Only then did Li Wei feel that his momentum grew, he raised his head and followed Xu Ziming into the Xiaoxiang Pavilion. Without Xu Ziming's order this time, Li Wei said, "Clean up here." He immediately moved a chair and started to clean up, so that Xu Ziming was in front of him. Yiliang: "Leadership, this kid also knows the truth."
Xu Ziming never cares about these trivial matters and ran directly to the second floor. He thought to himself that he didn't know what this little girl was doing today. Thinking of yesterday's scenes, his heart was still beating. Pushing the door and entering, she saw Shi Shui'er sitting on the edge of the bed solemnly, staring at herself tightly.
On my day, this lady is catching me. Xu Ziming is like a thief who was caught upright. His big face is slightly red, but Shi Shui'er smiles: "You wicked person also blushes."
Hey, this bitch is teasing me? Xu Ziming's old face was thick-skinned, and his blushing was just a matter of moments, and he recovered in a flash: "Unexpectedly, the lady was waiting for me in bed."
Shi Shui'er didn't realize it before, but now he says so, isn't it? He couldn't help but blush, and screamed: "If you want to die, you will chew on the roots of your tongue."
Xu Ziming chuckled, he wanted to accept it, and then he really became a shameless person. Shi Shui'er saw that he didn't speak, his eyes fixed on him, and said angrily: "What are you doing."
Hey, can't this girl occasionally be a little birdie, she's fierce, but fortunately she is beautiful enough, otherwise I won't bother to care about you, and said: "I owe young lady money, I have to help you make suggestions. , Pay back the silver sooner, so I am free."
Shi Shui'er whispered: "Don't you want to stay in our Xiaoxiang Pavilion?"
Damn, this girl, it's really embarrassing for Lao Tzu to push her down and scream, and not to push her down and make trouble. Xu Ziming said honestly: "Miss, at any rate, I'm a big man. If you are a prime minister or something, you can be considered a prominence. You can't expect me to be a **** for you all my life."
Shi Shui'er snorted: "If you really want to leave, you have to pay me off before you leave, otherwise I will go to the government to sue you."
Xu Ziming said, "Miss, don't worry, I am worth a lot, and I will do what I say. Okay, I have another idea today, but this method can't be immediate, but it can get a long-term benefit."
Although Shi Shui'er didn't like this person's big mouth and talking nonsense, he knew that he was a real person, and said: "How can I say this?"
Xu Ziming said: "Miss, how do you know why this man likes to come to the brothel so much?"
Shi Shui'er's face blushed, and he secretly said that this person didn't know how good or bad he was speaking, and said, "It's not all shameless guys, and desires control their brains."
Xu Ziming rarely joked with her. Instead, he said: "This is not good. Men, although most of them are like this, but such people generally want some face, and face is the life of a man. The sons like to make appointments. A friend, a friend, a friend, come here to drink some wine, talk about poems and songs, show coquettishness, and appear to be an artistic youth at any rate, not a prodigal boy. Therefore, talent is their most important thing, you can say The brothel is the best place to show their talents."
It was the first time that Shi Shui'er heard such a theory, and secretly thought that there was some truth to it, but after hearing it, he said angrily: "If it is to show your talents, why not study hard? At the palace exam, the title of the gold list? very?"
Xu Ziming said: "Reading was originally to cultivate sentiment. This is for the sake of the title of the gold list. The people who are really high morals, even if they don’t study, they must be a distinguished person. They are officials for the benefit of the people. Realize their ambitions. And most of these people are not easy to understand. They often need to use wine to sorrow, come and go, and become a romantic figure on one side, but it is not easy for them to want to be appreciated by others. Therefore, they truly become. The champion scholar, if not a nerd, is a great genius."
Shi Shui'er said: "Unexpectedly, you are a flowery person, but you have a lot of knowledge."
Xu Ziming said in his heart, Lao Tzu knows eighteen martial arts, and I will push you down one by one. You will know my ability, but my face is very correct: "So, if you want this brothel to open well, you have to play some tricks. Play some elegant art, they like to match each other, so we accompany him to match each other."
Shi Shui'er did not speak, knowing that he would speak down, and was not in a hurry. As expected, Xu Ziming looked at her only to greet herself, and sighed: "Miss, your eyes can really eat the villain. This thing says. To make it simple, we set up five seats, the reserve price is one hundred taels, anyone who wants to do it can sit on it with silver. But I write down a couplet, if anyone can match it, we will seat him on it. Hang up his sign, and he will sit alone in this elegant seat. What does the young lady think?"
Shi Shui'er gasped. The way this guy makes money is really scary. Yesterday, he just made a novel auction, and he easily earned one hundred and fifty-two more in one night. Now if it were these five chairs After I get it out, I'm afraid that five hundred taels of silver will be raised up. What is this guy's brain made of? Suddenly Feng's eyes rounded and said, "This method has followed you, but honestly, how much did you earn last night?"
