The Benefit of Having a Goddess Sitting Next to You

Chapter 38: Ugly frog

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She laughed and pressed the frog's mouth against my mouth. Normally, I hate people imitating my way of speaking, but I don't know why I wasn't angry at all when she imitated my way of speaking on purpose. Instead, I was interested and deliberately imitated her voice and said, "Go to hell!"

As I said that, I reached out to grab her. I thought she would immediately hide away, but I don't know why she just stood there without moving. I grabbed her so stupidly. I didn't think too much at the time. I just thought that if I caught her, I couldn't let her run away again. Then I showed the same fierce expression that she showed when she hit me in the morning, trying to scare her.

But I didn't expect her to slowly put down the frog in front of her, and just looked at me with her big eyes. I didn't expect her to put the frog down at all, and I looked into her eyes without any guard. The room seemed to become quiet in an instant, with only the occasional sound of basketball coming from the playground. But all these seemed so far away to me now, because her eyes made me forget all these, and also made me forget to speak.

If Lin Yi's eyes were clear lake water, then her eyes were the foggy seashore, as if she had thousands of words to say, but in the end she was always speechless, because the fog in her eyes made it impossible for me to see her heart. At this moment, Zhang Nuan suddenly avoided my gaze, and I suddenly came to my senses. In my heart, I kept blaming myself for thinking about it. Why did I always guess her thoughts? How could she like me? We have only known each other for two days, and she has a partner. Besides, even if she likes me, I can't betray Lin Yi because I am Lin Yi's boyfriend.

Although I thought so, neither of us spoke and the atmosphere became a bit awkward. Especially at this moment I realized that I had just been making trouble with her, holding her hands and hugging her from behind!

Damn it! My face turned red and I quickly put down my hands that were still around her back. I wanted to say something, but before I could open my mouth, Zhang Nuan lowered her head and whispered, "Tsk, you're not imitating her at all. It's not fun!"

As she said that, she pushed the frog to my chest and said, "This one is for you. I don't want it anymore. It's too ugly. Play with it by yourself!"

I took the frog with a mixture of laughter and tears, but I was still a little curious about why she wrote my name in the frog's lips. So I held the frog and pointed at the two English words in its lips and asked her, "Hey, why did you write this here?"

Zhang Nuan shook her head and said proudly, "Because I use it as a footrest at night!" It took me a moment to understand what she meant. I was so angry that I immediately stretched the arm holding the frog far away, and then used the other hand to fan my nose and said, "It stinks, it stinks!"

Zhang Nuan's face flushed red and he clenched his fists and placed them at his waist, just like the posture of primary school students when they line up with their arms aligned, and then he argued loudly, "My feet don't stink!"

In fact, if she hadn't told me, I really wouldn't have known that she put it under her feet, because to be honest, there was no smell. I just wanted to piss her off. It turns out that girls don't like others saying that their feet smell. But I was already satisfied to be able to piss her off.

I didn't expect that saying her feet smelled was actually useful. She was so angry that she pouted and blushed without saying anything. I couldn't help but grin. But after laughing for a while, I realized, damn, she only said that she used it to prop her feet up, and she didn't answer me why she wrote my name in the frog's mouth

I thought about coaxing her first and asking her to tell me why I wrote my name in the frog's mouth, because it always feels weird to have my name written on a doll. I took the frog under my nose and smelled it, and then said to her, "Okay, it doesn't stink, it doesn't stink, your feet don't stink at all, okay, your goddess' feet are all fragrant!"

Zhang Nuan snorted when she heard what I said, so I continued to ask her, hey, you haven’t told me why you wrote my name on this frog

Zhang Nuan picked his nose and said, "I've heard from my classmates before that if you're afraid of being bullied by someone, you can find a doll that looks like him, write his name on it, and step on it under your feet every night before you go to bed, and you won't be bullied by him."

I had just arrived at this school and was afraid of being bullied by my deskmate, so I wrote your name on a frog and stepped on it.

My face turned black when I heard this. Damn, is this going to lead to him stabbing me in the dormitory

I asked her in a very unhappy way, did I bully you? After Zhang Nuan finished picking her nose on this side, she went to pick the other side and said, "No, how could you bully me if you are so stupid? It's good enough that I don't bully you, so I gave you the frog!"

I looked at the frog in my hand with a fierce look in my eyes, and then said, I should have burned it! But Zhang Nuan smiled and said, that's not good, I heard it will bring bad luck for three years! I said, then why should I keep it? Zhang Nuan gloated and said, well, keep it well!

This made me so angry that I said, you made a doll and stepped on it every night, and then you had to hand it over to me for safekeeping. Is there anyone as unreasonable as you

Zhang Nuan was so proud that she packed her suitcase and said to me angrily, "What's the matter?" I stood behind Zhang Nuan and said angrily, "Humph, I should go home and make a doll with your name on it and step on it, and see if you dare to bully me again!"

When Zhang Nuan heard what I said, she immediately turned around and said to me, "Go ahead and do it. Who's afraid of you? Humph, but can you find a doll as pretty as me?"

