I usually ask the top student at the back to borrow papers for copying, but now Zhang Nuan also needs to copy, so I asked her to copy the paper I borrowed from the back, because it was not fun for two people to copy the same paper, which affected efficiency. So I asked the English class representative at the front to borrow the paper. Although we had never talked to each other before, she was really nice after she took the initiative to talk to me during the morning exercises that day. She lent it to me without saying anything. In fact, everyone knows that some girls are annoying. If you ask her to borrow homework to copy, she will squeak and twist. It's annoying! At that time, I thought that the English class representative at the front was quite good and would definitely have great development in the future, because she was a top student with high emotional intelligence. She would definitely be a good seedling in the future, such as working in a company, having strong business ability, cooperating with leaders, and understanding the unspoken rules. I finished copying in no time, and the only thing left was the composition. Old He, this pervert, made us write the composition after finishing the practice paper. Sometimes, even if there were too many homework assignments for other subjects and we really had no time to write the composition, this guy still made us write an outline. I'm not good at other things, but I'm great at writing. Of course, I'm not the kind that can get high scores in exams, but I write fast and can write as soon as I pick up a pen. In the words of Han Han, my literary talent is like diabetic melancholy. In the words of Da Na, when I write a composition, I'm like a mature woman's ****. I'll fill up the manuscript in a short while.
After I finished copying, I returned the paper and started to write the outline of the composition. Because I didn't have enough time to write the composition, I could only write an outline to deal with it. It was better than not writing at all. Besides, Lao He turned a blind eye to those of us who didn't study. It was okay to be good enough. When I was writing the outline, I glanced at Zhang Nuan and found that she hadn't finished copying the paper yet. She had just started to write the reading comprehension. I said, "Fuck, sister, you are too slow!" Because she wrote stroke by stroke, unlike me who wrote cursive. But it's useless to be serious now. If Lao He sees that your paper is not full, he will definitely not let you off easily. Zhang Nuan also said to me, "I'm fast enough. I didn't even write punctuation marks!"
Fuck, I was convinced at that time, I said, why do you write so seriously, just scribble it! Zhang Nuan held the pen with her elementary school-like pen-holding posture, and said to me angrily, do you think I don’t want to, I can’t scribble! It was the first time I heard of someone who couldn’t scribble and could only write well. I didn’t argue with her, because it seemed that she really couldn’t do it. I said, "Hurry up and write, you’ve already finished it in this time!" She said, "It’s all because of you talking to me!" I really surrendered to her, you care about her, and she treats you unreasonably. I saw that she couldn’t write the composition, so I quickly finished my outline, and then took out a new piece of manuscript paper and wrote another outline on it. After I finished writing, I slapped her paper and said to her, "You’re welcome!"
She glanced at me and then deliberately turned her head aside and said, "Hmph, look at your handwriting! It's like a dog crawling!" Oh my god, this girl made me so angry, so I said, then give it back to me and write something nice yourself! As I was saying this, I was going to take back the composition outline I wrote for her. When she saw that I was going to snatch it back, she immediately pressed the manuscript paper against her chest with her hands and hugged it in her arms. Then she deliberately got angry and said, "I won't give it to you if you don't give it to me, I won't give it to you if you don't give it to me!" To be honest, we were in the classroom at that time and the class was about to start. Lao He might come in at any time, so I didn't try to snatch it back, but I warned her with words, so you are so naughty! Zhang Nuan even deliberately puffed out her chest and said, "What's the matter?"
Zhang Nuan may have changed her clothes today because some food spilled on her pants when she bought lunch yesterday. It was much more normal than her Pikachu outfit. She wore a green suit with her chest open and a white shirt inside. Because it was not as loose as the one she wore, when she thrust her chest out, I could see her bra through the gap between the buttons of her shirt. I was shocked, but she immediately noticed that I was looking at her in the wrong way. She quickly blocked the gap of her shirt with her arm and stepped on me hard from the bottom of her foot. It hurt so much that I almost jumped up from the stool! Before I could even scream in pain, she bit her lips and glared at me fiercely, saying, "Why are you so lewd!"
She even stretched out her hand to pinch me, without giving me a chance to explain. Fortunately, Lao He came in from outside at this time, otherwise I would definitely have suffered some physical pain again. Although she didn't pinch me, she still stepped on me several times from the bottom of my body. Fortunately, I reacted quickly and dodged a few times. I quickly gave Zhang Nuan a few more warnings, which meant that Lao He would see her if she continued to make trouble, so she calmed down. But when Lao He opened his mouth on the podium, I was so angry that I cursed in my heart, because this bitch actually came up and said, let's not talk about the test paper today, let's continue to talk about the text! What the hell, what are you doing? I worked hard to copy things all morning, but she didn't check or explain them. Isn't this playing tricks on me
I don't know what Zhang Nuan was thinking. Seeing my bitter face after Lao He said that he would not talk about the test paper, she was secretly smiling at me. I blinked at her and pointed at the test paper she had just copied on her desk. Didn't that mean that you copied it in vain? What are you laughing at? Zhang Nuan didn't say anything, but just raised her chin and snorted, deliberately not looking at me. What did she mean by that? I laughed, what's your business? I shook my head, indicating that I still didn't understand this girl's mind, especially when this girl was still Zhang Nuan.
It's torture to attend Lao He's class, because not only is it boring, but you can't do anything else in class because you'll be dead if Lao He catches you. But what makes me feel relieved today is that only the first period is Lao He's class. As long as I can get through this class, everything will be fine. After I was so sleepy that I almost hit my chin on the table several times, the get out of class was finally over. I was no longer sleepy at once, but as soon as the sleepiness passed, I started to feel hungry. I took out the milk and bread that I bought in the morning, and Zhang Nuan asked me, "Didn't you eat breakfast?"
