After reading Zhang Nuan's text message, I was so angry that I wanted to take advantage of that little girl Zhang Nuan. I thought for a long time about how to reply to her text message and how to fight with her. But after thinking for a long time, I always felt that no matter what I said, I would seem to be inferior in skills. So I simply ignored her and went back to the dormitory to get some sleep.
After washing up in the dormitory, I climbed into bed. Our dormitory has floor heating, and we all sleep on the upper floor. There are desks and wardrobes underneath, so it is quite cold in winter nights. I took out my phone and thought about saying goodnight to Annie. As soon as I turned on my phone, I saw several text messages bombarding me from Zhang Nuan!
Zhang Nuan: Damn Lengshan, why don’t you reply to my text messages
Zhang Nuan: My deskmate, are you angry?! I just said that. Who told you to be so lewd
Zhang Nuan: Lengshan, you dead frog! If you don't reply my text message, you will see what happens tomorrow!!! (╰_╯)#
Zhang Nuan: You pervert, if you don’t reply to my text message, you will bear the consequences!!!
I can tell from my heels that Zhang Nuan must be pouting her round little mouth right now, holding the frog with only my name on it and hammering it wildly! I have to say, I feel better now! I have made up my mind not to reply to your text message. If you have the guts, come to my dormitory and beat me up now! And you have to bear the consequences yourself? Tsk~
I opened the new message and started to text Annie. The two special folders I used to have have been deleted, but I created two new folders for me to save text messages. One is for Zhang Nuan, my deskmate whom I both love and hate, and the other is Annie. Annie and I are in a relationship, but she actually puts in more effort. She almost always texts me goodnight at night. Today I want to be more proactive!
I had just typed the message and pressed send when our dormitory door knocked twice. Damn, who is knocking on the door so late at night? Fatty heard it too and asked who it was, but no one answered. We looked at each other and thought we must have knocked on the wrong door. After a few seconds, there was another knock.
F**K, are you going to let me sleep?! I said, "F**k, who is that?" It must not be Zhang Tong and Dayao. Damn, it must not be a good thing for them to come to us at this time. It's so dark at night and no one answered the door. Fatty and I quietly went to the ground. I picked up the mop and Fatty picked up the broom, and we walked to the door.
I made a three-two-one gesture, and when I counted to a fat man opening the door with one hand, I hit him with the mop pole in my hand. It would have been fine if I hadn't looked up, but when I did, I was frightened to death! There were three people at the door, their long hair covered their faces, and the flashlights on their cell phones shot a beam of light from their chins to their foreheads! Is there a Midnight Sadako? ! ! !
Luckily, my heart is fine, and I covered the heads of the three people outside. Damn! Doraemon, Spongebob and the Little Monsters!!!
Before I could talk to Fatty, Zhang Nuan, who was wearing Doraemon pajamas, came into our dormitory with Ai Yi and Jin Xishan, who were wearing SpongeBob and Little Monsters. When Jin Xishan saw that neither of us responded, she came over and closed the door of our dormitory. Who the hell can tell me what's going on? !
It took me at least a minute to come to my senses. It was not a new thing for girls to come to the boys' dormitory, and it didn't seem to be a difficult thing. Damn, what the hell do the dormitory managers do! Zhang Nuan and the other two pulled the stools in our dormitory together and sat in a row. The fat guy and I stood at the door inexplicably, facing the strange group opposite.
I was just about to ask what was going on? What did you three want to talk to me about? Zhang Nuan took the lead and shouted, "Open the court!!!" Then Ai Yi and Jin Xishan echoed, "Awesome..."
"Lengshan, do you know what crime you have committed?" Zhang Nuan pointed at me with a serious expression. What crime have you committed? I have committed a crime? Heaven and earth, how good have I been recently!
"What the hell are you three up to with me?! Sister Nuan, what are you trying to do?! I didn't provoke you, did I?!" I was about to get angry for no apparent reason, but when I saw the three women opposite me with murderous faces, I immediately changed my tone and expression.
"You have committed a crime but you are totally unaware of it, which is an even greater crime!" After hearing what I said, Jin Xishan added a sentence in her unclear Chinese. Zhang Nuan pretended to cough twice, cleared her throat and continued.
