Zhang Nuan saw that I behaved well later, so she didn't argue with me for too long. And with my unique glibness towards Zhang Nuan, how could she really be upset with me? However, after the incident with Liu Shishi, I finally realized what it means to hope that peach blossoms will not bloom, and the most unintentional peach blossoms are rotten for you to step on!
To paraphrase the words of the seniors from the previous class: "It's true that each class is worse than the last!" We all went through this, but I really want to say, freshmen, why are you so shameless? ! Because I work in the Sports Department and am a member of our department basketball team, I naturally became a leader's assistant in this year's Freshman Cup basketball lottery, leading those freshmen to play in the game.
As a result, not only did the people who had a crush on me come to me, but even the new freshman girl also stuck to me every day. In fact, the feeling of being pursued by others satisfied my vanity very well, but it also brought me a lot of problems.
"Lengshan, where are you?!" Zhang Nuan called me and asked me. The current situation is that Zhang Nuan calls me at least four or five times a day to check on me.
"Ah, I'm having a dinner with the people in our department. We just finished the game, so let's celebrate! I won't go to you for dinner tonight!" I said to Zhang Nuan. Before I could cover the microphone, a girl next to me said to me, "Brother, you are so handsome! I have decided to take you down!!!"
At that time, I even wanted to vomit blood! The key point is that I had just told Zhang Nuan that I would not go to her, and she deliberately took advantage of me while I was on the phone to take me down. I think I was really going to be taken down, but I didn’t know where to take me down.
Before I could open my mouth to explain to Zhang Nuan, she said, "Oh, great! It's only been a few days, and another one wants to take you down?! Okay, go and get busy! I tell you, Lengshan, if I can't see you within ten minutes, you'll have to deal with it yourself!" After Zhang Nuan finished speaking, she hung up the phone.
I looked at my phone helplessly, then looked at everyone, and said uncomfortably: "I'm sorry, I have something else to do. Have fun, everyone, and we'll get together again later!"
"I'm not saying anything bad about you, Lengshan, but you're too fucking afraid of your wife!!! No, you can't leave today no matter what I say!!! You're the vice-captain of our college's basketball team! You can't leave, right? Everyone, tell me!!!" said a boy from Northeast China who was in the same class with me. We usually had a good time together, and it was no secret that I was afraid of my wife.
"Look at you, what are you talking about! What do you mean by being afraid of your wife!!! This is called pain! You want pain, but it's not there yet!" I tried to smooth things over for myself, because after looking around at everyone else present, I estimated that except myself, no one would stand on the same front with me.
The girl who just said she wanted to take me down also said: "That's right, senior brother, you led us to play this game, and when you left we all dispersed and didn't have enough fun... You can't be embarrassed because of what I said just now! I, I was just kidding..." After the girl finished speaking, a blush appeared on her face.
Actually, she said it half-jokingly and half-seriously, because she really treats me differently. Everyone has reminded me of this problem, but I didn't take it seriously. But since she said that, if I really left, it would seem really disrespectful.
I thought about it, and then said, "Okay, I won't leave! Then I'll go out and make a phone call first!" Then I stood up. I didn't dare to make a phone call in front of them now. On the one hand, I was afraid that these people would suddenly say something shocking while I was on the phone, and on the other hand, the most important thing was that I was afraid that Zhang Nuan would get mad at me on the phone...
"Zhang Nuan, look, I just finished a game with the freshmen of our college today, and I'm the next department head, so it's really hard for me to leave. Can I come to you a little later after dinner? I promise I'll keep myself clean!!!" I started to make promises to Zhang Nuan on the phone.
Zhang Nuan listened for a long time before finally saying to me: "Okay, I'll let you go today, but I'm telling you, Lengshan, if you do it again, you'd better quit your sports department! Otherwise, you can choose between me and it! Let me know that there will be another Liu Shishi!!!"
Zhang Nuan finished talking in a coaxing tone and hung up the phone. I am so damn wronged! Back then, when you, Zhang Nuan, had dinner with your senior brothers and classmates in the department, I was left aside by you! ! ! ! When your senior brothers implemented a gentle policy towards you, I was also jealous!
The more I thought about it, the more I felt sorry for myself. Why did I chase after you so happily at that time? But now it's my turn, can't you, Zhang Nuan, chase me twice? Thinking about it, I felt less guilty towards Zhang Nuan.
After the dinner that day, it was already very late, but I still reported to Zhang Nuan's dormitory. I also brought a lot of delicious food to Zhang Nuan, and she felt relieved. I know that the more Zhang Nuan treats me like a brother, the more she cares about me. Seeing her worrying about me and being jealous, I am still very happy.
In fact, I always feel that I am a successful man. No matter what, no matter how angry Zhang Nuan is with me, I will make her happy before every Friday, because Saturday and Sunday are the days when I need happiness the most, and I can't be hard on myself.
On Saturday morning, Zhang Nuan and I went out shopping and visited our store. Now, Zhang Nuan and I have two small stores, one is a boutique outside, and the other is a small store rented in a small shop inside the school. Zhang Nuan manages our small business very carefully.
This week, it was the time to collect money. Zhang Nuan's wallet was full of money. Two compartments had about 3,000 yuan! In fact, the money was not much, but because it was earned by herself, it had a different meaning. Zhang Nuan was very happy to receive the money. So was I, so I said to Zhang Nuan: "Wife, I'm thirsty, buy me a big glass of juice!"
Zhang Nuan looked at me and said, "Let's drink mineral water! Juice is so expensive and not nutritious!!!" Damn, how can it be nutritious? ! Juice can also be nutritious? ! Besides, a glass of juice is only eight yuan!
"We just got our salaries! Can you be a little less stingy?" I was a little unhappy. After all, I got some of the 3,000 yuan! It was just a glass of juice.
“Even if you have money, you should spend it on the right things, okay? Isn’t mineral water good?! It’s the best for quenching thirst! No matter what, either drink mineral water or be thirsty!!!” Zhang Nuan said this and walked away. Helplessly, I could only agree with her opinion and drink a glass of mineral water.
All day I kept complaining to Zhang Nuan that she was narrow-minded and stingy! But I found out that I was wrong, because when we went back to the hotel at night, the things in my hands were almost all the things Zhang Nuan bought for me with our salary. There were clothes, pants and shoes.
"Look at you, you didn't even buy me a glass of juice, how could you be willing to buy me so many expensive clothes and shoes!" I really didn't understand Zhang Nuan. She spent almost $100 to buy me a pair of shoes, so why didn't she buy me a drink at noon today!
"You're so stupid!" Zhang Nuan looked at me with beautiful eyes, then hit me on the back of my head with her hand and said, "You don't even pay attention to buying new clothes and shoes. It's the changing season! Besides, you won't die if you don't drink a glass of juice!!!" After saying that, Zhang Nuan happily took the things she bought for me and gestured to me, asking me "Do they look good?"
"I didn't buy it for you, why are you so excited?" I looked at Zhang Nuan and didn't know why she was so happy.
"You're just being ungrateful! You're not happy when I buy you things! Change, change!" Zhang Nuan kept asking me to put on new clothes.
"Sister, it's not time to wear such thick clothes. Do you want to kill me with the heat?!!!" I don't want to be suffocated to death!
"No, change it quickly!" "No, I don't want to die of heat!" "You must change it!"
"Okay, let's suffocate to death together! Come in!" I pulled Zhang Nuan closer to the bed.