The Bible of Mistakes in Love

Chapter 38

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Searching for "lie" in Baidu Encyclopedia, you will see the meaning explained on the webpage: on the premise of knowing the facts, the purpose of deceiving others is to say things that are different from the facts.

In this category, there are also some subdivisions. Some lies are to prevent others from being hurt. For example, a child who is about to take the college entrance examination suddenly died of his father and his mother, and temporarily concealed it so that he can take the exam smoothly; some lies are for profit. Interests, such as you who won the five million jackpot in the scam call, need to pay half a million tax and remit it to our account; there are others, just for the sake of face, to show off in front of others.

For example, my wife is fair-skinned, beautiful, and has long legs. She does housework at home, cooks for me every day, and just listens to me in everything. Lu Ming had told such a lie before.

There is always a purpose, maybe a very small number of them are not interested in fame and fortune, have no pursuit, and lie just for the sake of lying. It seems to be a kind of mental illness, but Lu Ming doesn't think Liang Yesheng suffers from this kind of disease.

In the eyes of ordinary people, a profession like a doctor is probably far more normal and stable than a music producer. Lu Ming thought the same thing before, but maybe it was just an imagination.

Lu Ming thought, did he not wake up Liang Yesheng enough? He clearly told Liang Yesheng that he was very angry a few days ago, and he couldn't hide it from him in the future.

Ah, no, this lie was told before that, and he didn't realize it until now.

However, Lu Ming didn't have time to be troubled all the time, and Pingping came to annoy him.

Pingping asked: "Hey Ming brother, is my song ready?"

When Lu Ming mentioned this, he got a little irritated: "Fuck, you haven't even finished writing the complete lyrics, there is one paragraph that just passed by, I don't know the complete concept of your entire song, how can I get it for you? Just let me find a suitable beat, then you might as well go to youtube to get a free one!"

"Don't," Pingping said, "How can you do a good job for free, that part... I want to change the lyrics of that part, I'm not sure yet, anyway, the overall meaning is still very clear. I'll give it this time. Your reward! The deposit has been sent to you!"

When Lu Ming saw it, he really transferred some money. It wasn't much, but it was already a lot for Pingping.

He was startled: "You didn't do anything illegal or criminal to make money, right?"

Pingping hesitated a bit: "I don't think there should be..."

Is it illegal to send a fake marriage counselor to my brother? Pingping is a little unclear.

It doesn't matter, anyway, he has already returned the money Liang Yesheng gave to Lu Ming, and he can also get a well-made song, so that he and Lu Ming have nothing to do with each other, and he doesn't have to see Lu Ming and feel guilty!

However, Lu Ming talked about other topics: "By the way, there is something I want to ask you..."

He doesn't really want to ask Mr. L anymore. This person feels a little strange to him recently, from patiently answering his questions to being suspicious of him. Moreover, he often disappeared. Last time, he was at a critical moment. He wanted to ask Teacher L for help, but he could not get a reply. He had to rely on him to play freely.

"If..." Lu Ming said with consideration, "What would you do if you found out that your girlfriend cheated on you?"

Pingping became nervous when he heard the cheating words, and almost shouted "it's none of my business". Fortunately, he calmed down a bit, thinking that if something happened to him, Lu Ming would not be able to patiently test him and ask questions. , and even made a song for him.

"Well, it depends on why she lied." Pingping replied cautiously, "It's possible that her purpose is good."

Lu Ming didn't understand: "But we are all together. Is there anything I can't tell the truth? I really don't understand."

"Then he's not your girlfriend either," Pingping said. "He's a man. Men are good-natured, and sometimes they don't open their mouths in order to bite them to death."

"You're still sexist," Lu Ming said with disdain. "Why don't you say, 'Which man doesn't cheat, and which woman doesn't cheat'?"

"You don't like to be pulled down," Pingping was still a little angry, "Don't raise the bar when you talk to each other, just like you, your marriage counselor can bear you, and he really loves you."

Pingping's words are a bit strange, but Lu Ming was busy consulting about his lies, so he really didn't have time to think about it: "But when he's like this, I always think he doesn't trust me."

"You're right," Pingping said. "I think maybe I trust you too much, and I lied to you when I know what kind of virtue you have. Otherwise, what would you say first?"

"He cursed his mother." Lu Ming said, "It's really not human."

Liang Yesheng came back a little late today.

Traffic control, the traffic jams all the time, the road is finally cleared, and when I encounter a fool who thinks that the overtaking skills are still bad, he smashes his car. Standing on the side of the road and wrangling for a long time, I finally returned home.

