After Xia Shangzhou and Lu Ben finished talking, an inconceivable expression appeared on their faces at the same time.
The two looked at each other for another three seconds, and then, as they had discussed in advance, they said in unison again: "I'm not dreaming, am I?"
"I'm afraid I'm sleepwalking?"
Lu Ben had a look of disgust: "Can you stop talking when I talk?"
Xia Shangzhou sneered: "You insist on learning from me, okay? You think it's rare for me to talk to you at the same time?"
Lu Ben had an extremely magnanimous look: "Forget it, I'm not in the mood to argue with you now, all I care about is the happiness of the boss!"
"I think what you care about is your goddess' phone number?" Xia Shangzhou mercilessly exposed Lu Ben's hypocrisy, and then sighed: "Do you think the boss is feeling particularly uncomfortable now?"
"Don't say hypocritical things here, are you suffering for your future and freedom?" Lu Ben responded to Xia Shangzhou's hypocrisy, and then said with a bit of sigh: "Primary school girl can Ah, I don’t care about the boss! From now on, the elementary school girl is my idol!”
"So many girls fall in love with the boss, but the primary school girl rejects the boss. This is the answer to the lyrics..." Xia Shangzhou changed to singing while talking: "...the person who loves me is infatuated with me." Regret, but I shed tears for the one I love..."
Lu Ben picked his ears, "Speak well!"
Xia Shangzhou: "Sure enough, she is the goddess I have my eyes on. She is unique, extraordinary, and completely different from those coquettish sluts who only look at their faces!"
Lu Ben: "The coquettish bitch you speak of doesn't include my wife!"
Xia Shangzhou: "Hehe..."
Lu Ben: "I'm telling the truth. If my wife is the kind of flirtatious slut you say, she would have given me her phone number the first time she saw me!"
"I vomit..." Xia Shangzhou was about to vomit when the balcony door was pulled open, and Lin Jiage walked in.
He and Lu Ben immediately got serious.
The two shouted "boss" in tandem.
As if he didn't hear their voices, Lin Jiage walked past them expressionlessly and entered the bathroom.
When the bathroom door was closed, Xia Shangzhou patted his chest and said as if he had escaped from death: "This is not good, the air pressure is too low, I can't stand it!"
Lu Benben: "We have to find a way. When the boss comes out later, we will comfort him, or he will die of suffocation tonight."
Ten minutes later, Lin Jiage came out of the bathroom.
Lu Ben and Xia Shangzhou looked at each other, and then they both smiled brightly and called "Boss", approaching Lin Jiage.
Lu Ben: "Boss, girls are always a little hypocritical and reserved. It's normal to refuse to agree to the first confession, because she wants to test whether you are sincere."
Xia Shangzhou: "Yes! Boss, do you remember a movie? It's called 101 Proposals, and the hero in it proposed 101 times!"
Lu Benben: "Yes, yes, yes, I have seen this movie, it is very good, so, boss, the first failure is not important at all, look at me, how many times have I been slapped in the face by my wife, my face is swollen to the sky, I'm still chasing her tirelessly!"
Xia Shangzhou: "Boss, don't worry, you will succeed next time, I believe in you!"