I took a big bite of bread, said no vaguely, and then I bit a hole in the milk with my teeth, tilted my head back and drank it all in one gulp. After I drank it all, I couldn't help but burp. Zhang Nuan said to me, drinking milk on an empty stomach is the most unhealthy, it can't be absorbed! I took another bite of bread and said, what do you mean by empty stomach, didn't I eat a bite of bread first! Zhang Nuan pouted, took out two buns from the desk and threw them on my table, and then said, you should eat them all!
I was just about to say that I wouldn’t eat cold buns, but when I reached out to touch the buns, I found that they were still hot. I asked her in confusion, why are your buns still hot? Didn’t you buy them in the cafeteria? Zhang Nuan rolled her eyes at me and said, why do you care where I bought them! I gave them to you because you can’t eat them, so forget it if you don’t want to eat them! As she said that, she reached out to grab the buns, and I hugged the buns in my arms just like she did in class. When Zhang Nuan saw that I was still hugging the buns in my arms, she said, give them to me, I’ll feed them to the puppy instead of giving them to you! I turned my head and said, humph, the puppy won’t eat your leftovers!
Zhang Nuan glared at me with her big eyes, her little face rosy as she raised her hand and pinched my arm hard. Then she asked me while pinching, "Who do you say ate the dog leftovers? You are the dog!" I was pinched so hard that I cried out in pain. Just when I was about to beg for mercy and admit that I was a puppy, Zhang Nuan suddenly stopped pinching me and just covered her mouth with her hands and looked at me with a smile. I asked her in confusion, "What's wrong? Didn't you take the medicine prescribed by the mental hospital this morning?" Zhang Nuan snorted complacently and said, "Humph, some people are worse than puppies! I won't pinch people who are worse than puppies!"
After saying that, she used her hands to pull her eyelids hard, stuck out her tongue and made a face at me. I was confused by her, so I shook my head and ate the buns. Zhang Nuan saw that I didn't seem to understand what was going on, and said to herself, look at how stupid some people are, they eat the dog leftovers that other dogs don't even eat, so delicious, tsk tsk! I just realized, damn, it turned out that I accidentally scolded myself with what I said just now, because I just said that dogs don't even eat her dog leftovers, but now I eat them, doesn't it prove that I am not as good as dogs! Damn, I have been playing with eagles all my life, and finally got bitten by a little sparrow!
After Zhang Nuan finished talking to me, she went to the bathroom before the next class. I finished my buns and saw that she hadn't come back yet. I couldn't help wondering why her buns were still hot, so I peeked into her desk. I saw something round inside, so I reached out and took it out. After a closer look, it turned out to be a Hello Kitty insulated lunch box. I laughed and wondered why her buns were still hot. It turned out that they were put here. I didn't realize that Zhang Nuan had such a girly side. After looking at it, I quickly put the insulated lunch box back. After all, it would be bad if she saw it. She would say that I was secretly looking through her things while she was away.
When class was about to start, Zhang Nuan came back. I was pretending to be calm. When she came back, she was so excited that she shook the water off her hands and said to me, "Hey, idiot, do you know?" I said, "What are you talking about? I know. Hey, did you wash your hands after going to the toilet? Don't shake them!" When Zhang Nuan saw me saying that, she got even more excited. She shook the water off her hands hard on my face, saying, "I'm shaking it, I'm shaking it. I didn't wash my hands after going to the toilet. This is all pee!"
Finally, I had no choice but to give up and let her throw the stuff in her hand on my face. But from the smell, I judged that it should be water. But if the goddess's urine tastes like water, I can only admit that I am unlucky. Zhang Nuan had thrown enough, and then she couldn't suppress the excitement in her heart and asked me, hey, do you know, when I was squatting in the toilet just now, I heard the girl next to me say that the best height difference between lovers is 13 centimeters, I have to find someone who is 1.76 meters tall! My first reaction was how tall Hong Gou was. I thought about it and thought that he must be more than 1.80 meters. Hum, anyway, he must be much taller than 1.76 meters!
I thought about it and asked her, how tall is your partner? Zhang Nuan was not slow to react this time. She immediately shook her head and said, I won’t tell you, it’s a secret! But Zhang Nuan immediately covered her mouth and said, but I know the height of someone’s girlfriend! I immediately heard that she meant the height difference between me and Lin Yi. I immediately thought about it. I am about 1.70 meters tall. If the difference is 13 centimeters, then it would be... 1.57 meters? ? Damn it, I was so upset at that time, because Lin Yi’s height is about the same as Zhang Nuan. According to her theory, Lin Yi should find someone who is 1.76 meters tall, and I should find someone who is 1.57 meters tall! !
Seeing me standing there with a gloomy face and not saying anything, Zhang Nuan deliberately teased me and said, "What's the matter? Don't you like those cute little loli-type girls?" I kept my head down at the time and only said one sentence, "I will grow up too." Zhang Nuan couldn't help laughing and said, "But we will grow up too!" After that, she laughed there, which made me so angry that I stood up and yelled at her, "I will go play basketball tomorrow!" Just at this time, the chemistry teacher pushed the door in and said to me, "Understand the redox reaction before playing basketball!" This made my face red, and I sat down quickly, and then glared at Zhang Nuan next to me, but Zhang Nuan was there, covering her mouth with both hands and laughing, and then whispered to me, "I like slam dunks the most!"