I also found out that I am a fucking complaining husband! But I have to endure what I should endure, and I must not compromise on what I shouldn't endure! This is a matter of principle. Zhang Nuan and I stayed together until she left for the afternoon class, although during this period, Zhang Nuan and I would always quarrel if we disagreed.
But when Zhang Nuan was about to leave, I held her hand and didn't want to separate. When she was in front of you, you quarreled with her, and when she was not in front of you, you missed her so much. Every day life has become extremely boring, and the life of going to three points and one line has ruined our youth.
The college entrance exam is a rip-off. Who the hell came up with this plan to screw over the next generation of our country? ! Can you make the math questions simpler? Can you do the Chinese test and memorize less? And there are all those physics, chemistry, and biology questions. God, please save me, please save me~
But the best thing now is that my dad and Zhang Nuan are both recovering and doing very well. I think we need to have some fun in our senior year of high school to survive, so when Halloween came, we started a unique party.
Our school has always attached great importance to the development of students' arts and sports. Isn't Ai Yi a good example? She turned from a wild chicken into a phoenix overnight. Her academic performance was extremely poor, but she was recommended to the Shanghai Theatre Academy. I have a bad mouth. If she knew my thoughts and evaluations of her, I guarantee that when others see me tomorrow, I will be the one with black eyes, red and swollen cheeks, and a limp.
The school's student union posted a notice for the Halloween party very early. Everyone can dress up as they want, and the school has allocated a small amount of subsidy funds to each class. The head teacher actually hates such activities in the school the most, because before and after the event, students can't concentrate on their studies, and the discipline in class is bad.
However, if they do not actively participate in activities, they will be criticized by their leaders. Moreover, if the students in their class do not perform well, or are not particularly outstanding, teachers will compare with each other. This is why every time there is a cultural and artistic activity, even though the head teacher does not like it, he has to be very active.
As early as two days before the notice was posted, I learned about this event from Ai Yi. I also told Zhang Nuan to come as well, since she is a student of our school, although she is on leave. When Zhang Nuan heard me, she rejected me outright and said, "I will not go even if you kill me. If you can't kill me, I will definitely not go back!!!"
I kept pestering her. "It would be boring for me to play by myself if you don't go?" Zhang Nuan said: "Go find Zhang Tong and Ai Yi."
I said again: "I want to dress up as a vampire, but it's so embarrassing without a human girlfriend~" She said: "I see you still want to dress up as a creepy uncle, and then find a uniform to seduce you! Then you can play two roles, the man in the front, and then I'll lend you my bra to wear backwards, and you can be the woman in the back!" Oh my god, you're so cruel!
I made another move and said: "What if I accidentally get seduced by another girl? I don't want to lose my virginity~::>_
Finally, I said: "We are all graduating, and there is really not much time left for us to play together. Maybe we will go our separate ways in the future. I really want to hold your hand and go through every good time with you. Wife, you haven't played with your classmates for so long. I think you should participate in more activities. If you really don't want to go, then forget it. I won't go either. I will accompany you." I think I have to be a little hypocritical with Zhang Nuan! Sure enough, after I said that I would not go to accompany her either, she thought for a while before saying: "Then it's still me. I will go and play with you..."
After Zhang Nuan agreed to my request, I was so happy in my heart, but I didn't show it on my face. Instead, I kept silent and said to her: "Forget it! If you don't want to go, I'll accompany you. I hope you'll be happy." Look, how smart I am! Haha~
Halloween is here, and in the afternoon the school allowed us to go back to the dormitory and start dressing up. I went home on the weekend to get my mom's makeup because I wanted to dress up as a vampire, and a holiday like this should have vampires! So I took all my mom's foundation and lipstick.
So much so that when I went home again, my mother almost beat me to death! "Little bastard, that's the Armani foundation that I barely even use!! That's the limited edition Chanel lipstick I bought!!! That's..." Just buy more if you run out of it. Besides, you're at home taking care of my dad every day, you don't need these things at all... Besides, you're so old, why are you still buying these things like a little girl!
I started applying my mom's bottle of foundation on my face, and the effect was pretty good, it made my face look white! Then I applied it on my neck and arms, and I was fully armed. As long as the exposed skin was covered with white foundation, I didn't miss a single bit! But this small bottle is too small, I always think my mom should buy a bigger bottle next time.
I had created a vampire's bloodless color with a bottle of liquid foundation. I took out the teeth and clothes I bought from a cosplay store and started putting them on. Then I took out the lipstick and started to draw blood on the corners of my mouth. I also deliberately put a little lipstick on the collar of my clothes.
Although my makeup skills cannot be compared with those of a "special effects makeup artist", I think I am the best prepared among my classmates!
After I finished the painting, I started to walk to the dormitories, so that these guys could give me some praises! Haha~ Finally, I went to Zhang Tong's dormitory. He was dressed as a pirate, with a cloth covering one eye, and a scar on his face. He also wore a pirate hat that I bought at the store with him.
The two of us complimented each other because he also did a good job of putting on makeup. If we really had to rank among us, then Zhang Tong and I would definitely be on the list! Finally, it was past six in the evening, and our group also started to go from the dormitory to the school party venue, which was actually a huge auditorium that was decorated.
Because everyone was wearing makeup, and I also found that many people were wearing masks, the first task for Zhang Tong and I when we entered the party was to find our respective wives. Because Zhang Nuan and Ai Yi would definitely be together, Zhang Tong and I did not separate. There were too many people, and once separated, it would be really difficult to find them.
We called them while we were looking for them, but no one answered. We didn't know what the two women were wearing, because no matter how Zhang Tong and I asked, Ai Yi and Zhang Nuan simply replied to us with two words "confidential". Oh my god, they must have done it on purpose. If they couldn't find us, they wouldn't have looked for us. Now is a good time to have an affair! Zhang Tong and I looked at each other and had the same idea!
At seven o'clock, the host on the stage said a few words to officially start the party. The whole place suddenly became pitch black, and many girls shouted twice, "Fuck, call your mother!" What a fuss! Along with those screams, some dim lights in the auditorium lit up. Well, this atmosphere was just right.
The light was enough for us to distinguish the breasts and buttocks of girls! And even if one hand accidentally touched them, we could only say sorry! The light was too dim, and he mistook her for his girlfriend~ Look, what a good excuse! ! Although Zhang Tong and I had already planned the next action, we still symbolically looked for Zhang Nuan and Ai Yi.
After calling and still no effect, we rolled up our sleeves and started to pick up girls! Since I followed Zhang Nuan and Zhang Tong followed Ai Yi, we can be said to be vegetarians and have rarely, no, almost never had contact with other women! Let's just treat it as a small compensation for us today!