Xu Ziming chuckled and said, "I made three or four hundred taels by selling flowers. That seat, hey, also three or four hundred taels."
Shi Shui'er almost fell from the bed in fright. She took a group of sisters and worked hard to grind the meat. The entire Xiaoxiang Pavilion only earned more than a thousand taels. This guy ran around so casually and came over shamelessly. After listening to me playing some tunes, and earning so much money, he said angrily: "I won't give you the silver of the elegant seat."
Damn, Xiao Nizi wants to ruin my money. Xu Ziming said: "It is my duty to come up with ideas for the young lady, so I shouldn't have money."
Shi Shui'er said strangely: "Really?"
Xu Ziming said, "Of course, it's hard to chase after a big man with a word." Just when Shi Shui'er secretly said that this person had a little conscience, Xu Ziming smiled and said, "But this couplet is very troublesome. Miss, you should set aside. Let me replenish my body if the money comes down."
Shi Shui'er said in air: "Isn't that right? I don't know how to do it. It doesn't need you anymore. I just write two pictures at random and it will be enough."
Xu Ziming snorted, "There are only five seats in this elegant seat, with hundreds of taels of silver every day. If the lady makes a simple pair, don't blame me for not being dedicated to the lack of silver in the future."
Shi Shui'er screamed: "Do you think you are the champion? You think you are so amazing. If I have a pair, you can face it, I will believe you."
Xu Ziming shook his head and smiled, noncommittal, his arrogant appearance made Shi Shui'er angry just looking at it.
Shi Shui'er said: "A sheng song, sing through the nine directions of clouds and water."
Xu Ziming chuckled, Xiao Nizi still had some patriotic thoughts, which was not bad, and said: "Nine Springs Drum Music, hastened into a piece of rice."
Shi Shui'er hummed, "The ice disappears and the snow turns, and the mountains and rivers are colorful again."
Xu Ziming opened his mouth and said, "Winter comes and spring comes, and China reappears in various forms." To my heart, Lao Tzu was born in New China and grew up under the red flag. This patriotism is much higher than you.
Seeing Shi Shui'er opening his mouth and wanting to speak again, Xu Ziming pretended to be high-pitched, as if he sang: "Lost in the rivers and lakes carrying wine, Chu waist is slender and light in the palm. A dream of Xiaoxiang in ten years has won the name of the brothel."
Shi Shui'er's body was shocked, and he looked at the man in front of him in disbelief. He saw his blue and white shirt with the brim folded up, and his eyes looked into the distance, deep and leisurely, and could not help whispering softly: "Ten years of sleep for Xiaoxiang dream, win the brothel's name "With a move in my heart, did he see my loneliness? Suddenly seeing Xu Ziming turning around with a hippy smile, there is no such thing as an admirable look before, and he bitterly said: "Knowing that you are a master, okay."
"No!" Xu Ziming categorically refused: "Hey, I thought of an excellent couplet, to ensure that the crowd is full, and let our Xiaoxiang Pavilion fly at a speed like that, and it's a fame."
Shi Shui'er smiled: "Let's talk about it."
Xu Ziming said: "This is not in compliance. Let me write it down. I promise it. If it's not good, if the bastard is really right, I will grab his tail and throw it into the Qinhuai River."
Shi Shui'er caught him with a bad language, and said with a smile: "The bastard has a tail, but the bastard has a tail?"
Xu Ziming laughed: "I said hatch it before throwing it away, but this couplet will kill you. This money is a big saving. Miss, we are so familiar with each other, so let's consider it cheaper for you. Hundred taels."
Shi Shui'er said in air: "Dead bastard, people have gone to the side of the road too much, a pair of couplets, and landscapes only sold a tael of silver, you actually want a hundred tael, it is better to grab it."
Xu Ziming smiled hippiely and said, "Miss, you are wrong again. I said one word and a hundred taels. It depends on how many words I write."
Shi Shui'er Susu pinched his waist with a small hand, and shouted, "I'm going to kill you."
Xu Ziming knew that he was capable of pinching meat, so he avoided and said, "Miss, you think, this couplet is only a few words, one hundred and two words, at most only a thousand taels of silver, the role of these five chairs But when you get older, you can earn back all your profits in just a few days. Besides, this idea is what I think, you should always give it some sweetness."
Shi Shui'er akimbo her hands on hips, angrily rising and falling, and after a while, she said: "If you can't even get the money back, I'll take your skin off. Write it."
"I want you to pick up my pants. The skin is bloody and ugly." Xu Ziming laughed shamelessly, watching Shi Shui'er pinch her hand, and hurriedly said: "The four treasures of the study are waiting for you."
Then, the sound of footsteps quickly sounded, and Li Wei got his pen, ink, paper, and inkstone ready and went down. The lady's scented boudoir seemed to be able to go straight to Ming brother, too awesome.