When I was about to ask her what she was going to buy this for, she put the Fengyoujing in my hand and said, here you go, I wanted to buy safflower oil, but the supermarket didn't have it, so I could only buy this for you. I still didn't quite understand what she meant, so I asked her, what are you going to give me this for? My head didn't hurt, and she spoke at a very fast speed like a machine gun, saying, use it to rub your legs, didn't you say your legs were bruised from being kicked? When I was a kid, if I accidentally bumped into something, my mother would immediately rub safflower oil on me, because she said that if I didn't rub something quickly, blood clots would easily form inside, and when I get old, it would always hurt there, which is really painful!
I didn't buy safflower oil, so I thought it would be enough for you to apply this first, so apply it quickly! After I heard what she said, I looked up at her, and then I realized that she was late not because she went to the toilet, but because she went downstairs to buy safflower oil for me, and she ran all the way back, so she was late. This was the first time a girl bought me Fengyoujing, and the girl's name was Zhang Nuan.
Zhang Nuan saw me looking at her like a fool, not understanding what was wrong with me, so she said to me, "Hurry up and apply it, or I'll have wasted my money!" I didn't say anything else, because I knew that anything I said at this time would seem pale, so I just said "yeah" and unscrewed the lid of the Fengyoujing. A pungent smell rushed into my nose. I couldn't help but tighten my nose and said, "This thing has a strong smell, can I wait until I get back to the dormitory before applying it!" But what I was thinking was, if I applied it now, my trouser pocket would be full of the smell of Fengyoujing, how would I explain it to others if they smelled it
If the God of Gamblers smells it, he will definitely say, "Awesome, Dashan, you can even ejaculate something with the flavor of Fengyoujing?" It's quite a strong flavor! Zhang Nuan, however, was laughing on the side, and then she took out her other hand that had been clenched into a fist, and said to me, "Hmph, I guessed that you, a lazy bone, don't want to apply it, look what this is!" As soon as she opened her hand, I saw, damn, it turned out to be a few pieces of Yililian milk candy!
I understood what she meant, so I asked her, what is this for? She proudly shook the candy in her hand and said, do you want to eat it? I said helplessly, it's okay. She said with a look of disbelief, humph, don't pretend, you must want to eat it, I am most willing to eat it, if you finish it obediently, I will give you a piece. I really don't know what expression to use to face her, damn, I am not a child, and you are tempting me with delicious food, it's too much, so I said, big sister, if you like it, just eat it all, you don't have to give me any.
After hearing what I said, she pouted, which meant that she was very unhappy because I was not interested in her favorite candy, but she immediately put her hand holding the candy inside and asked me, "Are you going to apply it now?" I said with a bitter face, "Sister, how can I apply it without taking off my pants? It's inconvenient!" Zhang Nuan immediately said a little unhappy, "In order to buy safflower oil for you, I was afraid that I would not be in time to go to the toilet and I peed in my pants in a hurry. You didn't apply it, hum! I'm not going to be with you anymore!"
As he said that, he turned his head again and rushed to the wall, then skillfully picked a piece of Yikulian and put it in his mouth. I sighed and had no choice but to unscrew the lid of the Fengyoujing again, and then poured some on my hands. The smell choked me and I coughed a few times at that time. Even the English class representative in front of me said to my deskmate, what's the smell? I looked at my pants helplessly, wondering how to wipe it. After thinking for a long time, I could only observe the surroundings first, and then whispered to Zhang Nuan, don't look at me, and then quietly untied the waistband of my pants, because I couldn't take off my pants in this classroom, so I could only put my hand in my pants to wipe it. Who knew that Zhang Nuan suddenly turned his head and looked at my hand in my pants. There was a big bag, and then he smiled and put a piece of Yikulian on my desk.
I could only shake my head helplessly, thinking that she was really willful enough. There was really nothing I could do about it. But then I suddenly thought of something. Damn, there is no retail store for Yikoulian, right? Aren't they all sold in bags? How come she has so few loose pieces in her hand? Thinking of this, I stretched my hand into my pants with great effort and asked her, "Hey, why are there only a few pieces of Yikoulian? I remember that Yikoulian is sold in bags?" She threw another piece into her mouth and said, "Yes, I couldn't help but open it when I went upstairs and ate a few pieces first."
I said "oh" and couldn't help thinking that she was really greedy. She was still eating candy and continued to say happily, "When I went to the toilet just now, I heard two girls outside saying that they wanted to buy Yikoulian for lunch. I couldn't stand it when I heard it. I wanted to eat it very much." As she said that, her two hands clenched into two laughing fists and shook them in front of her. I slowly turned my head and stopped the effort to put my hands into my pants. Then I asked her, "You didn't go downstairs to buy me safflower oil, did you? You went downstairs to buy candy because you wanted to eat candy and couldn't stand it? You bought me Fengyoujing just by chance, right?"
Zhang Nuan looked embarrassed as if I had found out, but she still insisted, "You're talking nonsense! I'm not as greedy as you say, humph, I won't give it to you!" Then she took back the piece of Yiguolian that she had put on my table, and then she ate candy by herself in the doorway with a grumble. I scratched my head, not knowing what to say, but anyway, she bought me the Fengyoujing with good intentions, so I told her, "Hey, I was wrong, thank you for buying me the Fengyoujing."
She still ignored me and ate candy by herself. I was about to take my hand out of my pants, but when she saw me trying to pull my hand out, she opened her eyes wide and stared at me, asking, "Aren't you going to apply it anymore?" I told her, "Sister, it's not that I don't want to apply it, but my pants are too tight and I can't even put my hand in, how can I apply it?" I can't take off my pants here, I'll apply it when I get back to the dormitory at noon. Zhang Nuan pouted a little unhappy after hearing what I said, then took the Fengyoujing on my desk and said, "There's nothing I can do about you!" I was quite happy at the time and thought she was going to take the Fengyoujing back, but she rolled up her sleeves and started pouring the Fengyoujing on her hands. I was a little confused by her actions, so I asked her, "What are you doing?"
She shook her head helplessly like a little sister and said, what else can I do, my hands are smaller than yours, I should be able to reach in, I can help you wipe it. After hearing what she said, I was so dumbfounded that I couldn’t even close my mouth, damn, she wants to help me wipe it!! I reacted for a while and said to her, big sister, stop making trouble, we are in class, you help me wipe it, what if others see it! She looked at me with a confused face and said, what if they see it? I smiled bitterly and explained to her, sister, you are really my sister, if you help me wipe my thighs, you have to put your hands in my pants, do you understand now
Zhang Nuan still looked like it was nothing and said to me nonchalantly, "Yeah, I know." Then she rubbed the Fengyoujing on her hands and asked me about my legs. Before I could say anything else, she reached her hand into my pants! In my pants! Damn! Her hands were indeed much smaller than mine, so it was easy for her to reach in from the top of my pants. I felt a cold little hand coming in all of a sudden, and my lower body became hard immediately! Damn, my brain was really blank for a moment. Don't say it's impossible, but you have to understand that my classmate was not someone else, she was Zhang Nuan, and don't ask why she let her put her hand in. Why didn't you stop her, or quickly pull her hand out? Then let me ask you, if it was you at the time, would you still have the chance to think about these things