The Bible of Mistakes in Love

Chapter 1

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The first article of "Love Collection":

"It should be used to admit mistakes and quell the anger of the lover, rather than blindly thinking that they are right. When the lover is angry, say 'it's all my fault', take responsibility and solve the problem."

Everyone found out that Lu Ming was very wrong today.

Today is the local annual underground battle competition. Because no one could be found, Lu Ming was brought in as a DJ. Lu Ming has always been very positive. I don't know what's going on, but today he was a little out of spirit. The warm-up music was played repeatedly with several songs, and the audience was not happy to hear it. When the game officially started, Lu Ming was even more inattentive. The players were already "DJ drop the beat", and there was no sound. The players were stunned. After a few seconds, they heard movement from Lu Ming. .

After the game, a group of buddies gathered, and Lu Ming didn't talk much, just drinking. When he was a little drunk, he started talking more.

"Brother Ming, what's wrong?" the friend was asking, "Have you quarreled with your sister-in-law?"

This sentence aroused Lu Ming's anger, he directly drank the wine in the glass: "What sister-in-law, don't mention him to me in the future. Divorced!"

It does look like a fight.

"What's wrong?" The friend became interested in an instant. "You're married, and you're arguing all day long. You too, can't you just be soft?"

"Am I willing to quarrel?!" Lu Ming was even a little aggrieved, "Every time I say, I'm sorry, I'm wrong, okay, but he's even more angry. Hey, after drinking, Ping Ping, help me get another one. Come."

"I called Bingbing, not Pingping." Bingbing was speechless, "Don't drink, we won't send you back!"

The first time Lu Ming met Bingbing, a netizen, was at the train station. Bingbing is a rapper, and the last stop of the livehouse tour city is City C. Lu Ming and his brothers from his label went to pick him up to do their best as a landlord. As a result, Bingbing had his mobile phone stolen before he even got out of the station. When he chased him all the way out, he dropped his right leg. When they came out, Lu Ming and the others saw a lame man. But only Lu Ming said, "Bingbing, why have you become Ping Ping?"

Everyone laughed, even Bingbing laughed. He felt a lot better when he was destroyed by the thief when he first arrived. He asked Lu Ming, "Where's my sister-in-law? Didn't you say you're married?"

At that time, Bingbing was very surprised. Although Lu Ming was an old man in the circle, he didn't seem to be very old, and he had already walked into the grave of marriage.

That day, Lu Ming said that his wife was going to work and would not normally come to these places. Later, Bingbing stayed in City C, not because of how much he liked City C, but because the tickets sold so badly that the money was not enough to pay for the venue fee of the livehouse, and there was no travel expenses to go back. After staying here for a few months, Lu Ming seems to be divorced now, and Bingbing still hasn't seen Lu Ming's legendary wife.

"Really divorced?" Others are also asking, "Didn't you say that your wife is fair-skinned, beautiful, long-legged, and loves you very much, why did you divorce?"

Lu Ming filled another bottle of wine: "Because he is sick!"

Lu Ming, who was not sick, was really drunk and fell asleep on the table. Seeing that they were going back to their respective houses, Lu Ming had not woken up yet, and the others were ready to leave, so he discussed with Pingping: "Would you like him to sleep with you?"

"The single room I rented has only one bed." Pingping wanted to refuse, "Why don't I send him home, do you know his address?"

"Lanyuan, but I haven't been in it before, and he seems to say that the house was bought by his wife. Who knows if I can still go there now. Hey, Brother Ming, has the house been distributed to you?"

Brother Ming still didn't speak, the phone was locked, and he couldn't find any family members he could call to pick up. Pingping, a single dog, brought back Lu Ming, a new single dog.

Lu Ming may have come to cheat the accommodation, he woke up as soon as he got on the sofa, still complaining: "This bed is too hard."

"Then you sleep in the bed?" Pingping suggested again, Lu Ming turned his head and glanced at the single bed at the other end of the room, showing an expression of disgust without concealment.

Computers, tissues, and mixtapes from others were thrown on the bed, and the unfolded quilts were piled beside the bed. Lu Ming said, "I'd better sleep here."

But Pingping was not so sleepy anymore. He pulled his chair over and asked Lu Ming about his life experience: "Brother Ming, didn't you say you got married early when you met your true love? How could you get a divorce? You cheated?"

Lu Ming is actually not a big brother. He was called brother because he was the youngest in the label, and he had to force others to call him that. There are many rappers in this circle, but there are few producers. Brother Ming's fees are not expensive, and he always helps. His reputation is really good. Over time, everyone started to shout. It's a pity that Lu Mingying got married at an early age. There are a lot of flesh and blood in the hiphop circle, and Lu Ming's appearance is not bad. After each performance, others continue to live at night, but Lu Ming is in a hurry to go home every time, and he has never had his share.

"Who the hell cheated..." Lu Ming was very unhappy, and he slept uncomfortable again. He turned over and continued to sleep.

But Pingping patted Lu Ming on the back: "Brother Ming, your phone is ringing."

Lu Ming was about to fall asleep and hung up the phone impatiently. After a few seconds of silence, the phone started ringing again, and even if no one answered, the other end of the phone was calling repeatedly.

Pingping originally thought that Lu Ming didn't want to answer his ex-wife's call, so he didn't want to care, but he stopped when he saw the name on the phone screen: "Liang Yesheng... Brother Ming, who is this?"

Will there be anything urgent? After thinking about it, she still pressed the answer button.

