After leaving the physics office, my first reaction was to take a deep breath!!! Exhale! Inhale! Damn, it was so scary! It seems that people really can't do bad things. I guess I will not sleep well tonight and have nightmares.
However, there is no most thrilling, only more thrilling, because as soon as I raised my leg to walk away, I saw Zhang Nuan holding a lollipop in her mouth right in front of me!!! And judging from her appearance, she definitely did not just appear! What is going on? Did Zhang Nuan see the series of projects I just did? It’s hard to say, it’s really hard to say.
"You... When did you come?" I had to first determine when this girl came, so that I could determine my next emergency measures. Zhang Nuan just looked at me without saying anything. The lollipop in her mouth went in and out, and she smacked her lips from time to time, as if the 50-cent thing was as delicious as abalone.
"You..." I was just about to ask her if she saw me in there. Anyway, if she died, she died. I don't give a fuck! "Me? I've been here for a while!!" Zhang Nuan deliberately emphasized the word "for a while". I fucking fell into her hands today! Damn, at most I can be a hero again in 18 years! You know it if you know it!
"But, why haven't you come out for a while? Didn't the teacher leave a long time ago?!" It turned out that Zhang Nuan followed me and the teacher as soon as we walked out of the classroom. But when I looked outside, I clearly didn't see her. But Zhang Nuan asked me this, does it prove that she just knew I was in the office, but didn't really find out that I did anything bad? !
She probably didn't know, because she could only see what was going on inside by lying on the small window at the door, but that would make her look more like a thief! Besides, the teacher didn't curse after he went in, which meant he was saying that I didn't do anything bad!
I quickly analyzed the current situation in my mind. Now that the situation was relatively clear, I felt a lot more at ease. "I broke the teacher's cup while cleaning." I felt that I had escaped from the danger zone and there was nothing to be afraid of.
I could still feel Zhang Nuan's suspicious and sure eyes behind me. Even if she didn't see anything, I was sure she didn't believe what I said. Because if I were her, I wouldn't believe me either. We walked back to the classroom together, because there was no place to go to the cafeteria at this time. The most important thing was that Annie would definitely pack it for me. This is the good thing about having a wife~
After I got back, I asked Zhang Nuan, "Are you not going to eat?" Although I had solved my problem, this little tiger girl was only concerned with following me. It seemed that she didn't eat either? ! I fucking regretted it after I said this, because an uninvited guest came to the door, Wu Xuyang!!!
It’s fine that the pretty boy came, but what is that thing in his hand?! KFC?! Damn it, do you have to be like this? You usually give me potato chips and chocolate, but now you’re helping me with lunch?! Zhang Nuan might have wanted to answer my question, but when she saw the pretty boy, she stood up and walked over.
"Why are you here?" Zhang Nuan quickly walked to Wu Xuyang who was standing at the door. If I saw correctly, Zhang Nuan's face seemed to be a little red? !
"I ordered food on my phone, so I thought I'd come over and bring you some." Wu Xuyang said to Zhang Nuan with a smile on his face. Damn, you call that a little? At least a full bucket! Fuck you, do you have to do this when chasing girls? Aren't you richer than me now and can buy KFC? I still have a lollipop every fucking day!
Zhang Nuan said a few more words to him, and then they entered our class together and walked towards me. "Classmate, this is Wu Xuyang, you two know each other, he bought me some food, we can't finish it, do you want to eat some?" Zhang Nuan came back to her senses and said to me with a frown, what she meant was that you should be sensible and say you don't want to be together! Because Zhang Nuan knew that Wu Xuyang and I didn't get along well.
How could I not eat it?! What the hell am I doing?! Why would I not eat the meat that was delivered to my door? "Okay, okay! I'm hungry too!!!" I said as I reached out and opened the bag that was already on the table. Damn, it's a lot. If you two eat it, you'll definitely be full! I'll just be a good person!
