The Bandit’s Strategy

Chapter 67: [Looks like I was molested] The skill of a nerd should not be underestimated

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Since many people in Mujiazhuang had heard the news when they entered the mountain to suppress the bandits, they were all waiting in the city this morning, thinking that there would be good news. But I didn't expect that a few days later, the government actually posted a notice, saying that Mujiazhuang and the Tiger Head Gang had long been involved in each other, and that they went to the mountain this time not to suppress the bandits, but to discuss how to make money and make profits—but In the end, the two sides fell out for some reason, and now Mu Wanlei and Mu Wanxiong have been killed by the Tiger Head Gang, and the rest of the disciples have also been imprisoned by the government, waiting to be interrogated at another day.

Because these plots are so weird, after listening to Mr. Xiucai in the city read the content on the list, the people at the scene felt a little shocked. complex.

In the government office, Huatang was picking up some transparent ointment with her fingertips, and gently applied it on the back shell of the red-armored wolf.

"What is Guardian Zuo doing?" Wen Liunian came in with a bowl of chicken soup, and unconsciously remembered the tactile sensation of being crawled on by insects, so he shivered again.

"Prepare some medicine and rub it on." Huatang said, "This red-armored wolf is a good breed. If it is taken care of properly, it will be more beautiful than gems in the future."

The red-armored wolf shook Wen Liunian's whiskers friendly.

"It likes to be touched on the back by others." Hua Tang said, "If you have time, sir, you can also apply more medicine for it in the future."

Wen Liunian: ...

Actually, I'm still a little busy.

In the bedroom, Zhao Yue was still drowsy, and he didn't know what he dreamed of in his dream, and his brows never relaxed.

Wen Liunian pressed it lightly with his fingertips.

Zhao Yue woke up suddenly and sat up propped up.

"Did I scare you?" Wen Liunian looked at him innocently.

"...No." Zhao Yue regained his composure, "I just had a dream."

"What dream?" Wen Liunian sat by the bed.

Zhao Yue said, "Nightmare."

Wen Liunian reached out to pinch his earlobe, and tugged hard.

"What are you doing?" Zhao Yue was puzzled.

"I often had nightmares when I was a child." Wen Liunian said, "My mother would pull my ears for me to drive out the nightmares."

Zhao Yue said, "Correct reasoning."

"It doesn't matter whether he is crooked or right, you won't lose money if you believe in it." Wen Liunian put the cushions for him, then brought the chicken soup and rice to the side, and fed it spoonful by spoonful.

Zhao Yue didn't think too much, he opened his mouth and said, "My arm is not injured."

Wen Liunian paused, "Then you eat by yourself."

Zhao Yue began to believe Lu Zhui's words.

I seem to be really stupid.

"What's wrong?" Seeing him sitting still, Wen Liunian asked.

Zhao Yue froze for a moment, and then said, "The whole body suddenly feels sore and weak."

Wen Liunian was concerned, "Can I ask Guardian Zuo to come in and take a look?"

Zhao Yue said, "Let's eat first."

Wen Liunian "oh" for a moment, and then continued to feed him.

Lu Zhui passed by the window, and then "unintentionally" glanced in, feeling very relieved.

If it continues to develop like this, it should be completed soon.

Sure enough, the progress is gratifying.

Although there were not too many things to do at hand, Wen Liunian still sat by his bed for a long time. He didn't go back to the government office until late at night, yawning and falling asleep after seeing people. rest.

Now that the Mu family brothers have been expelled and there are government troops stationed outside the city, it is rare for Shang Yunze and Mu Qingshan to return home, lying in the soft bed, Mu Qingshan was so comfortable that he fell asleep.

After taking a shower next door, Shang Yunze walked in topless, wearing only a pair of thin underwear.

Mu Qingshan was taken aback for a moment, then frowned, "What are you doing!"

Shang Yunze sat by the bed and said, "Sleep."

"Go back to your own room." Mu Qingshan wrapped the quilt tightly and chased people away.

"No." Shang Yunze forced his way to his side, "The two of you sleep warmly." At the beginning, he was still in the mood to find excuses, but now that it's been a long time, he doesn't even bother to find excuses. Sleeping on the same bed is the most natural thing.

Mu Qingshan turned to face the wall, "I want to sleep, you are not allowed to talk."

Shang Yunze moved closer, "Do you want to hug?"

"No!" Mu Qingshan's ears turned red.

"Are you sure?" Shang Yunze said, "It's very warm."

"I don't want it to be warm." Mu Qingshan simply wrapped his head in the quilt.

Shang Yunze didn't know whether to laugh or cry, "Come out quickly, I'm going to be bored."

Mu Qingshan thought angrily, don't come out!

