The Benefit of Having a Goddess Sitting Next to You

Chapter 33: Couples

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At that time, I really wanted to say to her, "Fuck you", but considering that it is very rude to swear at a girl, I changed it to "Drink your sister!" Unexpectedly, Zhang Nuan shook her head and said to me with disdain, "Huh, you may not be able to beat my sister in basketball, she is really good at basketball!" I was also a little surprised at the time. I didn't expect that a sentence would reveal that Zhang Nuan had a sister. I asked her, "How old is your sister?" She said naively, "The same age as me!" I blinked at her and thought in my mind, "The same age? Aren't they twins?" My interest was aroused all of a sudden, so I asked her, "You have a twin sister, why don't you go to school together?" This time it was Zhang Nuan's turn to blink and stare at me. She looked at me strangely and said, "Who told you that we are twins?"

I couldn't help but sneer and said, "Your mother is awesome! She gave birth to two children in one year even though they are not twins. So cool!" Zhang Nuan finally understood what I meant. She came up and slapped me on the back, and then said, "You only gave birth to two children in one year!" She is my adopted sister! Although it hurt a lot when she hit me, I was still a little disappointed because I really thought she had a sister. Even if they were not twins, I thought Zhang Nuan's sister must be an extraordinary person. When I heard that they were adopted, I waved my hands and said, "Hey, you should have said it earlier. You made me so excited." Zhang Nuan immediately frowned, looked at me suspiciously, and asked me, "Why are you so excited?" I smiled and said, "What else can I do? I just want to ask if your sister is 1.57 meters tall?"

Zhang Nuan just said, "Do you want to die?" Then she punched my ribs with her fists, and finally I laughed so hard that I almost got a stitch in the side. In the end, it was my brother who was smart and said that her breasts were exposed again, and finally I finally got her to stop. She was tired of beating me, and she calmed down. Then I told her, can I deliver the love letter to her at noon? Zhang Nuan asked me a little puzzled, why? Didn't I tell you to wait until after school to deliver it, so that the effect would be best. I nodded and said, I know, but I want to go to get your phone after school. If I go at noon, Lao He will definitely make things difficult for me and deliberately delay me from giving me the phone. So I want to go after school when she is in a hurry to go home, so I can save some energy. Zhang Nuan frowned and said, no, I'm not in a hurry, your business is more important, if not, I can ask for the phone next week.

I shook my head and waved my hands to stop her from talking, and said to her with a face full of resentment, "Your phone was confiscated by Lao He because of me. If I don't help you get the phone back, how can I send a love letter to my partner? Is that something a human would do? Besides, the love letter was the idea you gave me, no way!" Zhang Nuan, contrary to her usual behavior, did not refute me. She just lowered her head and said "oh" softly. I was a little surprised by Zhang Nuan's reaction, but I didn't say anything. I just lowered my head and played with my phone. After playing for a while, Zhang Nuan touched me with her arm. I asked her what she was doing, and she showed me her phone. I saw that it was a Weibo post from her classmate. There was a picture of Gobang on it. The picture was a little small and hard to see clearly, but it seemed like there were a lot of drawings on it. Basically, the paper with the grid was almost full. I said, "It's just Gobang, what's wrong with it?"

Zhang Nuan pointed at the picture and said, "Look at what my classmate and her deskmate are playing. They almost draw the whole game before the winner is decided. It's so exciting. Let's play too?" I waved my hands and said I didn't want to play, and said that those were games for children. Who would still play that at such an age? Zhang Nuan pouted angrily and said, "Just decide whether you will play with me or not?" I looked down on her childish look, smiled and said, "You can't beat me even if I play with you. It's boring." Then I lowered my head and continued to play with my phone. When Zhang Nuan heard what I said, she pulled my clothes and said, "If I win, you have to play with me!"

I really admire this little girl's courage. When I was bored at home, my mother would play Go with me to entertain me. Now it takes a lot of time to deal with such a little girl. I sniffed and said to her, "Don't cry or roll around if you lose." Zhang Nuan raised her head and said, "Okay!" I continued, "Just one move, one move will decide the winner!" Zhang Nuan nodded vigorously and said, "Okay!" After that, she tore off a piece of paper from her notebook and started to draw a grid on it with a ruler. I saw her drawing the grid seriously, and I couldn't help laughing in my heart, because this kind of seriousness that only children have can probably only be seen in Zhang Nuan.

It took her a long time to finish the drawing. Because she only had one pencil and I didn’t, she insisted that I ask the English class representative in front of me to borrow another pencil before she could play with me. I said that I could use a gel pen, but she refused, saying that she had worked so hard to draw the grid, and she could erase it with an eraser after using a pencil, but if she used a gel pen, she would have drawn the grid in vain! I laughed at her and said, “Oh, it’s just a game, what’s the point of keeping the grid?” Zhang Nuan didn’t argue with me. In the end, we both used pencils to start playing, but after playing with her for a few moves, I felt something was wrong.

I swallowed my saliva, and the palm of my hand holding the pencil began to sweat. Zhang Nuan might have noticed that I was a little nervous, so she deliberately tilted her head to look at my eyes from below and said, "Why don't you talk?" I frowned and stared at the circles and crosses on the paper, and then said to her, "Don't you know that a true gentleman plays chess in silence? What are you always saying? Just stay still!" Zhang Nuan said proudly, "Huh, I'm not a gentleman, I'm a woman!" I waved my hands at her and said, "Only you and villains are hard to raise!" Then I drew a circle on the paper and said to her, "It's your turn!"

