As a "treasure boy" who has been squatting in the army and hasn't been out much since he was a soldier, you should have no idea what the legendary health care is.
Maybe heard of it, but never thought about it.
So your first reaction is that this person is coming to cheat money.
"What big health care?"
You frowned and asked, "Are you also selling health care products by the way?"
The wretched man froze for a moment, and replied quickly, "No, it's the kind of health care service that makes you feel comfortable..."
He danced and gestured.
"Really, very comfortable!"
You suddenly remembered that there are people in the bath to help you rub your back, what essential oils are there to open your back!
In the army, when teammates were trained so hard that they couldn't even lift their hands, they would just help each other wipe their backs, apply safflower oil, and so on.
You just lifted the iron, and you think it would be more comfortable if your back muscles are massaged, so you hesitated for a while, and asked with the mentality of "come and see":
"Okay? How much will it cost for a massage?"
Seeing that you have an idea, the wretched man happily answers.
"That depends on what standard you want, there are three hundred and four hundred and five hundred and one thousand!"
You almost jumped when you heard the price.
"What? Another three hundred and four hundred and five hundred and one thousand?" You feel unbelievable, "I can't accept your price!"
Just kidding, if there is no circulation tomorrow, the account will be less than 1,000 yuan, and the dirt will not be eaten!
"Then... how much do you want then?"
The wretched man was dumbfounded seeing you being so picky.
"One or two hundred at most, is there more! If there is more, I will do it myself!"
Who doesn't know how to use active oil? If it weren't for the inconvenience of carrying it on his back, he wouldn't even spend one or two hundred!
"Okay, but if you think about it, the quality of one or two hundred is not very good."
Hearing that you can come by yourself, the wretched man looked at you with an indescribable expression.
"And we only take cash."
You agree, and the wretched man invites you to a separate "lounge".
After a while, a middle-aged and thin masseur came in.
You glanced at the other person's small arms and legs, and frowned dissatisfied.
"My body is full of dead flesh. It's solid. This one is too thin! Change it?!"
The thin masseuse gave you a blank look and went out.
Another fat woman came in.
You are more dissatisfied.
"Why is it still a woman? Can this woman have strength in her hands? And it's not convenient for me as a female master!"
You pull your bathrobe over yourself.
"Where's the man who brought me in just now? Ask him to bring a strong male master!"
"You are so interesting!"
When the fat woman heard what you said, she suddenly laughed "puchi", looked at you as if she was looking at something rare, then turned around and walked out, calling out the wretched man's name.
After a while, the wretched man walked in with an ugly expression.
"what's wrong with you?"
He looked at you as if you were a fool, "You only need such a little money, and you still need to find a man with strength? We don't provide this kind of health care service! We are a regular bathing center!"
"Didn't you say that it can make people feel comfortable physically and mentally?"
You laughed out of anger.
"If you find a female master with slender arms and legs, who can make you feel comfortable physically and mentally? Don't you have a hundred catties of strength to rub my tendons? If it weren't for the effort of massaging me, I would even pay two hundred yuan None!"
"Also, isn't this the male guest area? Female technicians should go to the female guest area to wipe their backs. There is obviously a problem with the division of responsibilities in your place!"
The wretched man suddenly understood something, felt a headache, took out two hundred yuan from his pocket, and slapped you in front of you.
"I'll give you back your two hundred yuan. Let's go! I don't have anything you want here!"
"You have no one to do business with!"
You see that he has no professional ethics at all, and you stare at him viciously.
"It's interesting to play with people, isn't it!"
Seeing you looking at him, the wretched man protects his chest in fear.
"Don't look at me, I don't do business!"
"What's wrong! Waste of time!"
If you don't do business, you still attract customers!
Still protecting her chest, it's unreasonable!
Even if you want to beat someone, you won't be so sissy as to smash a small hammer on someone's chest!
You took back the two hundred dollars angrily, put on your bathrobe, and strode out of the single room.
After being played with by others, you are in a bad mood, and coupled with the previous experience in the gym, you decide to leave this broken place where there are not even strong male technicians.
