After reading Zhang Nuan's text message, I really felt that this woman was too fucking hypocritical, and I quickly replied to the text message: "Don't you like having dinner with strange men?! Then you are having dinner with a ghost tonight?!!!" Although I like her, as a man, I absolutely cannot indulge her to play with you, right? !
Zhang Nuan returned to her usual speed in replying to text messages this time, but when I finished reading the text message, I regretted my resistance just now. Zhang Nuan said: Leng Shan, do you still want me to be your girlfriend? Is there anyone who chases girls like you? ! ! ! I was very angry!
Zhang Nuan said she was very angry. When she was angry, I felt that the road to pursue her was a long and arduous one!!! Well, I really can't mess with her. I'd better call her. The text messages are really slow. Zhang Nuan waited for a while before answering my call. This time I lowered my posture and tone. Who the hell is it that I want to pursue her
"Hey, is it okay that I was wrong?! Then isn't asking you out for dinner a way of pursuing you?! You said you just rejected me directly, how wronged I am. You want me to pursue you, so you have to give me a chance to pursue you, or give me a general direction. I can't be like a headless fly, trying hard and not getting anyone in the end!" After the call was connected, I started talking to Zhang Nuan on the other end of the phone without shutting up.
"You said that when you're pursuing a girl, you should speak to her in a soft voice! Anyway, I don't want to go out to eat with you tomorrow, so just pack some food for me. As for how to pursue me... well, I'll think about it tonight and tell you tomorrow. I'm going to sleep, good night." After saying good night, Zhang Nuan hung up the phone without giving me a chance to chat with her for a long time.
Sometimes I really doubt whether Zhang Nuan is still the same Zhang Nuan as before. Why is there such a big difference? Her personality has completely changed! ! ! Pack it up, I have done this kind of thing many times anyway. As for other things, I can only wait until she has made a plan tomorrow before taking action.
The next day at noon, I received an "Eight-point Plan for Pursuing a Girlfriend" from Zhang Nuan. The specific contents are as follows:
First, except for the holidays, he must be with her for three meals a day, and the food must be mainly for girls;
Second, call the girl every morning to wake her up and send her a text message good night at night;
Third, from now on, sing a love song to the girls every Monday. The songs must not be repeated and the quality must be guaranteed.
Fourth, starting today, Leng Shan needs to write a thousand love poems to Zhang Nuan. You are not allowed to copy or paste from the Internet. The number of words must not be less than 100.
Fifth, if there is any quarrel between the two during the process of pursuing Zhang Nuan, Leng Shan needs to compromise unconditionally;
Sixth, Leng Shan must buy Zhang Nuan an Alpine original lollipop every day;
Seventh, Leng Shan is not allowed to have close contact with any girl other than Zhang Nuan. Zhang Nuan will make the decision.
Eighth, this book is effective today and any supplements may be added at any time.
Finally, there was a party A and a party B. Zhang Nuan had signed and sealed the party A, but there was still space for me to sign and seal the party B. I felt that if I signed, it would be like selling myself to Yang Bailao. My life began to be overcast, and there would never be a sunny day again.
Although Lin Yi used to be cold and indifferent, she never made such unreasonable requests to me! ! Annie used to be very obedient to me! ! ! But why the hell did I have to give up those flowers and choose Zhang Nuan, a flower bud that is not good to look at? ! ! Apart from being a jerk, I don’t know what other words I can use to describe myself.
Zhang Nuan sat next to me, looked at me with a smile, and said to me: "Do you have any objections? If not, then sign and seal it quickly! If you do, then forget it. I think it's more appropriate for us to be deskmates or strangers!"
How can I have the right to choose? ! I picked up the pen with my right hand, and it felt like I was lifting a huge stone. One was the woman you wanted, and the other was yourself. I had chosen both sides, so I signed my name, Leng Shan, on the "indenture". I had to sign it in the end, because there was no red Indonesia, so Zhang Nuan used a red fountain pen to paint on my right thumb. Finally, it was almost painted, and my fingerprint was pressed on the paper.
I was filled with tears, reluctance, and unwillingness, but I still agreed to all of Zhang Nuan's unequal treaties, which humiliated me!
Just when I was lying on the table in frustration, Zhang Nuan kindly reminded me, "Xiao Shanshan, today is Friday, do you still want to choose a love song?! In fact, I have already thought about which song I want to listen to next Monday, so you can learn this song first."
After Zhang Nuan finished speaking, she took out another piece of paper from her desk. On it were the lyrics of the love song she asked me to sing to her next Monday. It's fine if you fucking ask me to sing a love song because it's unpleasant for you anyway, but you, Zhang Nuan, shouldn't embarrass me like this, right? ! There were lyrics all over the paper, but not a single fucking Chinese character.
The only thing I can be thankful for is that this English song is well-known, the theme song of Titanic, "My Heart Will Goon". Zhang Nuan was also very considerate and gave me her iTouch, which contained the English song she had just downloaded.
"Zhang Nuan, Zhang Nuan, you really have good intentions!!!" I said to Zhang Nuan with gritted teeth. What on earth is going through her mind every day? !
After listening to what I said, Zhang Nuan smiled and said, "It's okay~ This is just the beginning, Xiao Shanshan, I still want you to give me some surprise confessions~ But I think you are a dull person~ What should I do? If this goes on, when can we be together?"
During the break of evening classes, I went out to play basketball with Zhang Tong and a few classmates, and then told them about my current situation. In fact, I was a good person in disguise. If these guys can help me figure out Zhang Nuan, then they will be able to easily pursue any other girl in the future!
"Actually, I think that what Zhang Nuan said was meant to embarrass you. You should just give her a sensational confession and put her in a difficult position so that she will agree to you!" A said.
"Yes, yes, yes, otherwise you can just make it a done deal. I'll agree to it if you do it right away." B said. After hearing what he said, I slapped him and said, "If it's really a done deal, then you can just wait to attend my funeral the next day..."
"You can't use force on Zhang Nuan. You'd better just think about how to be romantic and coax her! She and Ai Yi are actually the same kind of people. If you keep bothering her every day, their defenses will naturally drop." Zhang Tong said while drawing circles on the ground.
"I think what you said is right, but the effect is not very good?! Now Ai Yi still ignores you!!!" Although I think Zhang Tong's opinion is practical, I really think it is not effective and takes too long to take effect!
"By the way, why haven't I seen Dayao with you these days? Where the hell did he go?!" Dayao and Zhang Tong are like conjoined twins, but I haven't seen him much recently.
"This bitch has recently fallen for a junior high school girl who works at our school's radio station. She's a major in art, and is very pretty, with a curvaceous figure. Yao Ming follows her around every day and tries to show his affection to her!" Zhang Tong said.
Ah! I suddenly realized, no wonder Dayao has been missing recently. It turns out that he has set his eyes on the junior sister. It’s good to be a senior. You can grab any new stuff first, and it’s easier to get it. The junior sister of the radio station, yes, the radio station!!! Why didn’t I think of it? !
Didn't you want me to surprise her with a romantic confession?! Anyway, I'm not a good boy. I can't say that everyone in school knows it, but it's definitely known to many people. On Monday, I'll give you Zhang Nuan the coolest confession on campus, provided you're still alive! Haha~