The Bible of Mistakes in Love

Chapter 10

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Article 10 of "Love Collection":

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Of course Liang Yesheng didn't remarry. It's only been a few days. If he can find a remarriage partner so quickly after going to work, then he should go to the Civil Affairs Bureau to get a membership discount card. If Lu Ming quietly went out to look for others every night after falling asleep, and came back in the morning, then he shouldn't be a dentist, he should be a spy.

Lu Ming just felt that when he heard Li Yubing say this, he was a little...he couldn't explain his emotions.

Seeing that Liang Yesheng didn't answer, Lu Ming asked again, "Do you like this type?"

Of course not, if it is, Liang Yesheng can be a heterosexual, and now he will probably even have children. His need for Lu Ming was never in this regard, but in the eyes of ordinary people, the standard for measuring happiness is this. That's why Liang Yesheng would describe to others like this, trying to bluntly prove the happiness he got.

If this is what Liang Yesheng asked him from the bottom of his heart, then Lu Ming felt that even if he went to the hospital tomorrow to cut chickens////ba, he would not be able to do it, not to mention, Lu Ming did not want to cut—

Damn, why did you think of this option.

Liang Yesheng saw the change in Lu Ming's expression, he thought, and started again.

Lu Ming began to feel wronged again. He was like this every time he didn't know what he did wrong, and he was even a little innocent. Liang Yesheng couldn't help but think that maybe it wasn't Lu Ming's fault, but probably straight men and gay men were two species. It was time to tell Lu Ming that he was actually a straight man. But Lu Ming would probably only ask: "Why didn't you say I was straight when you made me faint yesterday?"

"I just walked around you guys," Lu Ming said, "I want to find your cheating partner."

"Have you found it?" Liang Yesheng wanted to know what conclusion Lu Ming had come to.

Of course not, Lu Ming bit his fingers, his teeth hurt so much that he had to rely on this to divert his attention: "I think everyone thinks it is like that. That person is really fucking trash, he knows you have one... but I'm too embarrassed to break it - shoes !"

"This word is not used that way." Liang Yesheng couldn't help reminding Lu Ming of his illiterate words, and asked, "What do you think I have?"

Lu Ming didn't want to repeat that word, because he didn't meet Liang Yesheng's mate selection requirements at all, and Liang Yesheng didn't have a gentle and virtuous wife. He felt that he was like a wisdom tooth of Liang Yesheng. It was impossible for Liang Yesheng to have him in his life plan. A sex/love seems to be just a shot of anesthesia before surgery.

He didn't want to be unplugged by Liang Yesheng.

"Why is it always wrong for me." Lu Ming felt that now he not only had a toothache, "Then you are not! Are you doing a good job? I can't see you at all, and I can't see you during the day. I can't see you on weekends, and you're always angry with me when I see you, damn it!"

So when friends want to get together again after the performance, Lu Ming always has to rush back. He really wants to see Liang Yesheng, and he really wants to hug Liang Yesheng and kiss him. Lu Ming is an unplanned person, rushing forward every day, never looking in the direction.

He was still thinking yesterday, or forget it, the man will inevitably have a little green on his head, he can give Liang Yesheng another soft touch. After all, after a breakup shot, he doesn't want to break up anymore, but Lu Ming hasn't dared to say it. He didn't know what Liang Yesheng was thinking.

But now Lu Ming became resentful again, this was not a real battle, there was no host to announce the winner, he really wanted someone to give him and Liang Yesheng a score.

"You're not either," Lu Ming looked up at Liang Yesheng, his face wrinkled with worry, "You're not gentle and virtuous either!"

Of course he is not a careful and gentle person who can do housework, but Liang Yesheng is not a good girlfriend who can be coaxed by buying a lipstick.

"Others' girlfriends are very easy to coax," Lu Ming actually began to accuse, "they are also very beautiful, they just need a few words from the boyfriend that I'm wrong, and at most buy a bag. "

Nonsense, most of these rapper's girlfriends are from fans to positive, and naturally have a filter and look up to their boyfriends, which is so pitiful as Lu Ming.

"Why would you marry me if you like a good wife and good mother? Are you sick?" Lu Ming said, staring at the floor again.

Liang Yesheng felt that it was time to interrupt him: "then why did you marry me?"

"I don't like you, why am I marrying you?" Lu Ming asked instead, "I still went there on my birthday, remember, my twenty-second birthday!"

Twenty-two years old, the legal age of marriage for men, even if same-sex marriage is passed, this limit has not changed. That day, Lu Ming got up early and said that he was going to do something big today, so he took Liang Yesheng to the Civil Affairs Bureau. People looked puzzled, and asked him whether he came to provide the minimum living allowance or an orphan who came to receive college subsidies.

Only then did Lu Ming know that the marriage registration had a separate window unit, and that he looked poor in clothes.

However, Liang Yesheng just stood aside with his arms crossed, watching Lu Ming tossing and running from one place to another with some amusing. Lu Ming was very anxious, then turned to look at Liang Yesheng again, and pulled Liang Yesheng's clothes: "I want a birthday present."

He was actually a little afraid that Liang Yesheng would reject him, but Liang Yesheng lowered his head, kissed Lu Ming's eyes lightly, and signed his name. Of course Lu Ming knew that the relationship was not necessarily lasting, and it was very likely to deteriorate. People with no culture would understand it. But when he thinks of that moment now, he still thinks that Liang Yesheng loves him.

"What are you doing, I will do what." Liang Yesheng is sitting opposite Lu Ming at the moment, he is now at work and wearing a pair of glasses, "Don't talk to yourself anymore, I will only do it because I love you just with you."

There was a knock on the door, and the patient who came to examine it arrived.

Before Liang Yesheng could speak, Lu Ming had already stood up and walked out, almost hitting the door. He panicked, always feeling that he forgot to ask something just now.

Next time he will take his notebook with him.

Liang Yesheng deeply realized that it is wrong to let private life intervene in work, especially when the assistant is very gossipy. He should have asked Lu Ming to go to a dentist's clinic by himself.

Li Yubing said, "I just asked who he was, and he seemed a little angry, and said that he was the mistress of your care."

"He just didn't hold the door," Liang Yesheng said, "don't listen to his nonsense."

"How could I believe it." Li Yubing smiled, "You already have a wife."

"..." Liang Yesheng stopped for a second and said, "He is."