The air around us seemed to be frozen. Those who were playing basketball on the playground had left long ago. Only the rustling sound of the poplar trees beside the playground remained. She and I had entered a state of complete selflessness. I felt that I had become one with nature. At this moment, I stomped my right foot hard and shouted, "Stone!"
Although I couldn't feel the numbness in my feet at that time, I still felt that it was the right thing to do, because my loud shout released my momentum at once. In fact, when masters fight, the difference is often not the level of skills, but whether the momentum overwhelms the opponent at the moment of attack. So if I roar first, I have already won half the battle!
Zhang Nuan was no ordinary person. She immediately clenched her arms and jumped a little. Then, perhaps because her nose was a little itchy, she secretly scratched it with her little finger and shouted loudly, "Scissors!" Then we both shouted at the same time, "Cloth!"
After that, the two of them punched at the same time from behind. It was truly one of the most classic duels in the history of rock-paper-scissors. In Zhang Nuan's words, it was earth-shattering and awe-inspiring. In my words, it was despicable and shameless, and horrible to watch. Of course, the first half of my sentence was about her, and the second half was a comment on my own tragic experience.
As expected, Zhang Nuan deceived me again. She didn't play paper or scissors! Damn it, she played rock! ! What the hell!
As a simple and honest man, I just took out a pair of scissors as I had thought before. Zhang Nuan stood up straight, dragged the big box to me, patted my head, and then raised my right hand that had just punched as if greeting a puppy and handed the pull ring of the box to me. Finally, she whispered in my ear, "Why are you so cute, especially when you lose, so I can't help but always want to beat you, just to see how miserable you are after losing, so cute!"
As she spoke, she rubbed my face vigorously with both hands. My face changed into various shapes in her hands. Sometimes it looked like clouds in the sky, sometimes like the insole of a janitor's shoe. Finally, the shape that stayed in her hands and her favorite was the face of an alpaca.
I finally understood a saying, there is no greater sorrow than a dead heart. I numbly pulled up the box behind me and walked between heaven and earth, but I could not shake this little girl who sometimes couldn't even tell the difference between scissors and rock. I decided to give up my identity as a rock-paper-scissors master. Oh, damn, just when I was thinking about this, why did I suddenly feel the box behind me getting heavier and heavier!
I looked back and saw that Zhang Nuan was sitting on the box. She was holding a fluffy dog that she had picked up from somewhere.
She sat on the box and hit my back with a fluffy dog, and she was excitedly shouting, "Go!" This made me angry, so I threw the pull ring of the box and said to her with a stern face, "Get off!"
She twisted her body hard while sitting on the box to deliberately annoy me, saying, "I won't get off, I won't get off!" She poked the furry dog in her hand into my nostrils, and kept saying "Hey, hey". I snatched the furry dog from her hand and put it in my mouth to chew and eat it. Zhang Nuan stared at me with her big eyes, and then kept saying, "Ah, you ate my furry dog! You have to compensate me, you have to compensate me!"
I was so angry that I had no place to vent, so I walked towards her with a dark face and a dry laugh, and said as I walked, "Okay, I'll compensate you, I'll compensate you well!" Zhang Nuan saw that I was going to make trouble with her, and also saw that I wanted to take revenge on her because she had played a trick on me all day, so she jumped down from the box very smartly, and looked at me like she was bullied and said, "What are you doing?"
I laughed and said, I'll use my money to compensate your furry dog! Zhang Nuan ran around the box in circles, and I chased her from behind. We were both laughing as we ran. After chasing for a while, I deliberately teased her and said, "Huh, since we can't catch her, we can only take her box away!"
As I said this, I pretended to run with the box, and Zhang Nuan screamed on the ground, "Ah, you bad guy, don't steal my box, the box is mine!"
As she said that, she ran behind the box and pushed it forward, with her two little legs paddling hard behind the box. Not to mention her two little legs were quite fast, and we arrived at the school gate in a short while. I was a little tired from the fight with her just now, so I walked slowly behind her. When I got to the gate, she was already waiting for me there, and she said that I walked so slowly, and that I was an old person!
I said, "Okay, I'm an elderly person, so why don't you say hello when you see an elder?" Zhang Nuan rolled her eyes at me, stuck out her tongue and said, "No way!"
I looked at the school gate and it was empty. There were basically no students. Of course, there were no cars to pick up students. Seeing this, I asked Zhang Nuan, "Hey, your family didn't drive to pick you up?" Zhang Nuan sat on the box and pouted and said, "Huh, they won't come to pick me up!"
I didn't ask her why she didn't come to pick her up, because I felt it was not good. Although she used an iPhone, it didn't necessarily mean that her family was rich, so her family didn't necessarily have a car. Of course, it was also possible that her family had a car but didn't have time to pick her up. But no matter what, I don't think this is something I should ask as someone who has only known her for a few days. After all, we are not close enough to talk about family. I scratched my head and asked her, how are you going
Zhang Nuan sat on the box and said boredly, "Bus." I nodded and said, "Okay, I'll take the 80 bus home." When Zhang Nuan heard that I was going to take the 80 bus, she jumped off the box and asked me excitedly, "Doesn't the 80 bus pass by No. 8 Middle School?" I said, "Yes, it does pass by. Why, are you taking the 80 bus too?"
Zhang Nuan bit her finger and shook her head without saying anything, so I waved my hand and said, "I'll go ahead and take bus No. 80. What bus are you taking to go home?" Zhang Nuan rolled her eyes as if she had thought of something and said to me, "I don't want to go home. I'll take bus No. 80 with you!"