Zhang Nuan drew a cross on the paper very easily. When I saw her position, I couldn't figure out what it meant for a long time. I have played Go for many years and have never seen anyone play like this. However, I have been on the passive defense since the beginning and was led by Zhang Nuan. I almost fell into her trap and died several times just now, so I felt that I needed to be extra careful. If she really won, my reputation would be ruined. I couldn't help rubbing my chin and glancing at the girl, and found that she looked quite relaxed and not in a hurry. She was just waiting for me to make the next move. I thought about it for a long time but couldn't figure out the intention of her move. In the end, I could only think that she was deliberately confusing me. I took the pen and prepared to draw the next step on the paper where I had thought of it. When Zhang Nuan saw where I was going to draw, she asked me, have you thought about it

I was really scared when she said that. I immediately put back the pen that was about to start drawing. I looked carefully for a while, but still didn’t find any problems. I said to her, “You didn’t scare me. I’ll do it here. I want to see what you can do!” Zhang Nuan snorted, drew a cross on the paper and said, “Look for yourself, did I scare you? I was trying to give you a hint with good intentions, but you don’t appreciate it!” I was dumbfounded when I saw her move. Damn, am I going to lose! Damn! I’m going to lose to this little girl! Damn, do I really have to play this game with her for a whole day? ! !

I was sweating on my head and staring at the paper without blinking. Zhang Nuan saw me thinking hard and said, "It's almost done. I've been thinking for almost a whole class. If it doesn't work, just accept the reality. It's just a loss. I actually forgot to tell you that the picture of my classmate that I showed you just now was the one she and I played. Hehe, as soon as I saw she posted this picture, I was addicted and wanted to play a game. It's not shameful for you to lose to me, because my deskmate and I were the champions and runners-up of our class's Gobang. Of course, I am the champion!" Zhang Nuan said proudly and reached out to pinch my face, then said, "Give up, little cutie!"

I watched for a long time, my neck was stiff, and finally I could only say, "You are awesome, I admit defeat." The next two classes were my miserable hell-like life, because I lost, so according to the prior agreement, I had to play with her, but this cunning woman didn't say how many times I had to play with her at the beginning, and I didn't expect that I would lose at all, damn! She is really good, she really abused me a thousand times and never got tired of it, the paper was almost torn by my eraser, because she said that whoever lost would be responsible for erasing the grid with the eraser, which was clearly to make me work, it was okay at the beginning, but then this bitch exerted her strength, I was getting worse and worse, and I felt inferior, and later it developed into almost half a minute to play a round, and erasing the grid with an eraser became a physical job, I wiped out my 2b eraser!

When I saw that the eraser was all gone, I said, "Big sister, please let me go. The eraser is all gone. Can you torture me again when I come back on Monday?" Zhang Nuan held her face with her two small hands and said, "It's okay. I still have a fragrant eraser!" Look! Then she took out a super large eraser from her pencil case. I was stunned when I saw it. Damn, an eraser that was almost half the size of my hand. The most important thing was that it looked like it was only half used. Damn, it was still so big. I understood at that time that this bitch was a professional Go player in class. Maybe it was because she defeated all the opponents in her school and it was lonely at the top, so she never stopped coming here. Today, she saw the picture sent by her classmate, and it suddenly aroused her addiction again, so she started to practice on me. The most insidious thing was that she designed me to play with her. She was really the most vicious woman. She was so insidious and vicious!

I took the half of the oversized eraser from her hand, and then used my half-numbed hand to mechanically wipe the grid. I'm not bragging, I could see the grid even if I closed my eyes at that time, because I was almost reaching the state of no grids in my eyes but grids in my heart. After I finished wiping, Zhang Nuan smiled and said to me, "Does it smell good?" I tiredly picked up the oversized eraser and sniffed the faint smell of milk in front of my nose. I nodded and said naively, "Smell it!" Zhang Nuan held the pencil and clenched her fist and said, "I'm giving you my nice-smelling eraser to smell. Let's continue!" I almost knelt down to her and said to her, "Sister, I was really wrong. Please let me go. I was young and ignorant. I didn't know I met the legendary Five Sons Lady. Let me rest today. Can't I worship you as my master on Monday?"

Unexpectedly, Zhang Nuan closed her mouth, stretched out a finger and shook it in front of me, saying, "No, it's not enough. How can a man give up easily? And my school doesn't accept male disciples!" I was stunned at the time, so I asked her, "Do you have a school for playing Gobang?" Zhang Nuan said to me very seriously, "Of course, do you think there were not many people who wanted to be my disciple in our school back then? But my school only accepts girls!" I wanted to ask her why, but when I thought about playing Gobang and having a school, I became more interested in her so-called school, so I asked her, "What's the name of your school?" Zhang Nuan put her hands on her waist and said proudly, "It's best to call it Nuan Nuan!"

After she finished, she gave me a thumbs up. I said, come on, let's play chess. We played chess until the class was over at noon. I didn't even go to the bathroom. It wasn't because I didn't want to go, but because she made me so dizzy that I forgot to go to the bathroom. When it was time for lunch break, the class suddenly became noisy. When everyone was clamoring to go to eat, Zhang Nuan told me to continue in the afternoon. I almost collapsed when I heard this, but when I thought about the love letter I had to give to Lin Yi at noon, I said, OK, wait until I get back.