"Nuannuan, this is not my makeup!! If you don't believe me, just rub it hard with a towel. I guarantee that even if your skin becomes bald, you won't be able to wipe off the makeup!!! Nuannuan, seriously!!! Just consider it as me begging you, don't go..." As I said this, I held Zhang Nuan tightly with one hand, and with the other hand, I used the towel that Zhang Nuan just threw to me to rub hard the arm that I was holding Zhang Nuan with.
Zhang Nuan saw me like this, looked at my arm again, and finally stopped trying to open the door. Zhang Nuan stood there and looked at me unhappily.
"Leng Shan! Why are you so childish! You, go wash your face first!! I get angry when I look at your face!" Zhang Nuan said, pointing at my already stained face.
"Okay, okay! As long as you don't leave! I'll go wash my face right now!" After I said that, I was about to go out, forgetting that the door of our dormitory had not been opened yet, and then I slammed the door with force.
With a "bang", my face came into close contact with the door. It really hurt, it hurt a lot, my nose felt sore, sore... "Ah!..." The moment I hit the door, I screamed out instinctively! This time I was really hurt.
Zhang Nuan saw me installing the door, and the noise of it slamming was really loud. She came over to me nervously and asked, "Are you okay? Does it hurt?" I was happy to see Zhang Nuan was nervous because of my injury. Then I smiled foolishly at Zhang Nuan, and suddenly I felt a chill on my hand.
"Nose, nosebleed..." Zhang Nuan became even more nervous when she saw my nose bleeding. I was also shocked. This collision even made me bleed a little.
I quickly said to Zhang Nuan, "It's okay! Just wash your face! I'll go wash it now, wait for me here, don't leave!" So I pinched my nose with one hand and gestured to Zhang Nuan with the other hand to let her wait for me in the room. I quickly ran to the bathroom and started washing my face and nose.
"Fuck, this is a real self-torture trick! Let me bleed a little more!" I muttered to myself. I washed my face and nose faster. It hurt so much! My nose was red. I washed it a few times randomly, and when I saw that my nose stopped bleeding, I ran back quickly.
But in just a few minutes, my plan was completely revealed by Zhang Nuan. When Zhang Nuan saw me go out, she wanted to clean up because the nosebleed just now dripped onto the floor. Zhang Nuan was looking for toilet paper in our dormitory to wipe it. Zhang Nuan had been to our dormitory before, so she knew where my things were.
Zhang Nuan took out toilet paper from my closet and started to wipe the blood from her nose on the floor at the door. After wiping, she was about to throw away the toilet paper. As soon as she walked to the trash can, she saw the remains of a crab lying on the side of the trash can, as well as the outline of the self-torture plan I wrote yesterday... Before I implemented the self-torture plan, I deliberately wrote a personnel allocation table...
When Zhang Nuan saw the crab, she already knew the origin of my rash. She knew that I was allergic to crabs, so she knew everything at that moment. When she curiously took out the outline of the self-torture plan I had written from the wastebasket, she looked at the personnel arrangement on it expressionlessly.
When I returned to the dormitory from the bathroom excitedly, I saw Zhang Nuan sitting in the seat that originally belonged to the fat guy, playing mobile games. I felt a little uncomfortable at that time, because when I came back, I saw that Zhang Nuan no longer cared about me at all.
"Nuannuan, I'm done!" I said to Zhang Nuan happily. Now we just need to cultivate our relationship. I'll pretend for a while. If Zhang Nuan doesn't fall in love with me, it won't be difficult to hold hands and kiss her! I said this and walked towards Zhang Nuan.
"Are you playing mobile games?! I haven't played for a long time! You're so good at it!" I looked at Zhang Nuan's mobile desktop's mountain running results, which were over 6,000 meters. Damn, I've only run over 4,000 at most... I praised Zhang Nuan in a flattering manner.
Zhang Nuan ignored me, and I was also very confused. What happened? "I feel much better. You don't have to worry." I said to Zhang Nuan again. I couldn't find any topic to talk about.
