Chapter 565 The donor's head is very round (1/3)
Suitable for bald heads
Good-looking head
Destined to Buddhism
Pooh, pooh, how can you say such unlucky things? Gu Tingyu didn’t want to give up his passions and desires, shave his hair and become a monk. He wears robes all day, and he can’t eat alcohol or meat. He has to abide by the rules and precepts. The most important thing is even female sex. Can not be contaminated.
Don't think about it, dream!
"Senior is polite, my head is more square and not too round." Gu Tingyu said.
He is really square now, how can he not think that what the eminent monk said turned out to be an invitation to him, wanting to invite him to join Buddhism
What a joke, how is this possible? He wouldn't join a Buddhism organization that shit dreams of. He really likes this colorful world. With so many girls around him, if he doesn't overthrow one or two, he can still be worthy of the protagonist's halo
joke.
Impossible, certainly impossible.
"Don't think about it, don't you really think about it? You are very close to Buddhism." The old monk advised.
"No, no, it's definitely an illusion. My head is square, not at all. I think the monkey's head is quite round. Seniors can pay more attention to the monkey." Gu Tingyu hurriedly laughed.
The monkey looked upset, Gu Tingyu was really his old enemy.
Why does it want to be a teacher, it has to withstand the test, and the bastard Gu Tingyu turned down the invitation of the eminent monk, old enemy, old enemy.
But what Gu Tingyu said is quite right. The monkey has always felt that its head is round. If it is taken off, it can be used as a football. It has never seen a monkey with a rounder head.
It's strange to say that this Great Liangshan Mountain has only one monkey besides the Demon Ape. It is a pity that we haven't been out of Great Liangshan Mountain for so many years.
As far as the head is round, the monkey has never been afraid of anyone.
Its head is not rounded either high or low.
"The donor really doesn't plan to think about it?" the senior monk asked, "the donor has a Buddha heart. If he can convert to Buddhism, his future is boundless."
"Well, seniors kindness, the younger generations have a heart, I will go back quickly, find a plastic surgery hospital, and then put my head in a circle, the one that can be as round as it is, senior, let’s say goodbye today, hope See you again, goodbye."
After saying that Gu Tingyu carried the ancient Bodhi tree, he pulled Xiaobai, Yudie and Jiu Menghai
The tortoise escaped from this terrible place.
If this predecessor is rough, Gu Tingyu is still enough to resist. He has always been confident in his hairstyle, and if he changes a hairstyle suddenly, he will still be a little uncomfortable.
So, you can't shave your head anyway.
Absolutely not.
"Donor, are you really determined?" the monk still reluctantly asked.
"The kind that is very determined, my heart is like a rock, and never soft. Senior pay more attention to the round-headed monkey next to you, and then leave. I hope to wait until the end of the world, until the day I die, and meet again! "
No matter what it is, Gu Tingyu doesn't plan to meet this monk again anyway, tired.
Really tired.
"The donor, since the heart is still impetuous, the poor monk is willing to wait for you. When you want to open up one day in the future, the poor monk will personally shave for you. The door of the Buddhist family will always be open like you. The poor monk will pray for you in front of the Buddha day and night. , I pray that one day you can fall into the embrace of Buddhism." The words of the eminent monk are still spreading behind Gu Tingyu and the others, the kind that can't be dispersed for a long time.
It wasn't until Gu Tingyu and the others ran out of a mountain, throwing away the mountain behind them, that they stopped.
Regardless of breathing heavily, he took a few sips quickly.
"Bah, baah, this old monk is really true. I cursed people like this the first time I met, so I don't need to pray every day. I will never be shaved as a monk." Gu Tingyu reached out and touched his hair. For fear of reaching out and touching it, there is nothing on his head.
Fortunately, they are still there.
That's it.
"Hey, Senior Gu doesn't really consider the proposal of that senior? What a good opinion. In other words, I always think Senior Gu's head is quite round and not square at all." Yudie said with a smile.
Xiaobai also nodded again and again, covering her mouth and laughing nonstop.
Gu Tingyu's face was particularly ugly, and his forehead was covered with black lines.
"Yidi, we are familiar with each other, but please don't curse people, my head is square, especially square, not even a bit round." Gu Tingyu said this is a little embarrassing, is it true that my head is really strong Round
Do you want to shave your head
Bah, how can you have this kind of thought? I definitely can't have this kind of thought. Shaving one's head will never be able to shave in this life.
"Okay, okay, Senior Gu, no more jokes." Yu Die stopped laughing, for fear that it would make Senior Gu unhappy. If Senior Gu, the lucky thing, doesn’t play with her, he won’t accompany her to make copies. How to do it.
Receiving goods with Senior Gu is really full.
Speaking of receiving the goods, everyone's eyes could not help but look at the bodhi tree and the enlightenment stone on which the bodhi tree took root.
The enlightenment stone is no more than the size of a palm. It is like the seed of a bodhi tree. This bodhi tree grew up from the roots of this enlightenment stone.
"It should be divided among the spoils. No, it should be divided among the spoils. Everyone can say that there is only one stone of enlightenment, but this bodhi tree that has been grown for more than a thousand years is also a rare treasure. Nine treasures have no right to say. The wretchedness is in the tortoise shell, and reward you with a few spirit stones. You can't contaminate this thing." Gu Tingyu's distribution is very fair.
The Jiubao Turtle is a soy saucer. It can't help you with anything, and it just messes up.
"I am a wretched thing. I want to keep the incense and prevent us from being extinguished by a wave, okay." Jiubao retorted, but he had no confidence.
"My opinion is for you, Senior Gu," Yudie said with a smile.
Although she liked the Enlightenment Stone very much, she also heard what the high monk said before.
"It would be a waste to separate the enlightenment stone from the ancient bodhi tree forcibly. Senior Gu can always accompany me on the adventure, so that the treasure is given to Senior Gu, as it should be." Yudie said with a grin, "Senior Gu, don't refuse. , As long as Yudie can go to Senior Gu’s house and sit under the ancient tree for comprehension and comprehension in the future."
Hearing Yudie's words, Gu Tingyu nodded. He originally wanted to exchange Yudie's share with what he had originally thought.
He also didn't want to separate the enlightenment stone from the ancient bodhi tree, because once separated, the treasure would completely lose its original effect.
"If this is the case, then I don't do too much hypocrisy. I will accept the bodhi tree and the enlightenment stone. I don't have any good things here. I can only give you some spiritual stones. Please don't refuse Yudie." Gu Tingyu Take out some high-grade fifth-grade and sixth-grade spirit stones as compensation and hand them to Yudie.
"Next, we are going to Tailiang Mountain. Don't go wrong this time."
(End of this chapter)