What a bitch, what a bitch, white lotus... who is it talking about
Even though the [Little Cutie in Desolate Years] in the game was still alive, Lin Jiage chose to reply to Shi Yao's WeChat at the first time: "?"
From the contents of WeChat, he could feel that Shi Yao was really angry...
Lin Jiage thought about it, and felt that the question mark wasn't enthusiastic enough, so he tapped the phone screen twice: "What's wrong?"
A few days ago, when he was bored while scrolling through Moments, he saw Song Chaoxi, the only man in dormitory 501, post a paragraph:
If your girlfriend comes to you and tells you who upset her, it doesn't matter what the reason is, what matters is that as long as she comes to you and tells you that she is upset by someone, you have to do The only thing she can do is stand by her side for no reason, and help her to spray people who make her unhappy as crazy as she can. If you can't do this, then you will end up with...
Below this passage, there is a picture of Song Chaoxi squatting pitifully beside the road to feed mosquitoes in the middle of the night.
Although Ruan Baozi is not his girlfriend yet, he should learn the lesson of Song Chao Chao's blood and tears, and first help Ruan Baozi spray that white lotus flower as crazy as he can...
Thinking of Lin Jiage, he moved his fingertips again and started typing.
[111111]: "Don't be angry, it's not worth being angry for this kind of person!"
While typing, Lin Jiage suddenly thought that although Ruan Baozi was not his girlfriend, she was his fiancée...
So, he moved his fingertips quickly and sent two more WeChat messages.
[111111]: "After all, there is a saying that says, once a dog bites you, is it possible that you lie down on the ground and bite back?"
[111111]: "Of course we can't do this kind of thing that loses our identity. If a dog bites us, we must choose to beat us to death..."
[Yao Xi loves to eat ice cream]: "I understand what you said, and I also support what you said, but I'm still so angry, woo woo woo..."
Immediately after this sentence, there is a row of "tears" expressions below.
So many crying emojis
Lin Jiage continued typing without hesitation.
[111111]: "Don't cry, your tears are pearls, it's really a waste to shed tears for this kind of person who has gone south and north and drank water behind the toilet!"
[Yao Xi loves to eat ice cream]: "Not only did she drink water from behind the toilet, but her mind was also filled with water..."
[111111]: "Yes, yes, and it's still the water in the stinky ditch."
[Yaoxi loves to eat ice cream]: "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo... I'm really depressed. During the time you played the game, I played for less than forty minutes, and I landed six in a row into a box, and my mentality exploded... woo woo woo woo... "
Well
The mentality of playing games exploded...
Lin Jiage was about to continue typing to help Shi Yao's profuse movements when he stopped suddenly.
After about ten seconds, another string of very long text appeared on his screen.
[Yao Xi loves to eat ice cream]: "In that famine year, he got a fan called Little Cutie. Every time I was hunted down or killed by someone, she would call out Brother Nian, you Come and protect me, Brother Nian, I'm so scared, Brother Nian, I'm going to die, and then she tricked me to death like this... "