The Bible of Mistakes in Love

Chapter 17

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Xu Ou found that his buddy who was deeply emotional was not as sad as he thought, and was even quite idle in a sense.

"Look at what good things I found!" Lu Ming turned the computer screen to Xu Ou's side, "Did you see it? Chen Gou's Douban musician trumpet! At that time he was still called lil genius, and I checked his fan account. Bo turned it over."

"There's something wrong with you," Xu Ou scolded, "and you go to Weibo, you can be his fan."

Lu Ming stopped talking nonsense, and directly pressed play: "You watch it first!"

The prelude sounded, and Xu Ou was stunned. It was a classic work by Xu Ou, which was brought to cover by Chen Zi. Before singing, Chen Zi cleared his throat: "This is a song I like very much, and I give it to you."

Up to now, the number of broadcasts has not exceeded 300, and I gave it to you. The tone is as big as how many fans I had at that time.

"It's crazy enough, he actually used to be your fan." Lu Ming said, "I thought he was your enemy in his last life."

"It's none of your business." Xu Ou's reaction was far from the excitement that Lu Ming imagined, and he was even a little annoyed, "Have your ex-husband been found, you are just so idle."

Not yet, but Lu Ming found a counselor to talk frantically today, recalling the past, and his mood became much smoother, and he was in the mood to worry about other things.

Mr. L didn't tell the truth, but as if he knew what he was thinking, he guided Lu Ming to continue.

"Aren't you surprised?" Lu Ming asked Xu Ou, "And this, he first participated in the battle competition, you see this paragraph, it's all using your rhyme."

Xu Ou was annoyed, and scolded Lu Ming, "It's none of my business!"

"It's none of your business," Lu Ming said with enthusiasm, "If you post this, you can humiliate him!"

"Am I fucking humiliating myself?" Xu Ou said, "I listened to my song, but now I'm doing better than me, and I released a new song with my front and back feet, and it played a lot more than me."

Xu Ou said, and even became a little frustrated: "That's right... a lot of people are following me, and many people know me, but when I really sing, not many people listen, you know? Lao Tzu? I'm only twenty-nine years old, which makes me like a living fossil in the rap circle, reminiscing about the past every day, but I don't even look at Xu Ou yet."

Lu Ming's head was slapped by Xu Ou, and he squatted on the ground and said sullenly, "It's almost thirty, and I've been rapping in Chinese for more than ten years, so it's already a living fossil."

"Damn, your ex-husband is not younger than me, right?" Xu Ou said.

"Don't keep calling your ex-husband's ex-husband," Lu Ming said, "It's hard to hear."

Now he finally doesn't like others calling Liang Yesheng that much.

Mr. L was right, at that time both of them were impulsive, so he shouldn't have promised Liang Yesheng. As soon as he slipped, he became "before", and now he has to be mentioned repeatedly by Xu Ou.

Said that Cao Cao Cao Cao arrived, Xu Ou's message window bounced, and it was Chen Zi who sent him an audio.

"It seems to be his new song," Xu Ou said to Lu Ming after listening to a passage, "It hasn't been released yet."

However, Lu Ming heard something different: "Fuck, how do you know it's never been posted, Xu Ou, when the hell did you finish listening to all his songs?!"

It turned out that he was the only one in the end. He would skip the song when he heard Chen Zi's song, but everyone seemed to be listening.

"I feel like I'm like the Kuomintang Party in a TV series now," Lu Ming said. "I'm the only one who still believes in the Three People's Principles. Everyone other than me is actually an underground party."

Chen Zi was still showing off over there: "How about the songs I made by myself, much better than your Lu Ming?"

Even sent another sentence: "I heard he is gay"

Very strange declarative sentence, as if I wanted to ask something, but I couldn't say it, so I could only stop there. But Lu Ming didn't care so much, he was just very angry, furious, and even took Xu Ou's mobile phone and typed: "Lu Ming is much better than you, what kind of fake foreign devils are you doing. Also, now eminem I don’t dare to be called faggot anymore, you still discriminate against homosexuals, **! Also, does Xu Ou’s lover of tomorrow sound good, do you like it, and do you want to cover it again?”

Xu Ou was stunned.

After a while, Xu Ou said, "Don't do this, you don't care, don't care about Chen Gou's opinion, I don't discriminate against you."

He actually knew what Lu Ming cared about, and tried to appease Lu Ming.

