Jiupin Literature Novel Network welcomes you. You can quickly enter this site by searching "Jiupin Literature Novel Network" on any search engine. It provides free reading of fine novels and download services in txt format! We had a fucking fight as soon as I came in the morning. I don't like anything I see. Even when Annie asked me to go out at noon and bought me delicious food to make me happy, I choked her. In short, I will do whatever it takes to make others uncomfortable! Zhang Nuan and Ai Yi both skipped the first class in the morning. Out of sight, out of mind! Later, when she came back, we didn't say a word. I looked at her several times. This girl didn't fucking care about me at all. She just treated me as air!
Besides being in a bad mood because of my quarrel with Zhang Nuan, I was also worried about how I was going to beat that bitch Wu Xuyang. It was totally unrealistic to surpass someone with a good foundation in terms of study and appearance in thirteen days! Even if I put on a mask on my face for 24 hours a day, read books without sleep, and swallowed them after chewing them up, it would still be useless. The probability of beating that bitch was estimated to be less than one percent, right? !
I can't tell Annie about these things that bother me now. You said you want to kill another guy for another girl. Even if your girlfriend is very generous, I guess you two will break up soon after you finish talking. When I returned to the dormitory at night, I kept rolling around in my **. What should I do
Fatty saw that I was worried, so he asked me while playing Tiantian Feiche: "Shan Zi, what's wrong? Did you have a fight with your girlfriend? F*ck..." I was already in a bad mood, so it would be fine if you just cared about me and asked me, but what the hell? !
"Fuck you, you bitch! It would be easy if you were angry with Annie. You could just coax her and she would be fine. I had a fight with Zhang Nuan today, and I made a fucking bet with her that I would kill that pretty boy Wu Xuyang." I simply told the fat guy why I was so upset.
"I'm not fucking you, I'm just out of energy again!!! From what you said last time, there's only a few days left, you really have no hope, and I'll definitely give you flowers when the time comes..." The fat guy saw that I was not in a good mood today, so he didn't curse back at me, but the way he was trying to boost other people's morale and destroy his own buddy's prestige, he's really a piece of shit!
"Fuck you, are you a brother? Are there people like you? You'd better be in the same boat with Zhang Nuan and that bitch! If you are a brother, I'll think of a way to deal with you when the time comes!" As I said that, I picked up my pillow and threw it at the fat guy. The pillows we had in the dormitory were the hard ones with wheat husks inside, distributed uniformly, and were all heavier.
"Damn it! Are you trying to murder me? I want to help you, but I'm not as white as you, I'm not as good at studying as you, and I can't jump up the basketball. How can I help you? You tell me!" The fat man said to me, half comforting and half embarrassed. I thought about it, and it's true. I can't just blame my buddies for not being nice. The key point is that I have checked all the men around me, and none of them can compare to Wu Xuyang's B except fighting! How sad!
“I can’t fucking compete with him in a fight, and Zhang Nuan thinks I’m not as good-looking or as good at studying as him. Moreover, I got first place in the exam yesterday, but Zhang Nuan was last. As for my looks, I can’t afford plastic surgery, but as for my studies, maybe I still have hope! Alas…” As I was talking, I felt sad for myself. My life is so fucking difficult!
"You're going to surpass that B in the final exam?! They're all in the top five in the class!! You, who usually rank below the 20th, think you can surpass them in just a dozen days?! In four words, daydreaming." I got even more fucking upset after hearing what the fat guy said. I balled up my quilt and wanted to throw it at the fat guy to kill him, but then I thought it was winter and I would feel cold if I threw it out, so I put it down again.
"But, Shanzi, it would be great if we knew what questions the teacher would give! Not to mention defeating Wu Xuyang, I guess you can defeat almost everyone in the school! The key is that we are not teachers, and we don't set the questions. Why not just accept your fate?" After the fat man said that, he threw the pillow that I had just thrown at him back to me and continued playing his game.
