Sometimes, you can’t reason with a woman, you have to use some hard tactics on her. Damn, I was trying to comfort you with good intentions, but you told me to get lost! “Do you know how powerful I am?! Don’t be obsessed with pretty boys all day long. Don’t you realize how old you are…”
Although a good man doesn't fight with a woman, I'm not stupid and I'm not going to rush up to her when she's unhappy. My vanity is really fucking made proud by this praise! If you, Zhang Nuan, ignore me, I don't believe it. Can a living person be fucking choked to death by words? !
But I still couldn't help wanting to glance at Zhang Nuan. This girl had just come back and had been drawing with paper and pen. I didn't know what she was drawing. She was covering it with her hands and kept saying "underestimate". Was she irritated? This girl's mental endurance was not that fragile! Anyway, I couldn't figure it out, so I simply stopped thinking about it! I simply continued to do my own thing.
In the evening, everyone packed up their things and went back to the dormitory. Because I had to see Annie off, I left early every day at this time. As soon as the bell rang, I rushed out. Annie was smiling all the way. I asked her, "Wife, what's so happy about you today? Tell me!"
"Why are you so stupid?! I'm happy for you! Hehe~" Annie blushed and looked at me. She was happy for me! It must be very proud to have your boyfriend praised in public! I think the Annie just now is not. The Annie today is particularly likable.
"Hey! Your husband gave you face today, right?! He's just happy for me, but there's no actual reward, eh..." I pretended to be pitiful, but in fact, I had already had some bad intentions in my mind!
"Ah, then what kind of reward do you want? There's no delicious food for sale now, and I haven't prepared anything... What do you want? I'll prepare it and give it to you tomorrow. I'll give you whatever you want!" Annie's voice became smaller and smaller. I felt that she seemed to feel a little guilty. Did she really feel a little sorry for me because of what I said?! I touched her head.
"Who said there is no delicious food?! What I want to eat does not need to be sold, and it is definitely top quality! It depends on whether you want to give it to me! And today's things must be done today!" As I said, one hand had already touched her little face. Annie's face obviously turned red. She must know what I want to eat!
"You're annoying! I'm not going to pay attention to you..." Annie said and then she gently pushed me and tried to run away. Am I stupid? How could I give her a chance to escape? I couldn't! I grabbed Annie and she was hugged by me accidentally! "Who said I can give you whatever you want? Oh, I'm so pitiful... I'm really a little hungry today! I have a wife who doesn't care about me..."
In fact, Annie knew that I was pretending to be poor, but she still compromised and told me that it was the end of get out of class and there were too many people on the way back to the dormitory. I looked around and saw that there were indeed a lot of people. I sent them to their dormitory building and thanked our school's landscaping staff. Damn, these big trees are planted in a really good place! It just gave me a perfect space and place to do something!
After Annie guessed my thoughts, she kept her head down. I knew she was very shy, but I didn't let her go upstairs. I just held her downstairs and didn't move, because I wanted Annie to kiss me. I kept looking at her with my pitiful eyes, and I kept saying, Annie, it's up to you. I'll be there whether you kiss me or not, and I won't let you leave until I leave.
Annie was not a particularly shy person, but she was still embarrassed when a girl took the initiative. But not long after, she tiptoed towards me. Her hair smelled very fragrant, and her pink face looked like a ripe peach under the street light. Her mouth gently covered my cheek, it was cool and the touch was great!
How could I be satisfied with just a quick taste of her at that time? I tilted my head and kissed her cherry-like lips. This scene happened to be seen by Zhang Nuan and Ai Yi who had just returned hand in hand. Annie also noticed them and quickly pushed me away and ran into the building.
Zhang Nuan and Ai Yi both glared at me with bad looks, and I knew that Zhang Nuan must have called me a big pervert in her mind! But I was having sex with my own girlfriend, what's your business? I don't even know what you did with the pretty boy in private! When I thought of this, I inexplicably wanted to shave the pretty boy's skin and bones immediately!
