Ran Chunchun yelled in pain, "I'm Cinderella, you're a prince, why don't you love me!"
Recreation: "… "
Why are all the women he meets neurotic
The housekeeper sent away the three women, and came to send Ran Chunchun away as well.
Kang Le looked at Lu Ze proudly, "Brother, am I loyal enough? I didn't confess to you after being stabbed."
Lu Ze looked at him with disgust, "Anyway, I have to solve it in the end, why not skip the complicated process, what they ask and answer, and bring people over directly?"
Recreation: "… "
Holy shit! It really is!
"Go to the hospital by yourself!" Lu Ze left a sentence and went upstairs.
Kangle quickly checked into the senior VIP ward and enjoyed professional services.
A few days later, Lu Ze was putting the tennis racket back in his backpack after playing tennis. Kangle came over with a deep face, "I found out that I'm no longer interested in women."
Lu Ze looked at him suspiciously.
Kang Le said: "A few days ago, I met a little nurse in the hospital. She was very beautiful and liked to act like a spoiled child. Although she was a little embarrassed, I still enjoyed it. But... "
"The hospital has a male department, don't be embarrassed." Lu Ze said coldly, carrying his bag and preparing to leave.
"It's not that problem!" Kang Le was anxious. "It's that little nurse. As soon as I was about to get started, I found that she looked like Chen Sisi, had a body like Wen Liangliang, and a personality like Ran Chunchun."
Kangle squatted on the ground and went crazy, "Oh my God, I feel like every woman I see has the shadow of those women, either in looks, or in character, or in body, ah ah - me Can't do it!"
Lu Ze raised his eyebrows. Is there a time when the humanoid Teddy can't do it
He held his chin and thought for a minute, "There is a temple on Wutong Mountain in the suburbs. Although it requires to recruit disciples with a doctoral degree, I can donate more money to send you in."
Kang Le: "...I don't want to be a monk!"
Lu Ze said solemnly: "Nuns don't want men!"
"Lu! Ze!" Kang Le was really angry, he grabbed Lu Ze's shoulder and shook like Erkang grabbed Ziwei, "You gave me the halo of the protagonist, and you give me back my masculinity!"
At this time, two men walked by, only to hear the last sentence "Return my male virility" and couldn't help but glance at Lu Ze, and then their ambiguous eyes landed on Kangle's butt.
Then one of them came over and handed Lu Ze a business card, and the other handed a business card to Kangle.
"You can find us if you need it, two handsome guys~"
Lu Ze and Kangle: "..."
This time it was Lu Ze who was angry, he pushed Kangle away, "Go away!"
"I don't care, you have to help me now!"
Lu Ze turned around and left, Kangle hugged his thigh and didn't let go.
Lu Ze sighed, "Let's have a banquet."
Soon, Kangle held a grand banquet. As long as all the beauties received the post, even Ran Chunchun's aunt received the post.
On that day, Lu Ze stood on the second floor, and the grand occasion on the first floor was unobstructed.
Good guy, that system is like wholesale without money.
At this moment, Lu Ze cursed the owner of 616 from the bottom of his heart, and determined that the next time he sees the owner of 616, he will be skinned and cramped!
Lu Ze raised his right hand, and a huge force as heavy as Mount Tai pressed down on his hand, making it difficult for him to score every inch he went up.
Because of this, Lu Ze lifted it very slowly.
As the hands got higher and higher, the system of forced traction was forced out from the people on the first floor one by one, suspended in the air.
Immediately afterwards, the hand was held slowly.
Bang bang bang!
Puff puff!
With a long string of firecracker-like sounds, the systems were destroyed one by one.
Kangle was also standing on the second floor. With Lu Ze's actions, many women on the first floor obviously lost their luster, turning from pearls to fish eyes.
too frightening!
Kangle scratched his hair irritably again, so how could he face other women in the future
A banquet, happy and unhappy.
Finally, half a month later, Lu Ze found that Kangle had changed his mind and became a new person.
The girlfriends whom I dated recently, none of them are beautiful, and none of them have a good figure.
Most of them are ordinary in appearance and ordinary in build.
The only thing that doesn't change is that he is still slag and magnanimous, talking about several girlfriends at the same time, and taking care of several at the same time.
Lu Ze sighed and continued to enjoy his time.
But I didn't expect that, in less than a month, Kangle came to the door again, "Brother, you have to help me again, there are so many Wen Liangliang around me, Chen Sisi, Ran Chunchun..."
Lu Ze: "..."
Another banquet was held, and Lu Ze was killed once again.
A month later, Kang Le: "Brother..."
"Shut up!"
This time, Lu Ze got angry, kicked Kangle, drove away, and then came to a bamboo forest and stepped on a tail, "You're not done yet, right? I'll destroy a batch, you make a batch, yes Don't you want to die?"