"Are you angry?" Shang Yunze pulled him out.

"No!" Mu Qingshan froze his body desperately!

"Uncle Zhang just bumped into each other on the street, so if you say something casually, you should take it seriously." Shang Yunze tugged at his hair, "If I wanted to get married, I would have done so long ago."

"It has nothing to do with me." Mu Qingshan muttered in a low voice.

"Little wood." Shang Yunze moved closer, "Turn around."

"Don't turn." Mu Qingshan refused, his voice was so small that it was almost inaudible.

Shang Yunze asked again, "What do you think of me?"

Mu Qingshan didn't even think about it, and said, "It sucks!"

Shang Yunze choked for a moment, but he said these words forcefully.

Mu Qingshan almost embedded himself into the wall.

Shang Yunze had a headache, so he had to forcefully pull him out.

Mu Qingshan became a little irritable for no reason, but he couldn't say why.

Shang Yunze gently rubbed his cheek with his thumb, "Tell me if you don't like it."

"What do you mean?" Mu Qingshan looked up at him.

"You can tell me to stop at any time." After speaking, Shang Yunze leaned closer and kissed his lips lightly.

Strictly speaking, this is actually not the first time the two have made out, because when they were outside the camp earlier, Lord Shang took advantage of him to go back while he was asleep.

But this time it was different.

Mu Qingshan opened his eyes wide in astonishment, and didn't realize what happened for a long time. Shang Yunze was a little bit shocked, even if he wasn't addicted to it, he wouldn't have this damn expression, right

After biting his lower lip punitively, Shang Yunze was finally willing to let him go temporarily, and propped himself up slightly to look at him.

Then Mu Qingshan started from the base of the ears, all the way to the front of the chest.

"Do you like it when I do this?" Shang Yunze asked.

Mu Qingshan turned his head to the side, looking at the wall.

"That's the acquiescence?" Although he had a premonition in his heart, seeing his youthful appearance, his tone of voice still unconsciously smiled, and Mu Qingshan yelled, "I don't like it."

"Do you want to do something more extreme?" Shang Yunze whispered in his ear.

Mu Qingshan desperately dodged, "No!"

Shang Yunze hugged him into his arms, "Little wood."

"What to do?" Mu Qingshan pushed him.

"Let's get married." Shang Yunze held his wrist.

Mu Qingshan: ...

marriage

"Are you okay?" Shang Yunze looked at him.

Mu Qingshan swallowed nervously, unable to utter a word.

"Huh?" Shang Yunze obviously didn't intend to just let him go.

"Why?" Mu Qingshan finally said a word.

Shang Yunze was so angry that he wanted to laugh, "Why do you say?"

Mu Qingshan's face became even hotter, almost his whole body was on fire.

Seeing that he was so nervous that he was about to faint, Shang Yunze felt a little bit reluctant, so he hugged him into his arms and patted him, "Don't be afraid."

"...Are you really going to get married?" After a while, Mu Qingshan asked in a low voice.

Shang Yunze said, "Of course it is true."

"But you never said that before." Mu Qingshan said.

"It's not too late to say now." Shang Yunze hugged him even tighter, "I like you."

"..." Mu Qingshan was silent.

Some kind of response... Shang Yunze sighed in his heart.

After a long time, Mu Qingshan finally carefully wrapped his arms around his waist with light hands and feet.

The Lord of Shangbao suddenly felt refreshed.

Mu Qingshan shrank back, closed his eyes and his heart beat wildly.

The body in his arms was thin and thin, and Shang Yunze put his big hands on his back, thinking that no matter what he had to feed him in the future, otherwise he would probably pass out before he was full.

The night wind blows through the windows, and everything is beautiful.

Early the next morning, Wen Liunian came over with broth as usual, but before he entered the small courtyard, he saw the dark guard counting the banknotes happily.

"Morning, my lord!" Seeing Wen Liunian coming in, everyone greeted him enthusiastically, and then said before he asked, "It is Lord Shang who is distributing money."

"Shangbao mainly distributes money in the city?" Wen Liunian was surprised when he heard this, "I haven't heard him mention it before."

Shang Yunze came in from the courtyard, his expression froze slightly.

What does it mean to "distribute silver in the city"

"It's not, it's just to bring joy to our own people." An Wei said, "Shang Bao is mainly married to Master Mu."

"Really?" Wen Liunian was extremely surprised.

"Ahem." Shang Yunze nodded, "The date hasn't been set yet, and there are still a lot of things to do when the matchmaker is hired."

"That's really a congratulations." Wen Liunian said happily, "Where's Master?"

Shang Yunze said, "Still sleeping."

The dark guard tsk tsk.

