Old love or new love? What I did is called cheating?! I was with Annie after I broke up with Lin Yi. After reading Zhang Nuan’s note, I picked up a pen and started to reply to her: What I did is not called cheating!!! I can’t just ignore Lin Yi when I know she’s not doing well, right? After I finished writing, I passed the notebook to Zhang Nuan. I absolutely can’t be such an unkind person, but Zhang Nuan can’t say I cheated either. I think I’m a good man…
Zhang Nuan finished writing and showed it to me: Then you are worthy of the monitor?! You are such a playboy, you are disgusting! I tell you, if you don’t look at your own heart clearly, you will become a bachelor before you can even **!
Damn, I cursed in my heart, you just use the fact that I am still a virgin to make trouble! I couldn't help but want to hit back at Zhang Nuan's unfair evaluation of me: Can you stop always using my thing to make trouble? As if someone is so good! He doesn't even have a girlfriend! Just tell me whether you will help me or not? !
After Zhang Nuan read what I wrote, she kicked me hard with her leather shoes. It really hurt. This time, Zhang Nuan didn't pass me a note, but spoke to me directly! "Wu Xuyang is better than you in every way. He is more innocent than you, but at least he doesn't cheat. He cares more than you, and he buys me delicious food every day and eats with me! He is more handsome and whiter than you! He is better at studying than you, and he ranks in the top five in the class. Can you do that?! From your hair to your heels, from your chest to your back, there is no place better than him!!!" After she said these words, she didn't forget to kick my other uninjured leg with her foot.
Damn, is this necessary?! I only said one sentence, and you said so many backhandedly! "Do you need to be like this? Damn it, I don't believe it. I can't compare to him in any way! Let's wait and see about Zhang Nuan. Isn't he just whiter than me and better at studying?! If I don't kill him, I will no longer be called Lengshan, but Nuanshan!!!"
I just finished talking to her when the lunch break bell rang. Ai Yi came over and made a gesture of contempt for me. When she turned her thumb 180 degrees from top to bottom, I felt that I was seriously insulted!!! "Zhang Nuan, don't look down on me, just wait!" I shouted to Zhang Nuan.
"I'm waiting! Lengshan, if you can't kill him, don't call yourself Nuanshan. I'm ashamed of the word Nuan. Just call yourself Huoshan and burn yourself to death!" After saying that, Zhang Nuan and Ai Yi walked out of the classroom door.
Annie was confused by the conversation between me and Zhang Nuan and came to ask me: "Who are you going to kill? What happened to Zhang Nuan?" Who am I going to kill? I know what Zhang Nuan has eaten, she is crazy. "I want to kill Wu Xuyang, Zhang Nuan was bitten by a dog and she is sick!!!"
Actually, I was the one who took the wrong medicine. I just said I would be nicer to Annie, but half of my anger was transferred to her. Annie saw that I was in a bad mood and told me to pack up and come back. I didn't want to go out either. I had to think of a perfect plan. Damn it, I was already competing with you, Wu Xuyang! If I don't kill you, I will really change my name to Volcano.
As the Art of War says, knowing yourself and the enemy means you can fight a hundred battles without danger! If you want to kill this bastard, you have to get to know him first. "Hey, Zhang Tong, help me with something. Check on a boy named Wu Xuyang. He seems to be from Class 4. Get as much information as possible!" I picked up the phone and called Zhang Tong, because Zhang Tong's new boyfriend seemed to be from Class 4.
"Fuck, what's going on? Did this bitch piss you off?! Should I call my brothers?" Zhang Tong thought I was going to fight with someone again. "It's okay, he can't afford to piss me off! Zhang Nuan despised me because of him! Damn it, I'm going to compete with him and I have to kill him, but he's not a gangster, so I can't fight him! Ask your new boyfriend to ask him about his situation!"
If I were to fight Wu Chacha, I would feel embarrassed even if I won, because I guess there is no one in school I am afraid of except Zhang Tong. After the last fight, Zhang Tong did a lot of work on those freshman bastards, and the senior bastards almost never come to school, so I don't have any worries. I can only fight with other things, and that guy has to be better than me, so that I can be more awesome if I win.
