Before Lin Jiage could speak, a smile appeared on the corner of his lips: "Today is Yaoyao and I's happy day."
With that said, Lin Jiage took out his phone, logged into the game, clicked on Intimate Relationships, and pointed out the sign that he and Shi Yao became lovers to Xia Shangzhou and Lu Ben: "Here, the evidence."
Xia Shangzhou vaguely heard the sound of being stabbed in the chest by a knife: "..."
Boss, are you sure you are healing, not adding insult to injury
Lu Ben could clearly hear the sound of his heart breaking: "..."
He was wrong, he should not have listened attentively, he should have covered his ears and refused to listen.
After a while, Lu Ben tidied up his broken little heart, and asked with a glimmer of hope, "Boss, are you telling us this to give us wedding candies and heal us?"
Following Lu Ben's opening, Xia Shangzhou also came to his senses: "Or, Boss, are you planning to take me and Xiao Lailai to celebrate in splendor and splendor, and then use this to make Xiao Lailai and I forget the troubles of life?"
"You guys have a lot of imagination..." Lin Jiage put away his phone, and leaned back in his chair lazily: "...what I said just now is a cure for you."
Xia Shangzhou covered his chest: "Boss, your cure is dog abuse?"
Lu Ben rubbed his heart: "Others' healing is rebirth, boss, your healing is whipping corpses."
Dog abuse? Whip corpse
Lin Jiage frowned, "Don't you think what I just said is not healing enough?"
He feels very cured... It is like sweeping away the gloom of life, and the future is bright...
Lin Jiage thought for a while, then opened his mouth again: "Okay, if that's the case, then I'll continue to heal and heal you. When playing games today, Yaoyao praised me, saying that I'm an e-sports addict-drug boy."
Xia Shangzhou and Lu Ben exchanged a glance, then looked at Lin Jiage in unison, and blinked: "???"
Boss, are you sure this is a compliment
Lin Jiage was so intoxicated by Shi Yao's nickname for himself that he didn't pay attention to the expressions of the two of them at all. There was a hint of showing off between his brows and eyes, as if he was offering a treasure, and asked, "Isn't this title very sweet? E-sports addict-drug boy, It sounds super handsome, don't you?"
"Let me tell you, Yaoyao not only praised me like this, but also, she said that my acting is against the sky, and she also said that she has never known what the word handsome means. She didn't understand the word handsome until she met me." true meaning."
After Lin Jiage finished speaking, he raised his eyebrows, "How is it? Do you feel healed now?"
Xia Shangzhou shook his head: "I don't know what healing means, I only know that I was slaughtered alive by people like a dog."
Lu Ben nodded cooperatively: "Similarly, I don't know what healing means. I only know that not only was I whipped to death, I was also murdered..."
"Since this is the case, then I can only use the last trump card..." Before Lin Jiage could speak, a look of embarrassment appeared on his face: "...Yaoyao said, I am handsome and both gods and gods are angry, and she is beautiful. …”
After a pause, Lin Jiage thought of the following words. Although he made up the words himself, Ruan Baozi didn't refuse. He was afraid that her thoughts were exactly the same as his, so he continued, "...a pair made by the earth, destined, gifted by God. Good fate... So, do you understand? It was Yaoyao who offered to make a natural pair with me, a natural pair... "