After Christmas, Annie got mad at me because I stood her up and didn’t explain the situation to her in time. I can’t blame her for that. It’s all my fault! Zhang Nuan also noticed that the monitor got mad at me. Later, she found out that it was because I promised Annie to go out on a date on Christmas, but I didn’t go because of her. Zhang Nuan felt a little guilty.
"Classmate, how about I help you explain this to Annie?" Zhang Nuan said as she handed me a lollipop. I said forget it. Some things are nothing, but when girls talk about them, they make things worse. It's better not to say anything! Women are so fucking troublesome!
During the physics class, I was thinking hard about how to coax Annie. Should I use the method I used on Lin Yi? With this thought, I picked up a pen and planned to write a touching love letter, but damn, we haven't been together for long, and every day is relatively dull. Where the hell can I get so many jokes to write? !
Zhang Nuan seemed to have seen through my intentions. She opened her physics book, stood in front of her and whispered to me, "This trick of yours works well against Lin Yi, because Lin Yi likes those flowery things, but it has no effect on the monitor!!! The monitor is definitely a sultry person. Think about how Cao Bo treated her before, but she was fine. You have to use some hard tactics on her!"
When I heard what Zhang Nuan said, I was like, damn, Zhang Nuan's analysis makes sense! This will only work if the right medicine is used for the right condition. I looked at Zhang Nuan with admiration and thought to myself, you are better at military tactics than me! Wait, what did Zhang Nuan just say? Come on, "Hard"!!! My left hand unconsciously lowered down. I have a backup, my powerful and majestic second brother! Who can be tougher than him when he is mighty? !
Am I going to have an orgasm? My second brother can finally charge into battle?! When I was fantasizing, Zhang Nuan hit me with her little fist and said, "Go back, you pervert! I asked you to do it hard, not to make your lower body hard!!!" She didn't forget to hit me on the leg with her short ruler!
I'm embarrassed too, because puberty is just too fucking horny! I've finished reading all the erotic comics last time, and there's nothing new to buy. But how can I force it?! Look at Zhang Nuan, I have to ask her for help, but it's because of her that I'm in such a dilemma! She should have helped me!
"It was because of you that I stood Annie up. Tell me, how are you going to make it up to me? Lollipops obviously aren't enough anymore. You have to help me find a way to coax Annie!" I thought about it and decided that this time it wasn't my fault. It was all Zhang Nuan's fault. She should help me solve this problem.
"I didn't say I won't help you, you're a scum who is only interested in beauty and forgets his principles when he sees profit!" Zhang Nuan said while pinching my belly left and right. I accidentally let out a loud cry, and as a result, the teacher called me out and criticized me.
"Lengshan, if you two keep talking, go stand at the back. Have you finished all the questions?!" The teacher's provocative eyes were hidden under his thick glasses. From a distance, I couldn't tell whether his eyes were open or closed, because they were so small! Why did he only call my name when we were talking? ! ! ! You bitch!
Although we both disdained to pay attention to him, Zhang Nuan and I still restrained ourselves. Zhang Nuan took out the notebook we used to pass notes and started writing to me. "When I asked you to be tough, I meant to ask you to use some tough methods on her! For example, when you two are taking a walk at night, you can just push her down and give her a long French kiss, and then tell her not to be angry with you anymore. If she is still angry, you can go even further."
Zhang Nuan was a slow writer and not very good at cursive writing. It took her a long time to write these few words. I thought she was going to write an essay for me! After she threw the notebook to me, I looked at it, raised one eyebrow, squinted the other eye and looked at her. I was asking her: Are you sure this is okay? !
No matter whether it works or not, practice makes perfect. The monitor and I still had dinner together in the evening. One good thing was that no matter how we quarreled, she would not ignore me like Lin Yi. When she should be angry, she would tell me clearly: I am angry with you again and I will talk back to you.
After dinner, I felt it was time to act. Damn, I shouldn't be a woman when I should be a man! I pulled Annie and followed the steps Zhang Nuan taught me. A long kiss after dinner is still very helpful for digestion. At least after I let go of Annie, the feeling of bloating disappeared.
"Annie, it's my fault that I didn't go on Christmas. I'm sorry! You can tell me how I can compensate you, but you can't be angry with me anymore, otherwise I won't just kiss you!" My hands were still holding Annie's red face. I guess on the one hand she was shy, and on the other hand she was a little deprived of oxygen from my kisses!
"You said it? You can't go back on your word?! Then I want you to watch three movies with me, treat me to three big meals, and go to the library with me three times!" Annie put forward the conditions to me without any hesitation.
Fuck! Watching a movie or treating me to a meal are easy, why not let me go to the library to have a poop! Later, Annie said that since the final exams were still two weeks away, we couldn't affect each other's grades if we were together, especially since I had risen so much in the monthly exams, so I couldn't be a wolf again. Damn, what kind of excuses are these? !
I had no choice but to agree to whatever Annie said! When I got back to the classroom, I reported the battle to Zhang Nuan. Of course, we won without a doubt! I said to Zhang Nuan, "Classmate, if you use force again next time, I will probably be killed. Please give me more opportunities to use force in the future!"
Zhang Nuan looked at me unhappily and said, "You still want to use force? Aren't you afraid of premature aging?" After saying that, Zhang Nuan never looked at me again and played with her mobile phone. I saw that she seemed to be chatting, but Shan Ge was in a good mood today and had no time to pay attention to her.
I made an appointment with Zhang Tong and Dayao to go to their dormitory in the evening, because Gao Yang has been acting a bit arrogant recently! It just so happens that he offended people in our group, but it's the end of the semester, and everyone wants to be quiet, so we thought about discussing it together to see if we can just talk it out, no one wants to get hurt.
After school, I went upstairs to look for Zhang Tong and brought Fatty with me. Now we have a good relationship and are very harmonious. Damn, we are good friends for life! As soon as I entered Zhang Tong's dormitory, Dayao pulled me aside and asked, "Shanzi, I saw you and your class leader doing something bad in a small corner of the playground tonight. Damn, tell me if there is any further development!"
I knew from Dayao's lustful eyes that they must have thought I had won the squad leader, but I was such a coward. Not only had I dated two girls, but there were also girls who came to me on their own. I had never slept with any of them! I was also embarrassed, but I still told them the truth about Annie and me, and also told them about Zhang Nuan's suggestion to me.
When these bitches heard this, they all laughed and said that although I was lucky, I still didn’t have a fucking **. Is it because my thing doesn’t work?! They said other things are good, but what do you mean that thing doesn’t work?! You guys are the only ones that don’t work.
"Fuck, I'll show you guys when I get hard someday!!" Men should never be laughed at for this! Being laughed at by Zhang Nuan is fine, but my buddy also laughed at me like this. After taking off pants, we are all the same, no one is different from anyone else! It's as if you are all fucked!
In fact, although Zhang Tong and Dayao are all gangsters, they still have great moral integrity. They don't usually have messy relationships between men and women, because it's hard to deal with messy relationships. Women have a lot of things to do, and they can't be solved by fighting a few times, so most of them just kiss girls on the mouth and touch their breasts.
After listening to me, they also saw that I was a little angry, so they didn't continue my topic and started to discuss how to deal with Gao Yang this time. After the discussion, the lights in the dormitory were turned off, and the fat man and I went downstairs in the dark, using our phones as flashlights. As soon as I reached the corner of the stairs, my phone vibrated, and a text message came.
I saw it was from Zhang Nuan, and I opened it and read: Little virgin, can you really get hard? After reading Zhang Nuan's message, I had only one idea, rush to their dormitory, open the door, and then take off my pants to show her whether Shan Ge can get hard!!!