Hum, fortunately the old man asked me to practice calligraphy, otherwise I don't seem to be uneducated today, Xu Ziming said: "Shui'er, Momo, I'll consider it forever."
Shi Shui'er was really mad at him, but he wanted to see what couplet he could come up with, so he muttered, angrily holding the inkstone with one hand on the side, and grinding it up with one hand, Xu Ziming grinned. The old man with his legs turned up high, he looked like a fool, his eyes closed, and the corners of his mouth suddenly smiled: "Since I can't get the money for this chair, this couplet should cheat her."
Shi Shui'er looked at the corner of his mouth with a smirk, really wanting to smash the inkstone on his face, Xu Ziming suddenly raised his eyes and looked at her, Shi Shui'er immediately thumped in his heart, thinking that he had seen it through, and saw a hand shadow next to him. Stretching over, he immediately crossed his eyebrows and said, "What are you doing?"
Xu Ziming traversed her hair with a big hand, but finally landed on a wolf's hair, and smiled: "How to write without a pen, miss, although you are beautiful, but I am not a casual person, unless you seduce me and want Otherwise, my concentration is very strong." After saying this, Xu Ziming couldn't help but despise himself in his heart. It's too shameless. You can say anything like this, but the little girls' hair is quite smooth.
Shi Shui'er glanced at him stealthily, and saw Xu Ziming already standing up, three fingers together, little finger supported, thumbs up against the brush, and he started to splash ink on the strip of paper. Only for a moment, he lost his brush. , Walked out comfortably, and said: "Miss, you will mount it later, hehe, if it's convenient, get your money ready."
Shi Shui'er hurriedly took the paper and glanced at it, and saw that his pen was strong, the front of the pen was compelling, the font was chic and beautiful, and the unspeakable pleasing to the eye, could not help but read it out softly: "The maple red fades, the cold frost destroys the chrysanthemum. Winter is approaching autumn. The lotus willow and thin geese make a sad sound, and they say that, the cicada is sorrowful." The tears fell involuntarily: "Could it be that he is also suffering in his heart, and he doesn't want to tell me more?"
The sad guy in her mind has already been running by the Qinhuai River alone, and the spring breeze is proud: "Hey, that's not an Shanghai League just now, hehe, it should be called Shangyu, haha, it has more than 20 characters. , Even if it’s a discount, at least two thousand taels of silver should be counted."
Knowledge is silver, this is true!
I wandered back and forth a few times on the road. Today, I’m afraid that Xiaoxiang Pavilion will go over and walk through the scene. Whatever you want, Xu Zi thought about it in secret, and it’s been a few days since I came to this world. First it was Shi Qingxuan, who is a performer. It was Chu Xun, the little pepper in the Dudu's Mansion, and then there was this inexplicable Shi Shui'er, followed by Pepe and Mei Zi. There are so many beauties in Jinling. Could it be that the water of the Qinhuai River nourishes beauties
After thinking about her daughter for a while, Xu Ziming thought of Yinzi again, and when he thought of Yinzi, he thought of Shi Shui'er again. Let's go and bring her a few thousand taels of silver, lest the little lady fall back on the bill. Then Xu Ziming thought of Xiaohu's again. Guy, this guy must be a face of the underworld, and he is the godfather behind it. This underworld needs silver support. The next step is to open a bank and branch. Hey, back to ancient times, not only has to open a brothel, To run the underworld, we also need to run a bank. I am really busy in Japan.
Then I was even more moved by the two beauties who are as famous as Shi Shui'er, and smiled, when I get this thing done, I will go to meet them.
The more Xu Ziming thought about it, the more vigorous he went, and he went to Shi Shui'er. Shi Shui'er directly gave him a wad of silver bills. Xu Ziming saw that he had as many as three thousand taels. Hehe said: "Thank you Miss for the reward."
Shi Shui'er looked at him almost resentfully: "You are usually a hippie smiling face. It turns out that you also have a lot of sorrow in your heart. If you have something on your mind, you might as well tell me."
Xu Ziming was startled, and then he remembered his writing on the banquet. It was really touching. The situation was miserable, and he was about to refuse. Suddenly, he thought that this little girl was rarely brought to the door, and it was a bastard because of the cheap price. He hugged her wanton and tenderly, pretending to sob and said, "Miss is so kind to me."
Shi Shui'er just wanted to refuse, and when he heard him cry in a low voice, he was embarrassed to refuse. Xu Ziming took the opportunity to wipe the oil with a big mouth. He was very busy, but even pretended to be sad. It was so uncomfortable. This girl is really uncomfortable. A technical job.
Shi Shui'er saw that his movements became more arrogant, and he actually went around to the front line with his big hands, pushed him away, blushing, and changed the subject: "Can your Lianzi really come to the Xianlian?"
Upon hearing the couplet, Xu Ziming immediately refreshed his face and said: "I have one, but I don't believe anyone else can match up neatly. So, miss, you can sit at the cash register with peace of mind. Even if someone really does the opposite. , We are just missing one elegant seat, but in this way, our Xiaoxiang Pavilion can be famous all over the world."
