"Love Collection" Article 2:
"Don't tell your lover everything, keep it fresh and mysterious."
It will take some time to get back home. In order not to talk to Liang Yesheng, Lu Ming flipped out the charging cable on Liang Yesheng's car, and started scolding him for not being enough brothers as soon as he turned it on.
"I'll delete all the project files of your new song when I go back!" Lu Ming threatened him.
But Pingping said: "You can delete it, that song is too bad, don't want it, I have new inspiration now."
Before Lu Ming could ask what the new inspiration was, the data cable was pulled by Liang Yesheng. Lu Ming turned his head and looked at Liang Yesheng in confusion. Liang Yesheng said, "There is no charging cable for you in the divorce agreement."
For the countless times in his life, Lu Ming wanted domestic violence against Liang Yesheng again.
The premise is that he can beat it.
He and his friends boasted of fair skin, beautiful skin and long legs. In fact, there is nothing wrong with it, there is only a small deviation. The legs are too long, and the height is not 168 as Lu Ming told others. The number needs to be adjusted slightly to 186, which is almost the same.
Today, the photographer in charge of taking pictures posted the pictures to the group. With a very skillful angle, they shot a livehouse with only one or two hundred people as spectacular as a concert. They were half-squatting on the stage, with the stage behind them. The surrounding audience, behind the vacated venue, naturally disappeared.
Normally, Lu Ming would post a Weibo with a picture, but today he was a little embarrassed, he made more than one mistake, and others probably scolded him for being disrespectful in their hearts.
Today, this day, it is really a bit of chaos.
He also entangled with Liang Yesheng in the Civil Affairs Bureau for a long time, about how to divorce.
It's not enough to get the documents, but also the divorce agreement. Lu Ming said that there is no need for these things, and the property should be left to Liang Yesheng, but when he turned his head, Liang Yesheng was angry again.
"Why are you still not satisfied with all the property," Lu Ming was confused, and said to the staff at the window, "OK, let me give him the money instead."
"There is a place for a written divorce agreement outside," the staff member said. "After negotiating it, go there. It's just a matter of impulse when you see you, and you have to write down the issues of child support. If you don't think about it, you can go to the next door for marriage mediation. Sit down in the room."
Lu Ming didn't think he was impulsive. Liang Yesheng was really too difficult to serve. In all fairness, he had already taken good care of Liang Yesheng. Every time he ordered takeout, he would keep a copy for Liang Yesheng. When he made music, he was afraid that Liang Yesheng would be too noisy. After coming out of the recording studio, it is really getting harder and harder to get along with Liang Yesheng.
They went out and sat down, and the person opposite really asked the question just now.
"No children," Lu Ming said, "We are all male, he can't give birth."
"Speak as if you were born." The uncle who was typing complained and continued to ask, "Are there any debts?"
Lu Ming only knew that he had to pay back a lot of flowers every month. Liang Yesheng's financial situation was not very clear, so he rubbed Liang Yesheng with his elbow: "Hey, do you owe money and refuse to pay it back?"
Liang Yesheng glanced at him: "I went to the Macau casino and lost 30 million."
Lu Ming felt that Liang Yesheng was really grumpy today: "Then there is no debt, that's all, that's it."
The uncle stopped typing, turned his chair around and faced Liang Yesheng and asked, "Do you want to leave?"
"How is that possible," Lu Ming snorted, "he told me to get out."
"I've seen uncle a lot," the uncle said. "You see he doesn't say a word now. Most of these people don't want to get divorced, but they don't want to save face. You young people are too casual. According to me, the country There should be no same-sex marriage. In the past few years, I got married and then divorced on the spur of the moment. I don't take marriage seriously. I have been here for so many years. Not for three years."
"You're not talking nonsense," Lu Ming said. "It's only been two years since the same-sex marriage law passed. Where did you dig out a gay couple who have been married for more than three years? Besides, how did I know he would cheat when I got married."
His brain's CPU is limited, so he only focused on answering the second half of the sentence, and instantly forgot the first half of the uncle's sentence, such as asking Liang Yesheng if he was stubborn and unwilling.
"I cheated, don't you steal people too." Liang Yesheng replied.
Seeing that he was about to quarrel again, the uncle said, "Stop arguing, cheating and stealing people are very common here, why don't you go to the marriage mediation room?"
It sounds like he has experienced many battles, but it's no wonder that after staying here for a long time, the reasons for divorce must be very strange. Lu Ming heard a couple behind him being entangled, and the woman said, "Do you remember what you said yesterday? You say why you buy lipstick again, what is the difference between these colors, waste of money!"
The man was a little helpless: "Then I'm not joking, I didn't let you buy it."