To his surprise, Lu Ming actually heard the movement of the door and ran to the door, but obviously, the warm picture in the TV series of taking her husband's coat and delivering a cup of hot tea did not appear, Lu Ming just He stood at the door and said, "I've been waiting for you for a long time."

"Is there something?" The guy looked worried, and Liang Yesheng asked as he walked in.

"You... Forget it, if you haven't eaten, eat it first and then talk about it." Lu Ming thought, let's have a full meal before arguing, otherwise he always thinks that the other party hasn't had dinner yet.

Eating is always important.

Liang Yesheng glanced at him again, but still didn't say anything and sat down.

It felt like the atmosphere of a conversation now, Lu Ming said, "Liang Yesheng, in fact, I kept thinking yesterday, did you encounter something before that made you so dishonest."

Liang Yesheng replied quickly: "Really not, you think too much."

Lu Ming looked at him even more strangely: "Why do you seem to be bothered by my question."

He originally thought that Liang Yesheng would first ask, "Why do you think so?"

But Liang Yesheng actually seemed to have expected his thoughts. Could it be that they have finally cultivated a little tacit understanding after being together for several years

Liang Yesheng was silent on his question, and Lu Ming continued: "But I found out that you lied today, so I understand a little."

Liang Yesheng finally had a violent reaction. The chopsticks had already fallen to the ground, and Liang Yesheng didn't pick them up either: "What did you say?"

"I know it all." Lu Ming is still full of confidence, "Forget it, I already know your nature, and I don't expect to force you to say something nice. Otherwise, let me ask you a question, if it's right Yes, you blink twice, and if you're wrong, you blink three times, okay?"

"No." Liang Yesheng said, "Those who are paralyzed and unable to speak will answer questions like this."

Lu Ming felt that Liang Yesheng's previous virtue of not saying anything and not opening his mouth was not much different from that of such a person: "Then you have to answer me. Otherwise, I will really... "

Thinking about it, I will be very angry. This kind of deterrence is really useless. Lu Ming still directly started the topic: "I asked Ping Ping today, and he said that you might be reluctant to bear me."

Liang Yesheng thought, it really was leaked from Pingping. This person had sworn that he would not say it, but now he just told Lu Ming so simply.

Lu Ming said, "Is that so?"

This is really a difficult answer, for Liang Yesheng.

He blinked twice in a row.

Lu Ming couldn't help laughing again, he felt absurd: "Why?"

"You were leaving then," Liang Yesheng said, "I don't know how to keep you."

"What's not to know about this," Lu Ming said, "If you don't stop me, I thought you didn't even bother me, so I could only go out and rent a house by myself."

He began to educate Liang Yesheng: "The kindergarten teachers have taught Liang Yesheng not to lie!"

However, Liang Yesheng suddenly turned against the guest and asked, "Why did you suddenly find Bin Qi?"

"He has a song..." Lu Ming said, "Then we talked about it."

It's good, selling him neatly and neatly, Liang Yesheng began to think about using Lu Ming's mobile phone to get Pingping into the blacklist while Lu Ming was asleep.

"He doesn't know what's going on, and he keeps telling me nice things about you." Lu Ming remembered, "It's not really intentional to say that you are, but he thinks you have a personality flaw, so let me tolerate it."

"What do you think?" Liang Yesheng asked.

"You blinked," Lu Ming said, "What can I do, maybe as soon as I leave today, you will lie again and say you have a terminal illness."

"Not really," Liang Yesheng said. "In that case, you still need to pretend to be cured."

"That's not the point!" Lu Ming walked over and looked at Liang Yesheng, "The last time, okay?"

He is not good at dealing with any lies, and he doesn't want Liang Yesheng's brain cells to be used for it.

Liang Yesheng said, "I won't in the future."

It's enough for Liang Yesheng to get along with Lu Ming, there is no need for Lu Ming to go to Teacher L every day, and even tell Teacher L what he didn't tell Liang Yesheng. Although this broken marriage counselor is completely a fictitious person, and the actor who plays her is also himself, it still makes Liang Yesheng feel a little unhappy.

Lu Ming knew about this from Pingping, but what surprised Liang Ye even more was that Lu Ming's reaction was smaller than he expected, and he even asked Liang Yesheng if he did it because he was reluctant.

Lu Ming was relieved again and looked at Liang Yesheng: "Your mother is also saying today that you have been like this since you were a child, and the closer you are, the more reluctant you are to speak. They used to worry that you would not find a match. Let me not know you in the same way. "

However, Liang Yesheng asked with a hint of doubt, "My mother?"