I have never kissed before, but the first time I was forced to kiss, the consequence is that Zhuang Yi can't breathe soon.
Although I can breathe well with my mouth closed, I don't know why, after the mouth is blocked, the nose will not work by itself.
Just like a person who is hypoxic after drowning, Zhuang Yi unknowingly wrapped his hands around Xie Jun's body, and then subconsciously sucked the oxygen from Xie Jun's mouth.
The veins on Xie Jun's forehead throbbed wildly, and his whole body was tense. Zhuang Yi was still sucking unconsciously. He couldn't bear it anymore, and suddenly stretched out his arms to hug Zhuang Yi, causing the latter's feet to leave the ground, and his legs were scared. Also tangled up.
Now Zhuang Yi's back broke away from the support of the wall, and his whole body was hung on Xie Jun's body.
"Wait." During the kiss, Zhuang Yi hastily covered Xie Jun's mouth, not allowing him to kiss again, "Be careful there is a camera." He said out of breath, "It's over if you are photographed."
Xie Jun looked up, and sure enough, he saw a cold camera in the corner.
"I shouldn't be able to take pictures here." Xie Jun lowered his head and kissed Zhuang Yi, comforting him.
Zhuang Yi took the opportunity to push him away, intending to escape.
Xie Jun hugged him by the waist, and whispered in his ear: "Playing with me again? Slip away after taking advantage of it?"
Zhuang Yi was stunned by his pretense: "Obviously you kissed him first."
Xie Jun frankly said, "Then who is wrapping around me?"
Zhuang Yi choked, then thought quickly, suddenly had an idea, and said sharply: "You were actually asking for what I owed just now, right? Now I pay you back, and you are not allowed to use this trick to laugh at me in the future. The two of us Cleared, yay!"
Then he grabbed Xie Jun's hand and prepared to run away again.
Xie Jun remained silent, and waited for Zhuang Yi to run a little distance happily, then walked over in a few strides, brought him back, and pressed him against the wall again for a thorough kiss.
"What do you say this time?" Xie Jun touched Zhuang Yi's reddened lips and asked.
Zhuang Yi: "..."
Xie Jun: "Huh?"
Zhuang Yi said wittily: "I see, Mr. Xie, you are too involved in the drama, and you regard yourself as a witch who loves the mermaid princess."
Xie Jun: "..."
Zhuang Yi was naturally kissed again.
Xie Jun's gentle tone made Zhuang Yi a little scared: "What about now? Have you thought about what to say?"
Zhuang Yi's scalp was numb, he was at a loss and dared not speak. If you say a word, you will be kissed for a minute, and you will be suffocated if you kiss again.
Xie Jun laughed, raised his hand and flicked his forehead.
"Fool."
Zhuang Yi was not happy.
So he boldly stepped on Xie Jun!
"So you are here." I don't know whether to say it in time or suddenly, the monitor's voice came from behind them.
However, seeing their postures clearly, the squad leader hesitated for a moment, and asked hesitantly, "Isn't it time for me to come?"
"No, no!" Zhuang Yi quickly thought of a reason, "Actually, Xie Jun is teaching me to dance! The next scene is not a dance, I don't know how to dance, so Xie Jun will teach me."
The squad leader pondered: "So you stepped on Xie Jun's instep and let him take you?"
Zhuang Yi nodded.
Squad leader: "Let's jump and have a look."
Just as Zhuang Yi was about to refuse, Xie Jun already agreed to let him step on the other foot.
Zhuang Yi lowered his voice: "In that case, my whole body weight will be on your feet, what should I do if I damage your feet?"
Xie Jun has reason and evidence: "I hugged you just now, I know your weight, it's very light, it won't crush me."
Zhuang Yi didn't believe it: "I'm not light at all, look at my arm, then look at my leg..."
Squad leader: "I suddenly remembered! There is a scene where the mermaid princess will show her ankles and calves. Zhuang Yi, do you have any hair on your legs? If so, quickly use depilatory cream to remove the hair."
Zhuang Yi: "..."
Zhuang Yi pulled back his feet calmly, turned to look at the monitor, and said quickly: "My legs are very hairy, and I can't use hair removal cream. I can't play the mermaid princess anymore."
"No way." With the chilly feeling coming from his calf, Zhuang Yi heard the voice of the deputy squad leader at his feet, and looked down. Studying his calf with a wistful attitude.
Finally concluded: "Very clean, less hair than my arm."
The deputy squad leader stood up and pulled up his sleeves to show him his arms.
The thickness of the hair is just like that of an average person. Compared with someone's thin, white and slender calf, it looks very unrefined.
"And it's thin." The squad leader also squatted down, stretched out his hand, and was shocked, "I can hold this ankle with one hand!"
Zhuang Yi: "Fart!" He knelt down and gestured, "You only hold half of your hand, okay? I'm super strong."
"At least three-quarters have it." The monitor retorted, "And I'm a girl with small hands."
Zhuang Yi said sharply: "It's just short."
He was beaten by the monitor without any accident.
This time Xie Jun finally knew to come out in time to save him.
So next, the deputy squad leader and Xie Jun dragged each other, and dragged the two who hurt each other back to the rehearsal room. On the way, one of the two praised the other's slender body like a goddess, and the other countered that the other had cute short legs and short hands.
It's such a boring conversation.
The deputy squad leader was speechless: "It's better to say rebound, rebound again, rebound rebound."
No matter what, they finally returned to the rehearsal room. The class monitor was very reliable when he was doing business, and explained to everyone that Zhuang Yi ran out because he was too nervous just now. After Xie Jun went to comfort him, his mood was adjusted.
Everyone expressed their understanding. After all, the emotional line of "The New Mermaid" is amazing, and it will indeed bring some pressure to the performers.
But some people also raised objections: "Since we are arranging the class program, we should not only consider ourselves, but also the whole team. Everyone is like Zhuang Yi, who runs away if he is not happy at all. How can we continue to rehearse?"
Zhuang Yi said in shame, yes, just when he was about to say that he should change me, that person continued.
"So we want to punish Zhuang Yi, and by the way, reward Xie Jun who comforted him."
Zhuang Yidun felt that something was wrong, and began to shrink back.
The person said: "I suggest that Zhuang Yi should be punished to say the witch's lines to Xie Jun, and Zhuang Yi must also kneel on one knee, so that it is fair to Xie Jun."
The squad leader and others nodded repeatedly, thinking that this was a good idea, and they couldn't condone adultery and let the wrong party be allowed to do so.
Zhuang Yi was sad and angry: "I'd better kneel down for you. I found out, participating in this show is being played by you."
He thought of the shameful lines of the priestess, and he couldn't love him anymore.