The Bible of Mistakes in Love

Chapter 7

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Article 7 of "Love Collection":

"When buying a gift for a lover, buy it in the opposite direction that he likes, so that he can have an unexpected surprise."

It was raining overnight, and the bad news continued. Lu Ming didn't get his installment fee, and he also received bad news from Xu Ou.

"Flying Eagle is on the same day as us," Xu Ou said, "and the front and back feet on the same stage, it's fucking amazing!"

Lu Ming also cursed, "Is this organizer a dog brain?"

"I'm not an insider," Xu Ou said helplessly. "The big company has nothing to do with a titled music festival to try it out. As a result, when the list came out tonight, everyone was blown up."

"Then let's refund the money and stop acting." Lu Ming decided.

"You thought it was just you who wanted to retire," Xu Ou said. "Feiying went to scold earlier than us, saying that they would quit and not participate. As a result, Chen Gou scolded too much when he called, and the organizer became furious. , if they don't perform the contract, they will wait for the defendant, and they will go through legal procedures."

Of course, Chen Gou is not called Chen Gou. There are still very few parents who give their children such a name. He is the rapper who had a conflict with Xu Ou, formerly known as Chen Zi. His parents overestimated the educational level of the circle that their son would join in the future. In order to avoid mispronunciation of their own words, more people used to be called Chen Zi, aka Lone Wolf. Xu Ou felt that it was too insulting to the wolf, so it would be better to scold the dog.

Fortunately, Chen Gou went to Lei, and now Lu Ming and the others don't have to make a pointless attempt to quit. If Feiying can't pay the liquidated damages, it will be more difficult for them. It is better to make some preparations to avoid conflicts when they come.

There are also those fans who watch the fun and don't think it's better. Lu Ming has a headache thinking about it: "Let's prepare all the guys."

This time it was Xu Ou who was startled: "What are you doing, really want to fight?"

"What are you thinking, runaway guy." Lu Ming said, "For example, a bicycle."

They discussed the escape route for a long time, and Xu Oulin remembered another important thing before hanging up the phone: "I said A Ming, you are gay! I used to think you like Guo Qianqian as much as I do."

"You're too embarrassed to say that you can't seize the opportunity to get along with you." Lu Ming sneered, "I've already caught up with her blind date. You're still a fucking single dog."

"Who are you chasing?" Liang Yesheng's voice appeared above his head, making Lu Ming almost jump off the sofa.

Lu Ming raised his neck to look at Liang Yesheng, and felt that he was asking nonsense: "Who else is there, there is no one but you."

He doesn't lie, so sometimes he is unexpectedly frank, saying that he only chased after Liang Yesheng, which made Liang Yesheng feel much better: "Nothing else? Haven't chased a woman?"

Liang Yesheng said again: "What do you call chasing people, I've never thought about it. In the morning, you send one 'Have you had breakfast?', at noon, 'Have you had lunch?', and in the evening, you will send another 'Have you got off work'."

"Then I don't know how to chase now." Lu Ming said.

It really made people laugh and cry, once Liang Yesheng replied "I haven't eaten yet", but Lu Ming didn't know how to answer it. After a while, he sent another message to Liang Yesheng: "Oh, I ate, I'm very full."

He also took a photo to show Liang Yesheng, who was hungry at the meeting, to prove that he was not lying.

Liang Yesheng was about to be amused by this foolish critic who cared about eating wholeheartedly, and sent another line to Lu Ming: "My colleague said that there is a good Spanish restaurant, and I'm going to eat too."

At that time, Lu Ming was not a Lu Ming who ate soft rice, and he still liked the feeling of being Ming's brother. He was always rushing to check out. After a while, he sent a message to Liang Yesheng: "Oh, it's not bad to have a hot pot near your hospital, why don't you eat it next time?"

It's not bad, and the average per capita is more than 100. Lu Ming usually doesn't eat much.