What did the fat guy say just now? Exam questions? Yeah! If I knew what the exam questions were, I wouldn't believe I couldn't beat that pretty boy!!! But, but, but, how can I know? This is not much easier than just killing Wu Xuyang, but it is still a good idea!
That night I tossed and turned and finally came up with a method, that is, I would steal the test questions!!! But I was obviously not capable enough alone. After all, there were so many subjects, even if I didn't steal all of them, it would be difficult for one person to do it.
Forget about English, after all, Dasheng is the class teacher, and I am pretty good at this subject. For Chinese, I can ask Annie. After Lao He left, Annie has a good relationship with our new Chinese teacher! The worst subject is math. I can ask Zhang Tong's wife to help me, because I heard that the teacher of Class 4 is going to give math test questions this time. As for the other subjects, Zhang Tong and Dayao should be able to help me with one or two, and they are not likely to arouse suspicion. No teacher will pay too much attention to a slacker entering and leaving the office. Finally, I am the only one left, so I will handle the most difficult physics!
To fight a good battle, you must have the necessary tactics! Because teachers have to prepare the test questions a week in advance, so these few days are the key time. The first step of the battle plan is to go to the office more often!
The next day, when I got to the classroom, I said to Annie, "Annie, please do me a favor~" I even bought a piece of Dove chocolate to show my sincerity! Annie asked me what was wrong, and I made up a white lie to her, saying that I had made a bet with my mom at the end of the semester, saying that I must do well in the final exam, otherwise my mom would do something to me. Chinese is the most flexible subject, so I asked her to see if she could help me get some test questions from the teacher, such as what is the test for classical Chinese? What is the topic of the composition
After listening to me, Annie thought about it for a while and agreed reluctantly, because she was embarrassed to let her mother-in-law down on her son! And this kind of thing is easier for class leaders like Annie to do, because teachers like to reveal some test direction to their favorite students before the exam.
After Annie agreed to my request, I felt that I was one step closer to my goal! I felt refreshed, and when I returned to my seat, I couldn't help but smile. I looked at Zhang Nuan and said proudly, "Just wait for the bet to be lost! Don't treat bean buns as dry food!"
Zhang Nuan glared at me in displeasure, then she picked up her marker and rushed towards my face. I tried to dodge but still failed to avoid it completely. Her purple marker accurately added half a mustache to my well-maintained face!!! "Lengshan, the eggs haven't hatched yet, and you're already thinking about giving birth to chicks?! You'd better show off to me after you beat Xiao Yangyang!!!" Zhang Nuan said and stood up to find Ai Yi.
Damn, Xiao Yangyang~ Fuck, I have goose bumps all over my body! You are now obsessed with the little white face ghost. I won’t argue with you now, just wait! I think I have to speed up the battle. While implementing tactic one, tactic two must also begin! I took out my mobile phone and sent a text message to Zhang Tong: Datong, implement the second step, let your wife lead the female soldiers!
After a while, Zhang Tong replied me with an OK. While I asked Zhang Tong to help me borrow the exam questions, I also discussed with him the second step of the battle, which was to let his wife trick those women who were interested in Wu Xuyang to start attacking that B, such as sending love letters, encouraging them to publicly confess, singing love songs, and sending gifts! In short, he insisted on pestering Wu Xuyang and not letting him off, not giving him any time to review for the final exam!!!
Damn, but after thinking about these tactics, I'm so impressed with myself! He's a natural talent, isn't he?! I don't believe it, you can still be alive if you're attacked from both inside and outside! In fact, we still have tactics three and four, but it's not time to implement them yet! If the first two fail, I guarantee that none of Wu Xuyang's pens will work on the day of the exam. There's nothing unspiked in this B?'s meal!
Although what I did was a bit despicable, I must not let this bitch ruin my lifelong wisdom, especially I must not let Zhang Nuan look down on me!!! I was so smug over there that I ignored the fact that Zhang Nuan had actually been observing my malicious face. She could tell at a glance that I was definitely planning something bad.