"I bought it with my own salary," the woman said. "What right do you have to not let me buy it? Just kidding, have you ever joked with me like this before? Do you need anything else? To put it bluntly, you don't need to cherish it now that you have caught it."
Lu Ming listened with interest, and suddenly felt that some eyes were on him.
"Look at me," Lu Ming glared back, "I also bought my effects, mixer, monitor headphones, and my takeout!"
Liang Yesheng sighed and said nothing.
"The property should also be written clearly?" Lu Ming continued to study the complicated divorce agreement. "It seems that it's just a house and a car. Give it to him. It has nothing to do with me anyway."
"It doesn't matter?" Liang Yesheng was really strange, and he actually repeated it again.
Then Liang Yesheng turned his face again and said to the person who wrote the agreement: "Don't listen to him, give him the property, and write down the deposit of the stock fund."
"You're sick, you want me to eat your soft rice after the divorce." Lu Ming didn't agree, "Just give it to him."
"I don't write it, you can negotiate it yourself." The uncle said, "Yesterday, there were two divorces on the question of who to do 1, and they asked me to write it. I'm going to write about this kind of shit? I'm so annoying. !"
He felt very painful. He hated homosexuality. Why did the country pass same-sex marriage? Even his persuasion skills over the years have failed repeatedly. He can't say that you are a big man who wants to give up his wife, nor can he think about it for the sake of children. Being involved in an unknown field, I am confused and puzzled.
Lu Ming is still talking to Liang Yesheng in a friendly way: "Liang Yesheng, your temper is really not good. Although we are separated, I still hope that you will have a good life in the future. If you are like this in the future, which girl can stand you."
"You forgot that you are gay again." Liang Yesheng reminded him.
Marrying gay Lu Ming, then Liang Yesheng is of course gay too.
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The gay Lu Ming sat in the car and opened Weibo, wanting to see if the audience who came to the venue today criticized him for being a poor DJ. But the ending made him very unpleasant. He knew that the underground circle had always had a lot of flesh and blood, but it still made Lu Ming a little uncomfortable to send such sexy photos of half-breasted to his private mailbox.
Liang Ye gave a sudden stop, Lu Ming fell forward, and his phone dropped under the seat. When he found the phone from the gap, the phone that had not been charged much had a black screen again.
"Your driving skills are too bad." Lu Ming protested.
Liang Yesheng did not refute Lu Ming's evaluation of him this time, and continued to drive. He wanted to ask Lu Ming who was the woman scratching her head and making a pose in the phone she just looked down at. But Lu Ming would only say that it had nothing to do with him, and then just like he was downstairs, he repeated that they had divorced, as if the other party didn't know about it.
But fortunately, the road is not far, Lu Ming thinks of other things: "You don't have to worry, I will move out tomorrow."
Apart from the pile of equipment, he had nothing to hold. Find a moving company tomorrow, rent a basement, and you're all set.
It is very easy to think about it, and you will be able to walk out of the grave of marriage in the future. But he didn't know what was going on, and Lu Ming felt a little flustered in his heart.
It continued until he followed Liang Yesheng back, found the data cable, and went into the guest room to close the door and go to bed. This emotion did not disappear. Hearing the footsteps outside the bedroom and the sound of the door closing, Lu Ming realized that it was dawn, and he kept his eyes open, while Liang Yesheng had already gone to work.
Lu Ming sat up and decided to make a phone call to his family.
On the other end of the phone, Lu Ming's mother's voice was drowsy: "What's wrong with Ah Ming, you better have something important to do."
Otherwise, disturbing people's dreams so early in the morning would make even a son a felony.
"I actually lost sleep," Lu Ming said. "I have never had insomnia in my 24-year-old life! And it was all night!"
His biological clock has always been very accurate, no matter what the big thing, sleep can't be delayed, but he can't sleep: "I think it was caused by the divorce from Liang Yesheng."
"Don't you think you should talk about this first?" a fucking sigh, "not your insomnia."
Dad seems to be awake too, and a faint voice comes: "Who is it?"
"Your son, there's nothing wrong. He was dumped by a man after eating soft rice." Mom said.
"I didn't eat soft rice." After Lu Ming finished speaking, he felt a little guilty again. He could have said that, if not...
"Then why divorce?"
Lu Ming thought about it, but he couldn't find a definite reason.
Cheating? To be honest, he is not sure if there is any, it seems that it is just a fuse.
Liang Ye went on a business trip a few days ago, but disappeared almost bizarrely. No one answered the message or called. Lu Ming was worried about what happened to Liang Ye, and went to the hospital. As a result, he was told that Liang Ye had resigned. It's been a month and I'm still asking who he is. Lu Ming really felt shameless, he said thank you and ran away.
