The 310 dormitory was surprisingly not as usual. Liang Ziwen and Zhou Yu seemed to be calculating something together, while Kong Lingjian was listening and memorizing by himself, and he was struggling to catch up with the final exam.
There is a strong learning atmosphere in the air. No, it doesn't seem to be very appropriate to say that. This group of students who have already gone to college has nothing to provoke them to study, except for girls.
And what they are doing now is nothing more than three things, first, sum up Langfeng’s expression, second, sum up Langfeng’s words, and third, sum up Langfeng’s actions!
Damn, don’t ask me why I am so boring, fuck, at least I don’t think I’m inferior to him when I look at his outfits? Look at the appearance of the skin, except for Liang Ziwen, who is a little more delicate, they seem to be stronger than him, right? But why the fuck are there three such beautiful girls around this servant, and Lao Tzu doesn't even have a "hair" around him? Don't fucking say it's God's will!
Unequal treatment brings about class division. In order to catch up with Langfeng and even become an offensive and defensive alliance, the three brothers wrote Langfeng’s heavy pick-up methods on a piece of paper, and then prepared to take three copies, one for each. Start learning!
Four years in college, I didn’t get a girl, and I let the evildoer in my dormitory snatch them, and they couldn’t bear to kill them, but Langfeng came back and watched everyone communicate so fiercely. He just wanted to go up and have a look, but was immediately caught by three people. With a'cut', he turned around and ignored himself.
Helplessly "touched" his nose, Langfeng lightly coughed his throat, and said, "You must have three points to chase girls!"
As soon as the voice fell, the three of them immediately turned their heads back at the same time. The previous offensive and defensive alliances hadn't known where they died, and their faces were in full bloom like chrysanthemums, waiting for Langfeng to teach them the experience of picking up girls.
"The first one, you have to do what you like!" Langfeng narrowed his eyes, and explained in a way: "You chase a girl, you have to know what people like, and then you try to get familiar with other people's favorite fields, let They think that if you can talk with you, even if you are successful, for example, I, Gao Lin loves to dance, I went to An Zhiyi to sign up for the dance club the first night, don’t you?"
Wolf Peak was talking all over the sky, no matter whether it was a coincidence or a chance encounter, he directly positioned himself as a love expert, and babbled against the three rookie players.
"The second one is going to be able to do a show!" Langfeng stretched out his second finger, took off his shoes and pants, and then explained again: "For example, Gao Lin, I have always been indifferent. But do I really think so in my heart? It’s definitely not. Now every one of this girl thinks that she is a princess, and she wants to let others spoil her, chase her, you have to be different from others, for example, when I was in class Play porn!"
Langfeng said with a smile, looking at the three roommates who nodded as if pounding garlic while holding a piece of paper in each hand, they said the word'a piece' in their surprised expressions.
"Third, you can realize it yourself! It's easy, how can you insist on chasing after shamelessly, and there is a reasonable reason!" Langfeng finished his last sentence and just took off his coat and went straight into the bed. Close your eyes.
"Are these three points? Brother Qian, are there any other skills?" Liang Ziwen rushed forward and shook Langfeng, but was stopped by Kong Lingjian, with a mysterious smile on his face: "Brother is already Enlightened, see how Brother will deal with a girl tomorrow!"
Kong Lingjian smiled, and then Liang Ziwen and Zhou Yu also smiled, a little wretched, some "**" and "dangling", but Langfeng didn't care about them now.
Although lying in the **, Langfeng still put his mind on his mysterious tattoo. He wanted to communicate with the mysterious tattoo. He didn't know if he would succeed, but there was always an illusion, this There must be a secret in a mysterious tattoo.
First, he formed a large circle of gold and wood energy in his body. Langfeng began to gradually use two kinds of "sexual" energies to surround the mysterious tattoo on his chest, but no matter what, everything You can't rush to the last layer, you can only swim slowly one centimeter away from the mysterious tattoo. As long as you rush forward a little bit, the resistance of a kind of mayfly shaking the tree will be passed to you.
Langfeng’s gold element belongs to "sex" and also "sex". No one knows what it is, only that the effect it brings is hardness, super strength, and unmatched endurance, and wood belongs to "sex". "Sex" is a repair. The combination of the two is definitely not a simple effect like one plus one. Langfeng controls his own gold element to form an awl shape, and violently moves toward his tattoo again. Stabbed everywhere, but suddenly there was a pain from the soul, and then he fainted.
The lights in the 310 dormitory have been turned off, and no one saw Langfeng fainting at the last moment, and Langfeng himself did not know whether he was asleep or fainted, because fainting shouldn't be dreaming.
In the dream, Langfeng saw the surprisingly beautiful woman again, and then her face was still blurred, but Langfeng had a kind of love from the heart. The woman sighed at herself and gently touched her. The long knife that was interrupted by the hand, then waved at him, and disappeared again.
It was another strange dream, very short, but it made Langfeng wake up late the next day!
I have to say that three monsters went out from 310 today, all with half sleeves. Among them, a non-mainstream student also specially blocked his Adidas logo with a King Adidas logo, and all the colors below are clear. Among them, Zhou Yu’s pair of white jeans is very thin, and it looks a bit familiar, and the soles of the feet are all “color” sneakers. The three of them look like three men from the countryside, the only one that doesn’t match. That is, the three people did not have the little inferiority complex that the countrymen came to the big city. Instead, they all went into the classroom as if they had won the battle and slept with the island prime minister’s woman. The classmates in the classroom who were not full were shocked.
"Hey, what's the matter with these three students?" Below, the long legs who had been poisoned by Langfeng for a class whispered to Gao Lin, who was sitting next to him, and asked in a low voice.
"Who knows! Did Qian Chuan instill any bad thoughts last night?" Gao Lin stroked her forehead with a helpless expression. The performance of these three people looked so familiar with that nasty magic. Teacher, no, the big liar looks too much!
"Qian Chuan?" His long-legged face turned pale, and then he said, "Is it the one sitting next to me? If it wasn't for the fixed seat, I would definitely leave here!"
"Who said no!" Gao Lin rolled her eyes and made a helpless expression.
Girls will get together faster than boys. They have more topics, cosmetics, celebrity gossip, supermarket discounts, food... etc., many of them can let several girls play together at once, even if they are connected by the same fate. The same goes for the murdered Gao Lin and Long Legs.
The two discussed together for a while. Although Gao Lin did not say that Langfeng’s identity is absolutely unbelievable, but the topic is always around this wretched boy, thinking day and night. Ever since, Gao Lin had a dream at night, dreaming that someone told herself Qian Chuan was a big liar. As a result, she saw that the person who told herself Qian Chuan was a big liar was Qian Chuan... If you can control my dream, you will let him I dreamt that you are a liar
Gao Lin forced herself not to believe in Langfeng, and continued to watch with interest the three boys who were pretending to be crazy and selling silly by the way, with shy smiles. They looked a little less natural than Langfeng, and a little less insignificant.
But no matter what, the three of them have completely attracted the attention of the girls around them. They were very happy and excited to look at each other, and then pretended to be nonchalant and started reading, but in the next second, their eyes were not on them. Up...