The next morning when I arrived at the class, Zhang Nuan had not come yet. I saw a piece of paper stuck in the Chinese textbook on her desk. On one corner of the paper was my name, Leng Shan, and it was positioned exactly where the nose was in the middle of a pig's head. It turned out that each character of my name was a nostril of a pig, and it had a lot of nose hairs!
I pulled out the paper. It would have been fine if I hadn't read it. After I read it, I felt like my internal organs were bleeding. There was an extremely ugly person drawn on it. No, it should be said that it was half human and half beast. The drawing was ugly, but the so-called narration next to it was even more fucking disgusting! Not a single word was wrong, and it was all scolding me!
Leng Shan, you dead frog, you keep talking nonsense every day! You even spray perfume to cover up your scabies!
Damn pervert#＊#… You are a pervert who only knows how to take advantage of girls every day. I hope you will get mold disease soon﹋o﹋
You bastard, if you get first place in the exam, you will become a turtle? You will become a hot commodity? If I hadn’t copied the answers, I would have scored much higher than you! (There are two bloody knives drawn with a red pen at the back. The one under the knives is nothing else, and it looks very similar to my second brother...)
I was so angry when I saw the previous one that I wanted to torture Zhang Nuan to death! But after seeing the two knives she drew, I was a little scared. I touched my second brother and said, "Don't worry, I will do my best to protect you!"
I originally thought that she was just irritated by my first place in the exam yesterday, and scolded me to vent her anger. But I also saw the name of the pretty boy, and a bunch of words behind it!!!
I just said that you, a pervert, can't compare to Xuyang,... (Fuck, fucking Xuyang, you don't even find it disgusting!) I bet you have to change your name to Volcano! When the time comes, I will also light your hair on fire and make you erupt like a volcano! Hahahaha(^_^)y
Fuck! You made me explode! I was so angry, and Zhang Nuan came over with a lollipop in her mouth. When she saw the paper in my hand, her face changed obviously, and she turned pale! But I conservatively estimated that she changed into a different person in less than ten seconds. She wrote slowly but moved quickly. She snatched the paper from my hand and pointed at me and said, "You shameless bastard, why are you looking through my things!"
What do you mean by the wicked complaining first? What do you mean by snow in June? I am more wronged than Dou E! Damn, I didn’t grow up eating grass! Being despised and scolded by a woman like this, even though I didn’t say it to her face, I can’t stand it!
"Fuck, Zhang Nuan, are you going too far? I won't bother with you because you didn't do well in the exam, but what about you? You told me to get out of here, but you're still talking shit about me. What's so good about that pussy? What kind of ** did I feed you or is there something that makes you unable to stop?!" I pointed at the masterpiece she just snatched from me. Actually, I can tolerate her all kinds of perverted insults against me, but she actually compared me to a pretty boy! Fuck, what man can fucking tolerate this, and she also believes that you are fucking inferior to that guy!
"Yes, Wu Xuyang is better than you in every fucking way. If you're capable of doing better than him in the final exam, you can also make me unable to stop. Do you have that ability? I bet you can't compare to him in anything! If you beat him in one aspect, I, Zhang Nuan, will fucking do your bidding!" After saying that, Zhang Nuan turned and ran out. In fact, I didn't see her tears falling as she turned around, and I didn't see the disappointed look in her eyes when she heard what I said to her. I actually used such disgusting words to discredit a girl who always gave unconditionally for me.
"You said it, I'll make a bet with you, damn it!" That's what I said to Zhang Nuan at the time. Although she had already run out of the classroom and didn't hear it at all, there were still a few people in the class that morning. No matter how bad I was, Zhang Nuan didn't give me any face in front of so many people. I couldn't be scolded in public and then smile and say thank you to her, right? !
After saying that, I still felt really fucking uncomfortable, so I added, "Just wait for me to kill him, and you have to keep your word!" Aren't you letting me do what I want? I'll see if you still keep your word when the time comes!