"What's the matter? There's something that you trample on me!" Lu Ze stepped on a tadpole-like thing called Xie Xian. Although it looks like a tadpole, it is actually a man's sperm. It is the embodiment of a man's evil desires. It is a system such as making fox spirits, which collects the essence and luck of men to supplement itself.
Lu Ze didn't care at first.
Because this thing is disgusting, you can only trample him to death. There are countless small tadpoles in his body, evil desires can be attached to one of them at will, and it will take another hundred years to resurrect, and if you step down, Like stepping on a bucket of semen.
too disgusting.
So the owner of 616 didn't want to deal with it, and coaxed 616 to get him over.
Lu Ze looked at it with disgust and wanted to step on it, but it was really disgusting.
And even with the tail on, that thing keeps squirming and secreting mucus
Lu Ze's icy eyes fell on the shoes that had been covered with mucus. He was a person with a slight cleanliness.
This disgusting thing must be trampled to death!
Step down, squeak.
That thing exploded.
Lu Ze kicked the shoes off his feet with all his strength, and jumped all the way on one foot. After returning like this, he took three baths before he could barely suppress the nausea.
Hehe, as soon as the dead tadpoles were destroyed, 616 appeared cheerfully, "Host, I have finished the meeting. This meeting is so long! How are you doing here! The mission should be completed, right?"
The corners of Lu Ze's mouth lifted slightly, "616, let me show you a magic trick."
"Huh? Host, have you learned magic yet?" Pure 616 asked excitedly.
Lu Ze took out a translucent system that had not yet been extinguished.
"There's actually a system here?" 616 asked in confusion.
Lu Ze grabbed one side of the system with one hand, and then with each force, lightly tore the system in half.
! ! ! !
Ah ah ah! !
616 screamed in fright, and ran away.
Only then did Lu Ze feel a little better. The next time he sees the owner of 616 doing the same operation again, he will definitely feel better.
In this life, after fifty years, Lu Ze returned to the system space, and 616 appeared again, and said cautiously: "Host, you can't tear me up, I was really deceived, and only when I went back did I know that the meeting was fake. of."
Lu Ze took a long sigh, and the matter was over.
In this life, Yuan Zuixue was forced by loan sharks to work in the Fengyue place to pay off his debts. In seven or eight years, he finally paid off his debts. He met the senior from the previous life again. I don’t know if it was a bad fate. But in the process of helping Yuan Zuixue by chance, I realized the feeling of being a hero. After going back and forth, I got into it with Yuan Zuixue. The last three people were torn into a ball, and no one was benefited. No, Xiaosan has no money and lost her beauty in the constant consumption of time, and Yuan Zuixue once again ended up in the same end as in her previous life, with nothing.
When Kang Lelang was thirty-five years old, he didn't know who gave him a daughter. Every time he wanted to go out, he was photographed by his father and brought home the child.
Kang's father also gave up Kangle and concentrated on cultivating his granddaughter to inherit the family business.
Kang Le thought about it, and didn't care. Anyway, his or his daughter's belonged to their Kang family, and the family was considered to be harmonious until old age.
…
In the quiet classroom, there is only the sound of rustling writing.
Most of the students are trying to answer the questions, except for a few who are passing cheat sheets.
Lu Ze raised his eyebrows, lowered his head, and began to accept the memory.
The original is a high school teacher, relatively young, twenty-seven years old.
At the age of 27, he was admitted to a university from a poverty-stricken county and became the head teacher of a key high school. He was originally a representative of the poor family.
Primordial life can be divided into two parts.
The first half of my life as a teacher, and the second half of my life after becoming a teacher.
The first half of my life was peaceful and happy. What I think about most every day is to study, work hard and save money to marry a gentle wife.
For the rest of my life, it's hard to see.
The school where the original body is located is a key foreign language high school in the city, and the original body teaches the third grade Chinese.
At this high school, students are divided into three grades based on grades.
Rocket class, experimental class, parallel class.
As the name suggests, the rocket class is the best, the experimental class is the second, and the parallel class is the worst.
Yuanshen felt that he was very lucky, and was assigned to the third class of the rocket class. Although it was not the first class, it was also the rocket class.
As the head teacher of the rocket class, the salary is higher than that of the experimental class, plus monthly bonuses, quarterly bonuses, bonuses before the end of the year, and the college entrance examination rate. The house then went on a blind date, married a daughter-in-law and gave birth to a fat boy.
Of course, the ideal is very plump, and the reality is very skinny.
The original is a fledgling man, and he also teaches an under-appreciated subject such as Chinese. In addition, the third class he is assigned to is a resident class where the powerful and powerful go through the back door, and the children of senior three are at the peak of the rebellious period. The environment can be imagined. .
In the beginning, Yuan Shi wanted to be a good teacher who was loved by others and filled the world, so he always worked hard to care for the students in the class, and tried to guide everyone to study hard and not compare.
