Since I started competing with the pretty boy, the last fifteen days were definitely one of the few peaks in my life. As soon as I opened my eyes on Monday morning, I started to memorize the phrases and sentence patterns that the Monkey King gave us. Moreover, I wrote all the papers that the Monkey King gave me by myself and handed them in on time!
Last night I used the new mask I bought and patted my face with my hands. Hmm, the moisturizing effect is pretty good! I think it will take effect in a week. After the second get out of class, while Zhang Nuan was in the bathroom, I secretly took out her small mirror from her desk, looked at it, and scratched my hair with my hands. It looked good. It was worth it that I knocked on the door of the next dormitory early in the morning to ask the guy to lend me his hair wax!
I didn't even notice when Zhang Nuan came back. She looked at me with her very curious eyes and said, "Lengshan, are you willing to work in the Thai national industry? (The ladyboy industry, because in her impression, almost all the people in Thailand are ladyboys, so she called the ladyboy industry the national industry. This is what I asked her later.) My brother seems to have just been there some time ago. I can introduce you to him. The agency fee is waived."
After Zhang Nuan said these words, her expression changed from curiosity to pity for me!!! You are the one who is going to be a shemale! "You are the one who is going to be a shemale! Do you have delusions?!" You used to say that to my mother, and now you are saying that I am going to be a shemale in a different way? !
"You are the one who has delusions! Why did you spray perfume, apply hair wax, and lotion today? Give me back my small mirror, you transvestite!!!" Zhang Nuan said as she snatched her small mirror back, as if her small mirror had become a magic mirror after I looked into it.
"I didn't spray perfume!!! That's fabric softener! (I told my mom not to use that stuff a long time ago, because it smells so good every time I wear it...) I use hair wax and I like it, so what's it to you?! I put on lotion and it's called maintenance. Do you think everyone is like you? The skin on your face is so rough that you probably pull (la second tone) your lips when others kiss you!!!" It wasn't a big deal, but when I saw Zhang Nuan's slightly contemptuous look, my heart was on fire!
"Tsk, no matter how I deal with you, you'll be just like that. What can I do if you have a bad foundation!" After saying that, Zhang Nuan lowered her head and went to do her own things, but my mood, which had just calmed down, was disrupted by her.
The bell rang, and I adjusted my mood and sitting posture to prepare for the review with the teacher. It was the end of the semester, and the teacher led everyone to review from the beginning. This was also a good opportunity for me to make up for the gaps. I took out the notebook I got from Annie this morning and started to take some notes. Damn, only ten minutes had passed, and I was so damn sleepy.
Zhang Nuan saw that I was a little abnormal today, so she poked me with her little fist and asked me in a low voice what kind of evil spirit had come over me. I swore to her: "Didn't you say that I can't compare to Wu Cha Cha in any way? Brother Shan will let you see what it means to be silent but make a big splash!"
Zhang Nuan burst out laughing, and the teacher glared at her fiercely. Zhang Nuan put away her smile and said to me: "Just forget it! You and Wu Xu are not on the same level. He is real gold that is not afraid of fire, but your piece of iron will never turn into gold no matter how much you burn it!" Insult, naked insult!
I didn't want to argue with her. Just wait for Shan Ge's little universe to explode! I moved my numb body and continued to review seriously. The teacher would ask us some questions from time to time. If I knew something, I would raise my hand to answer. Is it a strange thing for me to study hard? Why did the guy on the podium look at me with surprise when I raised my hand
Finally, I made it through the day. I didn't work hard, but I felt exhausted. After dinner, I was about to continue to work on the afternoon physics problem when Annie came over.
"Lengshan, eat this, come on! You did a great job today, your husband is the best!" The last four words were so soft that I almost didn't hear them clearly. In an instant, I felt like I was floating on the clouds. I picked up the Sanjingnao nutrition that Annie specially sent me, and ate it. It was sweet in my mouth and in my heart? ! (*^__^*) Hehehe...
