Because of the other party's doubts, you are very flustered, and you are desperately thinking about how to convince him that you are only worried about her safety.
But you are such a dull man, you definitely don't know the skill of "arguing like a spring", how can you lie with such a stupid mouth? !
So you "hmm" for a long time, gritted your teeth in the face of the other party's increasingly suspicious expression, and chose to tell the whole story about the weird things that happened to you.
At least it's something that actually happened and you don't stumble over explanations.
Fortunately, you didn't loop a few times in total, so it didn't take too long, and the story was finished by you.
After dryly telling this completely unexciting "story", your heart is cold, and you wait for the moment of being treated as a mental illness resignedly.
You're not considered mentally ill, but it's not much better.
"You said that you are circulating every day, and then you continue to choose to deliver express every day?"
Miss Maosha looked at you with an expression of looking at a fool, with a strange expression, "Every day? Continue to send?"
You don't know what she is surprised at, so you nod honestly.
"Well, continue to deliver every day."
"Do you think I can believe what you say?"
Miss Maosha seemed to be annoyed, and looked at her sideways.
You didn't feel scared, but scratched your ears in embarrassment.
Even though the young lady is very imposing at the moment, but she speaks a cute loli voice, she can't hear any aggressive posture at all, she seems to be acting like a baby to you.
You know it's wrong to think like this, so you are sincere and sure: "Really, I really deliver express every day, only one afternoon, I took the time to buy some clothes and take a shower..."
"Don't you think what you said is ridiculous! Even if you can cycle every day, you don't know how to use these cycles to do something meaningful? Sending express, buying clothes, taking a shower, do you think normal people would do this?"
Miss Maosha doesn't want to talk to you anymore, "Please get out immediately, or I will call the police!"
"What I said is true! Before, I didn't come so early every time. The first time I came, I finished delivering other couriers. Later, I just happened to meet. Today, I was afraid of delaying time, so I came all the way speeding..."
You start to analyze why you hit such an oolong, and you come to the conclusion that if you care about it, you will be chaotic, but it turns out that it came too early.
If it was later, she just finished her nap and could receive your call just in time;
While speaking, there was a knock on the door of Miss Sister's house.
"You just said that the neighbor next door called the police. Could it be the police?"
The young lady in a nightgown pulled up her robe uncomfortably, "Then please go out and explain your 'circulation theory' to the police."
You know that it is difficult to gain the trust of the other party, so you can only open the door with a wry smile, and welcome the coming one without a fight.
As a result, when the door opened, standing outside the door was the air conditioner repairman with a rope and tools.
The moment he opened the door, he subconsciously looked in the door, like every suspicious person who has malicious intentions and always wants to take advantage of it.
When he saw that it was you who opened the door, he looked back unexpectedly, and squeezed out an honest smile.
"No, I'm sorry, I'm here to repair the air conditioner, may I ask Building 4..."
"I know what you do and who you are. I advise you not to think about anything other than fixing the air conditioner."
You changed from being pitiful and helpless just now, your eyes are like swords, and your momentum is overwhelming.
"You have been in prison for so many years, and you have just been released from prison, so you should cherish the opportunity to be a new man. The country let you learn electrician and home appliance repair in prison, so that you can use this to do evil when you come out? Yes In order for you to re-enter society through the journey and live a 'human-like'!"
You unconsciously stood up in a military posture, and yelled at the people in front of you with the same vigor that the squad leader used to train recruits: "Fix the air conditioner, fix the air conditioner, don't look upstairs, look downstairs, you think you just come out. No one is watching you? 402 is downstairs, here is 502!"
"If you want to go in again, I will fulfill you!"
The air-conditioner didn't expect you to reveal your background, and even the little thoughts hidden in your heart, and you shook like a sieve for sifting flour.
"It turns out that when we came out, someone really followed us?"
As soon as he saw your upright military posture, his face turned pale with fright, and he said tremblingly, "Leader, comrade, I really just thought about it! Really, I didn't do anything!"