I didn't expect this to be a disaster.
First of all, there is a very sensitive student Li Xiang in the class. His grades are in the middle of the pack. He is not good or bad, and he is not serious in class. He is always immersed in his own world, sometimes crying and sometimes laughing.
Yuanshen was worried about whether the child had some kind of mental illness, so he wanted to know more about it, so he was very serious about the several times he communicated with him, and Li Xiang responded to Yuanshen in a nonchalant manner.
Later, when Li Xiang cheated in the exam, the original body criticized him a few words, and asked him to think about his future, write a set, and stop cheating. He climbed directly to the teaching building and wanted to jump off. A large group of reporters and police came. Li Xiang’s parents also persuaded him downstairs. After persuading him for two hours, he said that he was jumping off the building because he had humiliated him. He wanted to apologize to him. Only when he came down, the original body had to apologize, and he made the original body kneel again, after all, the original body had to kneel.
Later, Li Xiang came down. His parents hugged Li Xiang and cried for a long time, and then beat and scolded the original body. The original body couldn't help blocking it. Li Xiang's mother fell to the ground, and then the teacher beat him. The news is out.
In the end, the school expelled the original body.
The teacher who was fired has no place to accept it, so he had to look for a job. After a long search, he found a job as a clerk. Unexpectedly, this company was run by another student in the class, Wu Hai's father.
And Wu Hai has also been criticized by the original body.
Wu Hai is a school bully. His family is rich and powerful. He is the boss in the school, followed by a group of younger brothers. He has a bad temper and thinks highly of himself.
Half of the three classes managed by Yuanshen came from the back door dignitaries, and half came from the poverty-stricken special recruits.
Wu Hai studied in the same class with such poor and good students. In his view, the noble half of the people were things for his pleasure, and they were servants who should be filial and serve him, so Wu Hai often struggled with a group of people to bully him. Ling, Yuanshen wanted to be a good teacher and couldn't stand it. He was born in a poor family and naturally wanted to help these innocent children, so he was hated by Wu Haiji.
Knowing that the original body works in his father's company, and Wu's father is very fond of his children, he always responds to Wu Hai's needs, and the original body can be described as living in dire straits.
Later, even if he resigned and changed jobs, he was still closely watched. In the end, Wu Hai and his friends were chased and run over like a dog by Wu Hai and rolled over the railing of the Panshan Highway and fell to his death.
After death, the original body was reborn, and since he was reborn, the original body wanted to change everything.
Since being a good teacher has a bleak ending, then his idol is a bad teacher, and it's not about himself. He doesn't want to be so noble. He still cares about those students who want to study hard and work hard. As for the rest, he will He didn't want to worry about it, he just wanted to live his own life.
But it doesn't work either.
In the exam, Li Xiang cheated, he turned a blind eye, Li Xiang asked him why he didn't care about him, why he didn't question him.
The original body ignored him.
Li Xiang began to intensify his behavior in the classroom, pretending to be invisible.
Finally, Li Xiang walked up to the top floor of the teaching building again, and complained that the original body was unqualified. The original body ignored him and didn't care about him. He felt abandoned by the whole world, so the original body apologized and the original body knelt down.
Everything is the same as in the previous life, kneeling down to apologize and being fired.
The original body changed to another company and avoided Wu Hai, but unexpectedly met Wu Hai by chance. Wu Hai’s leader beat the original body, saying that the original body was a coward and a useless waste. They don't dare to say a word when they bully people, they deserve to be beaten, they are upholding justice.
The original body was beaten badly, his nose was blue, his face was swollen, his body was in pain, he suffered a concussion, and he died in a car accident on the way home.
This time the original body met 616, he told 616 that he just wanted to live well and live hard, whether it was selfish or selfless, why is it so difficult to live safely as a teacher
What do I have to do so that I can't be dismissed and become a stable teacher
The original body refused to accept, so he made a wish to 616, he wants to be a teacher, he must be a teacher, a teacher for a lifetime!
Also, he wants to take revenge on Li Xiang, Wu Hai and others, why can they do anything reckless and destroy other people's lives without paying any price
He wants them to pay an extremely painful price. Like him, they can't feel hope, only despair, and life is better than death!
Lu Ze slowly opened his eyes and looked down at the paper in his hand.
In fact, the original body is still too bookish.
The family is poor but not poor, and the lack of money does not mean that they can't afford food. The parents are kind and have never suffered much. Since childhood, he has been excellent in studies. The teacher attaches great importance to not having suffered any crimes. He walked smoothly all the way. After graduation, he went directly to a key high school.
Therefore, it is inevitable that the bookishness is too heavy, and it is easy to confuse the world when looking at the world according to the book.
Originally thought that the root cause of all his tragedies and unable to change his fate was Li Xiang and Wu Hai.
