Article 8 of "Love Collection":
"If you have tried all the above seven items one by one or tried four or more, you have not been beaten to death by your lover, then congratulations, TA really loves you. On the contrary, if you get unfortunate results, then may the deceased rest in peace ."
Liang Yesheng's mother was forcibly arranged to be sick on New Year's Day, but she reluctantly accepted the comfort of money from her son.
"Have you quarreled with Xiao Lu?" His mother felt very keenly that something was wrong with Liang Yesheng, "Be nice to others, your temper is weird, and you don't know who taught you, don't keep thinking about giving money Solve the problem."
"No, it's fine." Liang Yesheng said, "He was still playing outside and didn't come back."
"It's normal for young people to like to play. He's younger than you, and I like to travel around." Liang's mother said, "I don't think it's normal for you to stay at home and carve models, and accompany him out to play more. ."
Liang Yesheng paused for a while before saying, "Okay."
When he went out, Lu Ming was already asleep on the sofa. Because of the cold, when Liang Yesheng came over, Lu Ming subconsciously leaned over and pressed his face against Liang Yesheng's forearm.
Liang Yesheng turned his wrist and put his palm on Lu Ming's face. The temperature was higher, and Lu Ming was very satisfied. Liang Yesheng likes to see Lu Ming's appearance when he is asleep. After lingering, or before going to work, Lu Ming always lacks a lot of sleep and sleeps in an indecent posture, either hugging the quilt or hugging Liang Yesheng. He has nothing to hold on the sofa now, so he can only curl up in a ball.
Liang Yesheng raised his head and looked at the guest room where Lu Ming slept last night, but did not call Lu Ming up. He bent down and carried Lu Ming back to the master bedroom.
Tonight, Liang Yesheng slept well.
When Lu Ming woke up, he was startled in a daze: "Didn't I fall asleep on the sofa yesterday?"
"You came back by yourself, sleepwalking." Liang Yesheng didn't seem to know if he was joking or telling the truth, or he was talking nonsense, "It has nothing to do with me."
Lu Ming felt inexplicable, but he was also very busy. There was a new song to be released at the music festival. It wasn't a big deal at first, but now he collided with Feiying.
While others were rehearsing, Lu Ming was in a daze, and Pingping called him: "Brother Ming, it's time to leave for dinner! What are you stunned for!"
Lu Ming is actually not active in eating now. It seems that the divorce has hit him hard enough, everyone thinks.
Pingping sat with Lu Ming and continued to ask Lu Ming, "Brother Ming, how did you go back with your sister-in-law that day?"
"What sister-in-law?" Lu Ming was still a little annoyed when he thought of it, "I told you I left."
Pingping doesn't think so: "It's not like he broke up with you like that. I think you have to live together."
"Fart." Lu Ming was even more annoyed, "I have been sent to bed, he still doesn't sleep, and he farted with him."
With a ping ping oh, he used his heterosexual experience to calm down a few words. While drinking beer, I always felt that something was not right. When I finally remembered, the beer sprayed a pot of vegetables in front of me, and others were dissatisfied.
"Ming, Brother Ming," Pingping came again, "Are you the one below?"
Lu Ming looked at Pingping sadly: "Are you fucking finished?"
After I left, I would like to discuss the issue of body position. I have to wash the pot and come to serve the rice, and the room has collapsed and I have to sweep the floor.
No one else heard what he and Pingping were talking about. The music festival in a week is more important. Said to blow up the audience, let Feiying see how powerful their local label in City C is.
As the source of the incident, Lu Ming was not the center for a long time. The most popular rapper on their label now is Xu Ou. Of course, Lu Ming is also busy. Almost every song Xu Ou releases now has Lu Ming's producer watermark. Lu Ming has also received private messages from fans and friends, asking Lu Ming to lower the sound of the watermark at the beginning, so that he has a lower sense of presence, and it is annoying to hear. He was so angry that Lu Ming also released a new song himself, he made his three-second oh yeah m
ing made the beat repeated for three minutes, and forced Xu Ou to retweet it.
"Chen Gou sent me a private message yesterday," Xu Ou said. "He said that the music festival would definitely surprise me that day. Should I call the police first?"
The rapper's report/police is a big joke, not to mention that nothing has happened yet, and the police/police will not necessarily accept it. Lu Ming said, "I have a solution. You should buy an anti-wolf spray first."
"You're too mother-in-law, Ming," Xu Ou said with contempt, "what's the matter with you, it's not a woman's anti-wolf spray."
"The person who wants to call the police a week in advance is the most masculine." Lu Ming scolded back, "Anyway, you should leave early when the day is over, don't let any conflict happen."
They gather people and divide them into groups, and their label is just a bunch of cowards. However, Xu Ou thought of a very realistic problem: "The music festivals are all in the suburbs. Let's go in one direction. Come with me and save some money by carpooling."
"No need." Lu Ming refused immediately, "I... someone came to pick me up."
"Who is it? Do you have other friends in City C?"
