"good."
"good."
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No matter what conditions Zhang Nuan proposed to me that day, I smiled lovingly and said "yes" to her. I found that I had no resistance to this little bitch. Although Zhang Nuan said that she had not forgiven me yet, and I had not yet met her requirements, Zhang Nuan and I were really together again.
Now few people are talking about gossip about me and Zhang Nuan, because it is already the end of May, and there are only a dozen days before the college entrance examination. It would be a lie to say that I am not nervous. Zhang Nuan will bring me some nutritional supplements from time to time, and always say: "My brother bought too much, I can't eat it all, I give it to you as a reward!!"
I was very touched when Zhang Nuan brought me something, but the things this little girl said every time after giving me something made me very angry. "If you gave it to me on purpose, just say it was given to me. Why do you always say there's extra food or leftovers? Am I stupid?! Can't you just chat properly? You don't have any femininity at all..."
"Lengshan, don't you want me to... uh... stinky frog... uh..." Zhang Nuan always wants to have a verbal fight with me, but I have a way now! After a round of fierce fighting, Zhang Nuan panted and said to me: "You, you are so mean, I will tell my brother when I go back!!!"
"You only know how to tell your brother!!! If you have the guts, go against me yourself!" I made a face at Zhang Nuan, and then started to do the questions. Zhang Nuan saw me studying, so she stopped disturbing me.
At noon, in the cafeteria. "Hey, Lengshan, I haven't seen Wu Xuyang recently... Ah, and what about Wang Mengying?!" Zhang Nuan sat aside, wanting to chat with me out of boredom. You say this woman can't just talk about something good, something delicious, a good movie, or a good song, but she has to mention those fucking people!!!
"I don't know." I said to Zhang Nuan in a cold voice. Tsk, she said first that she didn't see the pretty boy... I ignored Zhang Nuan and continued to stuff food into my mouth.
"I suddenly stopped seeing these two people, and I missed them a little! They were always around me, but now they are gone. I feel like life has lost its fun, and food doesn't taste good anymore... Oh..." Zhang Nuan said while sighing and picking up dishes.
"Are you very idle?! Why do you think about them?! If you have that much free time, you should think about me more!" I looked at Zhang Nuan angrily and said, and accidentally spit out a few rice grains from my mouth, which then formed a parabola and fell directly into Zhang Nuan's rice bowl. There was also a grain that fell from her face...
“…Ah!!!!! Leng Shan, you are so disgusting!!! You, you…” When the rice grains spurted out, Zhang Nuan and I were stunned, because I didn’t want to do something that would damage my image~ After Zhang Nuan reacted, she suddenly shouted, attracting the attention of everyone in the cafeteria. Others thought I had done something disgusting to her, haha.
"Shhhh! It's just a few grains of rice, don't make such a fuss..." I was also very embarrassed. After all, such a thing was really embarrassing, and Zhang Nuan's shouting made me feel even more embarrassed. Damn, it was all the fault of the pretty boy and Wang Mengying!
"You, you... I don't want to eat with you anymore!!!" Zhang Nuan said, threw down the plate and ran to the bathroom like a puff of smoke! I looked at her like this and thought: How hypocritical, I don't know how much saliva you have eaten, and now it's just a grain of rice, do you have to be like this!
However, I still ate a few mouthfuls of food in a hurry, and then went to find Zhang Nuan, because it seemed really easy to run into a pretty boy at this time!!!
I think I can be a half-immortal! Sure enough, as soon as I caught up with Zhang Nuan and walked out of the cafeteria, I saw the pretty boy, and Wang Mengying was following him. The two people walking in the opposite direction obviously saw Zhang Nuan and me, because they were walking towards us!
"I haven't seen you for a few days! How come I never bump into you during meals?" Wang Mengying came over to me with a smile. I thought to myself: Humph! It would be strange if you bump into me, I was deliberately hiding from you with Zhang Nuan!