What "luxury enjoyment" is written in the advertisement, this is a scam!
Never again!
You get dressed, carry your dirty clothes, leave the door of this bath center, and give it a bad review in Dianping.
[This service is terrible! Looking for someone to rub their backs in the male guest area, there are all women, and there is not a single strong male master! Is this a massage or a tickle? If you dare to ask for five hundred and one thousand like this, you are cheating!]
After commenting, you feel like a knight in a happy world, looking for a lottery station with dirty clothes.
"Big health care" has wasted too much of your time. By the time you find a lottery station and walk in, the lottery has already been drawn for almost half an hour.
It was already past nine o'clock, but the lottery station was full of people, all of them blushing and excited.
You squeeze in for no reason, and you hear someone shouting inside.
"Five hundred million! Who the hell would buy one hundred bets for one number? Who wouldn't be a normal old lottery player to buy doubles!"
The middle-aged uncle with fire-spitting eyes kept stomping his feet and said things you couldn't understand, such as "There must be an inside story" and "We are leeks".
"I don't believe it's true! Unless the person who won a hundred million bets has the kind to go to get the lottery ticket without hiding his face! I want to see what kind of person can win five hundred million!"
This is someone who won 500 million
you understood.
etc…
Five hundred million? ?
You gasp when you hear the number.
'Won't a normal person buy one hundred bets for one number? '
You who have never bought a lottery ticket are ignorant, but you can't hide your excitement.
Who cares, anyway, if someone buys it, you can win it, and you can win it if you change it!
Tomorrow it's your turn to buy 100 bets!
You hurried to the boss sitting in front of the TV and asked, "Which bet did you win? Which bet?"
The boss pointed to a set of numbers on the small blackboard, and kindly reminded you that the lottery has already been drawn, the number is useless, and there will be no such thing as two sets of the same number winning the prize.
But you still borrowed a pen and paper and wrote down the set of numbers in the palm of your hand.
You didn’t study well when you were in school, and you weren’t very sensitive to numbers, so on the way home, you memorized these numbers all the way, and you were more attentive than memorizing texts in school.
[Please make sure to cycle tomorrow!]
You went back to the basement where you rented, and while you were thinking this way, you read this group of numbers silently, and gradually closed your eyes.
Your day is over.
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It's another day.
When you open your eyes, the first thing you do is touch your phone.
The time display tells you that it's not a "new day" but an "old day".
The balance in your Alipay and the sticky feeling on your body also tell you that this is still "the past day".
But you are so happy for the first time.
"Hahaha, I'm about to have 500 million!"
When you think of the numbers you memorized last night, you can't help but jump out of bed, jumping up on the bed like a madman.
"Five hundred million! Oh, five hundred million!"
"Ouch!"
Extreme joy begets sorrow, you are jumping and jumping, the bed board finally made a "squeak" sound and collapsed.
You pulled your foot out of the sunken cot, and looked at the large piece of skin rubbed off from your foot, the pain made you suppress the ecstasy in your heart.
You didn’t find the sportswear you just bought in the simple closet, and you also bought the shoes you just bought. Only then did you remember that time has gone backwards, and now you only have the uniform to wear.
Sighing, you put on your uniform resignedly and go out to buy lottery tickets.
You got up too early, the sun is just getting brighter, and the lottery station hasn't opened yet.
Anyway, you will have 500 million soon, you rub your stomach, and go to a very famous Hong Kong-style restaurant Tang Court, wanting to taste the legendary "morning tea".
You ordered a table of "Shrimp Emperor Dumplings", "Char Siu Buns", "Steamed Chicken Feet", "Steamed Pork Ribs", and "Steamed Rice Noodles". Regardless of the surprised eyes of others, you happily ate it.
You can't straighten your waist after eating, and you only ate a dozen kinds of dim sum, and you haven't finished it yet.
You look at the more than forty kinds of morning tea meals on the menu with regret, and decide to eat a little every day until you have eaten all the forty-three kinds.
When paying the bill, you feel distressed, but when you think that you will soon have 500 million, the distress will fly away. You pay the bill happily and ask the waiter to pack the rest of the snacks for you.