I didn't care whether my hands were washed or not. I picked up the chicken wings and started eating. Zhang Nuan looked at me with displeasure several times and stepped on me with her feet that were always in small leather shoes. Seeing that I had started eating, Zhang Nuan and her friends also started eating. Zhang Nuan rummaged around in the desk and took out two individually wrapped wet wipes. She took one and gave one to the pretty boy.
Damn! Why don't you give me one piece! ! His hands are paws, mine are not. He is hygienic, but I am willing to be dirty! ! ! I also glared at Zhang Nuan fiercely, damn, a man who forgets his loyalty for the sake of beauty! Don't say that Brother Shan is rude, you came to me for the first time, I can't let you down, right
"Hey, Wu... What's Wu?! I heard that you're very popular in our school recently! It must feel good to be pursued by so many girls!!!" I asked him deliberately, just to see what he would do in front of Zhang Nuan. As soon as I asked, I saw the pretty boy frowned, and then quickly turned his head to look at Zhang Nuan.
Zhang Nuan pinched me hard with her hand that was placed below her. Because we were both still sitting in our seats and Wu Xuyang pulled the chair at the front table to sit opposite Zhang Nuan, he had no idea when Zhang Nuan pinched me. Wu Xuyang immediately put down the burger in his hand and quickly finished chewing the one in his mouth.
"No, they were just joking, I didn't feel anything at all!!" Tsk tsk tsk, Wu Xuyang was so sincere! Fuck you, if you didn't, you didn't get it, just talk about your own business, why the fuck were you looking at Zhang Nuan! ! ! !
"You are really pure-hearted!" I said, wiping my hands that had just finished eating chicken wings with paper, and then picked up the chicken nuggets to put into my mouth. "You have three thousand concubines and only one is not pleasing to your eyes?! You are asking too much! It's over, I guess you won't even glance at someone like Zhang Nuan! Oh..."
"No, Zhang Nuan is fine! I think she's better than anyone else!" Wu Xuyang saw that I was targeting him on purpose, and he actually went against me openly! Damn, are you proving your innocence to Zhang Nuan or are you confessing your love in a disguised way? Wu Xuyang is not a fool either. From the last time we played snowballs together to today when we ate at KFC, when I was targeting him on purpose, he saw that I had deep ill will towards him.
"Ah! How many girls' hearts have you broken? Why don't you just put up a notice, and then those girls won't bother you anymore. Zhang Nuan might become the next famous person!" Damn, you dare to think so! And Zhang Nuan, is Zhang Nuan someone you can dream of
"There's no need for notices, just action will be enough. Don't worry, if anyone bothers her, I'll stand at the door of your class to block it for her!" Wu Xuyang argued with me word by word without showing any weakness. I finally understood what was going on. Fuck you, he openly declared war on me today, didn't he
"Are you two going to eat or not? If not, just go away!" Zhang Nuan said and threw the burger in her hand away with a snap. Then she wiped her hands and mouth with a wet wipe, clasped her hands in front of her chest, and looked at the two of us.
We were both stunned at the time, knowing that we were in trouble, so we put down our food in dismay. "No, you eat, you eat, I won't say anything!" I said to Zhang Nuan with a smile, and then picked up the burger she had just eaten and handed it to her.
Wu Xuyang also felt very embarrassed, so he said to Zhang Nuan: "I'm sorry, please eat it quickly! It's my fault! Hehe~" Then he took out chicken wings from the family bucket and handed them to Zhang Nuan.
I guess Zhang Nuan couldn't get angry with me in front of us at that time. After all, Wu Xuyang was still there, and she must have been not angry for his sake! Because she didn't take my hamburger, but took Wu Xuyang's chicken wings... Although I was very unhappy at the time, I didn't dare to continue my tit-for-tat. I was really afraid that Zhang Nuan would get angry and throw the things in her hand at my face!
The lunch ended unpleasantly. Zhang Nuan cleaned up the table and walked out with Wu Xuyang, carrying the garbage. Damn, do you need to send me off? When Annie came back, she was holding the fried rice she bought for me. Although I was already full, I had to take the fried rice. Even if I was full to death, I had to eat something!