"Fuck, Zhang Nuan because he despises you? Zhang Nuan would risk his life for you, right?! Okay, I'll ask for you." I told Zhang Tong some more specific information I needed. I mainly wanted to know if this guy had any weaknesses, even those that were shameful to be exposed. I also began to plan how to destroy this b*tch step by step.
Annie bought me a rice bowl. After I finished eating, Zhang Nuan went back to the classroom. We started a cold war again. She also had two Dove pieces in her hand. I knew it must have been bought by a fucking gigolo!
The next night I went to Zhang Tong's dormitory to get information. As soon as I opened the door, Zhang Tong said to me: "Fuck, you really need to change your name to Volcano this time!"
"The simplest way to summarize him is that he is omnipotent except that he is unknown in our gang!! Your sister-in-law said that he is the secret crush of many girls in our school. Before she met me, she was one of them!" After saying this, it was obvious that Zhang Tong was full of anger!
"Wu Xuyang, male, seventeen, 181 cm tall, study committee member of Class 4, ranked in the top 20 in the grade, his parents are both doctors, he has been learning saxophone since he was a child, played basketball on the school team in his first year of high school, and later quit the team because of his studies. He hasn't had a boyfriend since high school, and once received ten love confession letters in seven days. I heard that he had a crush on a girl in junior high school but was unsuccessful." Zhang Tong told me the situation of the pretty boy in a simple and clear manner.
"Fuck, this is really fucking tricky! This b*tch is a good young man! It's not easy to deal with him. If we compare him to a fight, this b*tch is no match for him. The key is not to compete in fighting or basketball? If it's a one-on-one fight, I still have a chance of winning, but in other aspects..." What a headache! Brother Shan, have I really met an opponent this time? ! Could it be that what Zhang Nuan said is true, and no one can beat him
After chatting with Zhang Tong for a while, I went back to the dormitory. I have to conquer them one by one! Height, I can’t control it. Study committee member, top 20? I even ranked 17th, but it’s just the top of the class... My parents’ jobs are not something I can change. He can play the saxophone. When I was young, I learned guitar for two years, but now I have almost forgotten it... Playing basketball, I can give it a try! As for love history, this guy is really a pure and innocent person! ! ! As for popularity, I have indeed never received so many love letters, and I haven’t received them in my entire high school life! Damn, the only thing I can compare is basketball, and I don’t even have half the chance of winning!
After careful consideration, I can only surpass him in two aspects. On the one hand, it is personal charm. I have to start to clean myself up, at least I can't be sloppy. Don't girls like those Korean pretty boys? I'll try that way too! On the other hand, he is a good student now. Don't girls like those who are both good in character and in study? The most important thing is that Zhang Nuan and him seem to have developed from the library!!! Brother's explosive power in learning is still quite strong. It didn't take much effort to go from 38th to 17th! Action is taken when action is said. I'll show you Zhang Nuan how fucking powerful Brother Shan is!
Didn't you Zhang Nuan say that he was fair-skinned? I went to the mall on Sunday and used the only ten yuan left in my pocket and the pocket money my mom just gave me the next week to buy a whitening mask at the store! Although there is no men's mask, the women's mask should be better, right? I apply it once every night and I don't believe I can't get fair skin!
Didn't you Zhang Nuan say he bought you delicious food? Where did you eat the Wangzai, lollipops and chocolates I bought for you before? I don't have much money now, so I'll just have one lollipop a day~ Didn't you Zhang Nuan say that Xiao Bailian was in the top five in the class? There are still two weeks before the final exam, and I'll jump a dozen places for you to show you, isn't it just a matter of 17th to 5th? !
After I made up my mind, I started to plan against Wu Chacha. It wasn’t that I was childish, it was that I couldn’t stand Zhang Nuan looking down on me, especially when she compared me with others and kicked me twice!!! As soon as I opened my eyes on Monday morning, I took my English book and memorized the review materials given by the teacher. After lunch, I dragged Annie back to the classroom to do exercises. Annie was better at studying than me, so she became my strong pillar!
Annie was puzzled by my change. She even asked me what had happened to me. I couldn’t tell her that it was because Zhang Nuan looked down on me, right? I told her that I made a bet with my mom, and if I did well in the exam, she would give me a reward.