He took you for one of those disguised plainclothes, or armed police fighters.
"But it's too cunning to pretend to be a courier!"
Thinking of the courier truck he saw downstairs just now, he yelled in despair in his heart.
After spending too much time in prison, the air conditioner has become a bit out of touch with society.
At this moment, he was afraid that even the phone call to repair the air conditioner would be a test for him by the "country", so he was so frightened that he poured out all the thoughts in his heart.
"It's just that I haven't had a woman for so many years, and I feel so uncomfortable thinking about it! I know I'm sick, and I will find a way to cure it. If it doesn't work, I'll just find a wife to live a serious life! I'm a ghost this time Xinqiao, I will never do bad things again in the future, I promise! I swear! You can always watch my performance!"
He pointed to the sun again, bowed his head and stamped his feet again, and looked back to the aisle several times in horror, for fear that a group of uniformed police officers would rush out from there and take him away again.
"You said it yourself. You have to change your mind and start a new life. It's best not to take chances. Otherwise, you will go back to prison in minutes!"
You are just an ordinary courier, not a real policeman. After scaring him with harsh words, you slammed the door.
The air conditioner ran away in fright.
After such an experience, he felt that there were countless pairs of eyes staring behind him, so he didn't care about "repairing the air conditioner", so he stumbled into the apartment building, and before he reached the gate of the community, he saw a police car driving into the community Outside the door, two or three uniformed police officers got out of the car.
Someone was watching him!
Obviously he has been out of prison for more than half a year, and he hasn't done anything for the past half year! !
The air conditioner turned around and ran in fear, climbing over the wall from the back door of the community.
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You fiercely scared off the unsuspecting air conditioner, and when you turned your head, you saw the young lady looking at you dubiously.
"Is this really going to happen?"
Miss Sister shudders when she thinks about what you said happened to her just now.
"Isn't it your partner who found someone to lie to me?"
"Why would I ask someone to lie to you?"
You wiped your face helplessly, "Should I trespass illegally first, and then trick him into going to the police station together?"
Glancing at the wall clock on the wall, it's almost two o'clock, and something suddenly pops up in your mind.
"I remember that on the first day I officially went to work, I seemed to see a big TV outside a shopping mall broadcasting a news saying that a bus had crashed into a fuel tanker on East Yanjiang Road. The accident should be serious..."
You really don't have any more information to win people's trust, "If I remember correctly, it's exactly two o'clock when the news is broadcast..."
The young lady was stunned for a moment, went back to the bedroom, took out her mobile phone, and started to check.
In fact, she already believes eight percent of your words in her heart.
After all, there is no bad guy who burglarizes or steals. After being exposed, he will not rush out, or take the opportunity to do something, but tell you such an incredible story in the living room in a good voice.
And it just so happened that an "air conditioner" in his story who had just been released from prison came knocking on your door.
At this time, someone knocked on the door of Miss Sister's house again. You thought the air conditioner had gone and returned, and opened the door with a fierce face.
"Didn't I tell you to..."
Looking at the neighbor's grandfather and several police officers who worriedly came over outside the door, you were dumbfounded and your words got stuck.
"What's the situation? We received a report saying that you forced your way into someone's house and jumped from the balcony to this house?"
Seeing your furious look, the police who came to investigate the situation subconsciously touched the handcuffs on your waist, "Do you know that it is illegal to break into someone's house?!"
Probably because I have never seen such an "arrogant" criminal suspect. They knew that they had not escaped after reporting to the police, and they were still in the victim's house. The faces of several police officers were very ugly.
"I… "
You know in your heart that this day will inevitably be wasted, but unfortunately, with the lottery ticket in your arms, you are ready to admit your mistake obediently to the police.
"He's my boyfriend. I had a quarrel with him yesterday and I haven't answered his calls..."
Suddenly, the young lady came over and explained to the police for you.
"He was afraid that I would be overwhelmed at home and that something would happen to me, so he did such a stupid thing!"
Everyone was taken aback, including you.