It's already 8:30, but the lottery point hasn't opened yet, so you go to the business point with your snacks.
You are already late at this time, and you see your colleague Lao Wang is still at the door, but this time, instead of squatting on the ground to struggle, he remotely directs his daughter to apply for Tsinghua University, because he saw from the Internet that Peking University has withdrawn from a poor county s student.
"Go to Tsinghua University, the school spirit is good!"
You heard Lao Wang saying seriously, "Our family's conditions are not good, I'm afraid you will be discriminated against!"
Old Wang's tone didn't seem like he was joking, you touched your chin, feeling that Old Wang actually has a daughter who is a top student.
When you came to the business point, as expected, you were scolded by the master and the cold noodle team leader, because you were late on the first day of work.
When you think that there will be 500 million yuan soon, not only are you not sad or angry when you are scolded, but you accept them all with a smile, and you even give them the dim sum you brought from that expensive "Tang Pavilion" with both hands.
Eat people's mouth is soft, see Tang Ge's packing bag, see you bought such expensive snacks, the master and the cold noodle team leader are embarrassed to train you again, and give you 50 more tasks, so they are happy Heartily go eat the dim sum you brought.
You have fifty more express delivery tasks, and you feel a little unhappy.
But when you think that you have 500 million at night, you feel happy again. Anyway, if you can't complete the task, the fine will not be much.
No, you are almost 500 million, why are you still working!
You drove the courier car straight to the lottery point full of energy. This time, you forgot about the homeless old man on the side of the road, because the direction of the lottery point did not pass him, and you only cared about buying lottery tickets.
Excitedly, you rushed into the lottery point that was already open, and bought 99 bets with the number you remembered, which cost nearly two hundred yuan.
The owner of the lottery station advises you not to buy it like this, because the money will be wasted, but you still insist on spending the two hundred yuan and carefully put away the lottery ticket.
After leaving the lottery point, you originally wanted to continue fishing, but your nature is a responsible person, so your reason still awakened you.
You think that if you go to work every day, you have to do a good job for the day.
So outside the lottery point, you drove the courier in the sorting car, and looked at the 50 extra couriers today with a sense of freshness.
These fifty couriers are what your master should deliver in the morning, and they overlap with the jurisdictions you deliver. Considering that it is boring to deliver to the same place every day, you decide to give priority to delivering these couriers that you have never delivered.
With a dream of 500 million, you started to continue delivering express delivery.
When the third dozen or so deliveries are delivered, you routinely dial the number of the courier owner.
It was a woman who answered the phone and told you that you were on a business trip, but there was someone at home, and I hope you can deliver the courier to your door.
You looked at the address on the third floor above and agreed without much hesitation, but the other party made another request.
It turned out that the hostess of the courier was often on business trips. She suspected that her husband at home had cheated, and often took the opportunity to take the woman home for the night, but she couldn't find any evidence.
She hopes that you can take a look for her when you go to her house to deliver the courier, and see if there is a woman in the house. If there is a woman, it is best to secretly take a photo of her.
Because she didn't want to divorce and give money to this kind of scumbag.
She said he would thank you heavily.
As a man who is about to have 500 million yuan, of course you will not be tempted by "heavy money". You just feel that it is a pity that a relationship has come to this point.
The woman on the other end of the phone has a sad tone, pleading with you, and you start to hesitate.
Should I take pictures for her to check, or just deliver the courier, and don't care about anything else
The author has something to say: Little Theater:
[This service is terrible! Looking for someone to rub their backs in the male guest area, there are all women, and there is not a single strong male master! Is this a massage or a tickle? If you dare to ask for five hundred and one thousand like this, you are cheating!]
In the middle of the night that day, I was surrounded by strong crowds, with thousands of likes: Hahaha everyone, come and see this idiot!
Local police: (praise) Thank you for the cryptic reminder from the public. We have accepted reports from the public, investigated the place, and seized illegal business projects*(&*&&^%^%#@@…
You tilt your head, and a thought slowly appears in your heart:...
Post yesterday's vote:
210 points for knowledge and knowledge;
204 points for rejection.