After Liang Yesheng came back, he didn't want to explain, but only said that the phone was broken.
"But he avoided me when he connected to the phone," Lu Ming said. "When the phone was on the table, there was news. I didn't want to read it yet. His first reaction was to block it with his hand."
"It's okay, your dad is like this sometimes, and he just played mahjong without telling me." Mom said, "I think Xiaoliang is pretty good, and looks good, a serious doctor, who is not like you, what are you doing all day long? Music, it doesn't make money, and the brothers are ugly and weird."
Lu Ming posted photos on Moments from time to time, and his family had seen them. Liang Yesheng also commented, saying that most of the people in their label need to have orthodontic treatment, and some serious ones have to go to maxillofacial surgery for surgery. At that time, Lu Ming rolled his eyes, thinking that they might just want to find Liang Yesheng to try laughing gas to pull his teeth, and then run away after inhaling the laughing gas.
"But why did most of the photos you posted yesterday cut the braids?" Mom asked again.
"Well, I cut it. There is a rap talent show to participate in recently, so dreadlocks are not allowed."
"What about the show?"
"Knock them all out."
"This time, the dirty braids are cut, and it's so ugly that it doesn't even have any features." He didn't know what he was regretting.
In fact, there is the most important thing, Lu Ming didn't tell his mother, he always thought it was better not to talk about this kind of private life.
After Liang Yesheng came back, they never went to bed. Several times Lu Ming even tried to take the initiative, Liang Yesheng turned his back in his pajamas, and locked the door when he was taking a shower, as if Lu Ming could rush into the bathroom and do something while he was not wearing clothes. The more Lu Ming thought about the clues, the more suspicious he felt. As soon as he walked out the door, all he could see was green, and others would feel disgusted when they ordered a matcha latte. He is not someone who can hide things, so he and Liang Yesheng quarreled with each other as soon as he came and went.
Liang Yesheng only said that he thought too much and was extremely yin and yang. Lu Ming went back to party with his brothers at night. The more he thought about it, the more upset he became. Hearing others complain about girlfriends, he couldn't help but join the camp.
"I really don't understand what he's thinking," Lu Ming said, "Ask him what's going on recently, what else did he say, the big producer is so busy, so I finally remembered to ask. I said that you usually didn't What's the matter, you can grow gold by planting a tooth."
Others sneered: "Brother Ming, can you speak? My sister-in-law wanted you to pay more attention, but she was choked to death by your words."
"He's too embarrassed to accuse me," Lu Ming was even more annoyed, "What do you mean, I'm going out all day to accompany my brother, why don't you think about it..."
It is better to think about who is more likely to cheat, Liang Yesheng said.
Lu Ming only thinks that Liang Yesheng has a problem with his brain, how many fucking possibilities are there? These people are all men!
Oh no, he and Liang Yesheng also seem to be men. Lu Ming suddenly felt that Liang Ye was guilty of a guilty conscience, and this operation was not a rake. He even felt a little aggrieved in his heart, and wanted to find a brother who was pleasing to the eye to take an intimate group photo, so that Liang Yesheng could also feel the taste of being green. But no one else took pictures with him, saying that Brother Ming was sick and wanted to take pictures in such a disgusting posture. In the end, he could only twist his left hand and hold his right hand, and asked the owner of the barbecue stall to help take a picture and post it to a friend. In the circle, only Liang Yesheng can be seen.
Once they make a mistake, they will hate them for eternity. If they knew that a circle of friends would make them talk quickly, to the extent of getting a divorce, it is better to enjoy the green mood.
"Then do you want to stay in City C?" Mom also asked.
"Of course, all my labels are here." Lu Ming did not hesitate.
"If there is no money..."
"No," Lu Ming said, "your son is not that poor."
In fact, he is quite poor, but at the end of the divorce agreement yesterday, he still got a sum of money. He wanted to refuse, but Liang Yesheng blocked him with a word: "Have you paid back the flower this month?"
It seems that there is really no balance left. Several rappers asked him to make songs, but the money for beat has been delayed, and there will be charges for moving things later. Thinking of this, Lu Ming sent another WeChat message to Liang Yesheng.
AKA Buming Zeping: I said, is it written in the divorce agreement to give me 300,000 yuan
Liang Yesheng: Yes.
AKA No Ming Ze Ping: Can you give me some first? I have to pay a deposit when I go out to rent a house.
After waiting for a long time, Liang Yesheng returned to him.
Liang Yesheng: The signal is not good, and suddenly I can't see the news.
Lu Ming was about to die of anger.