When Wei Jie heard Zhuang Yi said that he wanted to hang out together, he shook his head: "That's not okay. We don't like light bulbs."
Zhuang Yi was speechless: "Damn." Then he said, "You two have been dating for more than ten years, aren't you tired?"
Wei Jie said meaningfully: "You will understand later."
Zhuang Yi was puzzled: "I don't have a bamboo horse." He can still understand that the friendship they have played together since childhood is incomparable.
Wei Jie smiled and said nothing.
After dinner, we go back to our respective houses - school doesn't start until tomorrow. Wei Jie and Fang Shucheng's house is close, so it's good to walk back, but it's not easy for them to walk, Wei Jie said something, Fang Shucheng beat him, Wei Jie grabbed Fang Shucheng and jumped out.
Zhuang Yi could hear Fang Shucheng's terrified screams from far away.
Xie Jun: "How did you go home?"
Zhuang Yi came back to his senses: "Me? I take the bus."
Xie Jun: "Then let's go together."
"Is your house not nearby?" Zhuang Yi asked, "Which way do you take?"
Xie Jun: "I will sit as long as you take."
Zhuang Yi: "?"
Xie Jun: "My home is in the xx community." The xx community is next to the school.
Zhuang Yi was embarrassed: "Then why are you taking the bus with me?"
Xie Jun: "Let's do a field trip. I'll go there more times in the future."
Zhuang Yi was confused: "Why are you going to my house when you have nothing to do?"
Xie Jun circled him around and asked in a low voice: "As a creditor, shouldn't I look at the debtor? If he absconds with the debt, who should I ask for compensation?"
Zhuang Yi's hair stood up all over, shaking his shoulders uncomfortably, trying to shake Xie Jun's hand off: "Speak as you speak, why are you so close?"
Xie Jun: "Afraid of me?" Zhuang Yi let go of his hand as he spoke, and just as Zhuang Yi breathed a sigh of relief, Xie Jun suddenly said, "Don't move."
Zhuang Yi froze, and watched Xie Jun's hand come towards his face, but because Xie Jun said "don't move", he really didn't dare to move.
Xie Jun took an eyelash from Zhuang Yi's eyelid, it was long and curled, but Zhuang Yi didn't pay attention to how long and curled his eyelashes were, he was so nervous! This time Xie Jun was too close!
Xie Jun pinched Zhuang Yi's eyelashes and looked at them, Zhuang Yi suddenly felt very ashamed, quickly raised his head, puffed out his mouth, "Huh—", and blew that eyelash off.
Xie Jun: "..."
Zhuang Yi: "..."
Zhuang Yi was even more ashamed! He's going to explode on the spot!
Fortunately, the bus came at this time, Zhuang Yi hurriedly took out his student card and got on the bus, forgetting to say goodbye to Xie Jun.
But it was true that Xie Jun said that he would go home with him!
Xie Jun stepped into the car, took out his pocket, and stopped: "I don't have any money, can you help me to pay it? Pay it back to you later."
The driver honked impatiently: "Go back! Go back!"
Seeing that there were still people coming up later, Zhuang Yi hurriedly swiped his card on the machine again.
"Drip—student card."
Xie Jun embraced Zhuang Yi's shoulders: "Thank you." Then he protected him and squeezed in.
This was definitely the smoothest time when Zhuang Yi squeezed into the carriage.
It's great to be tall, Zhuang Yi thought when he looked up at Xie Jun.
Xie Jun also looked down at him, but frowned, and pressed Zhuang Yi's back neck with the hand that was not pulling the ring, and pressed Zhuang Yi's entire face onto his chest with force.
Zhuang Yi: "!"
He was slow to react for two seconds, and by the third second, his breath was already filled with the smell of Xie Jun.
No body odor!
In the fourth second, Zhuang Yi realized that body odor was not the point. He struggled quickly, but Xie Jun held the back of his neck firmly.
"The rash on your neck was rubbed by someone behind." Xie Jun lowered his head and explained next to Zhuang Yi's ear, "Isn't it uncomfortable?"
Zhuang Yi was taken aback: The back of the neck seems to be a little itchy.
It turned out that Xie Jun saw that he was allergic and helped him block the people behind him.
Zhuang Yi was embarrassed: "Thank you?" I always felt that something was not right.
When the car arrived at the stop, Zhuang Yi got off the car, and Xie Jun also got off the car. The two walked side by side for more than ten meters. Zhuang Yi couldn't help asking: "Are you going to my house to play?"
Before Xie Jun answered, Zhuang Yi suddenly heard a fucking voice.
"Baby!"
Zhuang Yi reflexively dodged to the side, just in time to slip into Xie Jun's arms. Zhuang Yi's mother was in a hurry, her arms were open in a daze.
Zhuang Yi: "..." He knew his mother was going to hug him and kiss him again! He is seventeen! Fortunately, he escaped quickly!
After complaining about his mother, Zhuang Yi realized that in order to hide from his mother, he stuffed himself into Xie Jun's arms.
Xie Jun reacted very quickly. Although the situation was sudden, he was not frightened at all by the sudden embrace. Instead, he reached out and grabbed Zhuang Yi's shoulder to help him stabilize his figure. As for himself, although Zhuang Yi threw him suddenly, he remained motionless and stood as steady as a mountain.
Zhuang Yi's mother: "..."
Xie Jun said calmly: "Hello, Auntie, I'm Xie Jun, Zhuang Yi's classmate."
Zhuang Yi's mother retracted her arms in a second, quickly changed her expression, and put on the kind smile of her classmates and aunts: "Oh oh oh... Xie Jun! I remembered! I told me about you one by one! You and one by one Let's go home together? Will your parents come to pick you up? If your parents don't come, go to our house to play."
Zhuang Yi: "..." Damn talking too much!
The amount of information revealed by Zhuang Yi's mother's few words is a bit large. Xie Jun didn't want to visit so soon, but after listening to Zhuang Yi's mother's words, he felt that his progress could be accelerated.
Xie Jun: "I agreed with Yiyi to check the homework together. If Auntie is here, will I disturb you?"
Zhuang Yi: "..."
Zhuang Yi couldn't believe his ears. It's fine to call yourself by my nickname after my mother! He even boasted that he had an appointment with him!
Talking nonsense with eyes open is Xie Jun.
Zhuang Yi was a little angry, and lowered his voice to accuse Xie Jun of dishonesty: "What inspection homework? Didn't you just take a look and leave?"
Before Xie Jun could say anything, Zhuang Yi's mother frowned and patted Zhuang Yi's hand: "It's not polite!" Then she asked Xie Jun with a smile, "Why don't you live here, you came here specially with Yi Yi?" Yes? You didn’t tell me anything, even Auntie doesn’t know.”
Xie Jun: "My house is right next to the school, I came here looking for one by one."
Zhuang Yi's mother glanced at Zhuang Yi reproachfully: "Since he came here on purpose, how can he let someone go back after seeing it? Didn't they make an appointment to check the homework together? Go back and mother will squeeze watermelon juice for you to drink, and you are here Do your homework in that small room, Mom promises not to disturb you!"
The author has something to say: What a real mother←_←