"I..." Lu Ming stammered for a long time, and finally became angry with himself, "Fuck, my ex-husband!"
Ping Ping, who had just been scolded by Lu Ming, thought to himself, "I'll just say there's still drama."
A week later, the music festival is coming soon. The two major labels, Feiying and Lushan, had an unkind meeting. They were very well prepared, and they all forgot their words, especially Xu Ou and Chen Zi, who were completely forgotten, and they were all over the place. The microphone turned to the audience and asked them to sing, or simply "put your hands up!", the audience raised their hands one after another and almost smashed these two unreliable rappers with mineral water bottles.
Xu Ou was in a very bad mood, and remembered Lu Ming's exhortation, he was ready to go out for a taxi and leave. After all, besides Feiying, there may be audience members who feel cheated and ready to beat him. As soon as he came out of the backstage, a figure stopped him, it was Chen Zi.
Sure enough, the disaster could not be avoided, Xu Ou simply took off his jacket: "I've been waiting for you for a long time, come on."
"It's true." Chen Zi said.
"What?" Xu Ou was stunned.
Chen Zi showed Xu Ou the stack of chains around his neck: "Did you see it? This one is real gold! This one is real diamond! Let you fucking say I'm wearing a fake chain, and you apologize to me!"
"You're sick, okay, Dad apologizes to you, get out of the way!" Xu Ou said.
"I won't let you," Chen Zi said. "No matter how you go, you can't avoid you. I think you're following me on purpose."
"Fuck, I sincerely apologize this time, I was wrong, brother," Xu Ou found that Chen Gou was really a dog, "I shouldn't care about the mental patient, your chain is real."
"It's not a question of whether the chain is real or not," Chen Zi didn't move. "What I want is respect. If I win the first battle championship, you come to ridicule me. Do you think you're a great OG? I'll send you a private message. You still haven't gotten back to me."
"Dad, I was wrong. I'll reply to your private message when I go back." Xu Ou's name changed three times a minute, and he suspected that he would call Chen Zi Zuzu next time.
"It's not a question of whether or not to reply to private messages, what I want is respect..."
"I absolutely respect!" Xu Ou said, "I'll make offerings to you when I go back!"
"Have you listened to the songs I wrote in the past two years?" Chen Zi asked.
Nonsense, of course not. He had read a lot of Chen Zi's circle of friends. Most of the time, he was in a yin and yang mood, and a small part of the time he was naming names, scolding Lu Shan and Xu Ou, but he also forgot the culprit Lu Ming.
Seeing that Xu Ou didn't answer, Chen Zi slapped his nose even more: "You are still mocking me, you have to say in the interview that you don't like the trap style I do, it's none of your business what song I do, your oldschool is so old-fashioned for you !"
"Why am I making fun of you? There are so many people who don't like traps. Do you have the ability to go to Yao Zhongren to settle accounts?" Xu Ou finally scolded back.
Chen Zi was even more angry, he could barely hold a chain in his hand.
Someone suddenly patted him on the shoulder: "I said buddy..."
Chen Zi slapped his elbow with an elbow, and a scream that was beyond imagination came from behind him.
Xu Ou rushed to support Lu Ming, looked up and glared at Chen Zi when he saw Lu Ming covering his face, as if life was worse than death. But Chen Zi himself was stunned. He clearly didn't use a heavy hand just now. He even thought that he just pushed it very lightly. Is it called this
Chen Zi immediately understood that Lu Ming was here to touch porcelain. Maybe he was filming the crime of beating someone, and it would be uploaded to the Internet soon.
"You're too much," he pointed at Xu Ou angrily, "I really came to reconcile with you, but you frame me like this, where is the camera?"
"What crap camera, I think you're really sick." Xu Ou scolded him, "I'm too lazy to care about you now, help me take Lu Ming to the hospital, and you can also check your brain."
Looking at Chen Zi's expression, he probably guessed that this person was not intentional, and it would be better to send Lu Ming to the hospital first.
"What's wrong with him?" Another unfamiliar voice, Xu Ou raised his head, a man who seemed out of tune with the music festival atmosphere. However, this person, Xu Ou, is somewhat familiar.
"You're that... Doctor Liang?" Xu Ou remembered, "I helped my uncle hang up your number! How did you come here?"
Liang Yesheng didn't have time to answer him, he had already squatted down to see Lu Ming's situation. Xu Ou thought about it, a dentist is also a doctor, so it would be good for Liang Yesheng to make a temporary diagnosis.
"Do you have such a ghost call?" Liang Yesheng said indifferently, "It's just a wisdom tooth."
Now that it has just grown, and there is some inflammation around it, it will indeed be more painful. Chen Zi's actions just now may have hit the inflamed area, but no matter what, it wouldn't be called this.
"I was afraid of pain!" Lu Ming retorted, "Damn, when did my wisdom teeth grow, I just said that I always felt uncomfortable these days."
"You know each other?" Xu Ou was still asking.
