible during class and not disturb other children."
"I see."
After the class started, Lu Yu folded his hands on the desk and listened obediently with his back straight, even if he didn't understand, he listened very carefully.
Lu Ze turned the phone to silent and contacted the housekeeper, Uncle Wang. He asked the housekeeper to find some materials for him, but some of them were not only expensive but also difficult to buy, requiring special channels.
After discussing with Lu Ze, Uncle Wang finally couldn't help saying: "Master, don't make a mess, don't make the master unhappy, isn't it good to pick up girls?"
Uncle Wang watched Lu Ze's three siblings grow up, and his relationship with Lu's father was not ordinary. He looked at Lu Ze from the perspective of an elder.
In his opinion, the original body picked up the girl and returned to pick up the girl, did not cause trouble for the family, and had no idea about the family property. Compared with the eldest sister Lu Jie and the second brother Lu Jie, the struggle to kill me and live blood and rain, the original body was much more worry-free, or Youngest, Father Lu loves the original body more than his elder brothers and sisters.
So, after Lu Ze started fiddling with these things, Uncle Wang was worried.
He knew Yuan Shi's IQ too well, and he was afraid that Lu Ze would have more ideas that he shouldn't have, but was rejected by Lu's father and broke a good hand, so he couldn't hold back his words.
Lu Ze could probably guess what Uncle Wang was thinking, and replied, "Uncle Wang, I've come to play with these things. It has nothing to do with family affairs. You think too much."
"Is this kind of thing used to play?"
"Ok."
"Okay, Uncle Wang has someone find it for you."
"Thank you, Uncle Wang."
As soon as Lu Ze's news was posted, Uncle Wang was moved, and he almost snotted and cried. This bastard actually said thank you. The sun really came out from the west.
No, such good news must be shared with the master.
Uncle Wang quickly ran to Father Lu and showed the news to Father Lu. Father Lu resisted the urge to roll his eyes. A bastard would be happy for a long time if he said thank you, Pharaoh, which is rare and strange.
Hehe, why is this bastard no big or small with him
In class, Lu Ze accompanies the classroom, and after class, Lu Ze accompanies him to play. This has been going on for more than a month. Finally, the gift made by Lu Ze from Uncle Wang came out.
It was a car that was exactly the same as the car in Lu Yu's hand, but only half the height of Lu Yu.
It is intelligent and can follow Lu Yu's side obediently.
With the car, Lu Ze sent Lu Yu to the classroom for the first time since he crossed over and left.
Before leaving, he squatted beside Lu Yu, looked her in the eye and said, "Xiao Yu'er, Dad believes everything you said, and everything you said will come true. You have a good class, and after class, Dad will pick you up. okay?"
"good."
"So good." Lu Ze rubbed her head, hugged her again, and then left reluctantly.
Han Shengsheng saw that there was no one around Lu Yu to protect him, and his eyes lit up.
The last time he had a computer thing, he ate a big one, and was criticized by his mother for a long time. This time he finally got a chance to take revenge.