"Oh! That's good! Then I'll go first! You don't look like you're in any serious condition, and Zhang Tong's class teacher is really talkative. He's been chatting for so long and he hasn't come back yet!" Zhang Nuan said to me after quitting the game, then turned around as if she was about to get up.
"Wait a little longer! I'm fine now. Why don't we go back to class together?" I said to Zhang Nuan feeling timid.
"Hey, just now I remembered when you mentioned it, how come Wang Mengying didn't come even though she knew you were sick?! Why don't you ask her to come and accompany you! She is more interesting than me, and cares about you more, and can chat with you!" Zhang Nuan said with a smile on her face, looking at me with her eyes fixed.
Seeing Zhang Nuan like this, and feeling the changes in her in the past few minutes, I was so nervous. "No! I have nothing to say to her! We are fine like this. If you don't want to listen to me, then I will just sit aside and keep quiet! You, you stay a little longer..."
I whispered to Zhang Nuan with a guilty conscience. Zhang Nuan suddenly smiled when she heard this, and then said to me as if she suddenly remembered something: "Hey, Lengshan, did your dormitory have a dinner party last night?! Fatty graduated, do other people often come to accompany you?!"
"Ah?!" I was stunned by Zhang Nuan's sudden question. "No, no! I will probably be the only one in our dormitory until graduation! We haven't had dinner together for a long time..." I still told Zhang Nuan honestly.
"Oh, so that's how it is! Where did the crab shells in your dormitory come from? I clearly remember that you can't eat crabs..." Zhang Nuan looked at me with a puzzled look on her face. In fact, when I heard Zhang Nuan say this, I instinctively cast my eyes towards the trash can. Damn, there is always a loophole! How could I forget to take out the trash? !
"Ah?! Well, that was when Zhang Tong came over yesterday and took the food. After he finished eating, he threw it directly into our dormitory! And then he went upstairs!!!" I explained to Zhang Nuan. Actually, my palms were sweating at that time.
"Ah! So that's how it is. That's what I said! You get allergic when you eat crabs. By the way, it should be very similar to the symptoms on your arm now, right?! I've never seen what you look like when you have an allergy!" Zhang Nuan said with understanding.
Damn, Zhang Nuan must have guessed something, but she didn't expose me directly, maybe she was just suspicious, my lie was still a little credible, after all, the rash was real. I sat down on my chair with trepidation, but before I could even settle down, Zhang Nuan's words almost made me fall off the chair.
"Lengshan, I just saw something in the trash can. It's a piece of paper called 'The Personnel Arrangement Table of the Torture Scheme'." Zhang Nuan looked at me calmly and took out the paper from her pocket and put it directly in front of me.
Damn it, heaven, earth, who can save me! Leng Shan, are you still okay? All the plans were ruined by your negligence. When I saw the very clear personnel arrangement table of the self-torture plan that I wrote, I can imagine how distorted my face was.
"This, that... I... am warm..." I couldn't say a word at that moment. I wanted to find a hole in the ground to crawl into, it was so fucking embarrassing!!!
"Leng Shan, when you were a kid, did your aunt tell you fairy tales?!" Zhang Nuan suddenly changed the question, which made me even more shocked. What the hell is going on?!
"Ah?!" I was full of doubts. "Go ahead, tell me. But I just can't remember a lot of things..." I answered truthfully. From now on, I dare not lie anymore.
"Oh! Have you heard the story of The Boy Who Cried Wolf?! A person cannot lie all the time. If he tells lies too much, no one will believe him anymore! I think you don't need to treat your illness. Be careful with your mouth and tell fewer lies in the future. Next time you are sick, you don't need to find so many people to help you arrange this and that. I'm leaving now!" After saying that, Zhang Nuan put his phone in his pocket and left without looking back.
I was stunned there, thinking, this is all fucked up. For a long time after this incident, I was really sick, but Zhang Nuan never came again... She told everyone: "There is no need to see or treat Leng Shan's illness! And there is no need to notify Zhang Nuan!"