"The sinner Leng Shan has the following crimes. First, you failed to maintain good relationships with your classmates, especially with your deskmate, and did not reply to your deskmate Zhang Nuan's text message in time. Second, you were ungrateful. After your deskmate Zhang Nuan generously helped you to reconcile with the class monitor, you abandoned her and gave her a cold shoulder! Third, in the middle of winter, in the middle of the night, you did not mend your ways in time, and you let Zhang Nuan personally lead the team to come to you, overcoming numerous obstacles and wasting physical energy! Do you admit the above crimes?" Zhang Nuan said a lot of things in a jumbled manner, and after he finished speaking, he took the water bottle in Ai Yi's hand and took a sip of water.
Damn, I'm so unlucky! After listening to Zhang Nuan's words, every time the fat man mentioned him, he quietly sat on the only empty chair and started watching the battle. I feel wronged!
"It was you who said that to me first, and it was because of you..." A gentleman can be killed but not humiliated. It was obviously her fault first, but it was all my fault? Before I could finish my rebuttal, Zhang Nuan started shouting!!! Don't shout, you are my sister, you are my ancestor, this is a men's dormitory, you are a woman shouting here, if others hear it, won't they think I raped someone? !
"Sister, I'm wrong, Sister Nuan, it's all my fault!!! Just let me do whatever I want, don't shout, don't shout!!!" When Zhang Nuan shouted, Fatty and I got scared. The door and windows were closed, so no one else should have heard it, right? Comfort yourself, don't hear it!
"Although you plead guilty, your attitude is not good, so you can't avoid the severe punishment, and you can't miss the minor punishment! Squat down, and don't get up until I tell you to! Raise your head and put your hands on your head!" Zhang Nuan said with a smile. It is said that girls are the most beautiful and moving when they smile, but it's all bullshit! I feel a little scared when I see Zhang Nuan smile now, it is definitely not a good sign.
“Don’t go too far!!!” The whole room made me squat, and they were also facing Doraemon, SpongeBob SquarePants and the little monsters! I can’t stand it, absolutely not! I regretted it as soon as I finished saying it, because Zhang Nuan, Ai Yi and Jin Xishan shouted together this time!!! I vomited blood, cried, and wanted to commit suicide...
I quickly went over to cover their mouths, but I only have two hands, I am not a thousand-armed Guanyin!!! The fat guy didn't dare to move forward at all. I guess what he wanted to do most was to open the door and go out to sleep in someone else's dormitory. In fact, he really did that!! It's really not nice of you, have you forgotten that Brother Shan helped you fight the war?! Damn, don't come back!
These three people definitely planned it. Just shouting would be fine. I am afraid of the sound of one person. If there are two more voices, people will not misunderstand that I am doing something wrong. They will just think that there might be a fight! But these three guys shouted with a crying tone, as if their loved ones had died. Damn, this is going to kill me!!!
"Three sisters, sisters, I'm wrong, isn't it okay that I'm wrong?! Stop shouting, I'll do what you tell me to do, I'll do whatever you tell me to do!!! Please stop shouting..." I was about to cry with them. Hearing my obvious plea for mercy, the three of them stopped shouting, didn't speak directly, and picked up the water bottle and passed it around to drink from.
I finished the water, and I guess they were going to start to torture me. I really wanted to cry. Don’t mess with women! Don’t mess with Zhang Nuan! I squatted down as Zhang Nuan had instructed, holding my hands above my head. This scene was very similar to the anti-pornography scene on TV news, where all the men were wearing panties and squatting on the side to repent. Because I was shirtless too!
I didn't dare to look up. Although I couldn't see, I could hear the three women laughing over there. You guys can laugh and show off all you want. When I rebel against the serfs one day, I will make you all strip naked and squat on the sidelines!
What do you mean there is no worst, only worse? I can only say that night was a fucking long night. There is a kind of torture that can only be seen but not eaten, there is a kind of punishment that can only be teased but not have sex! Not all women who come to your house are like Shen Fei, who can let you do whatever you want, but you fucking acted like Tang Monk. There are also women like Zhang Nuan who come to your house. Next time you see them, don't fucking let them into the house!!!