But I still replied politely: "Well, Zhang Nuan and I like to eat together." I immediately dispelled any thoughts or ideas they or Zhang Nuan had! Who is willing to eat with you? Are we still going to have four people at the same table? ! Well, there is a possibility, that is, you two become a couple, and then I can face it calmly, just like I did with Zhang Tong and Ai Yi!
"No! I don't like eating with him!!! I want to eat alone in the future!!!!" Zhang Nuan shouted. Damn it, can't you be honest in front of outsiders!!!
"Nuannuan, don't talk nonsense in front of outsiders!" After I said that, I put my arms around Zhang Nuan's waist, and then secretly pinched Zhang Nuan's waist, which didn't have much flesh to begin with.
"You..." Zhang Nuan looked at me unconvinced. Although I knew that Zhang Nuan was a little angry and I looked a little doting, in fact, Zhang Nuan and I were secretly competing with each other, because while I pinched Zhang Nuan's waist, Zhang Nuan also reached one of her hands behind me to pinch me.
But I have to say that the way Zhang Nuan and I acted actually looked like flirting to outsiders. The pretty boy and Wang Mengying on the other side smiled helplessly, and then the two said goodbye to us. Looking at their backs as they left, Zhang Nuan forgot about the secret battle between her and me just now.
"Lengshan, what do you think~ is there a chance for them?!" Zhang Nuan's eyes turned, shining as if she had found some fresh prey. And looking at her expression, I probably guessed Zhang Nuan's intention, she wanted to work part-time as a matchmaker!
"What does it have to do with you?!" I said to Zhang Nuan in a bad mood, but after taking a few steps, I thought, it would be nice if those two people were really together. In this way, I wouldn't have to worry about the pretty boy pestering Zhang Nuan anymore, and I wouldn't have to worry about Wang Mengying pestering me!
"It's hard to say. If we let them develop freely, it will be very difficult! But if someone gives them a push, maybe it will work! What do you think?!" I asked Zhang Nuan. Actually, Zhang Nuan and I seem to have gradually formed a unified idea. In fact, Zhang Nuan feels a little guilty towards Wu Xuyang and Wang Mengying.
"It's meaningless! Stay away from me!!!!" Zhang Nuan walked forward alone, and then I don't know when she contacted Ai Yi, and she and Ai Yi flew away together halfway. I was left with Zhang Tong who was also just abandoned.
"Leng Shan, I've noticed that Ai Yi's temper has been changing recently, and she's driving me crazy... Hey, she was just having dinner and chatting with me, and the next moment she got angry with me and went to look for your Zhang Nuan... Hey..." Zhang Tong walked over to me and said to me with a sigh.
“Tsk, they’re all the same! Zhang Nuan is also in fits and starts. When she’s in a good mood, she’ll flirt with me and act like a spoiled child. When she’s in a bad mood, she’ll quarrel with me! Look, we were a little unhappy just now, and then she ran off with your Ai Yi... Oh..." Zhang Tong and I, two grown men, are not worried to death about supporting a family, but we are worried to death by the women in our family.
If you get married in the future and have a wife like this at home, you will be damn near dead, right? There is no way, Zhang Tong and I are the ones who are damn near dead! Zhang Tong and I, two big boys, sighed and talked about our own unhappiness. As soon as one foot stepped into the teaching building, Zhang Tong and I received a call from our wives at the same time.
"Hello, Lengshan, my period has come. Can you help me buy sanitary napkins for daily use!!!" Zhang Nuan said after I answered the phone.
"Zhang Tong, my period has come. Go buy me some sanitary napkins for night use!!!" Ai Yi said on the other end of Zhang Tong's phone.
Besides, the two girls hung up the phone without giving me and Zhang Tong a chance to talk. Damn, we are at school now. Although the school supermarket has that thing, how can we two boys go to the supermarket to buy it?! And what about daily use and night use...
“You go…” “You help me…” Zhang Tong and I said to each other at the same time. In the end, neither of us was willing to compromise, so we went together. Each of us took a pack of sanitary napkins to check out, one in front and one behind. The cashier and other people in the queue saw Zhang Tong and I like this and their faces were filled with black lines.