Lu Ze took a sip of the cocktail next to him and prepared to stand up.
No matter how hard you try, you still can't move.
At this time, two tall and majestic bodyguards came over and pulled Lu Ze up one by one.
Lu Ze wanted to touch his chin and think about it, but only touched a lump of fat.
Lu Ze: "I think, I need a mirror."
The maid quickly brought over a full-length mirror.
Looking at the fat man with more than 300 kilograms inside, Lu Ze fell into deep thought.
"616, what about your master's aesthetics?"
616: "…"
616 said softly: "Isn't this the easiest information about this host among so many hosts?"
Lu Ze looked at the exquisite and exaggerated delicacies around him, and the body fluids in his mouth secreted wantonly, wanting to eat them.
He looked down at the flesh on his body and couldn't eat it.
fuck!
Money can't eat, what does he want the money for!
"Host, calm down, calm down!"
"I'm going to kill myself."
"Just a little bit of food, or why don't we lose weight and continue to eat?"
"What about my image?"
616 thought for a while, "There are slimming pills in the mall, one for 1,000 points, do you want to buy one?"
"Send one."
616: "…"
"Host, you have so many points, what are you doing without spending them?"
"Send one." Lu Ze's will was firm and unshakable.
"Okay, okay, just give one." 616 coaxed Lu Ze like a child, and then a crystal clear elixir appeared in Lu Ze's palm.
"After taking the slimming pill, your body will slowly begin to change, and you will become a normal body shape in about a month."
"I see."
All conversations took place in the sea of consciousness, and the people around could not hear it. Lu Ze swallowed the medicinal pill with a cocktail, and walked into the room with the sound of thunderous footsteps.
At this time, the servant came to report: "Master, Mrs. Yuan brought Miss Yuan here."
Lu Ze thought about it, it seemed that today was indeed the first time he and Yuan Zuixue met.
The original mother came over from his province, and this time she came here to bring up the marriage contract between the original body and the original Zuixue.
After the death of the original parents, there was a time of distress. At that time, the original father and mother moved away because they were afraid of the competitors of the Lu family and that it would bring disaster to Chiyu.
Later, fortunately, the professional managers did their due diligence to turn the tide, which saved the Lu family's family business.
Later, the original family was ruined, and there was no news of the original family.
But now the original mother brought Yuan Zuixue to look for Yuan Shen just to renew the marriage contract between Yuan Zuixue and Yuan Zuixue, and let Yuan Shen help the Yuan family.
Yuan Zuixue's appearance is very amazing, so Yuan Zuixue in the previous life agreed.
However, now what...
Lu Ze let someone help him to the living room. The original mother saw the huge Lu Ze, and a trace of disgust flashed in her eyes.
Yuan Zuixue is okay, after all, he has seen it twice.
In fact, Lu Ze thinks that Yuan Zuixue's rejection of the original body may not necessarily be because the original body is a playboy.
Lu Ze coughed twice, and the original mother immediately put a smile on her face, "Xiao Ze? Are you so big?"
Lu Ze tore his eyes apart and said suspiciously, "Which one are you?"
"I'm Auntie Yuan. Did I hug you when you were six years old? Don't you remember?" The original mother was a little anxious. Why doesn't Lu Ze remember anything
What if he doesn't remember things and refuses to admit his marriage contract
Yuan Zuixue also looked at Lu Ze very surprised. In her memory, Lu Ze recognized them at a glance in her previous life!
Why don't you know each other now
"Yuan… Auntie?" Lu Ze thought for a while, and suddenly realized, "Oh, I remembered, you are the old man's wife who moved away in a hurry after my parents died, afraid that we would hurt you. "
Original mother: "… "
How can she take this
The original mother smiled awkwardly and pulled Yuan Zuixue closer. She had long heard that Lu Ze was an illiterate sexist, and now she hoped that he would recognize this marriage based on Yuan Zuixue's beauty. "Ozawa, do you think you've all grown up? Xiaoxue is also eighteen. Shouldn't it be time to mention your marriage? Cultivate your relationship for two years, and then wait until you are old enough to get married."
Lu Ze turned his head to look at Yuan Zuixue with difficulty, Yuan Zuixue tried his best to squeeze a reluctant smile.
Even after a lifetime, she still couldn't have any good feelings for the man in front of her.
Lu Ze's face was shaking with disgust. His thick index finger pointed at Yuan Zuixue, "Is such an ugly woman my wife? Is she worthy?"
Yuan Zuixue: "…"
You don't even look at your pig face. If it weren't for money, which woman would be willing to approach you
The original mother was also stunned for a long time. She thought about various reasons, but she never thought that Yuan Zuixue would be rejected because of her appearance.
She thinks her daughter is not ugly.