"not me… "
You didn't turn your head around, and just about to explain, you were glared at by the young lady.
"What are you! No matter how anxious you are, you can't do this! You even alarmed the police officer, it's embarrassing to death!"
The young lady slapped you on the face, and typed back half of your words.
Hearing the young lady's explanation, the situation became reasonable. The neighbor's grandfather heaved a sigh of relief, and a smile appeared on his face again: "It turned out to be a misunderstanding, it's just a misunderstanding. I haven't seen this young man before, no I know he is your boyfriend. I saw that young man forced his way into my house, so I called the police... "
"I'm sorry, I'm really sorry, he's just one-brained and worried about me too much. It's also me, who slept so hard that he didn't even hear the phone call!"
The young lady was still wearing a nightgown, which made her words even more believable.
"I just scolded him!"
"What's with the big bag at the door?"
One of the officers asked about a large bag of cat litter that was left by the entrance.
"Meow meow meow… "
The cat walked out of the bedroom with graceful small steps, and came to the rescue with strength.
"That's cat litter."
You said in a low voice.
"Ah, my boyfriend isn't a courier, so I asked him to carry the cat litter upstairs for me. It weighs more than 20 catties. It's too heavy! I really can't carry it."
The little sister reacted quickly, remembering how he could save herself in the story he told before.
"You also know that more than twenty catties is too heavy!"
You slander in your heart.
"How did the neighbor say he didn't see you before? Didn't you use cat litter before?"
The police officer asked every unreasonable place.
"Today is my first day at work."
You realized that the young lady was protecting you, and pulled out your work ID card from your neck, "I'm in charge of her area now, and it's just a way to send it upstairs."
"Understood, why don't you find a reason to come to coax your girlfriend, I often did this when I was young."
The old man smoothed things over with a smile.
The police need to check your ID card. You handed over your ID card, veteran’s certificate, and work permit. The police uncles investigated your identity and found that there was no criminal record. All identities were verified and returned to you.
After obtaining the understanding of both the grandfather and the young lady, the police uncle severely criticized you and warned you not to do such a dangerous thing next time.
After sincerely accepting criticism and education, you sent the police uncle away in despair, feeling very guilty about wasting precious police force.
But on second thought, at least no one had an accident, so you are happy again.
"thank you for helping me."
You think she's such a nice person, "I can't even believe such absurd things..."
"Look at this first."
The young lady took out her mobile phone, switched to the page just now, and ran right in front of you.
At 1:45 p.m., a bus and an oil tanker were involved in a car accident, and the bodies caught fire and exploded on the spot.
According to the accounts of witnessed vehicles passing by on the road at the scene, there seemed to be a dispute in the compartment before the accident, which distracted the driver's attention and caused the accident.
However, because the monitoring screen has been completely damaged and there is no relevant direct evidence, this statement cannot be proved by facts and can only be regarded as a guess.
"If you haven't really been through this, it just means..."
The young lady looked at you and said coldly.
"You and the person in the car who distracted the driver may be in accomplices."
"I don't, I don't know what people on the bus..."
The young lady's expression was too serious and cold, you turned pale with fright at her unreasonable speculation.
"Yes, I also don't think it's very likely."
The little sister who had a straight face just now suddenly laughed.
"So I can only believe that what you say is true!"
It was a joke, but it wasn't funny at all.
You were frightened into a cold sweat and just wanted to leave quickly.
You proposed to leave, but the young lady grabbed your arm and refused to let you go.
The other person's soft body is next to you, your brain suddenly goes blank, and your whole body is tense.
"I've never seen anything like this before!"
Her eyes were terribly bright.
"I haven't introduced myself yet, my name is Qin Rourou, I'm a screenwriter, the unknown kind..."
She clasped her hands together in a gesture of pleading.
"Please, can you please don't leave and tell me more about your reincarnation? Our rounding up can be regarded as a difficult friendship, so you can treat it as a friend?"
You look at her, scratch your head, and start to feel embarrassed.
You should stay and befriend her;
Or don't tell her too much and go about your business