So Lu Ming felt that he not only chased Liang Yesheng, but also took a lot of effort to catch up. As a result, he divorced in less than two years, which is similar to the fact that he worked so hard to take the TOEFL test countless times, and finally passed the test and went abroad.

After studying abroad for two semesters, his family suddenly went bankrupt and had no money to pay tuition fees. What difference would it make for him to go back immediately.

Lu Ming was also really aggrieved, he didn't even understand. He said to Liang Yesheng, "You stepped on my foot."

Liang Yesheng took a step back and sat next to Lu Ming. Lu Ming let him, thinking of Xu Ou who was still on the phone just now, looking down, he had already been hung up, I don't know where Xu Ou couldn't help hanging up when he heard it. He wasn't going to dial back any more, he just continued to watch TV.

"Looking at this again?" Even Liang Yesheng was very familiar.

"8 mile", Eminem's semi-autobiographical film, is not only a favorite of Lu Ming, but is also quite influential in the underground circle. Eminem was tossing between odd jobs and rap, his home was robbed, his girlfriend left him with his daughter, and he could only get second place in the battle. When he was so desperate that he almost committed suicide, his producer fell from the sky and signed him. Let him become an instant hit, go to a new life, and even his girlfriend married him.

Who wouldn't want such a miracle? The business suddenly flourished, and the number of deposits could not be counted in an instant. If you can't do this, then at least...

You can let your wife come back and get back together.

With the TV on, Lu Ming didn't watch TV, and lowered his head into difficult thinking. During this time, he would always suddenly get up and fall into a bad mood, which was undoubtedly Liang Yesheng's fault. Liang Yesheng not only did not pay in installments, but also stepped on his feet just now.

Liang Yesheng sat next to him and asked Lu Ming, "Do you resonate very well? Watching a movie is so sad."

Lu Ming didn't really want to answer Liang Yesheng, he felt that Liang Yesheng turned on the air conditioner temperature too low, he was so cold that he huddled up on the sofa.

"Because you don't have any money?" Liang Yesheng continued, "You promise me one thing first. If you agree, the 300,000 yuan will be transferred to you immediately."

"What's the matter?" Lu Ming sat up when he heard Qian, "Don't you want to shoot the last shot?"

Lu Ming thought, Liang Yesheng is probably crazy, what kind of paid project is this. In terms of the level of coolness, he may still need to find Liang Ye to make money.

"..." Liang Yesheng said, "You think too much. I want to tell you that my mother is not in good health recently. Don't tell him about our divorce. The festival will be in a few days. Come home with me, Let's accompany her to the end of the festival."

Liang Yesheng pulled the tiger's skin and pulled the banner, as if he really didn't do it for himself, but in order not to hurt his parents.

Lu Ming was frightened, especially when Liang Yesheng said that his mother was not in good health, and agreed, "Okay, I haven't seen Auntie for a long time."

Liang Yesheng was satisfied in stages and was ready to go back to his room. After taking a few steps, Lu Ming called out from behind again, "Wait, what festival will be in a few days? This National Day just passed!"

In the past few days, the autumn tigers are in full bloom, which makes Lu Ming hot enough. He thinks that there are no festivals these days.

"New Year's Day." Liang Yesheng said.

That's really not a few days, rounding up to two months.

Liang Yesheng had something to do when he returned to his room. He called his mother, who was very surprised and asked him what was going on.

"Where are you going for New Year's Eve this year?" Liang Yesheng asked.

"Roma," said the mother, "what, you and Xiao Lu are going out to play?"

"Don't go," Liang Yesheng said, "stay at home. Have a good rest at home."

"What am I taking a break for?" My mother wondered, "I'm in good health. I'm going to Italy to buy more Gucci bags."

It was really difficult to explain, so Liang Yesheng stopped, opened the chat interface and quickly entered some numbers.

"Look at your WeChat transfer," Liang Yesheng, "Look for the purchase package, don't go, you need to rest recently."