She has a slender figure, convex places where it should be convex, fair and delicate skin, and bright facial features. Even if she walks out without makeup, she will receive a bunch of love letters casually.
What kind of aesthetic is this Lu Ze
The original mother smiled stiffly, "Ozawa, take a closer look, Xiaoxue is not ugly."
Lu Ze stretched his neck and took a closer look, "Ugly."
Any woman will be angry if she is said to be ugly again and again, not to mention Yuan Zuixue's heart is higher than the sky, she glared at Lu Ze with gritted teeth, "Then you can make it clear what kind of woman do you feel? nice!"
Lu Ze stretched out his hand, "Ma Li, take my wife out, remember to be careful."
The original mother and Yuan Zuixue's faces stiffened. Is Lu Ze married
Haven't heard of it
No, isn't it too old
At this moment, two strong men came out carrying Ayanari, who was waiting for her height.
Short blue hair, red eyes, and a smile on the corner of his mouth.
Ayanami's smile is the most beautiful smile in the world.
The original mother and the original Zuixue: "..."
How can a real person beat anime
Lu Ze smiled slightly, "Look at her breasts, does she look as good as my wife's? Do you look at her waist as thin as my wife's? Look at her face again, it's not enough to lift my wife's shoes! This kind of ugly A woman still wants to be my wife?"
"Lu Ze, don't go too far!" Yuan Zuixue roared loudly in anger.
With a look of fear, Lu Ze said to his original mother, "Look at her, her temper is so bad, she doesn't even have the gentleness of my wife."
The original mother was in her 40s and couldn't understand Lu Ze's thoughts at all. She had a headache, so she pulled Yuan Zuixue, "Ozawa, my aunt has a headache, so I'll go to the hospital first. For your marriage, next time, say, next time."
next time? Could Yuan Zuixue become Rei Ayanami next time
Inside the car, the original mother looked at Yuan Zuixue up and down, "Don't you young people have that cosplay?"
"Mom, are you crazy? Why am I trying to please a fat pig!" Yuan Zuixue said angrily.
Although he has gone through a lifetime, Yuan Zuixue has done the most to take care of children at home. He has never worked hard in the society, and he has never learned to pretend and flatter.
In her previous life, her carefully selected talented seniors only worked for thousands of dollars at the beginning, which was too far from her imagination. She complained at home all day long, and felt that she was married to a beautiful woman, and she faced each other every day. The senior's face is not a nose or a nose. If he has a temper, he doesn't suppress it at all. Now that he is reborn, he is confronted with naked humiliation by Lu Ze, and he can't suppress his temper. How can he think of covering it up
The original mother slapped Yuan Zuixue's face, "Are you confused? The family is about to run out of food, and you are still throwing a tantrum on me? The company has long since gone bankrupt, and you are still here to play a tantrum with me. , look at your dead appearance, how can Lu Ze like you?"
The original mother hated that iron could not be made of steel and said, "I tell you, if you can't handle Lu Ze, and the money you owe at home will not be enough, then you will not be married, and loan sharks will let you sell it!"
Yuan Zuixue bit her lip and did not speak.
She has just been reborn, and she has not been able to clearly digest the current situation.
After all, she was in her thirties and forties when she committed suicide by jumping into the river. After more than twenty years, many of her memories are already blurred.
She remembered that Lu Ze was very kind to herself. He could throw out hundreds of thousands or millions of dollars to cover the debts he owed at home. When she liked shoes, she bought all the colors as soon as she bought them.
But she also remembered that Lu Ze was so kind to every woman, and she was never an exception.
The only exception is probably that Lu Ze thinks that she has a fairly clean background and can be his nominal wife.
However, she did not expect that on the first day of her rebirth, she would be disliked by Lu Ze.
why
Yuan Zuixue's brain capacity is limited, and she can't understand, the original mother continues to chatter and teach her all the means to please men.
After half a month, Lu Ze's body shape was finally able to be seen, and he no longer needed someone to help him when he walked, and he began to be able to go out for a walk.
It just so happened that Kangle, the head of the fox friends, made a new girlfriend and called him to meet him at the bar.
The original body is a person who has no B number in his heart. He is arrogant, fat and narcissistic. Those who can get close to the original body basically like his money and have a sweet mouth.
At the beginning, it was the same for Kang Le. The Kang family's parents asked him to have a good relationship with the original body, and he flattered the original body to introduce women to the original body.
Anyway, he also likes to play in this circle.
However, later, the Kang family had an accident and was beaten by a competitor and almost went bankrupt. At this time, when the original body asked him out to play, Kang Le casually said the current situation, and the original body put his money into the Kang family to take care of the Lu family. The professional president of Kang also pulled the Kang family when they found out, and the Kang family got up.