Still sleeping.

"Does the boss know about this?" Wen Liunian asked again.

Shang Yunze shook his head, "I don't know."

"Understood." The dark guard corrected.

Shang Yunze: ...

But I didn't even see Zhao Yue's face, so how did I know

The dark guard added, "We specifically went to inform him and Lu Erdang."

Shang Yunze twitched the corners of his mouth, "Thank you." Did you tell me on purpose? !

"It should be." The dark guard put the banknote into his arms, "There is a happy event, so naturally everyone wants to get it.

"I'll go and see the master." Wen Liunian entered the bedroom with a food box.

Zhao Yue had just finished washing and was changing clothes with his back facing the door. His back was very sharp.

Wen Liunian walked in calmly and stared.

Fortunately, Zhao Yue had already gotten used to his little rascal's behavior, put on his clothes and sat at the table and asked, "What kind of soup, it smells so good."

Wen Liunian said, "Bullwhip."

Zhao Yue: ...

What? !

Wen Liunian said, "It is said that it is very nutritious, and Lao Wang insisted on giving it away when buying beef."

Zhao Yue looked at him for a moment.

Wen Liunian calmly handed him the bowl, "Eat it quickly, or it will be cold."

Zhao Yue gritted his teeth, "I don't need to eat these things."

"The stew is already stewed, so it's okay to eat it." Wen Liunian said, "It's nourishing anyway."

Zhao Yue really wanted to knock him on the head, but can this kind of thing be messed up

"Big boss." Lu Zhui happened to come in with a box of snacks, "Xiao Wu bought this for Guardian Zuo, and I'll bring a copy to you by the way."

"Thank you." Wen Liunian hurriedly stood up to catch it.

"What taste?" Lu Zhui sniffled, "Soup?"

"I stewed it." Wen Liunian said, "Bullwhip."

Zhao Yue: ...

Others didn't ask, why did you say it in such detail? !

"Bullwhip..." Lu Zhui's eyes instantly filled with deep meaning.

Zhao Yue was exhausted physically and mentally.

"My lord is full of heart, what is the master still doing?" Lu Zhui also urged, "Drink it quickly."

If it drags on, how many people may come, Zhao Yue felt aggrieved, picked up the soup bowl and ate cleanly in two or three bites.

"That's right." Wen Liunian was very satisfied.

Lu Zhui's heart was full of sympathy, he didn't eat it, but he made up for it first, and if he was burning with lust in the middle of the night, he didn't know where to vent it.

Just thinking about it makes me want to scratch the wall.

After watching him finish the soup, Wen Liunian handed over a plate of buns and a bowl of porridge, watching him eat while saying, "When I came in just now, Master Shang said that he was going to marry Master Mu."

"I know." Zhao Yue nodded.

"Do you want to prepare a gift?" Wen Liunian asked.

"Naturally." Zhao Yue said, "It will be good to send them to Tengyun Castle on the day of marriage."

"That's great." Wen Liunian said, "I didn't expect it to be so soon."

"If the hearts are connected, it doesn't matter if it's later or sooner." Zhao Yue said, "Besides, in the eyes of outsiders, the two are indeed a match made in heaven."

Wen Liunian gave a "hmm" and lazily watched him eat while propping up his cheeks.

"Is the government office busy today?" Zhao Yue asked.

"It's nothing." Wen Liunian replied.

"Where's the Tiger Head Gang?" Zhao Yue asked again.

"There hasn't been any movement yet, but the people in the city are saying that the leader of the Tiger Head Gang has a very close relationship with the Mujiazhuang brothers." Wen Liunian said, "They also say they have an affair."

Zhao Yue was a little helpless, "You wrote it again?"

"Not at all." Wen Liunian said, "It was thought up by the people themselves, and once it is passed on ten to ten times, the plot will naturally become more and more curious, otherwise how can it be called a rumor?" After thinking about it, he added, "I'm just doing it for you. You write the story alone."

Zhao Yue didn't know whether to laugh or cry, "Listening to this posture, I seem to have to thank you."

"That's natural." Wen Liunian said, "I wrote you as a god, no matter how many people ask for it." Thinking back then, even Mr. Shen of Chasing Shadow Palace was just written as a little fairy with a round tail, There is still a considerable distance from the gods!

Zhao Yue was amused and patted his face with the back of his hand.

Wen Liunian opened his mouth.

Zhao Yue: ...

Wen Liunian said innocently, "Didn't you want to give me buns?"

Zhao Yue handed over the half bun in his hand again.

Wen Liunian lowered his head and took a bite, "It's quite sweet."

Zhao Yue ate the remaining buns, and thought about what he said just now, and always felt that he seemed... Molested