The goddess said goodbye to us completely, and our trip for today was over. I also had to say goodbye to my healthy self. "Let's go back! Look back 1,500 times?! More than 1,000 times!!!" Zhang Nuan shook her arms and strode towards the station.
"Five hundred glances between the two of you in this life are not enough, why don't you catch up and look at each other more and send them back? The next life has already been booked!!!" Ai Yi and Zhang Tong said unhappily, and then followed Zhang Nuan and strode forward.
Zhang Tong and I were left standing there staring at each other, and then we both said bitterly: "What should we do?!" "Just chase them!" Besides chasing them, were we really going to just stand there like a log?! Zhang Tong and I started running, because those two girls really didn't plan to wait for us!
Finally caught up, well, just treat us as invisible people! Zhang Tong and I are also having a headache. In fact, although we both glanced at her thighs today, we only went to this extent this time and definitely didn't think about it any more! Then what kind of cat doesn't like fishy smells? !
Besides, they were the ones who greeted us on the three occasions we met, so what does it have to do with us?! It was unfair! When we returned to the hotel, Zhang Nuan and Ai Yi had to wait for Zhang Tong and me in the lobby because we had room cards in case the two of them got together.
Even though we had a fight, and it was about being single, Zhang Tong and I would never give these two women the right to sleep in separate rooms. Otherwise, who knows if there would be news tomorrow saying, "Two men came out publicly in a certain hotel!"
When I got back to the room, I sat in the bedroom anxiously, waiting for Zhang Nuan to attack me. Only in this way could I counter her moves! Because it really wasn't my fault this time, I felt confident.
"Isn't it okay?! I looked back at you fifteen hundred times! I left your phone number and added you on WeChat. Is the only thing missing from your harem changing dynasties?!" After Zhang Nuan came in, she sat next to me and started talking about me.
"Wife, I am so wronged! Even more wronged than Dou E!!! You saw it too, during those few times we met, she was the one who came to greet me and Zhang Tong first, and I was just speaking to her out of pure politeness!!! And that one thousand five hundred times, that never happened at all, and even if it happened again, that was something from my previous life!" I said to Zhang Nuan half coaxing and half explaining.
"Why, the one in your previous life isn't okay either!!! What didn't you do in your previous life? You look back at others every day. Do you think you had a cerebral thrombosis or a crooked neck in your previous life? By the way, haven't you seen enough in this life? Why don't you give me a call and make an appointment to have a good look? Who knows, maybe you two can get engaged in the next life!..." Zhang Nuan's words were like a faucet that had been opened.
"That's impossible! Maybe I wasn't even human in my previous life! Besides, she wasn't as good as you in my previous life. We must have looked back at each other more than 1,500 times in our previous life!!! It's even more impossible for her to be your opponent in this life! Because we have looked back at each other so many times since we met until now! She can't compare at all!"...
I talked to Zhang Nuan and she couldn't help laughing a few times, and then she went to take a shower and sleep. It's not easy to be a man, and it's even harder to be a man like me. When I came out of the shower, I saw Zhang Nuan lying on the bed with her back spread out.
It seems that this bed belongs to her alone! Half of the quilt fell to the ground, and the other half covered her little head. One leg was still riding on my pillow. I shook my head helplessly. It seems that my life will not be easy in the future. Anyway, I can't snatch the quilt from her!
I walked over, adjusted her sleeping position, and then got into bed myself. But I don't know what happened today. Although I was exhausted, I couldn't fall asleep even when I got to bed. When I couldn't fall asleep, I wanted to find someone to accompany me through my insomnia, and now the best candidate was none other than Zhang Nuan.
"Nuannuan, my wife~" I started to call Zhang Nuan softly, and then my hands were still not honest and kept wanting to touch her. I blew a few breaths on her ears and eyes. Zhang Nuan started to get restless. She slapped the place where she was sleeping with one hand. She thought she was dreaming.
I reacted quickly and grabbed Zhang Nuan's hand. Zhang Nuan felt uncomfortable being held by me, so she started kicking her legs. Then one of her legs was clearly on me, and I became the pillow. Looking at Zhang Nuan's sleeping posture, I couldn't help but want to tease her.
I started to play tricks on Zhang Nuan's little face, kissing her little eyebrows, kissing her little nose, and finally kissing her little mouth. Happiness is a quiet night, you and the girl you love are lying in bed, and then you can wantonly impose various small punishments on her.
After I covered Zhang Nuan's mouth, I couldn't bear to leave. Her lips were as soft as a piece of dyed tofu, which seemed to melt in my mouth. I pinched her nose with my hands at first, and Zhang Nuan had no choice but to open her mouth to breathe in fresh air. In this moment, I successfully went from a superficial taste to a deep exploration of the inside.
Zhang Nuan couldn't help making some noises, and then started to hit it with her hands, trying to get rid of the stinky thing that was blocking her breathing. However, after her efforts, she found that breathing became more and more difficult. In order to breathe better, she could only follow my strength and slowly adapt.
This damned little devil, why is she so restless when sleeping at night, her legs keep changing positions, although we both wear long-legged pajamas, I can't stand this contact. I turned over and Zhang Nuan was accidentally pressed down by me, and I became even more presumptuous.
Zhang Nuan finally opened her eyes after my torture, but it took her a while to react. "You, what are you doing! Get out of here!!!" Zhang Nuan said and slapped me in the face. I didn't dodge and she hit me right on the face.
"You can't be honest for a moment!" I said to Zhang Nuan wickedly. In fact, my hands were not honest at all at this time. As for where to put them, anyway, I didn't go to the mysterious area, because I didn't dare to do it~囧~
"You, you hurry up and get out of the way!! I, I want to find Ai Yi!!!" Zhang Nuan actually wants to find Ai Yi at this time? ! Are you kidding me? Even if you, Zhang Nuan, don't want anything, you can't be so discouraging. Do you think that after we get married, if I want to do something with you, you can just go find Ai Yi? I don't have those bad hobbies!
"What did you just say?! Who are you looking for?! What are you looking for her for?!" I said while constantly using my mouth to stimulate Zhang Nuan's various sensitive organs. This stinky girl who doesn't understand romance actually told me to look for someone else when I was creating such a good atmosphere, and it's not okay to look for a woman!
"Look, look for Ai Yi... You, you are too bad! I, I don't want to be with you anymore!!!" Zhang Nuan said in a voice that gradually grew louder. Am I too bad?! I think I am already very good to be able to maintain this state! I endured the risk of hurting my second brother to hold back!
"Do you have the guts to say that again!!!" This time I asked my second brother to walk around the doorstep of Zhang Nuan's sister's house. Zhang Nuan, Zhang Nuan, you'd better be smarter. You have to figure out what the situation is now!
"Ah... you, you just go away quickly, I, I, who, can't I just not look for anyone..." After the feeling just now, Zhang Nuan suddenly became very obedient, which was not bad.
"I'm telling you, don't mention looking for Ai Yi in front of me anymore! Don't look for Ai Yi anymore! Do you know whether she wants you to disturb her now? Even if you are not romantic, you can't disturb her nightlife, right?!" I said to Zhang Nuan in a bad mood. She is really ignorant!
Zhang Nuan frowned, not daring to move, and then said in a low voice: "Oh, I see." Seeing Zhang Nuan like this, sometimes shy, sometimes angry, in short, her expression was really unpredictable in just a few minutes.
"Wife, as long as you don't break the last line of defense, you can still do other things. I'll leave you the last line of defense, so you should obey me tonight!" I said to her while touching her all over. Okay, turn off the lights, cover yourself with the quilt, and don't think too much.