After this incident, Kangle was grateful to the original body, and from the bottom of his heart, he regarded this person with a lot of money as a friend.
Of course, Kangle is also the original body's only true friend.
However, the original body does not know, he always thought that he knew all over the world.
Kangle saw Lu Ze from a distance, but he staggered, and by the way, he took out his mobile phone and called Lu Ze.
Lu Ze patted his shoulder helplessly, "I'm behind you."
Kangle turned around, "Fuck! Did you go to Korea?"
"Why can't it be Japan?"
"What nonsense." Kang Lewei Lu Ze turned around, "Why have you lost so much weight?"
He pinched Lu Ze's fat face and suddenly cried, "Brother, you must be suffering these days!"
Lu Ze: "..."
With a fist hitting Kangle's stomach, Lu Ze sat down directly, raised his eyes to look at the woman sitting quietly across from him, and was stunned.
"How is it, pretty?"
Kangle came over and took the woman's shoulders, "Introduce me, my girlfriend, Zhao Rongyan."
When Kang Le touched her, the woman's body was obviously stiff, and she resisted.
Lu Ze stared at the woman with interest, "Your girlfriend is very special."
Although it is a woman's body, it is attached to a man's soul.
Zhao Rongyan noticed Lu Ze's gaze, frowned unpleasantly, and said in the sea of consciousness, "System, this person is wrong."
Lu Ze raised his eyebrows, and the system
The fox spirit system replied: "The scan results are normal."
After drinking and eating, Zhao Rongyan got a little drunk and left early.
In the mixed voice, Kangle touched Lu Ze's shoulder, lowered his voice and said in his ear, "It's especially delicious in bed."
Lu Ze patted him on the shoulder, and said earnestly, "Please invite a Celestial Master to visit your house. I think you have been less yang recently, and your brows have darkened, which is a disaster."
Kangle shook and pushed Lu Ze away, "Don't scare me, kid."
Lu Ze beckoned to him, and said a few words in Kangle's ear, Kangle's whole face turned white, man
Is he a straight guy and a guy xxoo
wtf!
"Impossible, I've verified it, he doesn't have any of men's things!" Thinking that he has been in the midst of thousands of flowers, what kind of woman has not seen
Kangle refuses to believe this truth.
Lu Ze spread his hands helplessly, "Have you heard of male fox spirits?"
"You, you, don't scare me!"
"As you wish." Lu Ze smiled and gave Kang Le a self-seeking look and left.
That is to say, Kang Le is a true friend of the original body, so he reminded him that if it was someone else, he might have gone to the theater.
In half a month, Yuan Zuixue made up for all the knowledge about eva and theatrical version under the command of Yuan Zuixue, and then paid a lot of money to invite Internet celebrity coser, asking her to teach Yuan Zuixue how to play a standard Ayanami, How to win over the heart of an anime otaku.
Coser was originally just a group of fans who imitated anime characters, but more and more people later gradually evolved into their own circle, with their own circle culture.
There are more people, more exchanges, and more resources can be shared with each other.
However, nothing can be good without harm.
Gradually, there are two factions in the circle. One faction is of course the orthodox coser. They work hard to make money and make up, save money to buy clothes, participate in comic exhibitions, and shoot the best films.
One faction has developed its own way of making money, that is, selling meat.
Not revealing, not cosplaying, not sexy, not acting, as long as it can arouse the otaku's interest, as long as the otaku can give money, or even allow the photographer to shoot for free, anything will do.
This part is not ashamed for orthodox coser and anime fans, but their target is not pure anime fans, but mango-colored men.
Rolling gold is in hand, buy promotion, buy publicity, buy fans, package yourself as an Internet celebrity, and continue to make more money.
Yuan Zuixue and Yuan mother didn't know the coser circle at all, they just picked a well-known internet celebrity and paid for them to go home. The result can be imagined.
Yuan Zuixue and Yuan Shen want the internet celebrity coser to help them how to cos Li Ayanami.
What the internet celebrity coser Saki-chan was thinking was, why should such a rich man let you take it
So Saki Sauce whispered to Yuan Zuixue while secretly inquiring about Lu Ze's information.
Yuan Zuixue was not a person with perseverance, and she didn't like cartoons that had no nutritional value in her opinion.
Saki-chan didn't rush, she inquired about Lu Ze's address, sent an invitation to Lu Ze, contacted a few friends and the school animation association to reach a conclusion that they were ready to hold a cosplay event at the school.
Of course, her cosplay role is only one, Ayanami Rei.
On the other side, after hearing Lu Ze's words, Kangle really found a heavenly teacher. That day, the teacher said that Zhao Rongyan was a male fox spirit, and the thief was so powerful that he couldn't get rid of it at all. Yes, he followed Lu Ze wherever he went, and he swore that he would never mess around again.