As soon as he said "hello", there was a question: "Is Lu Ming with you?"

"Yeah, he's already asleep. Are you?" Pingping was also a little sleepy and yawned, "If you have something to tell me, I'll tell him when he wakes up."

The tone over there seemed to change instantly: "No need, tell me the address, and I'll pick him up."

Pingping was a little inexplicable: "No need... right? I'm his friend, and he's fine with me. Are you his brother? He just divorced his wife today, and he can't drink too much."

Listening to the voice, he was quite young, and he couldn't possibly be Lu Ming's father.

Liang Yesheng laughed, but the laughter sounded very unpleasant: "I'm not, I'm his divorced wife."

Pingping hung up the phone embarrassedly and looked at Lu Ming, who was sleeping like a pig: "Brother Ming, you should have said it earlier..."

Lu Ming's phone flickered, and after a long day of work, it finally ran out of power. Pingping remembered again. Just now, his mind went blank. He only told Lu Ming's ex-husband the address of the community, but he forgot to mention the room number. He didn't know what to do later.

He quickly knew the solution, and as soon as Liang Yesheng's car drove downstairs, it started to whistle.

Pingping collapsed and woke Lu Ming: "Brother Ming, go and solve it, why is my sister-in-law so unqualified!"

Lu Ming was dizzy, and was led downstairs by Ping Ping. He didn't understand what was going on. He only felt that there was a loud noise, and he was still complaining inarticulately. It wasn't until he looked up and saw Liang Yesheng in front of him, a jingling woke up.

"It was a lot of fun." Liang Yesheng looked at Lu Ming, "I went to drink and celebrate with people, and went to sleep in the room."

Pingping froze there, always feeling that something was wrong.

"None of your business." Just as Lu Ming was about to explain, he suddenly remembered their current relationship, "Do you remember when we got divorced? We got divorced! Hey, where's my divorce certificate?"

He turned his head and asked Pingping: "Have you seen my divorce certificate?"

Pingping is a single mother and child, and she has never even seen a marriage certificate in her life, let alone Lu Ming's divorce certificate. He felt that he really picked up the wrong person to go home today. He knew that he should have a chat with the girl who asked for his WeChat, although the girl asked for WeChat of a dozen people in a blink of an eye, even including the rock band next door who went the wrong way. bass player. It's better than staying here, and it's not his illusion, the look in Liang Yesheng's eyes always makes him sweat a little, making him want to quickly throw off Lu Ming's wrist that he accidentally grabbed when he went downstairs.

"Anyway, we got divorced today. It doesn't matter to you where I go to sleep. Don't check the post." Lu Ming repeated it again, grabbing Ping Ping's hand and raising it, "This is my adulterer, do you see it?"

Pingping: "???"

Liang Yesheng looked at Lu Ming with his arms folded, but didn't speak. After about a minute, Lu Ming asked Pingping in an angry voice, "Will I be embarrassed if I put it down now? My hands are sore."

Ping Ping couldn't bear it any longer and broke away from Lu Ming's hand.

Liang Yesheng said, "Your divorce certificate is with me."

Was it at Liang Yesheng's place? Lu Ming said, "Then give it to me."

"The ID card is also with me." Liang Yesheng continued.

When Lu Ming touched it, it seemed that there was none.

"The account book is also there." Liang Yesheng added.

Lu Ming was about to faint.

He remembered that when he signed and stamped his handprint today, someone from their label called and said that the game at night was about to start, and when he asked him when he would come over, he remembered that he was only arguing with Liang Yesheng today, and he completely forgot about it. , I left in a hurry with my phone in hand, forgetting everything.

"So you came to give me the documents." Lu Ming was a little embarrassed, "Then give it to me."

"No, I'm here to check the post." Liang Yesheng said, "Let's go, bye."

He opened the door and entered the driver's seat, ready to leave, but Lu Ming dashed to the co-pilot seat faster.

Liang Yesheng looked at him: "Don't you go upstairs with your adulterer?"

While the two of them were talking, Ping Ping had already slipped away. He was wronged, and he didn't want to be a third-party adulterer among gays, and he didn't want to be beaten up by Liang Yesheng, a very nasty-looking ex-husband of Lu Ming, whose broken leg wasn't healed yet. Woolen cloth.

So Lu Ming was left where he was, abandoned by his buddies, and he didn't have an ID card, so it was difficult to open a house.

"Either return my ID, or I can only go back with you for one night." Lu Ming said, "I can't sleep on the street!"

"We're divorced, it doesn't matter to me where you go to sleep." When Liang Yesheng said this, Lu Ming felt a little familiar. Fortunately, Lu Ming was not really driven out of the car. Lu Ming sat in the car and watched Liang Yesheng drive further and further away.

"Liang Yesheng," Lu Ming couldn't hold back, "Have you been looking at me?"

Liang Yesheng snorted: "I am passionate."

He continued to concentrate on driving the car, without looking at Lu Ming at all.

"Fuck you, you're on the wrong track." Lu Ming said, "It will take at least three o'clock to go back around now, why don't you watch the road!"

This time, Liang Yesheng stopped humming, ignored him, and stepped on the accelerator.

As a former legal partner, judging from how hard Liang Yesheng stepped on the accelerator at the moment, Lu Ming could be more or less certain that Liang Yesheng was angry. He almost wanted to reflexively say that it was all my fault, but then he thought about it, they both got divorced, and he still admits his fault

The author says:

I updated in the middle of the night to escape my guilty conscience, and Lu Ming was affected by...

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