Actually not.
is power.
He thought it was him who handled Li Xiang's affairs, and Wu Hai's affairs were inappropriate, so he was punished and kicked out of the school, but he never thought that the same school jumped off the building, and the dead teacher was not fired.
Because there are people behind them.
This is a school with a lot of power and bureaucracy. The teaching salary here is high and the bonus is higher, so the people who can enter here are either very capable, one-of-a-kind people, or people with connections behind them.
The original body is very capable. If he is not so bookish and pays more attention to his class students, but spends more time on interpersonal relationships, manages and manages more of his own contacts, or if he already has contacts, then Li Xiang If the incident came out, at most one suspended without pay, and when the storm passed, he could continue teaching.
Obviously, the reality reflected behind the Li Xiang incident is that the original body has been in the school for a year, but he only threw himself on the ground of one acre and three points. There is no one in the whole office to speak for him, so other abilities are really irrelevant. .
When something went wrong, everyone wanted to rest in peace, so the original body was sacrificed.
One more conspiracy theory, after the original body resigned, for emergency reasons, without going through social recruitment, a distant relative of the principal was directly recruited to replace the original body position, which is too coincidental.
How can it be so accurate that this distant relative can seamlessly connect to the original work
Jingle bell~
Soon, the bell rang and the students handed in their exam papers one by one.
This time it was just an ordinary monthly test, and the students were very calm and not too nervous. Lu Ze read the test paper and it was similar to what the original body remembered. The good students still got good grades, and the bad ones were still bad. Even if they cheated, some No one can get high marks.
It is now 8:45 pm. It is the last monthly test, and school is dismissed after the test.
Lu Ze packed up and went to the office to put down the test paper and then go home and plan to change it tomorrow.
According to the original body's temperament, it should be completed overnight today and explained tomorrow, but Lu Ze is not as diligent as the original body.
As soon as Lu Ze came out of the office, Li Xiang came over.
Wearing a blue and white long-sleeved school uniform, he stood quietly in front of Lu Ze, looking at Lu Ze without speaking.
At the age of eighteen, the childishness on his face has not taken off, but his eyes have lost the purity of children that adults are best at imagining.
"Get out of the way." Lu Ze said indifferently.
The night in the late autumn was very cold, and Li Xiang's nose was a little red. He sniffed and asked, "Why do you ignore me when I cheated?"
Lu Ze turned his head to look at the yellowing sycamore tree beside him, pointed to the crumbling leaf and said, "Did you see that leaf?"
To be reasonable again
Yuanshen especially likes to instill in his students the idea of struggle and hard work, and say some big truths.
And what Li Xiang hates most is these things, he frowned, and only answered in annoyance, "Yeah."
"It's falling."
"It's none of my business!"
"Whether you cheat or not, what does it matter to me?" Lu Ze asked indifferently, "The school gave me money to buy my labor and let me give you lectures. You paid the school to listen to the lectures, and I have completed my labor. , getting my reward is right and proper. Why should I care about you?"
Probably never heard of such a fallacy, but Li Xiang couldn't find anything to refute, so after a long time he choked out a sentence, "You are the teacher!"
"I'm a bad teacher."
Righteous bad teacher.
Li Xiang was very aggrieved. It felt like someone had cut in the queue. You asked him why he cut in the queue, and he said it was because I didn't have the quality.
At this time, if you want to refute, you can't refute, and if you want to hit someone, you can't.
Lu Ze spoke again indifferently, "Get out of the way."
Li Xiang stubbornly blocked the exit, Lu Ze hooked his mouth, and said meaningfully: "Eighteen years old, you are an adult, you must be responsible for your own behavior."
"What do you mean?"
As soon as he finished speaking, Lu Ze grabbed Li Xiang's shoulder and kicked his ankle at the same time.
The next day, while supervising the morning reading, Lu Ze corrected the Chinese test paper according to the answers.
Suddenly, there was a burst of ridicule in the classroom that had been reading early.
Lu Ze raised his head, and the thin boy wearing myopia glasses sat awkwardly, with ink dots all over his head and face.
Even the textbooks on the desk are covered with ink dots.
Wu Hai patted the table and laughed, and Wu Hai was also laughing around.
Maybe in their eyes, throwing ink at people with a pen is just a joke with ants.
Lu Ze tapped on the table, "Everyone who laughed just now stood up."
Wu Hai took his brothers to stand up indifferently, and said with a rebellious expression: "Teacher, what do you want~"
"Go out." Lu Ze said indifferently: "Go out and stand, don't disturb other students' study."
Wu Hai was stunned. Before, Lu Ze would not let them go out at all. Instead, he would make everyone quiet down and reason with him and persuade him to study hard.
"Why did you chase me out? I paid for it!" Wu Hai was hurt, and immediately wanted to find his way back, raised his voice and asked.