Xia Shangzhou, who was stabbed inexplicably, exploded instantly: "Grandson, can you talk? If you can't talk, just fart! Your farts are better than your words!"
Lu Ben: "I'm telling the truth. Just imagine, at a future gathering, Song Chaoxi will bring his wife, I will bring my wife, the boss will bring his primary school girl, and you will be alone..."
Xia Shangzhou: "What's wrong with being alone? You are all married, and I am the overlord of the 501 dormitory!"
Lu Ben: "Tch, are you sure it's a bully, not a bully dog?"
Xia Shangzhou: "You know a bird, there is a saying, have you ever heard of it, the food you eat is the king of dogs, referred to as Overlord, woof woof woof..."
"Now, I finally deeply understand one sentence, the most humble person is invincible!" Lu Ben helped his forehead, looked directly at Lin Jiage, and changed the subject: "Boss, have you figured out how to confess to the elementary school girl?"
"No..." Lin Jiage shook his head, "...that's why I came to ask you."
Xia Shangzhou: "This... I haven't confessed it before, why don't I ask Song Chaoxi? After all, he already has a girlfriend in freshman year..."
Lin Jiage vetoed it almost without hesitation: "Song Chaoxi's is unreliable."
Song Chaochao went out with his current girlfriend when he was a freshman. The two drank too much, and then used the strength of alcohol to make a bet. One said you believe it or not, I slept with you, and the other said it was awesome to sleep with you. Then the two slept together, and then they were together... This obviously doesn't fit his and Ruan Baozi's personality!
Xia Shangzhou: "That's right, Song Chaoxi obviously fell asleep first and then had feelings, then boss, how do you want to confess?"
"This, I know!" Lu Benzi volunteered, said excitedly, and turned on his mobile phone: "At this moment, I have to rely on the novels I read, and I have saved the most classic confession scenes in those novels. , Boss, you listen, I'll read to you..."
"In "Bringing the National Husband Home", the male protagonist takes the female protagonist back to their campus and confesses his love on the playground. The male protagonist puts up a lot of lanterns and even a very valuable diamond ring..."
"The male lead in "I Liked You Back then" confessed in the back of his own yard. He made a lot of balloons. Under each balloon, there was a sentence of love. Then the male lead put the ring in his mouth, and the female lead When the Lord kissed, it was delivered to her mouth... "
"In "Billions of Stars Are Not as Good as You", the heroine confessed to the hero, but I think it can be used upside down. After the heroine won the award, she stood on the stage of the awards ceremony and confessed to the hero. Century confession, what to say, I don't want this world, I just want you... "
"And "To My Favorite You", when the male protagonist confessed, he dug out all the photos of him and her female protagonist from childhood to adulthood, and even made a helicopter to sprinkle rose petals..."
"..."
Lu Ben chatted on and on for a long time, and after he finished speaking, he opened his mouth and said: "... Boss, you choose. After you choose, leave the rest to me. I will continue to use it when I confess to my wife."
[Digression: 9 years ago, on June 18, I stepped into the world of online literature. Today, nine years later, I have entered the tenth year of my writing career. What Lu Ben said is a A short review, the stories I have written over the years, thank you, Dragon Boat Ankang. ]