When Shi Shui'er heard that he still had the next alliance, he quickly beamed his eyes and said, "Can you talk to me and listen to it?"
Xu Ziming smiled bitterly: "It’s not easy to get the upper link, but the lower link is even more difficult. Miss, you know, I don’t have many brain cells, and I can’t keep up with nutrition. You can give me some money and I’ll buy some. I'm full of abalone and bird's nest, and I'm willing to tell you."
Shi Shui'er snorted angrily: "Make a price."
Xu Ziming haha said: "It's cheap, you're a young lady, don't wrong you, also three thousand taels."
Shi Shui'er held a pipa and patted him: "Vampire, I will shoot you to death!"
Xu Ziming hurriedly shrank his head and ran away, and said from a distance: "Miss, you think about it, or you can just leave me."
The twenty **** below were all shocked. This brother Ming is an extraordinary person. Even the beauty of the iceberg, Shi Shui'er, dared to make fun of him. Sure enough, there was a loud noise from upstairs, Shi Shui's angrily guarded the door. After throwing it on, Xu Ziming laughed and said: "Who is going to buy some apples to lower the fire for the young lady? The young lady ate chili yesterday and was very angry."
No matter where everyone dared to provoke Shi Shui'er, Xu Ziming didn't care, and said loudly: "Okay, open the door to welcome the guests."
The prosperous business soon caused Shi Shui'er to wake up from her anger, and even she herself did not understand why every time she quarreled with this wicked person, she liked to talk to him very much, and sighed "enemy". , Ordered someone to mount the couplet, and entrusted it to Xu Ziming.
Now, as soon as Xu Ziming is out, the Xiaoxiang Pavilion does not care about the kiln sisters, ****, and the guests are collectively silent. This person always has some gimmicks and things to say. Sure enough, Xu Ziming directly said downstairs: "Everyone, our young lady thinks, This person can't just look at the money, he has to be really talented, after all, you are not only a prince, but also a genius, right?"
These remarks are really flattering, and the guys who took pictures are happy in their hearts. I am not only rich, but also talented. This is a pure man! One by one was applauded.
Xu Ziming said: "Some people may think that our Xiaoxiang Pavilion charges inflated, but we hold the attitude of customer first. If you have suggestions, we will change it and open the door to do business, so that everyone will be happy. Now, the lady has written a copy by herself. , We will put this joint on the lobby. If there is a talented person who is quite right, as long as it is recognized by everyone, we will give it a seat with the name of the talented person. From then on, you will come to our Xiaoxiang Pavilion for free. , Enjoy the treatment of VIPs."
The crowd instantly became lively, all for free, and they also enjoyed VIP treatment. This VIP, the VIP seat upstairs yesterday, is said to cost one hundred taels per night. If it is free, this treatment would be too tempting. The most important thing is Yes, this is a big face, free for life!
Xu Ziming smiled and said: "You have never heard it wrong. It is so incredible and so exciting. We have set up five seats. When no one can answer, our seats are also open to the public. It is worth one hundred tael. Your name will also appear on the lounge when you book the venue."
One hundred taels! Too exciting, too shocking.
After saying this, Xu Ziming smiled directly, snapped his fingers, and two of them lifted the couplet up, and everyone could not help but read out: "The red maple is gone, and the cold frost destroys the chrysanthemum. It is winter and autumn. Liu Shouyan sounded a sad voice, and said again, Cicada was sorrowful." One by one fell into contemplation, and said nothing for a while.
Xu Ziming left directly, holding Li Wei's hand and said, "Brother, let's go, I will take you to the kiln."
Li Wei ate and said, "Brother Ming...what are you kidding?"
Xu Ziming dragged him outside: "Let’s go, I’m inviting you, I don’t know the way, I don’t know the way, you guys are also a young man, take you to see and see." (Shi Leng is very good at learning, don’t think about it~)
Although Li Wei cringes, Xu Ziming treats himself better than his brothers and can only go with him. Xu Ziming did not go directly at first, but found a clothing store with him, and the two changed clothes at the same time. When he came out again, Li Wei was already wearing a white shirt, holding a small fan in his hand, and handsome, Xu Ziming changed into a pale yellow robe, a crooked hat, and a fake braid short with the boss. Buttoned behind his head, he looked like a domestic slave.
Li Wei habitually walked behind him, Xu Ziming turned back and bowed and smiled: "Today we also changed to play, you remember, now you are the son of the son, and I am your little servant. Jia Ding, you can call me Xiao Ming."
Li Wei was so scared that he knelt on the ground and cried, "Brother Ming, what did I do wrong, you tell me, I will definitely change it, don't scare me."
Khan, this guy, Lao Tzu asked him to be a master again. He was still scared, so he quickly helped him up, Xu Ziming said, "Li Wei, can you listen to me?"
"listen."
Xu Ziming said: "Then you can be your son-in-law, I don’t have anything to do. Now you and my brothers have forgotten their lives and infiltrated the enemy to obtain information. When you go back, remember to reimburse Sister Shier for your expenses. ."