I turned around and looked at her helplessly, "Big sister, we are escaping from the dormitory to play games, not doing anything else." Unexpectedly, Zhang Nuan still looked at me with her eyes wide open and said, "Then how are you going to escape? Where are you going? Will you be caught by the teacher?"
I asked her with a bit of disdain, what's the point of asking this, what, do you still want to skip the dormitory with us? Zhang Nuan opened her eyes wide and said to me, of course, I haven't skipped the dormitory yet, you can take me with you!
I was really impressed. I looked at Zhang Nuan in disbelief and said, "Sister, we wanted to skip bed and go out to play games. What can you do so late at night? Everywhere is closed. Are you going to the Internet cafe to eat instant noodles?"
Unexpectedly, Zhang Nuan said to me in an unconvinced manner, "Hmph, you just underestimate me. I'm very good at playing games. Have you forgotten that I'm your loser?"
I was a little dumbfounded with my mouth open, and then I explained to her that we were going out to play Dota, not to play Gobang online. But Zhang Nuan didn't care about that and wanted to skip bed with us. It seemed that in her eyes, skipping bed was as exciting as jailbreaking. I had no choice but to tell the God of Gamblers that another person would go with us in the evening, and that person was my desk mate Zhang Nuan. At that time, these bs' first reaction was as dumbfounded as mine. Dana even asked me if Zhang Nuan was going out to get a room with someone in the evening. I said, bullshit, she could go to the Internet cafe with us then. It would definitely not be okay for a girl to go out alone at night, and I was worried.
They all said I was good at it. Even though I had broken up with my boyfriend, I immediately had my deskmate with me again. I even had someone to keep me company all night. The big shot also said I was good at playing games and after playing games I would hang out with my deskmate.
I was too lazy to explain to them anymore, so I went back to tell Zhang Nuan the details of escaping from the dormitory at night. First of all, we were not allowed to wear skirts because we would need to climb over the wall at night, and wearing skirts would be like using her underwear to seduce us nakedly. Zhang Nuan told me not to worry, and said that she didn't bring any skirts to school at all.
Then I told her that the second point is to bring a top, because although it is quite hot during the day, it is already autumn and it is quite cold at night, so you should bring an extra top to prevent catching a cold when sleeping in the Internet cafe at night. When I said this, Zhang Nuan excitedly asked me if I needed to bring a piece of clothing for me. I told her not to worry about it and just take care of yourself. Although I knew that my words were in vain, and when I really skipped the night shift, there would definitely be problems, but I still continued to talk to Zhang Nuan, and also don’t bring too much money, because when you fall asleep in the Internet cafe at night, you may lose things, and it would be bad if you lose all your money. After all, the experience of being robbed countless times in the Internet cafe and not even having the money for a taxi is still fresh in our memory. Zhang Nuan patted her little pocket and said, it’s okay, I have money, I’m not afraid of losing it. I thought at the time, shit, your mother is really rich, we can’t compare to her!
After I said so much, Zhang Nuan opened her eyes wide and asked me worriedly, "Is it possible that we will be caught by the teacher?"
I laughed and said, nonsense, if there is no danger, how can it be called escaping from the dormitory? There may be teachers checking the dormitories at night. If they find that there are few people in the dormitory, they will go to major Internet cafes in the city to catch people that night. This is the case in our men's dormitory, but I don't know about your women's dormitory.
Also, every night on the small road outside the school, there is a night patrol team composed of teachers driving cars, who specifically catch those who climb over the wall after evening self-study. Once caught, they will be punished, and their parents will be called the next day. Anyway, these are the two points where it is easiest to get caught. I will tell you if I encounter other points.
I didn’t expect that after I said all this, Zhang Nuan looked at me with admiration and said, “Oh my god, you are simply the t-bag in the school!”
My face turned black and I couldn't say a word for a long time. I was thinking, damn, there are so many handsome guys in Prison Break, why did you have to put a pervert in my picture
While having dinner in the evening, I sent a text message to Lin Yi, asking her if she wanted to drink milk tea. Unexpectedly, Lin Yi replied to my text message very quickly, telling me that no, and asked me to eat more in the evening.
When I saw her text message, I read it over and over for a long time and couldn't bear to exit it, because Lin Yi would usually just reply to me with "no thanks", but almost never said something like "I need to eat more". I don't know why I suddenly felt a lot closer to her. Although she is still in the stage of considering it, I feel more warmth than when I was with her. People are really strange animals.
Just when I was holding my phone and looking at the text message Lin Yi sent me with a happy face, the God of Gamblers was there, swallowing the three fresh vegetables in big mouthfuls while explaining to Liu Feng and Dana with his mouth full of oil about the speed flow equipment he had recently researched. The funniest thing was that Zhang Nuan was beside them with her eyes wide open and listening carefully. Yes, you read that right. Zhang Nuan was having dinner with the four of us big men. Because we were going to skip bedtime together at night, Zhang Nuan followed us big boys to the cafeteria after class just now, and naturally sat together. Moreover, Zhang Nuan was very generous and treated us to a bowl of rice in the cafeteria. At that time, these bitches said in unison, "Thank you, Sister Nuan!"
Damn, I feel like a gangster boss's henchman, but as soon as I see God of Gamblers and Liu Feng, I can't help but want to laugh, because we all look really weird and misshapen.
The God of Gamblers stuffed another big mouthful of rice into his mouth and then stared with his big eyes and asked Dana, "Dana, do you know which martial arts is the most powerful in the world?"