Lu Ming's chest was still stuffy, and he asked Xu Ou, "Why did the country pass same-sex marriage?"

"How do I know this?" Xu Ou was even more stunned. "The country suddenly figured it out, and didn't ask my opinion. Don't worry, if you ask me, I will definitely agree."

Lu Ming thought about it for about a minute, then thought about it again, who cares, what Chen Gou thinks, he still has to work hard to get back with Liang Yesheng. I hope the dentist can bless Chen Gou with all his teeth tomorrow.

But Chen Zi was obviously not so easy to figure it out, and soon sent Xu Ou a lot of national scolding, focusing on the first half of the sentence, very angry "You actually said that I am not as good as Lu Ming?!" and "Your song is early It's outdated, I haven't listened to it for a long time." After scolding for a long time, one minute was almost used up, and then he added: "Who the fuck discriminates, you are sick."

Then he actually sent a few audios to Xu Ou: "I also have a national style!"

Lu Ming added: "According to my rich experience of homosexuality..."

In fact, it is not rich at all, but Lu Ming relies on his intuition and thinks that Chen Zi seems to be a deep cabinet.

But Xu Ou was softer than Lu Ming. He remembered the song Lu Ming had listened to. Chen Zi coughed nervously for a long time before clearing his throat before starting to sing. Just like when he first started playing rap, he felt that he was very awesome. , and very timid.

Lu Ming watched Xu Ou walk a little further, and seemed to be on the phone, but he felt bored again and started chatting with Mr. L.

"I think you're right, we sometimes communicate too little. I sometimes wonder if he knows what I do. After all, he never came to our performances. Guo Qianqian has scolded them. I said that I didn't invite him either."

"How do you know he hasn't been there?" Teacher L said, "Didn't you say that you can't find a reason to contact him, isn't that a reason to ask him?"

ask? Lu Ming hesitated for a while, but he still called. He hadn't heard Liang Yesheng speak for a day.

Liang Yesheng answered the phone, but did not speak, not even "hello".

"Liang Yesheng," Lu Ming said first, "Have you been to our label's performance?"

Liang Yesheng seemed to be waiting for Lu Ming to ask this question, but he didn't rush to answer after asking, and let Lu Ming wait for a long time or two before saying, "It didn't take long, I was sprayed with alcohol and went out."

The bad habits of rappers, when the performance is hilarious, they will start spraying off the stage with a wine bottle and a water bottle. Some people will take a sip and then spray it out. Lu Ming can't imagine that when a rapper is wanton and arrogant, Liang Yesheng is like this. People will also be offstage.

"Then I'll hang up." Lu Ming didn't know what to say. He lowered his head and saw something on the table, and began to state, "I'm having supper."

After saying this, Lu Ming suddenly thought, his living habits are really bad, he eats haise all day long, Xu Ou and the others used to wonder where all the meat Lu Ming ate went, they knew that eating blindly would not last long. , wasting food, but also loves heavy oil, heavy spicy, big fish and big meat.

But Liang Yesheng never commented on these. He even accepted Lu Ming's junk food to feed him. Lu Ming kept an extra takeout for Liang Yesheng, and Liang Yesheng always ate it.

When Liang Yesheng heard Lu Ming's strange live broadcast, he felt helpless and reminded Lu Ming, "So?"

Lu Ming didn't know what to say: "Good night?"

He said good night to Liang Yesheng, and quickly found Teacher L: "You say, how about I put the tickets for our show next week at his door?"

This time, Lu Ming must prohibit them from splashing wine and water, or write a reminder on the back of the ticket, so that Liang Yesheng can stand behind and listen to the song.

Lu Ming still didn't turn his head around, as if Liang Yesheng stood in the front row specifically to see what the rappers looked like.

Teacher L said, "Why did you leave the door secretly? Can't you invite him directly?"

Lu Ming said, "If he doesn't want to go, I'm so embarrassed. He just told me that he left not long after he went last time. I think he might not like it."

The tickets were placed at the door, and Liang Yesheng would come by himself if he was interested. Lu Ming felt that it was more appropriate.

Teacher L actually returned a series of ellipses to Lu Ming.

This is very tired of chatting, do you want to charge

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Lu Ming: Hey, it seems that they are all labeled as "he". Forget it, it seems that Teacher L also made a mistake. It doesn't matter.