"So you called my mother today." Liang Yesheng said.
"Yeah." Lu Ming was a little strange, "Why not? I'm very embarrassed, okay, what else should I say, I heard that you were not in good health some time ago, making me look like an idiot."
"Why hasn't she gone to Italy yet?" Liang Yesheng felt that he should urge his mother to leave early.
"She said, you had to say that she was not feeling well before and asked her to stay at home on New Year's Day, but she suddenly regretted it." Lu Ming said, "I was still thinking about this operation, and then I remembered that you asked her to I stayed and said that your mother is not in good health recently, so I won't tell her about the divorce, and let me go back with you on New Year's Day."
"It was the day after our divorce."
"I asked Pingping if Liang Yesheng had a problem, and Pingping said, it's obviously not a reluctance to let you go, it's just an excuse for not wanting you to leave."
That Pingping is really a good person, Liang Yesheng thought, he should even write money for him. After all, he was thinking a few minutes ago that this person didn't keep his promise and should be blocked.
Having said that, he is not qualified to criticize Pingping's character. Just now, when Lu Ming said "the last time", he also promised Lu Ming that he would not do it in the future.
But Lu Ming has been smoothed out now, and he is still saying ignorantly: "Didn't you tell me just now, why did you suddenly ask again?"
This is a difficult thing to explain, Liang Yesheng said, "That's it."
Lu Ming was relieved and sat next to Liang Yesheng.
After chatting for so long just now, Lu Ming was a little thirsty, so he opened a bottle of water and drank it.
However, Liang Yesheng suddenly began to speak out of boundless words, as if infected by Lu Ming: "Have you ever bought that kind of drink? There is often a 'one more bottle' sign on the bottle cap. It will say another bottle on the cap."
"Why are you so lucky," Lu Ming was a little depressed, "Of course I bought it, but I didn't win the lottery once."
"Then you may have it now, do it again." Liang Yesheng said.
"What again?" Lu Ming was puzzled.
Liang Yesheng didn't speak again. Just when Lu Ming waited a little anxiously, Liang Yesheng said, "After the last time I just said, I may have to do it again."
The hand on Liang Yesheng's shoulder that was holding his neck suddenly froze, and then slowly fell.
"If I keep hiding it from you, I don't feel like it myself." Liang Yesheng said.
Lu Ming was about to collapse: "It's not a fucking jackpot!! You didn't look like you were hiding something!!!"
"Actually, I am..." Liang Yesheng wanted to continue, but was interrupted by Lu Ming.
"Wait," Lu Ming said, "Let me ask first, is it worse than your lie that your mother is sick?"
Looking at Liang Yesheng's expression, he seemed to be like this.
"Is it more serious than you pretending we are divorced and hiding the marriage certificate?"
It seems so.
"I...Fuck..." Lu Ming said, "Don't talk about it now, I'm afraid if you say it now, we will go to the Civil Affairs Bureau later."
Lu Ming was even thinking about whether he still had the divorce agreement from last time, wouldn't he be charged again.
"People don't go to work at night." Liang Yesheng said, "I won't go during the day tomorrow either."
He didn't want to go to that place again to divide property with Lu Ming again.
"Then don't fucking lie to me from the beginning!" Lu Ming really felt a headache, "Wait for me to prepare, and then tell me. Do you really need psychological counseling? I know someone who It seems to be a doctor of psychology, I think I should help you contact her."
That's really unnecessary. Liang Yesheng is very sure that Mr. L is not a doctor of psychology, or even a liar who doesn't even have a qualification certificate.
"Lu Ming." Seeing that Lu Ming was about to turn around and go to the guest room again, Liang Yesheng called his name from behind.
Lu Ming still couldn't hold back his answer, and felt that he had a hole in his head, and he couldn't even ignore Liang Yesheng.
Liang Yesheng said, "if you want to hear it, let me know at any time."
"But I can't get a divorce," he added.
Lu Ming thought, damn, why is this person so righteous when he did something wrong, but he still doesn't know how to refute, saying that he must leave? He couldn't speak either.
People will act impulsive because of love, but they will also be bound by love.
But lying on the bed, he couldn't fall asleep. Lu Ming simply sat up, turned on the computer, and started typing.
He wrote a bunch, and when he came back to his senses, it was already early morning. Lu Ming used the printer at home to type out what he wrote, and then opened the door to go out. Liang Yesheng had already gone back to his room and slept. No matter what, he had to go to work the next day. Lu Ming walked to the entrance and put a few pieces of A4 paper where he would definitely see it at the door. He looked at it again and asked what options he could accept. to the light of day.
It was Liang Yesheng's phone that woke him up.
"I waited for a while," Liang Yesheng said, "I thought you were awake by this point."
I usually wake up at this point, but I slept too late last night, which caused this situation. Lu Ming was woken up and remembered what happened yesterday, his tone was a little bad: "Why?"
Liang Yesheng said, "hand in the homework you left to me."
Lu Ming didn't really want to hear the answer in person, but Liang Yesheng had already read it, and his voice was inexplicably happy: "Is there an illegitimate child outside? No."
"Bigamy? No."
"Have you got it..."
"It's alright, alright, I understand, stop reading it." Lu Ming covered his ears.
"Not all of them." Liang Yesheng said, "How did you come up with these options, and let me choose whether or not to put it in your room at night? Is this for scoring?"
"You said it so seriously, of course I have to be mentally prepared." Lu Ming said.
"What's this last? Actually, Chen Zi is a senior fan. He scolds Lu Shan and Lu Ming on the Internet every day. Why is there such an option?"
"Isn't this serious?" Lu Ming asked back.
"… "
"Well, not at all anyway." Lu Ming concluded, "I have used my imagination to include everything I can guess. Since it is not, it shouldn't be very serious. You are exaggerating."
"Wait back," Liang Yesheng's voice was gentle, "Go home and tell you in person."
Lu Ming reluctantly agreed, thinking that before Liang Yesheng came back, he might have to ask someone else for some consultation.
Before hanging up the phone, Liang Yesheng suddenly called Lu Ming's name again, but he seemed to have nothing to say: "Have you had breakfast?"
He may indeed have been infected by Lu Ming's stupidity.
"Not yet." Lu Ming replied, "I'll go to the hall downstairs later."
"Don't order takeout today, let's go out to eat." Liang Yesheng said.
The two of them are quite consistent in this regard, and they will not become more homely when they become gay. The kitchen is so clean that it is only used to boil water, and only the washing machine is used most diligently.
Lu Ming hung up the phone, quickly opened the communication software, and found a marriage counselor who had given him a lot of advice to revive the relationship between him and Liang Yesheng.
"Mr. L, I may have to quarrel with my wife again tonight, you have to help me!"
"Mr. L?"
"I can give you money!"
"Fuck me, what about people?"