Dana stared at the God of Gamblers with his brows furrowed as if thinking hard, while he secretly picked up a piece of meat from Dana's plate with chopsticks. Then he tentatively answered, "Sunflower Manual?"
The master waved his hand and said, "That's a few. I tell you, the only way to defeat martial arts in the world is to be fast. I have recently finished reading all of Gu Long's novels. You can't even see the most powerful people in them make a move, because you will be dead before you know it. So the speed-flow equipment I have been researching recently is based on this idea. The speed is absolutely fast. Whether you are supporting the battlefield or retreating, no one can catch up with you. And if you choose these heroes...
Dana kept nodding his head, lowered his head and ate the meat he had just taken from the God of Gamblers' bowl in one bite. After eating, he was still asking the God of Gamblers which specific equipment to give out. Then I saw that the meat in the God of Gamblers' bowl all went into Dana's bowl in a short while. The God of Gamblers was still talking with shining eyes and full of energy. But I found that Zhang Nuan was also obsessed. It was the first time I saw a girl being distracted by a boy talking about a game she didn't understand at all. Fortunately, I reminded her several times to eat quickly, and she took a few mouthfuls of rice, and then swore to me that I could definitely do it. Humph, just wait for me to torture you!
My face darkened and I didn't want to pay attention to her. I lowered my head and ate quickly. Liu Feng, on the other hand, was eating there while listening carefully to what the God of Gamblers said about equipment. Then he asked the God of Gamblers, "God of Gamblers, this set of equipment of yours only increases movement speed. How can you kill someone without increasing attack power?"
This time it was really funny, not only me but even Dana stopped eating and stared at the God of Gamblers with wide eyes. The God of Gamblers blinked and thought for a long time, and finally slapped the back of his head and said, damn, yes!
This almost made Dana and I laugh our heads off, and Zhang Nuan was still nodding as if she understood. I was thinking to myself, you know nothing, girl, why are you pretending to be an expert
After dinner, we decided to go back to the classroom for some evening self-study, which would be safer because there was only a teacher in the corridor watching us during the self-study.
But sometimes Lao He would suddenly come back from home to see us during evening self-study. I don’t know if she really cared about us or if she was too lazy to do anything at home. Anyway, the result of our discussion was that the four of us would wait until the evening self-study was over before leaving.
During the evening study, this God of Gamblers was like a drug addict, tapping the table with both hands. I asked him what was wrong, and he called it warming up because he was afraid that his hands wouldn't be fast enough.
I was so fucking helpless at the time. How fast do you, a jungler who has been playing for thousands of years, have to be? Are you talking about the speed at which you crack melon seeds while playing games
But I just nodded helplessly. After all, the God of Gamblers doesn't always play with us, and he regards this as compensation for accompanying his wife all day instead of with us brothers. But every time we play with him, we will age several fucking years.
And it's not only that God of Gamblers bitch who makes me worried, but also Zhang Nuan. Just now when we came back from dinner, this little girl slipped into the supermarket without me noticing, and brought back a big bag of food. I won't tell you exactly how much there was, but it's enough to lock Dana in a small dark room and eat for a week.
I asked her why she bought so much food, and Zhang Nuan told me seriously that she was afraid that there would be no delicious snacks after going to the Internet cafe, and she thought it was her first time to go out with us, so she bought some delicious food for us. She also said that we, several big boys, were too rude and didn’t even prepare some delicious food for dinner. Fortunately, she was there, otherwise we would all starve to death at night and would not be able to play any games.
I was helpless at the time and said to her, "Sister, we are going to the Internet cafe to stay up all night, not elementary school students going out for a spring outing. How are we going to climb over the wall with so much food?"
Zhang Nuan stared with her big eyes and said unconvincedly, "What if we go there so late at night and there is no supermarket near the Internet cafe? Then we won't be able to eat anything delicious all night?"
I said to her expressionlessly, if you are hungry, there are instant noodles in the Internet cafe. When Zhang Nuan heard what I said, she immediately pinched the plastic bag containing her delicious food and said, I don’t eat instant noodles. Eating instant noodles at night will make you fat!
After she said this, I looked her up and down, thinking to myself, haven't you given up on treatment a long time ago? But after thinking about it, I decided not to say this out loud, because saying in front of Zhang Nuan that she was a little fat would be asking for a fight. In the end, I could only sigh and say to her, "Don't worry, sister. If there is no supermarket near the Internet cafe, I will take a taxi with you to a 24-hour supermarket to buy food and then go back to play, okay?"
Zhang Nuan rolled her eyes and looked at me with disbelief. After thinking for a while, she asked me doubtfully, "Really?" I smiled bitterly and asked her, "Sister, when have I ever lied to you?" But Zhang Nuan didn't believe me at all. She just snorted and looked at me with disdain. I asked her helplessly, "Then how can you believe me?" Zhang Nuan raised her eyebrows and put her little finger in front of me and said, "Pink!"
There was no other way. In the end, I signed a contract with Zhang Nuan, who was so confident that she would never change her mind. After we signed the contract, I asked her, "Are you satisfied?" Zhang Nuan nodded and said, "Hmph, I'll trust you for now."
Although I'm not an expert, I still can't help wanting to eat the food Zhang Nuan put between our chairs, but I'm too embarrassed to ask. What I can't understand is that Zhang Nuan has been playing with her phone and didn't eat the food in the bag at all. I thought about it for a long time before I came up with an idea to ask her, "Sister, you don't have to bring the food tonight, what are you going to do with it?" Zhang Nuan seemed to have expected that I would ask her, and immediately turned around and said to me with a smug look, "Feed the puppy!" I was really impressed. This girl made me speechless with just one sentence.