"Isn't it just some study? Is it necessary to make such a big effort?" Zhang Nuan looked at me and then muttered to herself. I looked at Zhang Nuan. She was holding the math test paper that had just been handed out today and calculating the wrong questions over and over again. However, the situation did not seem optimistic because it seemed that she had been working on that question for a long time.
To show my humanitarian concern, I asked her: "Oh, you have to calculate it so many times for such a simple thing? Tsk tsk tsk, it seems that being with Wu Cha Cha every day has no effect! Please ask your deskmate, I can teach you!" I can help you study anytime and anywhere, can a pretty boy do that? If he can, he can sit next to you and explain the problem to you now!
Zhang Nuan glared at me for a long time without turning her head. She just kept looking at me, which made me so scared! I really regretted what I said to her just now. As a result, she ruthlessly pinched my thigh with her little hands, and it hurt so much! I could hide when my mother beat me, but if I jumped up now, because a woman pinched my thigh, wouldn’t my classmates laugh at me? I endured it.
To be honest, studying is a damn hard job! No wonder the pretty boy has never been in a relationship and I haven't seen him on the street. How the hell does he have the energy to do these things? I can only say that these three days have been so hard for me! But I must never admit defeat or give up. I can lose the person but not the will!
I was just thinking about how to spend the next ten days. I didn't know if this three-day-long-and-two-day-long-term approach would be effective! I said something harsh in front of Zhang Nuan! I was still wondering how life could be so miserable when the Monkey King came in with a stack of papers.
"Classmates, the results of yesterday's baseline test are out. Some of you did very well, and some did very poorly! Today I want to praise a classmate and criticize another one at the same time. This time there are a group of dark horses in our class. The highest score in English is 127 points, which is also in the top ten in our grade. It's Lengshan!" After the Monkey King finished speaking, he held up the test paper and asked me to go up and get it.
Damn!!! What did the Monkey King say just now? Dark horse? Highest score? Top ten in the grade? The famous Lengshan!!! Am I hallucinating? I pinched my thigh hard with my hand. This is not a dream!!
"Lengshan, are you stupid? You have been doing very well recently and your grades have improved rapidly! Come up and get your test paper! Keep working hard and don't let me down in the final exam!" The Great Sage said it again when he saw that I didn't respond. I picked up the test paper and walked to my seat. Annie smiled happily at me and raised her hand to applaud me, although there was no applause!
My little universe exploded! Damn, I'm still pretty awesome! Don't act like a bitch, I'll kill you sooner or later! When I walked to my seat with the test paper, Zhang Nuan didn't move at all, deliberately not wanting me to go in. I was about to ask her to move aside, but the Monkey King started talking again on the podium.
"Today I have to criticize a classmate. Her English score was only 37 points this time!!! I don't know how you did in the exam! There are more than a thousand people in the grade, and you got first place, the last one! Zhang Nuan! Can you explain what you were thinking about during the exam?!" After the Monkey King finished speaking, my mouth turned into an O shape without exaggeration! It was so fucking dramatic!
Zhang Nuan was also stunned, because no matter how bad her English was, she could still get ** points! Zhang Nuan stood up to get the test paper, and as soon as she raised her foot, she stepped on me hard. Damn, what does this have to do with me? Why did you step on me? Later, I learned from Zhang Nuan that when she took the English test, she just didn't want to answer the questions, so she copied the answer sheet from me. Anyway, English was almost all multiple-choice questions, but this time the answer sheets were arranged in a different order for the classmates, and she didn't see it, so she filled in all the answers according to my answers, and as a result, none of them were on the correct answer!
Although I got the first place in the test by sheer luck, I didn't dare to smile at all, especially not in front of Zhang Nuan! Because she almost tore up my test paper and book when she came back that night. I actually wanted to ask her what happened to the test, and whether she encountered any difficulties
"My deskmate..." I was just about to ask her and comfort her, but before I could finish saying the word "deskmate", she interrupted me and said, "Get lost!!!" This is all my fault, I shouldn't have exploded with my amazing learning ability, and it's so fierce...