Lu Ze, who has an inexplicable tail: "..."
On the day of the cosplay exhibition, Kangle grabbed Lu Ze's arm tightly. He didn't watch anime in his opinion. All these strangely dressed people were goblins, so it was time for the Great Sage to accept them.
Lu Ze looked at Ling Bo Li who was looking around in front of him, pinned a round breastplate to Kangle's chest, and said solemnly, "This is a talisman, you take it with you, no monsters or ghosts dare to approach you. "
"Really?" Kangle expressed that he didn't quite believe it. How could this thing look like a modern cheap product.
Saki-chan quickly saw Kangle's badge, which was specially customized by her and sent to Lu Ze along with the invitation letter.
The reason is, of course, so that she can find the man she has never met at a glance.
Saki-chan raised her chest, walked towards Kangle shyly, and then shook the donation box at Kangle.
She held the donation box under her chest, and looking at the donation box was like looking at her chest.
She has a d on her breasts!
Seeing the white and tender little white rabbit, Kangle's eyes were straight, and he immediately put on a rich and handsome old man's attitude and chatted with Sakimi-chan.
To sum up, the content of the chat between the two is probably-
"Look, this is my villa."
"Ah, it's so big."
"Look, this is my watch."
"Oh, I don't know you anymore."
"Look, this is the handsome and handsome me."
"Oh, I hate it."
Two people, one is lustful, the other is wealthy, and soon the two hooked up and flirted with each other, creating a scene of Pan Jinlian and Ximen Qing.
Lu Ze walked to the shade and looked at it calmly, he couldn't help sighing, people are hard to change.
After a while, it was estimated that Kang Le was about to take someone to open the room. Lu Ze gave him a cheering gesture and passed Saki Sauce.
Then, by the way, the desire system of Saki-chan was taken away.
Lu Ze returned to the shade with the desire system in his hand, and said indifferently, "I ask one question, you answer one, there is a lie..."
Lu Ze's hand exerted a little force, and the desire system felt that his soul was being torn apart little by little. As long as the man in front of him exerted a little more strength, it would be wiped out.
Lu Ze loosened his strength and asked, "Is Saki-chan's chest original?"
Desire System: "… "
Is it necessary to lie about this kind of question
Desire System: "Shouldn't you ask who my maker is?"
"not interested."
Desire System: "..." Dare to be a little curious about important issues
Lu Ze asked again, "Is Saki-chan's chest original?"
Desire system: "It is redeemed by points."
"Where's the face?"
"Too."
In this way, the recreational area is estimated to be very exciting.
Lu Ze sighed, "You are useless."
Desire System panicked, "I also know a lot of inside information, such as who my master is and what he wants to do..."
puff~
With a faint sound like the bursting of a soap bubble, the Desire System was dissipated.
At the same time, Koraku and Saki-chan were already kissing frantically in the car, taking off their clothes one by one.
Bai Ri Xuan y.
Koraku's hand stroked Saki-chan's skin. He likes this kind of skin that is as comfortable and smooth as cream. When kissing, it's like eating ice cream.
Sudden…
The ice cream turned into rough bark.
The skin of the charming woman in front of her instantly aged by a dozen years, became shriveled and sallow.
The chest was also empty like a deflated balloon.
what-
Koraku screamed all his life, pushed Saki-chan away, opened the door and jumped out of the car.
Saki-chan was still immersed in the sweet kiss, and then was pushed away rudely. She thought that the man wanted to play another kind of fun.
Then, the man jumped out of the car.
Her face changed suddenly, and when she looked down, she saw that her breasts were gone, and her skin had changed. She touched her face, maybe even her face changed back
Saki-chan sighed, but didn't panic.
This is not the first time she has encountered such a thing. Before, because she did not complete the task of absorbing men's semen, the props she purchased became the same when the expiry date of the props expired. Later, she found a lot of men before they changed back.
But isn't it time yet
Even if the time comes, does the system need to be so anxious
Wait a minute, doesn't it have semen to collect
Saki-chan angrily called out to the system in her mind, but there was no response at all, as if the close connection she had in the past was suddenly broken.
"System, system!"
"System, come out!"
It was as quiet as a rock sinking into the ocean, and Saki-chan started to panic. She was a useless diabolical girl. She dreamed of making a fortune without doing anything all day, and she was still alone until she was forty years old. It was the arrival of the system that changed her. , so that she can have a proud figure, a beautiful face, and infinite wealth, countless men...
Why did the system suddenly disappear now
What about her face, her figure
She can't do anything but seduce men with her face and body. How will she live in the future
Oh no-
Finally, Saki-chan broke down and yelled.