Lu Ming had completely forgotten that only Pingping had seen Liang Yesheng: "Didn't I say someone came to pick me up?"
"You... ex-husband?" Xu Ou's brain was a little disrupted.
In the chaos, no one noticed that Liang Yesheng was very unhappy when he heard the word "before".
Because Chen Zi was still entangled, and even added another crime: "You fucking wronged me! I'll just say what's going on, I obviously didn't hit him! If I want to hit, I'll hit you!"
"Thank you so much." Xu Ou didn't want to talk to Chen Zi any more, and went out with Lu Ming. But since Lu Ming wasn't injured, he didn't want to support him anymore. What's more, there is now Liang Yesheng next to Lu Ming. Liang Yesheng looks handsome, tall and straight, which is exactly the kind of image that will make people more interested in homosexuality.
And Lu Ming... Lu Ming is the kind of person who advertises that he is gay, everyone hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha for a long time before realizing that it is possible to be real, such an image.
Xu Ou even felt that Lu Ming hadn't grown up at all.
He really felt that Lu Ming was not very old at first, and he was still a few days away from the age of twenty-four. Thinking about it this way, the time of marriage that Lu Ming said was probably when he had just reached the legal age for marriage. If the object is not this Liang Yesheng, who seems to be in good condition, Xu Ou would almost suspect that Lu Ming was cheated of marriage and money.
Especially now, Lu Ming was so vulnerable because of the toothache, he was still muttering: "I don't want to pull my teeth out."
"If you look fine, you can leave it alone." Liang Yesheng answered him.
"But it hurts if I don't pull it out. I'm in pain now." Lu Ming added, "Why don't you, a dentist, carry painkillers with you."
He babbled in pain and began to scold Xu Ou again.
"What the hell are you doing today, I can't even listen to it anymore." Lu Ming said to him, "Everyone has met Feiying, and I'm not in good shape and have a toothache. Did I put the wrong beat? Is there a mistake?"
"?? Of course you have?" Xu Ou was shocked at the speed of Lu Ming's amnesia, "On the day you divorced, you were distracted all night!!"
As soon as Xu Ou finished speaking, he remembered that it seemed that another client of Lu Ming's divorce was also there, smiling embarrassedly at Liang Yesheng.
Liang Yesheng actually returned a smile to Xu Ou, which seemed to be quite sincere.
Lu Ming glanced at Liang Yesheng with a guilty conscience, but Liang Yesheng didn't seem to plan to ask him in front of Xu Ou now. But still a little annoyed in my heart, I walked forward quickly.
Liang Yesheng also quickened his pace, leaving only Xu Ou alone. There is also Chen Zi, but Xu Ou does not intend to count Chen Zi as an adult. He even wanted to kindly suggest Chen Zi to change his AKA now. It would be more appropriate to call him a lone wolf instead of a mad dog.
"Where does your friend live?" Liang Yesheng asked, "Otherwise, let's take him back by the way."
"No." Lu Ming was still annoyed by Xu Ou's shortcoming just now, "We live in the east, he lives in the west, it's too far apart."
Xu Ou didn't know that his home had been moved by Lu Mingqiankun, and he was still entangled with Chen Zi.
"Your Weibo last month was still alluding to me." Chen Zi said.
"No, you think too much." Xu Ou replied.
In fact, it is really an insinuation of Chen Zi, but how can you admit this kind of insinuation? If you admit it, can it still be called an innuendo
Chen Zi said, "Why did you say my chain was fake that year?"
"I was wrong." Xu Ou was really going crazy. He and Chen Zi stayed in the detention center for three days that year. At that time, Chen Zi was still a normal mad dog. They scolded each other freestyle for three days in the detention center. After meeting Chen Zi again, the relationship only exists in the mutual no-name and ridicule in the circle of friends and Weibo, "Can you stop following me? I panic."
Lu Ming, a heartless man, left him and ran away with his ex-husband. Xu Ou now feels that Ping Ping is right, this is a divorce, it is clearly a prelude to messing up again.
I don't know if he will be able to find Lu Ming as a convenience for seeing a doctor in the future. Liang Yesheng is a doctor in the third hospital. Not only is the dental department difficult to register in the third hospital, but there has never been a department that is easy to register.
Then again, why is Lu Ming still so poor
It was said that Cao Cao Cao Cao arrived and wanted to land Ming, so he received a WeChat message from Lu Ming.
AKA Buming Zeping: According to my rich experience of homosexuality, Chen Gou should be interested in you. Come on, cherish the solitude I have created for you.
Xu Ou looked at Chen Zi who was still beside him, imagined the possibility a little, and wanted to kill Lu Ming immediately.
Daou: Actually, there is something that I have wanted to tell you for a long time, but I have been hesitating. I always feel that telling you will hurt you, but today I can’t help it, I hope you forgive me.
stupid
Before Lu Ming reacted and started scolding back, Xu Ou quickly blocked Lu Ming as a friend.