In the process of taking a bath, when Lin Jiage was applying body wash, he always felt that everything that happened tonight was too vague, so he did the answer to the question that he just proved "big white circle = soft bun" in the dormitory downstairs from beginning to end I did it again, and then I didn't forget to check it. After confirming that there was no problem, I continued to take a bath with peace of mind.
Because he was in such a good mood, Lin Jiage hummed a song while he was wiping his body after taking a shower.
"It's you, it's you, it must be you, it's you, it's you, it's really you..."
Lin Jiage put on his pajamas, wiped his hair with a towel, and opened the bathroom door.
Xia Shangzhou stood upright at the door of the bathroom like a door god.
Lin Jiage paused in fright, then glanced at Xia Shangzhou, continued singing "It's you, if it's you, let me see, let me meet you...", walked to his desk, took Turn on the hair dryer and start drying your hair.
When Lin Jiage dried his hair and was about to straighten his hair in front of the mirror, he saw through the mirror that Xia Shangzhou actually followed him, standing behind him, looking at him sadly.
Lin Jiage turned his head and glanced at Xia Shangzhou: "What are you doing?"
Xia Shangzhou looked at Lin Jiage without blinking, and said in an extremely serious tone, "Boss, I still want to talk to you tonight!"
Facing the mirror, Lin Jiage straightened his hair while looking left and right, and his tone of voice seemed a little distracted: "What are you talking about?"
Xia Shangzhou: "Talking about you and sister Yao, I think you have gone too far than yesterday! Yesterday's you didn't notice, it's understandable, but today's you committed the crime knowingly, and the crime is aggravated!"
Facing Xia Shangzhou's accusation, Lin Jiage said "Oh" calmly, and then asked, "Are you sure you want to talk to me?"
Xia Shangzhou nodded, with a posture of killing relatives righteously: "Yes, I must talk to you, because I can't watch you persist in your obsession. The further you go, the further you go!"
"Uh, you may have misunderstood me..." Lin Jiage turned around and leaned on the desk in a leisurely manner: "...I mean, I'm afraid that after you finish talking with me, you'll be overwhelmed with pain."
Xia Shangzhou: "I am already in such pain that I would rather die than live."
Well then, if that's the case, then let him be ashamed...
Thinking about it, Lin Jiage asked, "A good news or a bad news, which one do you want to hear first?"
Before Xia Shangzhou could answer, Lin Jiage spoke again: "Uh, pretend I didn't ask, it seems like it's all bad news for you..."
Xia Shangzhou: "..."
Lu Ben took off his earphones and eavesdropped.
Before Lin Jiage could speak, Xia Shangzhou said, "Boss, since it's all bad news for me, I'll choose to listen to the good news from you first."
Lin Jiage closed his eyes, and agreed: "The good news is that Yao Xi's favorite ice cream is Shi Yao."
Xia Shangzhou: ""
Lin Jiage: "The bad news is that it's you, not me, who wants to set boundaries with Yao Xi's love of ice cream."
Xia Shangzhou: "!!!!!!" Is there any difference between these two messages
Lin Jiage patted Xia Shangzhou on the shoulder: "I deeply sympathize with what happened to you, but unfortunately, before I was born, Yao Xi's love for ice cream was already mine."
The moment Lin Jiage finished speaking, there was only one sentence left in Xia Shangzhou's mind: In the matter of love, I choose to die.
[Old Xia, don't be sad, classmate Lin Jiage is currently on Yaomei's blacklist~ There is a saying that a bitch has his own wife! ]