I ignored her, and waited until she turned around to pack her things before I stuck out my tongue at her back. I actually wanted to ask where I could find a doll with such short legs like hers, but I was afraid that she would go back and step on me again, so I kept silent. However, I had a feeling that what she said just now was a joke, because didn't her teddy bear also have words written on it? Could it be that she used that as a stepping stone as well

I just stood there and kept nagging her to pack her things quickly or the school would be closed soon. Zhang Nuan thought I was taking too long, so she turned around and yelled at me, "What's the matter with closing the door? I'll help you get out through the backyard!"

I said impatiently, "Hurry up, sister, hurry up is better than anything else!" She was dawdling in her seat until we left the classroom. I hadn't figured out how to ask her what the hao on the teddy bear meant. After all, if I asked her like that, it would be exposed. She would know that I secretly searched her bag in the room. This matter could be a big deal or a small one. It might make us lose our friendship because of it. It's not worth it to offend Zhang Nuan, my deskmate, for that damn teddy bear.

Needless to say, I was the one who did the hard work when we went downstairs. Zhang Nuan was standing next to me, carrying her Totoro bag and acting as a commander. Of course, she was still there, making sarcastic remarks and touching me. I finally got her big box downstairs, and I was sweating all over.

I struggled to get the box outside the teaching building. Zhang Nuan was the first to run out. She stood outside waving her hands and said, "Too weak, too weak. It exudes the aura of a weak person."

This made me so tired that I sat down on the steps outside the building, pointed at her and said, "I'm not weak at all. Believe it or not, I will kick you and this box to the playground in the backyard!"

Zhang Nuan was angry with me and said, "Come on, come on!" Then she turned around and raised her butt towards me, then slapped my butt hard with one hand and said, "Kick me!"

The most infuriating thing is that this bitch was shaking hard while talking, which made me so angry that I really wanted to stand up and kick her. However, when I stood up, I saw that round butt that was bulging out of her jeans, and I swallowed my saliva, thinking to myself that the shape of her butt was really good, because most Asians don’t have such perky butts, most of them are Europeans and Americans, and with her current posture, I couldn’t help but think about it!

But I was afraid that this bitch would find out that I was looking at her butt, so I immediately said, I'm going to let you go today, it's your turn to lift the boxes by yourself, I can't lift them anymore, my arms are about to break!

Then she stood up and walked over, then pretended to be pitiful and said reluctantly, "Hmph, you're bullying me!"

I said, I am bullying you, your box has wheels at the bottom, there are no steps, and you don’t have to lift it, but you can’t even pull it for a while

Zhang Nuan then hopped and walked in front, pulling the suitcase. I deliberately walked slowly and followed behind her, secretly glancing at her butt from time to time.

She dragged the box for a while and then suddenly squatted on the ground. I knew at a glance without asking, she must be playing tricks and having bad ideas again!

I sighed, walked over with my schoolbag, stood next to her and asked her, what's wrong, Miss

Zhang Nuan squatted on the ground and said with a look of grievance, "Woo, it's not fair. I have to pull such a heavy box by myself!"

I was so angry that I said, "Sister, this is your own box. If you didn't use such a big box, would it be so difficult to move it? It's not fair. You asked for it."

After I finished speaking, I shook my head and stretched my arms which were stiff from carrying the box. Zhang Nuan stood up and said with a frown and a pursed mouth, "But I'm not alone now. I still have a fool like you!"

I interrupted her immediately when I heard her say this, because I knew she was about to mention something about being loyal to my deskmate and how she just helped me write a love letter to Lin Yi, so I told her, "Didn't I carry everything downstairs? You can't even pull a box on this flat ground?"

Unexpectedly, when she couldn't hold it anymore, she immediately gave me a soft one. She stared at me with her big eyes, pulled my sleeve and said, "My dear classmate, I didn't say that I let you pull the suitcase all by yourself. I just want some fairness, okay?"

I can't stand it when I hear her talking in a coquettish way, really. Although she looks quite cute, once you have seen her picking her nose in front of me as if no one is around, you will be completely immune to her tricks. But I am also a mean person. You say that if I just stick to the principles and let her pull the suitcase by herself, everything will be fine. But I won't. I have to ask her in a mean way, how can you be fair

Zhang Nuan was just there blinking her eyes and looking at me with a grin. Damn, as soon as I saw that grin I knew something bad was going to happen, but since she had already asked, I, a grown man, couldn't go back on my word, so I asked her to tell me quickly. She then smiled and told me that we were going to play rock-paper-scissors, and the loser had to pull the box. When I heard that, I thought only a fool would play with her, so I waved my hands and said I didn't want to play!

When Zhang Nuan heard that I didn’t want to play, she immediately pulled my sleeve again and said, it’s not that whoever loses has to keep pulling. It’s like this, if you play scissors and win, the other person has to pull the box for twenty steps. If you play paper and win, the loser has to pull the box for fifty steps. If you play rock and win, the loser has to pull the box for a hundred steps!

Zhang Nuan raised her two index fingers and said, "I didn't want to play with her at first, but it seems interesting now. And the most important thing is that rock-paper-scissors is a competitive game. When I think about the five-in-a-row game she played all day, I think this is a good opportunity for revenge. And the most important thing is that I have a winning secret in rock-paper-scissors! After I made up my mind, I told her that the loser must not cheat or cry!"