I was confused by her sudden decision, so I asked her, "Why are you working in the 80s? Why don't you go home and play with me?" Zhang Nuan said with a chuckle, waved her hands and said, "Who wants to play with you? I want to go back to No. 8 Middle School to have a look!"
I nodded and said, "Let's go." Zhang Nuan asked me to wait, and then took out her cell phone to make a call. I listened to what Zhang Nuan said, "Okay, then I'll let him walk with me for a while, and then wait for you to finish." Zhang Nuan hung up the phone and said to me pitifully, "Can you walk with me for a while?"
I frowned and asked, "What are you strolling for? Aren't you going back to No. 8 Middle School?" She said, "Ah, but he has something to do and can't accompany me. Can you accompany me to stroll around the school for a while?" I pouted, looking reluctant, because I was thinking about going home early tonight to have dinner and watch Happy Camp. If I go to No. 8 Middle School to accompany her now, how long will I have to work before I can take the bus home
Zhang Nuan saw that I seemed reluctant, so she quickly walked over to me, pulled my clothes from behind with her two little hands and said, "Is that okay? Is that okay?" I was annoyed by her nagging, so I said, "Okay, okay, then I'll walk with you, is your partner okay with that?"
Zhang Nuan's expression suddenly became a little ugly, she just shook her head gently and said nothing. When I heard that her boyfriend had no objection, I would accompany her for a walk. After all, she had helped me a lot and treated me to KFC. I said to her, OK, let's go! Zhang Nuan jumped and handed over the handle of the big box, then quickly sat on the box again and said happily, Great, big idiot, hurry up, hurry up!
I took a few steps and then told her, "Get down quickly. The road outside is not our playground. It's not paved with cement. It's not as flat as an asphalt road. You are so old and heavy that you've broken the wheels!"
Zhang Nuan sat on the box and shook her arms vigorously, saying, "No, no! It's not heavy, you're just cheating and don't want to pull the box! We agreed that you lose and you get to pull the box!"
I stopped and thought I should explain to her nicely, "Sister, don't you like this box? If you sit on it like this, the wheels will wear out in a while. How will you pull the box if the wheels are broken?"
Zhang Nuan sat on the box and rocked and said, "What I like is the box, not those two broken wheels. If it's broken, it's broken. I don't care about it!"
Seeing that it was useless to say anything to this damn spoiled brat, I was too lazy to argue with her anymore and started pulling the box in front. Sure enough, before I had pulled it a few steps, I heard a loud bang from behind. I looked back and saw that one of the wheels had fallen off.
Zhang Nuan, who was still sitting on the box, cried out in pain. I ignored the wheel and just looked at her. She immediately jumped off the box and came over to me listlessly, looking as if she was admitting her mistake. Then she quietly pulled the back of my clothes and said, "I was wrong. Please help me fix the wheel. I will never sit on a box again. Please, my good deskmate. You are the best deskmate in the world..."
Zhang Nuan kept mumbling for a long time, all of which were flattering me. I didn't say anything for a long time. It wasn't that she was really angry and didn't want to help her fix the wheel, but she was thinking about how to fix it. I waved my hands and said to her impatiently, "Okay, okay, I'll fix it for you, just stand aside and don't make trouble!"
Zhang Nuan said happily beside me, "I knew my deskmate was the best! I told her, I can't guarantee that I can fix it, don't blame me if it doesn't work!"
Zhang Nuan nodded wildly and said, "Yeah, don't worry, I believe in you, you can definitely fix it, because you have short arms and legs!"
After listening to her for a while, I felt that the praise had gone awry. How did the short arms and legs come out? I was squatting on the ground trying to figure out how to fix the wheel, so I stood up and asked her, "What does my short arms and legs have to do with whether I can fix the wheel?"
Zhang Nuan opened her eyes wide and said to me seriously, "Because you are the same as Doraemon, you have short arms and legs but are good at fixing things!" After saying that, she deliberately squeezed her upper arms and shook them vigorously, just like the lucky cat at the entrance of the restaurant, except that Zhang Nuan's lucky cat was more like a hemiplegic with cerebral thrombosis.
My face turned dark at that moment, and then I looked at Zhang Nuan who was still waving her arms excitedly and said, "Do you still want me to help you fix the wheel?"
Zhang Nuan also noticed that I didn’t seem to like her metaphor, so she slowly restrained her actions and said pitifully, “Of course I do. I’m not talking anymore. Please fix it!”
I glared at her unhappily, then squatted down to continue figuring out how to install the wheel, but I still heard Zhang Nuan muttering softly, "Doraemon, come on!"
I looked for a long time and found that it seemed that there was something that could be repaired, because Zhang Nuan's box was of very good quality, except that the wheel had fallen off, but the middle axle was still on the box and was fine, not crooked. I put the wheel back on and found that the screw that fixed the wheel was missing, so I turned around and looked for the screw on the ground, and Zhang Nuan came over and asked me what I was looking for. I said I was looking for the screw to fix the wheel, and Zhang Nuan said she would help me find it. However, the difference between me and her was that I was bending over to look on the ground, while she was squatting on the ground and moving slowly to look on the ground. Only then did I realize that she was a little nearsighted, but she never wore glasses to look good. I looked at her squatting on the ground and couldn't help shaking my head, hey, a girl.